The Horror Slasher-flic Series: Nightmares Collide
Author's Note: Time for part 4 of this Christmas special! No idea what to say this time...I suck at summeries! xD Chucky: Congratulations, you've said yet ANOTHER FFN cliche. You must be proud.
Me: *looks at Chucky, annoyed* It was a JOKE. Chucky: RIIIIGHT...watch how a pro does it. *clears throat* Ladies and gentlemen, here's part 4 of our little Christmas special. Hold onto your hats and axes until after this chapter. Feel free to throw those axes at JD if you want to, I give you permission. By the way, f*** Jigsaw. He's a bitch. *laughs*
Me: *looks at Chucky, wide-mouthed* Chucky: Take notes.
Chapter 11 (Part 4):
Scene opens to the nightmares shopping at Macy's...
"This perfume smells pretty, you think so, Regan?" Angela asked, as she sprayed some perfume from a purple bottle.
Regan sniffed the air. "It's perfect for you."
"Thanks."
"Hey, guys! Check this out!" Ghostface called, earning everyone's attention. He was running upwards on a downwards escalator. "Awesome, right? F*** the police! HA HA!"
"Get off ther-"
"Wait, wait, let the idiot do his thing, hopefully he might break his neck." Freddy interrupted the security guard.
"Do I know you from somewhere?..." The security guard asked Krueger.
"Perhaps...from your nightmares?" Freddy smirked.
"Elm Street, right?"
"Yes!"
"That's a GREAT and AUTHENTIC Freddy Krueger costume! I loved that movie. Nice and festive sweater for Christmas as well. Nice touch." The security guard did a thumbs-up.
"Thank you, thank you."
"This perfume smells good. Maybe May would like it..." Michael thought.
"You're getting the lady gifts ALREADY? You haven't even started dating yet." Said Chucky.
"N-Not as in a couple's thing...like as in a "welcome to the neighborhood" type of thing."
"Riiiight."
"Buzz off."
"You gonna ask her out, bro?" Jason asked.
"I don't know...I guess if I get to know her. We all know that I'm a little off so...I dunno. I mean, she looked and sounded cute at the tree lot and- wait, WHY AM I TELLING YOU ALL THIS?"
Jason laughed. "I dunno, bro."
Meanwhile in Michael's kitchen...
"So...Hi." Jeff said playfully to Kay.
"...Hey.."
"Wanna go out?"
"No."
"You know you want me..." Jeff smirked.
"Actually, no I don't. I barley know you."
"We could...y'know...get to know each other better.." Jeff winked and puckered his lips.
"Don't you dare-"
Jeff kissed Kay on the cheek.
Kay looked wide-eyed and...she disappeared.
"Oh great. Thanks to YOU, Jack, I f***ed it up with Kay."
"Which Jack?" Eyeless and Laughing Jacks asked.
"Either. Y'know what? Just for that question, BOTH of you are the dumbasses." Jeff crossed his arms.
"Well f*** you too then." The two Jacks flipped Jeff off.
"How is it mine or his fault that you did something stupid to push her away even further?" Laughing Jack asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Shut it."
"C'mon, I want to know." Laughing Jack was starting to get cocky, as he started giggling.
"STOP TALKING!"
"C'mon, Jeffy Weffy..." Laughing Jack started to laugh hysterically.
"THIS is why I HATE being compared to you." Eyeless Jack grumbled. "We're nothing alike. I don't have eyes and YOU laugh like an idiot every time you think something's funny..."
"Haters gonna hate." Laughing Jack smirked and laughed even more, as he stuck a black licorice lollipop in his mouth.
"Jeff, like, aren't you gonna, like...see where she went?" Ben asked curiously.
"She's probably "freshening up" for me. Y'know...powdering her nose.."
"Baby, you coming with us to the mall?" Jeff called out to Kay.
"I'm not your "baby"!" Kay yelled. "Go away!"
Jeff smirked at Eyeless Jack. "She wants me..."
