Okay before we get started, I would like to bring out a old friend. MIKAMI!!
Mikami: Uh hi. Again...
Yay! Okay now guys, let's see how Matt and Ryuk did! *lets them out*
Ryuk: *Twisted up like a pretzel* Apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple.
Light: Here you are Ryuk. *tosses apple*
Ryuk: APPLE!!! *Devours whole*
Matt: *Twitching*
Uh Matt, are you okay?
Matt: .....
Mello: Matt?
Matt: *mumbles something*
L: What?
Matt: *Pulls out gun* I said, give me a freakin cigarette!!
Mello: 0.0 Chill Matt. Here, take it! *gives it to him cautiously*
Matt: *Snatches it and starts smoking* Now I'm going to go smoke and play my game. Do not disturb unless there's a question, or I'll shoot you repeatedly until you won't be able to be identified. Got it!?
All: *Shakes heads slowly*
Matt: Good. *Locks self in room*
Mikami: Maybe today wasn't such a good day to be a guest. 0.0
Beyond: He makes you seem tamed Mello.
WordsOfLovex asks:
Haha! I love this collum thingy!
Heres a question:
I have been a hardcore-competitive dancer for atleast 10 years now. My friend
started to take some interest in dance, now that she's seen my recital. I was
assisting her dance class and found that she is horrible. And she's thinking
that she's the best in her class. I just want to break it to her easy and say
that she's not the best and I want her to know the truth. What should I do?
P.S. I LOVE YOU MELLO YELLOW! :D
L: I wouldn't necessarily tell her straight to her face that she sucks. I would tell her that it takes a lot of practice to truely become the best.
Mello: Or you could tell her that she sucks. But put it gently. And I must love all you fans if I put up with all this fan-girling. *smiles*
Near: How can you put "you suck" gently Mello? Next.
Black Alice Butterfly asks:
-skips MERRILY in- 'Allo! it's the awesomely insane Alice!
...more advice, peeps!
Light: Ok really...what hair product do you use to make your hair all awesome
like that? I mean honestly! ...-sudden thought strikes- wait, don't tell me
you use Victoria Secret shampoo & conditioner...
L, in answer to his question: Yes please! I'm still trying to find it.. GOD
DAMN YOU MELLO!
Mello: Was it very uncomfortable to be spongebob swearpants when you were 12?
-is blunt-
Mello again: If you had to choose, would you pick being first in line to L or
be Willy Wonka?
Beyond: Who do you want to tourture next in DN? Oh yeah, and this is a fun
thing to use while stabbing people: sharp, pointy, on-fire, striped Candles.
-gives you a caseful- and some jam...-gives you another caseful-
hm...oh yeah! And I want to prank a friend using something with his hair. Can
all of you tell me what I should do? ( And said friend has super duper long hair)
Light: So what if I do...
Mikami: Don't worry God. Your hair looks ravishing!
Light: Uh...thanks?
L: Well then, I'll go investigate the scene and find the culprit.
Mello: Yes it was. Willy Wonka, he's my hero!!
Beyond: Probably Light. I still hold a grudge for killing me. Never thought of it before, but I guess your right! They most certainly are. *puts candles and jam in safe place*
Ryuk: How about dying it pink?
Near: Or you could tie his air in several knots and see him try and get those out.
Misa: Oh the split ends he would have then! Next!
XxSenbonzakura KageyoshixX asks:
Hey hey hey! I would agree with that Light. You DO need a therapist. You are
one sick puppy! :p No, Near I have never read that book. 0.o Although, they
might think you're a cosplayer. :) Mk. He already has modern warfare and modern
warfare 2. Curse my sister and her ability to have a job and car! =_= Good
advice! I think I'll stick to the movies, since her music is particularly
hard. 0.o I need some advice, terribly!
I procrastinate. A LOT, and I can't bring myself to do much, such as my
Neptune project I should be working on right now. (Don't worry, though. I am
almost done with it. :)) I need to know how I can buckle down and do the stuff that
is needed of me! Maybe some ideas on how to motivate myself? :( Thankies!
Question time! *Does question dance*
1.(Everyone) What's your favorite music genre?
2. (Matt) Which is better? X-Box 360 or the Playstation 3? (Based and games
and quality and stuff. 0.o)
3. (Mello) *Hands blanket* I am so sorry. :( Misa is terrible, isn't she?
