Naruto's P.O.V.
I walked down the street heading towards the ramen stand.
'Hmm Why couldnt I find Hinata the other day?' I thought.
Yes. I was also on a Hinata Hunt. (NOTE: Now THAT sounds funny.)
I haven't seen Hinata OR anyone else for that matter other than Sasuke in the past 2 days. Thats really wierd.
Then all of a sudde...I heard humming.
"Its okay Keitaro. Theres enough for you too."
I looked over a bush and saw Hinata feeding the birds. I smiled.
'Hinata's gonna be so happy when I ask her out!'
"Hey Hinata!" I said. She didnt even flinch or turn around to greet me.
"Hi Naruto." I noticed she didnt stutter or say 'kun' at the end of my name.
"Ne?" I sat down next to her. "Whats wrong Hinata chan?"
"Please...dont call me that." she whispered.
'Huh?'
"Hinata, I just wanted to ask you if you wanted to go out to eat with me."
She looked the other direction. "Is this some kind of sick joke?" she asked.
"Huh? No no I just thought--"
"Do you think my feelings are a game to you?!" she yelled and looked at me with anger in her purple tinted eyes.
"What are you talking about??"
"Why dont you go eat with Sasuke! I mean, you do love him right??" And with that, she left. Im not sure were, but she's gone.
'Great, she hates me and I dont even know what I did!' I thought.
'AND WHAT DID SHE MEAN ABOUT ME LOVING SASUKE???!?!?!!?!?'
I calmed down and started to walk on.
'Wierd...'
Then I saw Sasuke (ALSO wierd...)
"Hey teme! Whats up!!?" I yelled running over to him. He didnt answer and pretended I wasnt there.
"Hello? Hellllllllllllo? Anybody in there???" I said poking his head.
"Go away!" He yelled.
"Wait, what?!"
"Why did you kiss me? You pervert!!"
"Wait hold on...WAIT A SECOND NOW! WHO SAID I KISSED YOU?!"
He left also. OMFG what the heck?!
I continued to walk again and Gaara walked by. (DUDE!)
"Hey Gaara! Whats going on?" I asked
"Well, Im out to kill Shikamaru. But dont worry. I'll bury his body somewhere out of Konoha."
He walk on and left me shocked AND scared. "Dude! What is with-"
Something grabbed me and covered my mouth.
'OH GOD im getting KIDNAPPED! Im too young and CUTE to get RAPED! IS THIS THE END! gOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD!!!' I thought.
As soon as it let go, I screamed. "HELP!"
"Shut up! I dont want Gaara to here you OR find me!"
I turned around to see Shikamaru.
"Shikamaru, what is goin on?!" I whispered.
"Temari tried to rape me, then lied and said I tried to rape her in front of Ino, who tried to ask me out! and NOW Gaara's out to kill me!" he said.
I stared at him.
"So, Temari tried to rape you, but she said you raped her, Hinata hates me,Sasuke hates me, Sakura hates me, and Gaara's out to kill you... and..everyones okay with this? DID I MISS SOMETHING?!" I yelled.
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Calm down!!" Shikamaru hushed me.
"And you also left out that Hinata is Neji's fiance and we all beleive youre gay."
"WHAT?!?!??!?!?!?!"
"Again with the screaming! Shut up Naruto! Oh crap here comes Gaara!!!"
I looked around, then turned the other way. "Im sorry, but do I know you, pinneapple dude?"
"NARUTO!!"he growled.
"Sorry, uh, I need to tie my shoes, over there...way way WAY over there." I said backing away since Gaara was right behind Shikamaru.
"You dont even wear shoes with strings!" he yelled.
I just stared at him.
"Gaara's right behind me, isnt he?" he asked.
"Yup."
"Good bye Naruto. Tell my future wife and kids I love them!!!!" he started to run and Gaara went after him.
"And those people would be who?!?!" I yelled after him. I shrugged and kept going.
After a while, I heard talking from above.
"Hello?"
"Oh. Hello Naruto."
"God? Is that you talking to me?" I asked.
"No. Look up here..."
I looked up and saw Lee sitting in a tree. All that was missing was Sakura and some K-I-S-S-I-N-G. (NOTE: okay, that was stupid, but like, at the moment, i thought it was funny! bear with me people!)
"Hey Lee! Whatcha doin up there?" I asked.