"I wouldn't take that bet, bro."
"Girls are complicated until you know how to make them NOT so complicated." Jeff explained. "Easy as that."
"That...doesn't make ANY sense."
"Only because you don't know how to NOT make them non-complicated."
"I...still don't think that that doesn't make any sense."
"Look, I'll put it this way, didn't you see the way her eyes widened when I kissed her on the cheek?"
"Yeah, but that just looked like an "awkward tension" face to me, not a "love-struck" one."
"Eh, everybody's a critic..."
"No, I'm just stating-"
"Look, I'll bet ten bucks that she's love-struck for me. If she's NOT into me...you get ten bucks."
"Okay, deal." Eyeless Jack shook Jeff's hand. "Easiest bet I've ever made."
"I wonder where Toby is..." Laughing Jack wondered.
"Probably in the woods with ol' Slender dick." Jeff answered.
"Probably, I mean...he IS Toby's "adoptive father"." The clown laughed.
"Does that, like, mean that Hoodie and Masky are, like, his older brothers?" Ben asked.
"No, they're just his workers." Eyeless Jack explained.
Silence in the room...
"Awkward silence..." Jeff tried to make conversation.
"You're Kay's new stalker or what?" Ben joked, earning laughs from both Jacks.
"Shut up."
"Seriously, is that, like, all you know how to say?" Ben playfully teased.
Jeff flipped Ben off...shocker, I know.
"So...what now?" Eyeless Jack asked.
"I...don't know. Not much to do here...I guess that we could...go to the mall? I remember Michael Myers went out the door with his weirdo friends..." Jeff answered.
"Honestly Jeff, why do you wanna start war with slashers just because of some stupid thing at Walmart?" Ben wondered.
"Because I want to. Because he annoyed me."
"He probably thought that, like, you knew where all that stuff was."
"But still, I get asked that stuff ALL the time and it gets SOOOOO annoyiiiiing."
"Why can't we do something more useful, like, I don't know...kill pigeons? Is that something, E.J.?"
Eyeless Jack shrugged his shoulders.
Kay came back. "Meh, I'm, like, super bored. Let's, like, go to the mall or something..."
"Okay!" Jeff perked up. "What store first?"
"Any one where YOU'RE not going..."
"Um...I hate Macy's." Jeff confessed.
"Why?" Ben questioned.
"Because there's too much perfume there. I guess it's because I'm used to smelling blood and shit like that..."
"You're weird."
"YOU'RE weird. You're a spirit with unfinished business that can turn into a STATUE."
"So...?"
"Nothing. Just shut up."
"Everybody, let's play a drinking game. Every time Jeff says "shut up", take a drink of water, soda or whatever." Ben laughed.
"Yay! I LOVE games!" Laughing Jack laughed along.
"Shut up." Jeff was annoyed with Ben.
"DRINK!" Ben chanted, as he and the two Jacks drank Coca-Cola. Smile even drank out Max's bowl of water.
"Oh COME ON...you TOO, Smile?" Jeff face-palmed himself.
"I don't have a drink, let's, like, go to Starbucks at the mall." Kay suggested, as she went out the front door.
Jeff ran out the door, following Kay. "W-Wait up. You don't wanna go anywhere without ME, RIGHT?"
"Actually, I do."
"What a kidder, am I right, guys? I LOVE a girl with a good sense of humor."
Laughing Jack face-palmed himself, as he, Eyeless Jack, Ben and Smile Dog followed the two.
The scene changes to the nightmares at the Abercrombie & Fitch store in the mall...
"Look at THIS one guys! Snazzy or what?" Jason showed the others himself wearing a brown coat with fur on the collar.
"You look like Macklemore on a bad day...oh wait, that's everyday...so you JUST look like Macklemore." Freddy laughed.
"I do NOT." Jason flipped Freddy off. "How about this one?" He toke off the brown coat and put on a plaid scarf.
"Better." Michael complimented.
