A/N: HEY HEY HEY! IT'S TALI!! Aw, it doesn't rhyme. ;-; Oh wells. Anyways. I've been playing Sims for like hours upon hours upon hours! I think Sophie was trying to tease me with the Sims chapter. ;-; She KNEW I bought Sims 2 Double Deluxe but couldn't use it because of the DVD rom thing that we didn't have. xD But i finally got it working and i've played it for days straight. ._.' Um yeah. Not really Days straight, but I DID stay up til 3 AM playing once xD. ANyways this has nothing to do with the story. xD well it kinda does....*everyone: GET ON WITH THE CHAPTER!*...Oh be quiet. I'm having fun rambling. ANyways, It's been raining for the last few days too, and I just remembered some fun moments from sleepovers i've had when the power went out...xD fun times...but he last ihng that happens in this chapter, before the power comes back on, is what me an dmy friends basically did untli the power came back on when I had my sleep over xD on with the chappy.

TPOV:

Edward's Estrogen run finally wore off, Mike went to wherever he's supposed to be, and I installed Sophie's Sims game on my computer so that I could play it in the privacy of the bedroom that belonged to Emmett and me. Sophie was still chilling in the living room, watching TV, and Playing Sims. Carlisle was still checking up on his Chicken, Esme was...off being Esme, Rosalie and Alice were still plotting evil schemes, and Zammy and Dumbo moved to my room. I potty-trained Dumbo to go poo out the window. Sadly, Esme's garden was right outside our window. i explained to her that i was helping her with the fertilizer when she saw a pile of Elephant crap in her garden on some of her Pansies.(Yes, I hate pansies so much that I made an elephant take a dump on some. They're creepy.)

Anyways, out of nowhere, stormclouds appeared and rain started pouring down from the sky. "Aw sky! Don't be sad! I don't like it when things cry!!" I said, poking my head out the window. Just then a bolt of lightning struck the ground, I squealed and jumped away from the window, out the door and managed to almost fall down the stairs. I ran back to the room grabbed Sapphire (My mp3 player.(it's blue. xD I couldn't tihnk of anything better) It took me forever to find a good name for it, because my friends (including Sophie) Refused to help me or just gave me stupidnames that I hate. Like Sasha, and Sandra. (No offence to any Sasha's and Sandra's reading this. I hate the name. Not people with the name. xD)) And ran downstairs to the livingroom shouting that the sky was sad. Just then Thunder went off, me being terrified of lightning and thunder I squealed and dove to find cover. I somehow found myself with my face burried in Carlisle's lap.

"Um. Hi." He patted my head.

"Gah! Hi Carlisle!" I said, as always, pronouncing the s.

"I've told you, time nad time again, It's car-Lyle. not lis-le. Anyways, why are you, well, burrying your face in my crotchal area."

"Hee, you said crotchal." I giggled and rolled off the couch. "And I don't like thunder, it's scary--" Another clap of thunder, another squeal from me. Emmett came in from the kitchen with some Ore Ida Fast Food fries (Omg. I had a whole frickin bag of 'em today. they were yummy! Tasted like burgerking fries!! Go get 'em!!! I'm Advertising. xDDD Okay onwards.) and some ketchup. "YAY! I Love you even more now Emmy!" I shouted, and flung myself at him, almost making him drop the fries on the nice white carpet. (Which would have left a massive ketchup stain for the maids to clean up and thta's just mean making maids do their job.) While Emmett was playing boobsketball with some of the crispier fries that I refused to eat (seriously, I do not eat the crispy fries, I give 'em away to people..xD) and I was stuffing at least ten at a time in my mouth, The rest of the gang came down to the living room. Jasper and Sophie were playing some form of fighting game, I tihnk it was Mortal Kombat, or maybe Soul Calibur 3. Alice and Rosalie were STILL scheming. Esme was cleaning something, onec again, giving the maids Nothing to do. Carlisle was givi--well TRYING to give Zammy her happy pills, wihle Zammy kept trying to bite his hand off. Solina (for those of you who don't remember that's the cat. xD) came down and started purring and cuddling with my legs.

Every time a clap of thunder or a flash of lightning went off I'd squeal, the Cullen's would laugh and Emmett would try to make me stop burrying my face into some random area on him. Finally one of the bolts of lightnings struck one of the powerlines and shut the power off. I screamed, loudly. Carlisle went to find some candles. Once the candles were lit, one placed in every room of the palace. (what a waste of candles...) I dug around in my pocket for Sapphire. "AHA! I Found you!" I said holding up Sapphire, and for some reason i did it rather aggressively and Sapphire flew out of my hand, almost landing on the candle. "GAH!" I ran over to her and held her, stroking her whispering "it's okay baby, I won' t let the big bad fire hurt you."

I threw an earbud at Emmett and placed the other in my ear. (time for my Tricky Sticky(I spilled pop on it so it's sticky, which makes it tricky to switch songs and scroll through lists xD) Sansa to give me some random song. *Presses button* ...Okay, no RENT music. xD...*presses Next button again.*) Emmett and I started singing along with Flowers by Brad Paisley. (Good song. xD oh and these are the lyrics (at least how I hear 'em xD) But you don't have to read 'em if you dont want. ) "Long stemmed things of beauty, created by the good lord, and cut down in the prime of their lives. Boxed up wrapped in paper, delivered to your front door, just to wind up in your garbage can, outside. Tell me, how many flowers have to die? Before you give this love, another try? I've asked you to forgive me at least nine dozen times! Tell me how, many flowers, have to die? I'm crazy, an di'm depserate, I had you and I blew it! And right now, I've got nothing left to lose. But i've got a Visa, in my wallet, and i'm not afraid to use it. How long the needless violence lasts, it's relaly up to you. Tell me, how many flowers have to die? before you give tihs love another try? I've asked you to forgive me, at least Ten dozen times! Tell me how many flowers have to die? Stop the sensless killing! Can't you hear those roses cry? Baby how many flowers have to die? Tell me how, many flowers have to die?"

