Aiko POV
I left Name and Yumi at the Gym. I was walking alongside Rai.
Seems that word spreads fast.
`Ugh, did you see those girls beat up the populars?!`
`Yeah, I heard the blonde right there killed one of them`
`No way! I heard that the populars almost beat them up, but those girls had back-up!`
`Wow, what loser cheaters. I heard the redhead drew blood`
"Damn right I did!" I yelled.
"First of all, we were evenly matched. So no back-up!" shouted Rai.
"Yeah, and second they had more people than we did!" I added.
"Third, we just happened to be more skilled," said Rai.
"Fourth, they deserved it," I said and we walked towards the Science room.
Shizumi, Hinata, and Temari were too shocked to follow us.
"Ah! Girls, take a seat," Jiraiya said.
"Oh, by the way, I heard you beat up the popular sluts, nice job!" he whispered as we walked by, holding a thumbs up.
I grinned. Though, it seemed no one was here yet. Must've been caught up at Gym.
I took my seat and Rai took hers. I put in my iPod and listened to Gives You Hell by the All-American Rejects.
Rai POV
I took out my laptop and earphones to check for new videos. Still no students.
I searched through YouTube and found his account.
2 new videos?! I carefully tapped Aiko and told her to scoot her chair.
"The Popular Mean Girls Get Served?! What the hell?!" she hissed.
"Yeah, and check this out. Bad Boys Get Beaten by Hott Warriors!" I hissed.
"Hey! This one shows when we were kicking their asses in dodgeball!" she said.
"Yup and this one shows when we were just plain kicking ass!" I said sarcastically and she laughed.
"Hey, guys," said Temari warily as she walked to us.
"Guess what's up?!" I said.
"What?" she asked. Then I showed her the dodgeball video.
"WTF?! This is shit!" she said and there were 999 million views!
"Looks like our mystery stalker is getting famous," commented Aiko.
"Wow, we look THAT tough when we were beating up the whores?!" I asked excitedly.
"Nope, tougher," said Hinata as she grinned.
"What's the news in Gym?" I asked.
"Well, Tsunade found the girls and I explained that they were making personal insults on you and asked some of the jackasses to take them to the infirmary," she said.
"HAHAHAHAHA!! That's got to be the funniest thing ever!" I laughed.
"Nope, it's got to be the most ironic!" shouted Aiko as she laughed along.
"Then what?" I asked after I recovered from my spaz attack.
"She nodded and left the room. The students were asked to file out immediately," she said.
"Hm, are we in trouble?" asked Aiko. Temari shrugged.
"Here comes the rest of the class," I sighed after Shizumi pointed them out to me.
"Oh, well, so wonderful for all of you to join us today," said Jiraiya.
Everyone was placed in their seats.
"Today, I decided not to do anything about the reproductive system," said Jiraiya, and everyone sighed a relief.
"Instead, I'm giving ya babies!" he shouted.
"Huh?!" everyone in the class yelled, except for Aiko who yelled, "What the fuck?!"
"Yes, babies, and watch your language miss Aiko. Here they are. Your partners are assigned on a piece of paper on your desk," he said and Aiko mumbled an apology.
"Hmm, who do I got?" I wondered out loud. And Sasuke Uchiha?!
"Oh my itsy bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini!!!" I shouted.
"Something wrong, miss Rai?" said Jiraiya smugly.
"Hells yeah, something's wrong! I'm paired with Mr. Conceited!!" I yelled.
"Well, that's too bad. Because he's your partner for the rest of the year, remember?" he smirked.
`Fuck it, Jiraiya!`
I looked to Sasuke, who was banging his head repeatedly on the table.
"Sensei! Look how stupid he is!" I whined.
"I'm not stupid, dumbass! I'm punishing myself for being born!" he retorted.
"You wanna start, dickhead?!" I yelled.
"I would love to, honey!" he said back sarcastically.
"Oh, look at the cute husband and wife. Here's your baby," he said and threw us a baby.
"My green doodle!" I shouted as I rushed to catch the baby. It was REAL.
"Teach, where'd you get these real babies?!" I yelled as I caught him or her in time.
"The orphanage, by the way, everyone, here's all your babies," he said as he threw them all and everyone rushed to catch them.
"Boy," I said and Sasuke came to look at him.
Blondish hair with a dark blue tint. So cute.
"Rules: you have to care for this baby, seeing as it is real. You must give it a name with a meaning. No paying others to watch the baby for you, because I know what's going on at all times. You kill the baby, you're imprisoned," he said.
