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"So, why do you guys think that sex is so great?" Holly asked as she sat in front of the Gee club the next day.

"It just is." Santana shrugged as she focused on her nails.

"Ok, I'm not going to disagree with you but what is it about sex that makes it so great. That makes you want have urges to screw someone?"

"Sometimes you don't even realize you're doing it." Brittany added as she quickly looked at her boyfriend before turning back to the front.

"Yep, that's true. So is that what you guys think? That it's just something that appears great? Or because you're too drunk, you don't even realize you're doing it, as Brittany said?"

"Pretty much." Santana replied.

"Oh, but when you have unprotected sex there is a risk that you could catch an STI's. Doesn't that put any of you off?"

"Not really. I mean everyone is doing it. Sex is everywhere if you think about it. We have celebrities taking naked picture of themselves and accidentally leaking them on the internet. Even in music, sex is always mentioned, nearly."

"In music?"

"Yeah."

"Like what?"

"Like Do You Want To Touch Me?"

"Ahh, I see." Holly raised one eyebrow to the teenagers as they shot her a look of confusion. "Hit it!"

We've been here too long

Tryna get along

Pretending that you're oh so shy

I'm a natural ma'am

Doing all I can

My temprature is running high

Cry at night

No one in sight

And we got so much to share

Talking's fine

If you got the time

But I ain't got the time to spare

Yeah

Do you wanna touch (Yeah)

Do you wanna touch (Yeah)

Do you wanna touch me there, where

Do you wanna touch (Yeah)

Do you wanna touch (Yeah)

Do you wanna touch me there, where

There, yeah

Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Every girl and boy

Needs a little joy

All you do is sit and stare

Banging on my knees

Baby, won't you please

Run your fingers through my hair

My, my, my

Whiskey and rye

Don't it make you feel so fine

Right or wrong

Don't it turn you on

Can't you see we're wasting time

Yeah

Do you wanna touch (Yeah)

Do you wanna touch (Yeah)

Do you wanna touch me there, where

Do you wanna touch (Yeah)

Do you wanna touch (Yeah)

Do you wanna touch me there, where

There, yeah

Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Do ya, do ya

Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Do ya, do ya

Touch me there

You know where

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Do ya, do ya

"So, just remember. Whenever you have sex with someone." Holly began as she turned to the rest of the group. "You're having sex with everyone they've ever had sex with. And everybody's got a random."


"Rachel?" Finn called his ex girlfriend from down the corridor. Catching not only Rachel's, but others in the hall, attention.

"Finn?"

"Yeah hi. I need to talk to you." Finn told her as he finally reached her.

"About what?"

"You and Puck."

Rachel narrowed her eyes at the names as she tilted her head in confusion. "Noah?"

"Yeah. I know I've already asked you this but this time, I want you to swear on my life." Finn grabbed Rachel's hand placing it on the right side of his chest, before remembering her correcting him in the auditorium almost two years ago, then changing it to the left side of his chest. Feeling it pound against his rib cage yet again.

"Finn." Rachel started as she began to feel uncomfortable with her hand on her ex boyfriend's chest, in the middle of the corridor. "W-what are you doing?"

"Are you dating Puck?"

The words floated from Finn's mouth into Rachel's ears, causing her to feel déjà vu. Him asking her before with this very question before.

"F-F-"

"I just want a yes or no." Finn interrupted him as he unknowingly tightened his grip on Rachel's hand, in fear she would reply with a yes.

"No."

A wave of relief hit Finn at full speed. He deeply sighed as a smile appeared on his face. "Sorry. I just had to ask."

"O…k." Rachel said slowly as she raised one eyebrow at him. "Finn?"

"Yeah?"

"Can I have my hand back?"

Finn looked down at her hand. Her small hand, which fitted perfectly in his own. In his grip, over his heart, an organ that went overboard when Rachel was near. After realizing that he still hadn't given Rachel her hand back, Finn quickly released her arm, blushing ever so slightly.

"Thank you."

"I-I'm sorry."

"It's ok Finn. Why did you think that me and Noah were dating?"

"Because you always seem to be pairing up with him for everything."

"Finn that's n-"

"I just want to know." Finn, yet again, interrupted his ex girlfriend. "What are we doing?"

"What?"

"Us. I mean, where are we? We kiss then don't even talk the next day. I don't want that. I don't want to ignore you. Wherever we are, we need to get out of it and fast. I-I just don't want to kiss you then avoid you. No. I don't."

"Finn I don't want that either."

"So then why is it happening?"

"I-I don't know." Rachel responded as she shook her head slightly. "I don't know Finn."

"I think we need to figure that out."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, we can't carry on like this. One moment it seems like something is happening between us, then the next, we're not even talking to each other. I think we just need to figure this out. So we can move on from it."

"O-ok. I understand. Does this mean we have to stay away from each other?"

"No. Why should we do that?"

"I-" Rachel started by failed to continue. She couldn't seem to find an answer to Finn's question. He was right.

