The Dark!Mary Sue chapter – Part 1

A/N: Yes kids, these next chapters will be very dark, so if that's not your cup of tea, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY! Okay, please don't leave!

Alexi painfully opened her eyes to find a bright light shining directly into her eyes. It took her a moment to adjust her senses to her surroundings. She felt groggy, an after-effect of the spell that she didn't hear, she supposed. She was magically bound to a chair, in a small dark room from what she could see.

DirtyReader: Hmm, sounds like my Friday nights!

AllReaders: (nervously back away as they finally realise never to reply when asked "Hey, look what I found in my bedroom last night!" by DirtyReader)

Alexi groaned and felt a cup pressed to her lips. She drank the blood-temperature water offered to her without any hesitation.

CautiousReader: Hello? Poison? Sodium Pentathol?

AiryReader: Sodium Pentathol? Does that even exist?

ChemistryNerdReader: Yes, it's a sodium atom attached to a five carbon chain. Duh! As if anyone didn't know that!

AiryReader: (looks at AiryReader airily) Huh?

Her blood-temperature-water-giverer stepped back so that Alexi could see who it was. He had white-blonde hair, pointed features and that sneer that he wore looked so familiar. She couldn't place him, but -

ExcitedReader: (with hand up in the air, jumping up and down in seat) Oh, I can! I can! Pick me! Pick me! Pick meeeeeeee!

- there was no need to as he introduced himself.

"So sorry for our lack of hospitality, but you see, we had to make sure you were co-operative before we made you comfortable", his silky voice drawled out. "I am Lucius Malfoy and am here to assess you level of co-operation with us."

MovieGoingReader: Someone has seen 'V For Vendetta'.

Author: If that is a thinly veiled reference to me, then you are mistaken. Although I wish I did.

SnarkyReader: Yeah, you wished you saw it with somebody, more like. (snicker)

Author: Oh shut up. (goes off to eat a bowl of ice-cream as she bitterly contemplates her sad loveless life)

(Hours of Self-Pity later)

Suddenly it dawned on Alexi. Malfoy. That creep that came onto her at her first night at Hogwarts. And that creep who proposed to her at the Halloween Ball. Now what the hell was that all about?

WonderingReader: I always wondered whether we were ever going to acknowledge those two chapters.

Author: Yeah, me too.

Anyway, this must be his father. The resemblance was uncanny. "I guess" she thought "that the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree."

UnsureReader: Ha har?

StupefiedReader: Why are there jokes in the middle of this scene? Particularly an unfunny one?

Author: I've lost my touch. (shoves ice-cream into her face and cries)

Alexi decided to play this for whatever it was worth, in order to save her skin.

"Malfoy, huh? I heard your ass got pretty badly whooped by Voldy when he came back two years ago. Tell me, do you still practise your clumsy excuse as to why you kept in hiding out of fear for the Ministry all those years? Or do you instead cry like a baby every time the Big Bad used his outside voice with you?"

AliasFan: Sloane or Jack could've done that better. AND they probably would've put some cleverly hidden reference referring to his mother that although would've been a cheap shot and therefore unworthy for the likes of Jack Bristow and Arvin Sloane, but would've been so worth it.

NonAliasFans: What the hell was she on about?

Alexi didn't know what made him angrier. The fact that she insulted his pride or the fact that she insulted his master. He worked to control his temper.

"Silence! I will not have this behaviour from the likes of you." He struck her face.

SqueamishReader: Ow!

"The likes of me? Watch who you're talking to. I'm the heir to Voldemort and therefore your superior. You have absolutely no right to treat me in such an insolent manner. Release me at once!"

Unfortunately, Alexi's haughty-card did not work and Malfoy only grinned wolfishly.

"Oh, but I've been given orders to do this who is your superior." And with that someone entered the room. He came into Alexi's field of vision.

"Daddy?"

AliasFan: SHOUT OUT and RIP OFF!

Author: Okay, I really couldn't help it. I'm sorry to all of you NonAliasFans! I'll make it up in some way, I promise! I know! I'll post the next chapter immediately!