We continued through to the next song, Between A Bridge And A Bullen Train by Suicide Project (the begining is just like :/ wow, lot of "F-You! *random Rock band.*") When I spotted the battery life. "OH NO! Sapphire is going to die! She wants to Suicide!" I cried. "CPR!" I shouted "Emmett! blow into her mouth. I'll do the chest compressions!" I said, poking the button in the middle of the wheel that controlls the volume and scrolls through the lists. Emmett blew into the slot where the charger plugs in. "Em! You're giving her CPR in her vaginal area! Wrong place dum-dum!" He then removed the microSD Card and blew in there, looking up at me with an expression that said "This right?" I sighed. "you're horrible at this. Her mouth is here." I said pointing at the microphone next to the microSD card slot. "Now put that back in you just took part of her brain out."

"GAH! I got Sapphire brains in my hand!" He shouted shoving it back in. Sadly, our CPR methods didn't work and poor Sapphire died.

"OOH! I KNOW! We can plug the charger in and charge it---FRICKERNUTTERS! The powers out!" I said, curling down into a ball and rocking back and forth. "OOOH! Let's play a game!"

"NO! NO NO NO!" Edward shouted from the couch as Alice shouted "YES YES YES!!"

Everyone else gave me a look saying "Explain."

"We...can...play...HAVE YOU EVER! Y'know, it's like that drinking game, I Never, only without drinking and well you don't say "I Never blah blah blah" You ask "have you ever...blah blah blah. or "Does such and such do Such and such" Well really just random questions to get to know how impure your friends truly are." I winked

Everyone but Edward said, "I'm In" and we forced Edward to play. "Okay! I'll go first. Oh and guys, no ask-backs. Meaning, don't ask the person who asked you otherwise it'll just be an endless loop of the two people asking each other questions" I said grinning. "First victim, first victim...who oh who shall it be?" I asked rubbing my hands together. "EDWARD!"I Shouted, pausing for a dramatic effect, pointing at him. He glanced up from his fetal position rocking back and forthing, and pure fear filled his face. (flips through my Purity Test book to find some odd really embarrassing question to ask.) "Does the thought of having Sex with a Robot turn you on? Well, Does it? DOES IT?!" I shouted, gettin all up in Edward's face.

"No..." He said, still looking scared shitless...wait, he already is Shitless, so he can't get scared shitless...well darn. "Okay...Um...Sophie....Have You Ever ummm..." I got up and grabbed my Purity Test book, chucking it at him. "here this should give you some ideas." I said with a wink. He opened the book glanced down and quickly asked. "Have you ever faked a fear of spiders to let a man be a man?"

"Umm not that I know of." Sophie said shrugging her shoulders. She then turned to Alice. "Have you ever worn something that you thought was Hideoterous just to make someone happy?"

"Um and give up my fashion sense for someone elses happiness? Naw I'm kidding, but no one ever gave me something Hideous so I wouldn't know." She turned to me. "So Tali...Have you Ever...um...gone dumpster-diving?"

"Erms. Does taking things that people just throw away that weren't really in a garbage can or dumpster count?" I asked, glancing from side to side.

A handful of really embarrassing(cough -sexual-cough cough) questions later.....(and here comes the part where me and my friends inspired tihs. xD These are most of the exact questions...xD)

We got bored with the Have you ever game and just sat there waiting for the lights to come back on. "Oh my gosh! What if a tree falls on the house?" Emmett and I shouted.

"Um..that's impossible because this Palace is taller than any tree out there." Carlisle said.

"OH MY GOSH! What happens if the candle in the bathroom falls over, hits the toilet paper and catches it on fire??"

"Um...it'll burn down the house? or we can get someone to put it out."

"OH MY GOSH! What if. WE RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER!"

"..Then we run out of toilet paper, big deal."

"WHAT IF EMMETT GETS HORNY!" I Shieked

"Then I get horny and Edward gets to hear my dirty thoughts, and Alice gets to see the dirty actions before they happen, and Jasper gets to feel all my dirty feelings, and the rest of them get a nice show." Emmett winked.

"What if a giant horde of Spiders come in and start peeing on us?" I asked. (I'm just making up random events that could happen, but probably...actually...would Never Ever happen. xD)

"Um. That'd be very weird and you'd probably be freaking out." Carlisle and Emmett said.

"What. If....Um...The couches come to life and try to rape Carlisle!" I shouted.

The night continued like that, with questions such as, "What if the Pansies in Esme's garden grow wild and break into the house and eats me!" and "What if the windows randomly blow out and we all go flying out the window!" and the oh so popular, "What if the basement explodes and the house collapses!"

Finally Emmett and I shouted "WHAT IF THE LIGHTS COME BACK ON!"

"Then we have power and we'll be able to stop the What If's." Everyone responded, and the lights were back on.

"AH!" Emmett and I Screamed. "No! We don't want to stop with the What If's!"