Where can I get some aweshome rosary like yours? It's pimpin. :)
4. (Ryuk) Have you been eating my apples? They're almost all gone, my sister
doesn't like em, and no one else has eaten them. -_-
5. (Beyond) Would you shank me if I asked for a hug? 0.o If not, hug. What is
your weapon of choice?
Light: Says who? Anything with a smooth steady beat.
L: How about using sweets as motivation? A big treat for finishing the project early. They sure motivate me. I would say J-Pop but sometimes I like more mellower music to relax me.
Misa: Misa suggests you take a alarm clock and set it to go off every 5 min. So if you get off track the alarm should snap you back to what you were doing! Misa's favorite music genre is Pop!
*Knocks cautiously on door* Uh Matt, someone has a question for you.
Matt: *Opens door* Okay, what is it? Most certainly the Playstation 3. It has much better graphics and is more advanced than an X-box. Probably alternative rock. *Closes door*
Mello: Yes she most certainly is! But I'm more afraid of Matt as of the moment.... Well I got mine from my mother but you can get one at, Familyrosary dot com , That's where she supposedly got it. Uh...Heavy Metal.
Near: Something mellow.
Ryuk: Well they were out in the open, and nobody was home at the time. So I just helped myself. I don't listen to music much.
Beyond: I probably would.
*Hits him over head*
Beyond: *rubbing head* Okay, I won't. *Hugs* Probably the knife. Old, yet you can choose from many techniques. And some Punk.
Mikami: Techniques I rather not know about. What God said! Next.
LadyWillowtree asks:
Thanks for the advice. Yes he is a YOUNGER brother.
And you want to know something that kinda freaked me out? I call my brother
Near all the time (He acts so much like you Near, it's scary! Not in a bad way
though!) And Near answerd it. O.O
Okay, now on with my questions:
1.)Who's your idol? ( And it can't be yourself!)
2.)Green or White Christmas?
and
3.)What will you be doing for the Holidays this Year?
And Present time! It's going to be different today, I made everyone
COOKIES!
L: You have sugar cookies, with little candy bits sprinkled on them.
(Huggles)
Mello: Some Chocolate cookies with White chocolate chips. Also, I'm sorry
about the whole Misa thing! If you ever want an accomplence, I'm ready and
willing! (Hugs!)
Matt: Gingerbread cookies made to look like Video Game Characters (Mario,
Sonic, etc.) I know how Mello gets, but that's what makes him Mello! And We
love him just the way he is! A LOT OF HUGS FOR YOU!
Near: You're cookies are decorated to look like Dice! Yay Dice!
Beyond: Short bread cookies with strawberry jam in the center (You're fancy
aren't you?) You having fun with that knife sharpener?
Light: Yes, it will! Okay, here's the deal, it's supposed to be the season
of giving, so I'm going to try to be nice to you. Have some Oatmeal Cookies.
Misa: You get Ginger snaps! And yes, cool hair things are cool!
Ryuk: Apple cookies for you! I know, Apples and Cookies MIXED. It's
amazing!
Lia: Gah, I love Saj! Can I hug him? Anyway, you get a basket of everyones
cookies. You can pick out the kinds you don't like! I hope you Rocked those
Finals socks! And in case you don't get to write until after Christmas, HAPPY
HOLIDAYS! (Hugs everyone in cast)
Loves,
Willow
Near: Quite odd indeed.
L: Thank you. Probably, when I was little, it was Inspector Gadget. I wouldn't mind either or.
Mello: Thanks and I was planning on tomorrow if your still interested. Willy Wonka of course! White. I like putting snow in Near's bed.
Mikami, you get him this time. Last time he gave me the stare of doom.
Mikami: Fine. Wuss. *Knocks on door*
Matt: WHAT!?!?
Mikami: I...uh..uh.....there's...cookies for you....
Matt: *Opens door* Thank you LadyWillowTree. Steve Wiebe. I wouldn't mind either, I don't like the outdoors. *Closes door*
Near: This will be one instance where I can be allowed to play with my food. L of Course. White. And I heard that Mello.
Beyond: Oddles. *Smiles evily*
Light: Gee. Thanks.
Mikami: I'll eat them if you don't want them God.
Light: Uh...that's okay Mikami.
Misa: Misa-Misa loves ginger snaps!!
Ryuk: *Devours* The amazing things humans come up with now these days...