"Yeah, sorry to hear about that Rai. I'll bail you out," said Aoi.
My group snickered. "Aw, shut up! You're the one who's gonna kill your baby with your niceness," I retorted.
" And last of all, you must stay with your assigned partner for the sake of the baby," he said looking directly at me and Sasuke.
`Fuck you` I mouthed. `You'll thank me for this one day` he mouthed back.
I glared. "What should we name him?" asked Sasuke.
"I dunno. What does he look like to you?" I asked.
"Don't ask me, you're the mother!" he said.
"Oh, we're going to start yelling again?!" I asked.
"Wahhh!" the baby cried, interrupting the argument.
I sighed and took a good look at him.
"Hiroshi," I said. It means "generous".
"Pretty good naming skills you got there," Sasuke complimented.
"Hey, Rai, look I got a boy!" said Temari as she was miraculously paired with Riki.
"Name?" I asked.
"Akemi, it means ``beautiful sunrise/dawn`` ," she said excitedly.
"Why?" I asked confused. It was in the middle of the day, close to lunchtime.
"Because, his face glows just like in the morning, bright as day," she said, having a motherly face on. It was true. It did glow.
"Aiko! What'd you get?" I asked.
"Girl, I named her Akane," she said. Akane had red hair!
"Whoa! You got a baby with the same hair as you and Gaara!" I exclaimed.
"So, you got a baby with blonde hair like you, and a dark blue tint like Sasuke," she retorted.
"I'm paired with Gaara," she said as she sighed.
"Shizumi! She got a girl too," exclaimed Temari. Shizumi was paired with Ryuu.
"Gin," said Ryuu. Holy crap, this was uncanny. Gin meant "silver".
"Man, everyone looks like their parents!" said Temari.
This baby had silver/white hair like Shizumi with black tips, Ryuu had black hair!
"Maybe," shrugged Hinata as she came with Naruto.
"Girl," she said and then added, "Nami."
It meant "wave". She had hair like Hinata, with the eyes of Naruto!
"Well, gee, I wonder where Name's and Yumi's babies are," said Aiko as she rolled her eyes.
"I heard Name got a boy and named him Kiyoshi, because he never cries," said Hinata.
Kiyoshi means "quiet".
"What about Yumi?" I asked.
"She got a boy too, and a girl! Jiraiya gave her twins!" exclaimed Hinata.
"Oh, damn, sucks for her," I snickered.
"The girl was named—" started Hinata.
"Jiraiya-sensei we don't have partners," said Neji, Kiba, and Shikamaru.
"Oh, shoot. I knew this would happen. Neither did 3 other girls in my second class. Here are their names, they are your new partners," Jiraiya said while handing them slips of paper.
"Okay, since we've been having a lot of confusion, ALL FRESHMAN REPORT TO SCIENCE ROOM!!" he yelled in the P.A. system.
"Bet you $10 that it's Yumi, Name, and Tenten," I whispered quickly to Aiko.
"Each name is 10 bucks," I added.
"You're on," she said while smirking and shaking my hand.
"Hey, Shikamaru, Kiba, Neji! Who'd you get?!" I asked anxiously.
"I got Name," said Kiba, looking disgusted.
"Dammit!" cursed Aiko.
"Not if front of Akemi," glared Temari.
"Sorry," mumbled Aiko.
"Shikamaru!" I shouted.
"Oh, shit. Yumi," he said looking like it sucked.
"Fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck!!" hissed Aiko.
"Oi, Sasuke get me earmuffs because for Hiroshi, cuz Aiko's going to blow when she hears that Neji and Tenten are paired up," I said.
Sasuke gave me little cotton balls and I put them into Hiroshi's ears.
He shouldn't be learning this language at this age.
"Neji?" I asked.
"Tenten," he sighed, exasperated.
"My holy green crappity fuck! That stupid-ass teacher did this on fucking purpose! Fuckity damn shithole full of crap!" she kept saying as Gaara covered Akane's ears.
"Oi, Aiko! Shut up!" shouted Hinata.
"Kai!" I yelled.
"Yeah?" he said through the confusion.
"Who'd you get?" I asked.
"Oh, I got this other girl, Mitsuki," he said.
"Hey, dude. That name sounds familiar," I said.
"Oh, yeah! The cheer whore! Where is she today?" asked Aiko.
"I think she's absent today," said Hinata.
"Lucky day. She didn't get an ass-whooping today along with her sluts," I said.
