A/N: Another submission for the prompt 'sötnos' from the unparalleled hansprinsessa. Hope you like! :)
Sötnos
"Heg."
"Hej."
"Hej, met."
"Hej, mitt."
"Hej, mitt namen."
"Namn, namen is German."
"This is ridiculous!" Pam declared, crossing her arms as she leaned back in her seat with a huff.
Eric chuckled, "Patience, min sötnos, you'll get there eventually."
Pam glared at him, "And why the hell do you keep calling me your nose?" she demanded, ignoring his comment.
Eric smirked, "I'm not calling you my nose." Pam narrowed her eyes at him, "I swear," he insisted.
"Then what are you calling me?" she demanded.
Eric gave her an enigmatic grin, "I guess you'll just have to learn the language."
Pam pursed her lips but sat up straighter, "Hej, mitt namn är Pamela," Pam said dutifully (and flawlessly).
"That's better," Eric told her with a smile.
It would take Pam several more lessons to master to language, but it was worth it to find out that his latest pet name was much more romantic than 'my nose.'
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min sötnos = my baby (although apparently it literally means 'my nose,' hence the story :P)
Hej, mitt namn ärPamela = Hello, my name is Pamela