Why certainly! I wouldn't have him if it wasn't for you! Thanksies! And yes, I did pretty awesome on my finals. Though I think I failed some. Thanks to a certain someone who kept pestering me during my test...
Mello: You wouldn't get me any flippin chocolate! Next.
xxDemonChild asks:
Okay, this is directed at everyone:
My apparent best friend is acting like I don't exist and is not talking to me
because I was being myself and being pretty damn honest. I tried talking to
her, and she's just spreading rumors now.
Is it justifiable to kill her, yet? Or, better yet, what would you do?
Beyond: I would justify the killing.
Light: Or better yet Beyond, how about trying to talk to her and tell her that you were just being honest and that you didn't mean to hurt her feelings.
Near: And if she won't talk to you, then you can text her, e-mail her, etc. until she finally hear's you out.
Ryuk: Next.
Jeevas-on-Fire asks:
This is the Flame-of-Coolness, Jeevas-on-Fire writing:
L, I had a dream on a rain of chocolate covered strawberries raining from the
sky. Does this mean I am finally becoming a genius like you? By the way, nice
kick. Too bad Light's nose didn't break.
Mello, What were you thinking when you kidnapped Sayu Yagami? If you were
planning to cause Light stress, then kudos to you. But did Sayu have to come
in between?
Matt, When Takada's bodyguards were closing in you were thinking:
1-Where is that damn cigarette?
2-I wonder if I can make it to the video gamers convention on time?
3-Mello, I'm gonna kill you so many times that you will lose count!
Jeevas-on-Fire
L: Possibly, it depends on how you look at it. It could mean that, or it could mean that you're hungry. Thanks.
Mello: I was thinking that I wanted that dang notebook (and I wanted to stress Light out ;)) so I stole his sister.
Mikami: You stole God's sister!? How dare you!
Ryuk: Matt! Question!
Matt: *Opens door and gives death glare to Ryuk* Both 1 and 3. *Gives death glare to Mello and closes door*
Mello: *Gulp*
Beyond: Haha! Your dead! Your death date just dropped a couple of years. Next!
Banished Fire Princess Felicia asks:
Alright, I made a mistake, apparently someone else has the foriegn exchange
kid...ah well.
Okay another thing: I've been listening to Circle You, Circle You, and Alice
of Human Sacrifice by Vocaloids and now I'm scared for life how do I resolve
this?
Misa: Misa thinks that you should try listening to more mellower songs. 0.0
Mikami: For once, I agree with Misa.
Near: Next.
kamihanazono asks:
Are new reviewers allowed to this fanfic? ;D
First off, I have to say this fanfic is pure genius! Hugs & cookies for all~! 8D
Nao, for my question of advice...
I go to a school that forces us to wear uniforms (yuck :C) & they just nao
established a free dress day at the end of every month~! Today was our first
free dress, & I wore my pwnsome Gir shirt! ;D Nao I'm debating for next month--
should I wear my creepy L shirt (he looks drunk on it XD) or should I wear my
epic lolita shirt? :0 Any thoughts?
L- You are awesome. You should hate Takashi Ohbata more for killing you off
than Light :C You get a motorola phone~! (lawlfail xD)
Light- I honestly don't see why everyone hates you :C They should be ashamed!
Crazy pycho mass murderers are what keep the world spinning round! *Hugs both
Light & Beyond* You get...a L plushie :3 And dont rip it up! D: That
cost me money :C
Misa- ...You're more annoying than ameture clarinet players. Don't you ever
shut up in your life? :C But you're still awesome cause you're cute. If you
werent, I'd have BB kill you...so...you get Light plushie ;D
Mello- Pft, you're hilarious. I love you so much for putting the humor back
in DN. I saw a wanna-be you on TV last night. Did you & Matty finally have
kids? *shot XD*
Matt- Epic striped shirt, man. I want one~! You get a... I don't know, DSi? ._.
Near- I've always wanted to do this...*ruffles Near's hair* aw, its so soft
:3 You always remind me of a giant teddy bear~! *Huggles*
BB- You are ftw. But the strawberry jam obsession makes me lol. So get some
homemade strawberry...Jelly! 8D
-Kami
Sure!
L: L shirt. And thank you.
Light: I know right? I say the lolita shirt. *restrains from stabbing doll*
Mikami: Who could hate someone like you God?
Misa: Hands off my Light!!! Uh..thanks? o.0 Lolita for sure!!
Mello: 0_0 WHAT!!!!!
