EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
SPLINTER (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
VERSUS!
SENSEI WU (NINJAGO)
BEGIN!
Splinter:
Come at me man, I could out-rap Jackie Chan. Watch me when I'm mad I'll kick your rear to Japan. I'm the real sensei, I'll meditate then attack. I'm stronger then you, I'll kick your face out of whack. Stop porking up on sushi, man your fat, cutback. Come at me, I'll give your "sensei" face a smack. You against me? You wont ever survive, after I kick you in your face I'll do a pile drive. Looks like Wu got raps spat in his face, you're no ninja, you're to fat to get up a staircase.
Wu:
Ha, what was that? Looks like its me against a street rat. All you teach your turtles is to beat up a black assassin, I can't wait to out-rap you, ready, set action. You think your so ninja, so you sit down meditating. Tell me when your ready to fight, I'm waiting. I could beat you up with my scraggly beard, your a sensei rat, man that's weird. I'll get globs of gore and guts wipe then on your face, get them smeared.
Splinter:
Oh no, I'm scared, you're gonna put me on the naughty list. Don't make me punch you in the gut, with my fist. And then maybe again, girl I can't resist. And when you punch back ,wimp, I'm sure that you'll miss. It's time to beat up Santa with my sharp sharp claws. And when he's almost dead I'll punch him across the jaw. And when we drag you in your tomb, whew, that's a lot to hawl. Let me get a relative, I'll call it bro brawl.
Lord Garmadon:
Hey kid, stand up and rhyme. You know he'll win I beat you up like 1,000 times. I'll call you a crappy rap spitter, your face is, whew, a horror. Just give up now, you could beat him? Sure. . .