A note from me: I'm sooooo sorry that I haven't updated in forever. I was in Colorado (which is in the U.S. for any of you peeps from a different country) having the time of my life at my uncle's graduation. I also basically fell off one of the cliffs on a mountain there, but that's a completely different story for another time. Anyway, I'm kinda changing my schedule a bit, so I'm not going to have any set day to update on. But don't worry- I'll keep updating regularly. Just don't expect anything consistent. And now, enjoy!

Oh, and also- I don't own Star Wars. George Lucas does. I think. Readers- don't ask. You'll find out soon enough.

Everywhere they looked was destroyed. Once tall and beautiful trees were simply reduced to stumps. There was no grass- just piles of dirt and rubble. Everything had been leveled completely to the ground.

"How could Bowser do this?!" Luigi cried.

Mario then got up and started running. Luigi chased after Mario with his lead pipe, knowing exactly where Mario was headed. While he ran, Luigi noticed how deserted Mushroom Kingdom was. Where are all of the toads? What had Bowser done with them?

Luigi's thoughts were interrupted when he bumped into Mario whose jaw had dropped farther than seemingly humanly possible. Luigi looked at what Mario was gawking at…

"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Both Mario Brothers cried in unison.

Where their precious house had once stood now towered a massive castle!

Mario fell to the ground sobbing. The castle appeared to be at least 7 stories tall and had millions of stained glass windows, each with a portrait of Peach on them. The worst part about the castle was that it was entirely pink!

"How could this happen? How could this happen!" Mario repeated over and over as if it would solve all of his problems.

Luigi clenched his fists. "They're gonna get it. Bowser and Peach. They'll pay. They'll pay for what they've done to me…" Luigi growled as he walked right up to the castle door. He had lost it. He had gone over the deep end. Look out world, here comes a pissed-off Luigi. Without warning, he started banging on the door.

"OPEN THIS DOOR! OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW, YOU YELLOW PANSIES!"

Mario sat straight up. "Luigi, what the heck do you think you're doing? They'll boil us alive!"

Mario ran over to Luigi and grabbed his arms. "I can take 'em, Mario! I beat Peach up once, I'll do it again! Let me go!"

Once Mario had Luigi in a full nelson, he pulled his brother behind a large rock nearby. While Luigi squirmed and shouted, Mario attempted to talk some sense into his brother.

"Luigi, you need to calm down! We can't take them right now!"

Luigi completely ignored Mario. "As soon as Peach answers that door, I'm gonna cave her head in with my lead pipe! And then-"

Mario shook Luigi. "And then what? How in God's name do you think Bowser's going to react to a dead Peach? He'll murder us!"

"He's already trying to! What difference will that make?!"

"A big difference, Luigi. If he realizes that we aren't still locked up in a cell rotting, he's going to stop his world domination temporarily. Yes, that's a good thing for the rest of the world, but it sucks for us since he'll send his entire army in our direction. We'll have no where to hide and we won't be able to fight off billions of koopas, bomb-ombs, and what ever else he's got stashed away. Do you get what I'm saying?"

Luigi snapped out of his go-kill-'em trance. "You're right, Mario. I guess I just got carried away. Thanks."

Mario released his death grip on Luigi and sat down. Luigi looked around hopelessly and after a while said, "But, I mean, could this really be happening?!"

"Yes, it really is happening, Luigi. We have to take action."

"But what are we gonna do? Where are we gonna go, even? We're dead tired, and we can't risk it up here."

Suddenly, there was a massive gust of wind. Out of nowhere, a humongous space ship landed right next to them! The door opened and out came a man with a gun at his hip. Directly behind him stood a frightening looking bear of some sort that walked on two legs. It had an ammo strip hung across its body and it wielded a bowcaster. After glancing around, the tall man spoke.

"Well Chewie, I have absolutely no idea where we are. Do you think we should go into the Millennium Falcon and ask Luke what he thinks?"

The thing called Chewie then made a growling noise. The man seemed to understand what it was saying and they both went into the space ship. A few minutes later, they came out with a man wearing all black and carrying what looked like a flaming sword.

"Chewbacca, Hon- I don't even recognize this planet. But don't worry, I'll use the force as a navigational system to find out where we are."

The man who had just spoken then- WAIT A MINUTE! WE ARE NOT IN A SCI-FI TYPE CATEGORY AND I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU STAR WARS FREAKS TO COME DOWN HERE AND RUIN MY STORY! NOW GO ON! SHOO!

With my spectacular yelling skills, the threesome left on their ship as quickly as they had came. Mario, Luigi, you can continue doing whatever you were doing now. Disregard those guys.

Mario and Luigi looked at each other.

"O…k… that was really weird. Let's not mention that ever again, Mario."

"I'm right with ya, bro." Mario then remembered their predicament. "But what are we going to do?"

And as always, that faithful little light bulb went on above Luigi's head.

"Hey Mario. You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?"

"Luigi, I highly doubt that I'm thinking what you're thinking. So spit it out."

"Mario, it's very simple. All we have to do is find a warp pipe! That'll take us to a safe haven. And of course, no one knows these warp pipes better than we do so we'll be able to find one quickly. What'd ya say?"

Mario grinned and exclaimed, "By Jove, that's brilliant! Why didn't I think of that before?"

The two Brothers then ran off to find a warp pipe and the chances of victory already started to look better.