*Hits over head* None of that Mello.
L: Matto!
Matt: *opens door* What the crap do you want!? Thank you. Haven't gotten a DSi yet. Thanks! *Closes door excitedly*
Near: Well I'm glad that I remind you of a giant teddy bear.
Beyond: Good enough!
Well aren't you happy Beyond? Next!
MizukiYumeko asks:
Oh my gosh! This is amazing! *favs*
Love you all (including miss authoress) and thanks for not being completely
ooc ^_^
Advice: I'm nervous about my new high school classes, because I liked
everything first semester, but now things are completely switched around. Any
ways to relieve stress (w/o killing people, Light and BB.) or calm down?
Other (in no particular order): Beyond - Have some strawberry jam! Is there anyone in particular that you haven't really wanted to kill that bad?
Mello - Have a giant Hershey's bar XD How did you find Near when you were
trying to get your picture back?
Near - For you, some finger puppets and a giant Jenga set; I don't think
anyone's given you those yet. Um..question: How come you already had all that police stuff when you were running from kira's mob?
Mikami - (yes, I see you peeking in through the door; don't you even THINK
about writing my name down if you want your present) - You get a Kami/Kira
plushie (if you're a good boy.) Did your heart go doki-doki when you first saw
Kira in person? (idk, random thought.)
Light - How do you feel about LxLight shippers? And would your opinion
of them change if they were also Kira supporters? (and as compensation for
making you answer that question, have a nice, brand new, plastic death note I
just ordered specifically for you, because CLEARLY you're NOT kira.)
Matt - Got you the perfect thing-PSP 30 with a memory stick and Final Fantasy
Dissidia ^_^ Oh-but before you start, have you ever played a game you didn't like??
L - (I know, not really original, but I had to ask it anyway...) What REALLY
happened when you guys were handcuffed together?? And for answering you get
this three-tier strawberry shortcake :D
Misa - You get a Light plushie too! (only this one is life-sized for when he
leaves you behind to be with ...not sayin for fear of death. Don't tell Light
XD) No questions for you, just enjoy your Knight plushie ^_^
Ryuk - For your present, you get an apple! (Pulls apple out of basket and
sets it on table.) And another one, and another one, and another one... (Keeps
setting apples down one by one)...and another one, and another one, and
another one, and (reaches for an apple that isn't there) ..hmm..yeah, that's it. I'll bring more next time!!
Authoress - You get a couple more 2 Liters of Mountain Dew since yours
already ran out by now. Enjoy!
Oh well your quite welcome! :)
Misa: Misa-Misa says to look on the bright side of things! You can make new friends with all he new classes you have and you might even find some of the classes have are more interesting than you thought they were!
Beyond: How delightful! Well, I do kinda have a soft spot for Near. He's such an odd little kid. Bound to snap one of these days and kill us all.
Near: I'm 17. I'm not necessarily qualified as a "kid".
Mello: Why thank you. Well, I had Matt track down their headquarters. So simple really.
Near: Thank you. I'm always prepared. Got to think one step ahead of everyone.
Mikami: Crap. Fine. OMG! Thank you! More than that. It was like heaven's gates opened up to me and a light shined down.
Light: I feel the need to kill everyone who would even think of me and L like that. I might, if they all swear to serve me. Thank you for this gift.
Everyone: *looks around room*
Near: I'll do it. *knocks on door quietly*
Matt: Yes?
Mikami: Wait, why is he so nice to you??
Matt: *Opens door* Yes! Thank you! Let me think...there's this one Harry Potter game for the computer that was worth crap. *Closes door*
L: Fine. You really want to know? We gave eachother make-overs. Happy?
Light: *jaw drops* How could you L!? We swore not to tell!
L: I wanted the freakin shortcake!
Misa: Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!!
Ryuk: Yay!
Why yes they have! How considerate! Next! ^^
Tsori-Iikagen asks:
I tried your advice and it worked all of them. But for only 3 days -_-; Questions!
Then she smacked me and try fighting me, a teacher saw me. Apparently she has a record so she transferred
yay~
I need more advice though. I gotten more people into mangas and anime now even Death note!
but here lays the problem, those buggers just can't stop annoying me about it!
"What shonen jump?" "What's shujo?" "Why am I reading this backward?" I had to learn all that by myself! I keep telling them answers to be polite then told them to learn on your own but they still annoy me with questions! But that's not it...they are all...LIGHT FAN'S! *DUN DUN DUNN!*
I mean I respect Light fans that's all I can do *L fan* but they only like him becasue of his ties and he's hot!