"Great, a cheer," said Kai as he rolled his eyes.
"Where's the baby?" asked Temari.
"He's right here," he said and pulled out a baby with brown hair and blonde tints.
"Well, ain't that a surprise," I said as he also looked exactly like his father.
"Yo! I'm here and I brought my twins!" shouted Yumi as she walked in with her babies.
The girl had darkish brown hair like Shikamaru's and the boy had blonde hair like Yumi's.
"Names?" asked Hinata.
"Midori and Toshi," she said.
Midori was perfectly fitting because she had green eyes just like Yumi and Midori meant "green".
Toshi means "bright, intelligent". Well, that's a shocker. Guess what Shikamaru is.
Name came through and we exchanged names.
Kai has a boy named Jun, which means , "obedient", because Jun, even though he's a baby, listens to everything Kai says.
Yeah, not normal.
"Shino, who'd you get?" asked Sasuke. Then it hit me hard. Damn it.
"Oh, shitty fuck, we're going to have to spend more time together, huh?" I asked while covering Hiroshi's ears.
"Really?" asked Sasuke sarcastically.
"I got Simure, this is Kasumi," he said, holding up a baby girl.
She had misty brown hair and Mitsuki's dark blue eyes. Kasumi means "misty" .
(Don't worry, because even I can't memorize all the names so the next chapter will be a look-back chapter if you forget all the names and hairstyles)
"Well, we all got cute babies, but we're paired with the people we hate the most," I sighed.
"Not me!" said Temari as she snuggled with Riki. We all made disgusted faces at them.
"Okay! SHUT UP FRESHMAN!!!!" yelled Jiraiya.
"Yo, teach. Why the freak did we get real babies?" asked Aiko.
"Okay, the school board wanted me to get babies on the orphanage because reason 1, it teaches real responsibility, after all, no one wants to get pregnant here after you go through this," he said smirking.
"Isn't that what the birth video was supposed to do?" I asked sarcastically.
Everyone laughed. As usual.
"Yes, well, Rai, it seems that the teachers in this school REALLY don't want pregnant students for fear that they might pop the baby while teaching class," Yumi said as she rolled her eyes.
"Correct, Yumi. Reason 2 is that most students end up adopting the orphaned babies, and that is a big help to these children's lives. They usually have their parents take care of them until they are of legal age and they take on the baby as one of their own," he explained.
"Ew, so that means I have to take care of a baby just like RAI?!" Sakura asked disgustedly with a bandage on her nose.
Everyone was appalled. Who could be that mean to an orphaned baby?
"Oh, wow a brat who can't even sympathize for a baby with no parents to spoil them. I feel sorry for whatever unlucky-ass guy got you. He would be whipped," I said.
Mostly everyone snickered. And those who didn't were Sakura's minions.
"Wow, look an orphan with a bad tongue!" said Ino in mock surprise.
"You know what, you bitch?! Take your skinny-ass, pompous, spoiled, arrogant, snot-nosed asshole face out of here. Because you probably can't live a day without your parents, cars, or money," I said with a ferocious glare.
"Oh! You slut!" she yelled.
"Alright, alright! Girls, calm down. Ok, now Sakura, you can prove that you can't live without those things we go camping in 3 days," he said while holding me back.
Before he intervened, I was getting up with my fist ready to fire.
All the guys in the class were whooping for us to go on, and the girls were checking their nails if they would get damaged during our fight.
My group just stood there, smirking. They knew I could kick her ass all over again.
"Camping?!" I exclaimed at the same time as Aiko and Rumi.
"Yeah, you have to bring your babies along," he said.
"Gosh! What happens when we lose them?" asked Kai.
"That's part of the responsibility it takes to not lose a baby," Jiraiya said smugly.
"Ahem! Rai," coughed Aoi. "Ahem! Bastard!" I coughed back.
"Wait, how long do we actually KEEP the babies??" asked Yumi,
"3, 4 weeks, tops," Jiraiya said while shrugging.
"Then what do we do about the familial arranges?!" asked Name.
"Yeah, I'm not staying at Sas-gay's gay ass mansion!" I exclaimed.
"Too bad. Discuss it among your spouses," he said and shooed us away.
"I can't think of a name for my baby!" whined Sakura and her group.
"Alright, if you can't think of a name for your baby, come to me so I can name them for you," he sighed and started mumbling stuff about our creativity dying in this day and age.
Jiraiya POV
"Okay, this one should be Riko," I said to Sakura.
"Like, okay," she said as she walked away with her whipped green-haired guy.