"Oh...nothing. Just...Thinking." he replied. I jumped in the tree and sat next to him. He looked AWFUL. His eyes were red, his hair was messed up, and looked like he hasnt changed clothes in forever! (Actually, its kinda hard to see if he IS wearing the same thing, cuz he wears the same green thing everyday.) He also smelled like he hasnt showered in days...
"Lee? What happend to you?" I asked cautiously.
"Naruto...have you ever been in love with some one...then you relize that...you love someone else...?" he asked softely.
I thought of Hinata and Sakura.
"Well, I guess you can say that... Why? And why do you smell so bad?" I asked.
"Dont get it?!?! IM A LOSER!" he yelled and started to cry.
"I lost the love of my life, I lost my dignity, I lost all my stuff since Gai Sensei doesnt approve of perverts like me, and I lost my respect!!"
"What about your kunai's? Dont you still have those so you can train?" I asked.
"He wouldnt let me use them...he made me EAT them!!!" he sobbed.
"Ewww" I whispered and gave him a chibi style 'gross' look.
"Whoa, dude, do you mean you lost Sakura? Cuz if you do, you are mistaken--"
"No, he's talking about someone else." said a voice. I looked down to face Neji.
I jumped down.
"Neji, can you puh-leeese tell me what in the world is going on?" I asked. I was getting pretty tired of asking that same question over and over, only to find myself walking into a NEW problem before getting the dirt on the other ones.
"Well, See, Lee is now in love with Tenten. And she actually feels the same way." he replied.
"So...? Why dont they just go out?" I asked.
Neji didnt answer.
"Wait, dont tell me she thinks bushy brows is gay too!" I said.
"No! You baka! Tenten caught Sakura and Lee messing around in the training grounds."
"No way?!?! Sakura wouldt do that!!" I exclamied.
"Well, Lee said he didnt want any of that to happen."
"What did happen??"
Neji whispered it in my ear.
"HOLY CRAP ARE YOU EFFIN KIDDING ME???" I yelled.
"Nope."
"THATS GROSS!"
"I know, But I bet you'd want Sakura to do it to you, right?" he smirked.
"Yeah and I bet You want Hinata to do it to you." I scoffed.
"What did you say?"
"Yeah, I know. You are Hinata's Fiancee. And Now she hates me! What did you do?!!" I yelled
"Hey Naruto!" Tenten asked as she ran over to Me, Neji, and Lee.
"Hey Tenten!" I said.
Akward silence...
"Tenten, Im not the only one here." I whispered.
"Hmm?" she looked around. "What do you mean? I dont see anybody else." she said.
'Oh I get it. She's trying to ignore the fact Neji and Lee are here! I guess she hates them too.'
Well, I gonna go now." I said.
"Aww leaving so soon?" Tenten asked.
"Yeah."
"Wait!"
She pulled me close and kissed my cheek.
"Thanks for visiting, Naruto kun." she said.
"Um, youre welcome anytime!!!" I said and turned around and started to go where I was tryna get to for tha past 30 minutes... the ramen stand.
'Man, If she's gonna kiss me everytime I visit her, I wouldnt mind visting her all the time!' I thought and smiled for a second. I put my hands ove her head and continued walking.
"Wow..Eveyones acting so strange latley..." I said to myself.
"Hey Boss!" I turned around to see Konohamaru.
"Hey Konohamaru! Do you know whats going on latley?" I asked.
"Yeah! Everythings going out of wack!" he replied, tryna catch his breath.
"I know. And Somehow Hinata hates me."
"Because of what you did to here!"
"Huh? What did I do to her?"
"What do you mean you dont know?! Youre the one who broke her heart!"
'Broke her heart?' I thought.
"Broke her heart? I havent even asked her out yet!"
"Not according to her. Everyone knows what happened!"
"Well, What exactly did I say??"
"Well, You said 'I dont like you, actually I hate you!' Then you said 'I love Sasuke!'"
"I SAID WHAT?!?!?!?"
"Wow NAruto theres alotta things you sure dont know! Well, gotta run!"
"Hey Wait!!"
He left.
"Man...I really need to lay off the ramen...
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well, i did another one JUST FOR YOU WHO REVIEWED. man man oh man! i cant get this song outta my head from the play CATS. "The rum tum tugger is a curious cat...' ARGH!!! "Oh well I never was there ever a cat as clever as magical mrs... GOD I NEED TO STOP!
ONWARD! (and fast!) to next chapter! Reggie 8/6/07 5:20pm