That's not right, they are all noobs to anime and driving me and my friend crazy! *She's a L/Near fan*
Is it us or them and how do I resolve this?
L- Do you listen to Japanese music and what's your favorite?
Near- What would happen if you woke up and saw you were wearing all black and saw your room black and even your hair? Would you faint?
Mello- Have you seen your fanart? You look more as a girl!
Matt- What is your real hair color? Do you have any idea why FanFic made your hair red?
Light- Do you have a fetish for ties?
Beyond- Do you really look like L or do you dress up as him and why?
Ryuk - Do you have any ideas why your a shinigami?
Misa- Would you still help Light if your family wasn't murdered?
Author- Do you think I should watch Bleach? I don't know, I hear it's good, but my sister said it was bad. What do you think?
Mello: I say it's them. I mean seriously! It says on the book which way to read. And we read like that cause were awesome people!
L: Even though this could take a while, you should write a handbook to the art of anime and manga. And if not that, then gather some other anime/manga fans who know everything about it to help you guys out and get these amateurs educated and stop bugging you. Yes I do. My favorite is "Kubota Toshinobu" by Sign of Love.
Near: I would scream 10 times, wash my clothes 5 times, and then faint.
Light: Hey mister grumpy pants, someone's got a question for you.
Matt:*Opens door and throws shoe at Light* My real hair color is red. Though it is potrayed as brown in the anime. Cause it's my natural color I guess. *closes door*
Light: *Rubbing head* Pfft. No. They just add more to my charm.
Beyond: People say that I look like him. But I still dress up like him. Because it's fun to see him get annoyed when people get us mixed up.
Ryuk: Well, when a male shinigami meets a female shinigami--
What the frick?? You guys don't do that! Tell her the real reason.
Ryuk: I was just joking... Some believe that whoever dies after using the Death Note becomes a shinigami.
Misa: Most definatly! Light is my hero!
Mikami: No, God is my hero!
I personally say you should watch it. I've only seen a few episodes, but it really didn't catch my attention. But just because I have no interest in it is no reason for you to watch it anyway and see what you think. :))
L: Next.
Undercover92 asks:
RPA(Your acronym of course)!
I want to tell Mello that to get the names straight! 82 happens to be my evil
twin! He just uses the number 82 because he can't bear to share the same
number with me.
Alright, time for some questions.
Misa: What if you woke up in the morning to learn that you have gone bald?
L: I have a special filter camera which can show proof of Light having some
mysterious link to Kira. I'll sell it to you for an admission to Wammy's.
Mello: Near is spraying graffiti on your bike! Get him!
Near: I like Aizawa! That's the reason!
And RPA, I can't bear neither Light nor Misa. Lock them up in that oddly but
conveniently present walk-in freezer! That will teach him to kill L!!
Mello: Well I'm sorry. I have to put up with mister grouchy pants (Matt) all the time that I think I'm starting to go blind. If that makes any sense.
Misa: BALD!?!? I would cry my heart out! My poor hair!
L: Before I can make such a deal: Do you have any academic qualifications?
Mello: WHAT!? *Tackles Near*
Near: Get off of me physco!
Beyond: *Restrains Mello*
Near: *Dusts self off* Ahem. Well that was interesting. Okay then, I shall capture him.
Where have you been all my life!? Your such an evil genius! You heard 'em.
L: Allow me to do the honor. *Drags Light and Misa over to fridge*
Mikami: No! God!!
Mello: So how long should we have them in there?
A week.
Beyond: Works for me.
Awesome! Okay, L?
L: Thanks for the reviews, and.....
Everyone: HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!
And as a present for all of you, enjoy this update that I made! :D
Mello: I'm sick of this. I'm going to go in there and beat some sense into that Mario Queer. *Walks into room with baseball bat*.....
Okay so sorry for not letting you guys know ahead of time that Mikami was coming, but I thought it would be a cool Christmas suprise for you guys. And just to make up for that, he'll be here next chapter too! Oh, and just to let you guys know, I'm probably not going to update next week. (Going to be spending time with the fam) I might, but I'm not sure yet. But you guys can still review I just probably won't update until the week after New Year's. With that said, MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Me without reviews is like Near without toy robots! The world will end!!
~Lia