"No reason."


"And then…?" Quinn asked as she made herself more comfortable on Rachel's bed.

"I said 'no reason'."

"Wow! So where does that leave you guys?"

"I have no idea." Rachel shrugged as she sighed.

"Hey." Quinn made her way to the brunette, placing her head on her shoulder. "You two will get through it."

"Thanks."

"Hey!" Quinn shot her head up, grinning at Rachel.

"What…?"

"I just thought, why don't you join the celibacy club?"

"Celibacy club? You're still head of that?"

"No, I tell others what a sin it is."

"Oh, but why do you want me to join?"

"Because…first of all, you don't want sex. Secondly, Finn became interested in me because I wasn't like all the other girls, like you, I wasn't going to put out. I kept pushing him away, which made him want me more. Rachel, Finn is already interested in you so why not make him see how much he wants you? Plus we need new members."

"You really think that will make me seem more desirable to him?"

"Totally."


"I'm sorry, Artie. It just isn't mean to be."

"W-what? Brittany I-I don't get it."

"I've been thinking and with the help of Miss Holiday, I've decided I can't have another baby scare like that. Not again. It got me thinking that if I really was pregnant, I have no idea how to raise a child. I'm sorry Artie, but I have to break up with you."

"I-I don't know what to say."

"I'm sorry. I just can't be in a relationship with a guy."

"So what, you're going to stay single all your life?"

"No, actually, me and Santana were talking and, well one thing lead to another, long story short. I'm dating Santana."

Artie stared at his, now, ex girlfriend in shock. She had just said she was a lesbian in front of him, practically. He had no idea what he could say to respond to it. What would you say to that?

"Ermm…I…"

"Sorry Artie."

"It's ok. I'm glad you're happy. Artie finally replied as he began to wheel himself away.


"Wait, what is Mrs Pillsbury-Howell doing here?" Rachel asked she walked into the auditorium with Quinn.

"Actually it's still Pillsbury." Emma told the student. "And I've joined the celibacy club."

"O…k. So why are Noah and Mr Howell here?"

"Look, guys it doesn't matter why Emma, Carl or Puck are here ok?" Holly called from the seats in front of the five, sitting next to Will. "I just want the celibacy club to sing this song."

"Fine, let's start then." Rachel clapped her hands together as she stood in front of a microphone.

Gonna find my baby

Gonna hold her tight

Gonna grab some afternoon delight

My mottos always been

When it's right, its right

Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night

When everything a clearer in the light of day

And we know that night is always gonna be here anyway

Thinking of you is working up my appetite

Looking forward to a little afternoon delight

Ru-

"Excuse me?" Rachel began as she interrupted the song, causing it to stop.

"Yes Rachel?" Mr Schuester asked, lifelessly.

"I don't think that this is something a celibacy club should be singing. I mean afternoon delight really? Should we be even singing this with two adults?"

"Afternoon delight is a desert."

"Err…no!" Holly joined in.

"What?" Emma asked as she turned her focus away from the brunette. "Then why are we singing this song?"

"Becau-"

"No, I don't want know." Emma told the rest of the group as she began to walk away. "There is no way I'm singing this song." Emma added before leaving the auditorium.

"Wow, Mrs Pillsbury can do a Berry storm out!" Puck joked before Rachel shot him a look.


"I'm sorry Artie. I know how much you liked her." Tina rubbed her ex boyfriends back, the next day, as everyone began to crowd around the teenager.

"Yeah but she's happy now. That's all that matters right?"

"That's very sweet of you Artie." Rachel added.

"Hey guys. Right I think Miss Holiday has something she wants to share with the rest of you."

"Yes I do." Holly smiled at the Glee club as she entered the room with Santana and Brittany by her side. "Grab a stool." she muttered to the two girls before grabbing herself one. "Me, Brit and Santana have been working on something."

"Ready?" Santana asked the two before looking in front.

I took my love and I took it down

I climbed a mountain and turned around

And I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills

Where the landslide brought me down

Ohh, mirror in the sky

What is love

Can the child within my heart

Rise above

Can I sail through the changing ocean tides

Can I handle the seasons of my life

Ohh, ohh (ohh, ohh)

Ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh

Well I've been afraid of changing

'Cause I build my life

Around you

But time makes you bolder

Children get older

And I'm getting older too

Well, I'm getting older too

Soo, take this love and take it down

Yeah, if you climb a mountain and you

Turn around

And if you see my reflection in the

Snow covered hills

Where the landslide brought me down

And if you see my reflection in the

Snow covered hills

Well maybe

Well maybe

Well maybe (Well maybe)

The landslide will bring you down


R-r-review:) Brittana, Faberry friendship and Finchel moments :D Ok, so the next chapter will be on regionals and I have a little surprise for you all. I'm adding in something that isn't supposed to happen until episode 17/18 but no one is sure whether it will happen or not, so I'll put it in the next few. Good, Bad? Questions, suggestions and constructive criticism are always welcome :)