"Yuki," I named some more babies from Sakura's group.
"Thanks," the black-haired girl said and carried her poor baby boy away.
"Isamu," I said and they walked away.
Isamu means "courage", and boy, did that baby boy have courage to be with a mom like that.
"Hitomi," I said because that girl had the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.
Bright purple with mixes of pink, orange, and red. The perfect sunset.
"Kohaku," I said and sighed and continued my long period of baby-naming.
Aiko POV
"Oi, Rumi, Aoi! Over here!" yelled Name.
"What's up?" asked Aoi.
"Who's your spouse?" I asked.
"Ugh, I got, like, the loser group," Ino said, stepping from behind of Rumi.
"And, ugh, great. I got a pompous, slutty bitch," I said while mocking her tone.
"Well, hello there, Sasuke-kun," she said while batting her eyelashes.
"Oh, look. The first day of marriage and the pig whore's already cheating," Rai said loudly on purpose.
"Ok, new rule. No cheating on your spouse," said Jiraiya.
"Oh, damn. And I thought I was going to hook up with Rumi," Rai said sarcastically.
"Yeah, and I was thinking about going with Kai," I said while snickering.
"Ah, just kidding. I would NEVER want to leave my loving husband," said Rai sarcastically again.
"So, Gaara, let's sleep at my house," I said, turning away from Rai's sarcasm.
"Hn," he said turning up the emo filter.
"Gosh, you emo joker, you," I said punching his arm.
"Hey, we need a place to stay," said Kai.
"Oh, yeah. Sure, you can crash at our place," said Name.
"That means we have to put up with Ew 1 and Ew 2," said Yumi.
"Yeah, we probably can't fit in their house," said Michi.
"Oh, yeah we don't have enough room in our house," said Rai.
"Yeah, you can sleep in Rambo's doghouse," I said, smiling evilly.
"Rambo?" asked Gaara.
"Look who snapped out of emo city," I said while rolling my eyes.
"Who's Rambo?" asked Sasuke.
"Obviously, he's Rai's dog, we each have one," said Yumi.
"What's yours?" asked Shikamaru suddenly interested.
"Yumi's is J.B., short for James Bond, because he's sneaky," said Name.
"Name's is Fang," I said.
"And Aiko's is V, short for Vicious Vicky," said Rai.
"Ugh! I wouldn't want my precious Cuddles playing with those rugged dogs," said Chiruki.
"When the hell did you get here?" I asked.
"Gosh, like if Michi and Ino are staying there, then all of us stay there," said Simure.
"You know what, fuc—" I started.
"Another new rule, I bet five bucks that Rai, Yumi, Name, and Aiko and their skater friends can't stop fighting for a week," smirked Jiraiya.
"Each time you fight, is a sweet $5 for me," he added smugly.
"You're on!" we all shrieked.
"Well, then. Shake shakey?" asked Yumi.
"Shakey shake," agreed Jiraiya and we shook hands.
"So, what about us staying at your ugly, small house?" asked Emiko sweetly.
I struggled to make a smile. It just turned out to look funny.
"Sure, I've always wanted you gals to stay with us," I said while doing an arm swing.
"Great, then we'll bring our luggage," said Sakura as she flipped her hair.
I started banging my head on the table and I forgot about Akane.
Gaara let her down a long time ago. She was now crawling towards me.
"Boo boo, head," she said and caught my head from doing my 15th bang.
"Alright, alright," I said and stopped banging my head to pick her up.
"Oh, and none of these babies have said mommy or dada yet, so you have to right which one your baby says first," added Jiraiya.
"Anymore things?" asked Kai warily.
"Not until I think of it," he said and went back to writing stuff.
"Hold on, we have to do something after school," I said.
"No! I need to get home immediately because I have to fix my hair," whined Sakura.
"Tough doodles, pinky. What I'm doing is important," I said.
"Really?" she asked.
"Hells yeah," I replied.
"Shut up, Aiko! We're going to lose money," scolded Riki.
"Class Dismissed," he said.
RIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
"Lunch on the roof?" asked Temari.
"We can do that?" I asked surprised.
"Yeah, duh," said Tenten and we walked off.
We told our "spouses" that we were taking the babies on the roof.
The whores were hard to deal with, but eventually, we convinced them that the babies would throw up on them.
"So, Aoi, we gotta ditch our plan," said Yumi.
"Shush, not here, but yeah, we have to," shushed Aoi.
The next chapter is a chapter that helps you catch up with all the characters