Chapter 14
AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. And that is why you are still alive right now. I believe Tara was/is a troll. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws What are god revoiws?!
WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. X-trehm-lee scary..? VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD. EXCRETION? O.o
We ran to where Volcemort *facepalm* was. Why run towards the all-powerful, deranged dark lord who plans to kill everybody? It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. Well, duh, you're running to Volcemort, not Voldemort Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Draco was there crying tears of blood again with this?. Snaketail *double facepalm* hey, Wormtail, you've been promoted was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.
"Rid my sight you want them to blind you? you despicable preps!"amazing insult numero seis he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun that thing should be out of bullets by now...Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes WHAT THE FEL?. "." he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok) Oh. My. Goddess. She didn't even spare WORMTAIL, the most hateable character in the series. Wooowww.
"Huh?" I asked. "Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?" asked Snaketail WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE TWISTING NETHER? I started laughing crudely another impossible talent. "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard."I said angrily Ladies and gentlebeans, Tara Gilesbie has now broken the world record for holding the most F-bombs in one sentence!. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.
"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around like a chicken with it's head cut off. Then he fell down and died. I find that people tend to do that when you shoot them and stab them in the heart, strangely enough. I brust into tears sadly.
"Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Voldemort? What's he doing in Volcemort's lair? Then… he started coming! BAD MENTAL IMAGE BAD MENTAL IMAGE BAD MENTAL IMAGE! We could hear his high heels really? High heels? *facepalm* clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. Where did you get the brooms? I thought you somehow apparated there in the last chapter. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying, because everybody knows that you leik can't be happy without two boys ok! *headdesk*
"What's wrong honey?" asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw. I would be very offended if a guy wanted to screw me while I was crying...He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) *epic headdesk that knocks me unconcious for a few moments* and a really huge you-know-what and everything *another epic headdesk*
"Its so unfair!" I yielded. *sigh* "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here conceited much? except for B'loody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything some best friend YOU are, Enoby..."
"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts Does Draco know what Enoby did while he was gone? Apparently not!" answered Draco.
"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked you weren't naked! You were just wearing magical disappearing clothes!. Hargrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me he's dead; if I were you, Enoby, I would HOPE he doesn't still love you! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" gimme a crowbar and I'll fix that for you! I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing I completely believe that (NOT!)but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty *FACE. PAAALLLLMMMMM.*) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away. What a Sue. *shakes head and sighs*