"Thanks, bro."
Jane walked to the girls' bathroom.
"Well, well, well...if it isn't Mikey the mechanic!" Jeff taunted.
Michael turned around. "Who the hell are you supposed to be?"
"Like you don't know THIS carved smile. Don't play dumb with me!"
"Hm..."
"Think hard. Who do I look like?"
"Hm...uh...I dunno, The Joker? I thought that you were just a comic book character." Michael shrugged.
"NO, YOU IDIOT! I'm JEFF! Jeff the killer."
"Never heard of you."
"Well GO TO- Wait...WHAT?! You've NEVER heard of me?"
"Nope...afraid I haven't. That hoodie that you're wearing seems kinda cool though.."
"Thanks, man...WAIT. Don't change the subject! You've NEVER heard of me? Dude, didn't you read the papers? "Ominous killer at large" sound familiar? What about "Scariest face since Tim Burton's "Beetlejuice" and "Psycho"?" NOTHING? NOTHING sounds familiar?"
"Not really, man. I don't really read the papers, I just read the comics section."
"What kinda stupid shit is that- OH WAIT...you're playing dumb so you can STAB me, right?"
"Um, kid...are you threatening me?"
"Actually yeah, because of the Wal-Mart thing?"
"Sorry dude, but you don't ring a bell."
"See, I told you." Ben whispered to Jeff.
"Oh...then...I guess we're cool?" Jeff held his hand out.
"We were in hot water once?" Michael was confused.
"Yeah but...truce?"
"O...kaaaay, sure." Michael shook Jeff's hand.
"So...wanna go eat at Red Robin?"
"Sure, Jeff. These your friends?" Michael was referring to Ben, Smile, Kay and the two Jacks.
"Yeah. ESPECIALLY the hot girl right there. That's...kinda my g.f.!" Jeff smiled.
"No I'm NOT." Kay retorted.
"We're on and off. It's complicated?" Jeff shrugged nervously.
Ben snickered. "Like, whatever tickles your Princess Peach, Jeff." He laughed.
Jeff just simply glared at Ben. "So anyway, let's eat."
The nightmares and creepypasta gang went to Red Robin.
Jane came out the girls' bathroom.
"Hey, you look like a girl version of Jeff." Kay thought.
"Jeff?...You know Jeff?"
"Know him? That nerd's been trailing me like a lost puppy." Kay moved her hair away from her eyes.
"Where is he now?" Jane smirked evilly.
"Red Robin. Like, why?"
"Oh...no reason."
"If it's to get him outta my hair, go ahead. I won't, like, stop you."
"Thanks for the tip, Marceline." Jane ran for Red Robin.
Kay just rolled her eyes, as she followed Jane.
The scene cuts to the nightmares and creepypasta boys at Red Robin, sitting at the tables as they ordered what they wanted...
"I want a kid's grilled cheese with steak fries and a Coke." Ben told the server girl.
"Okay, be right back." The server girl walked to the bartender with the order papers...
"Dude, kid's grilled cheese? Really?" Jeff teased.
"What, they don't have an ADULT'S grilled cheese." Ben raised his eyebrow.
"Why a grilled cheese? This is THE place for gourmet burgers. Have a burger, dude."
"You KNOW that I'm a vegetarian."
"Whateves, you don't know what you're missing."
"I can't BELIEVE that they don't have a burger made from 100% organic kidneys...What a rip." Said a disappointed Eyeless Jack.
"Dude, quit saying that. Ew. Stop it with the kidney talk. You're kinda freaking me out." Jeff whined.
"You don't understand. You could NEVER understand."
"What? That you're a CANNIBAL? No, I WOULDN'T understand."
"You ignorant little bitch! It's alot MORE than just "eating peoples' kidneys"." Eyeless Jack crossed his arms.
"Well, well, well...if it isn't Jeffery the killer." Jane called from a distance, making Jeff's eyes widen.
"Son of a bitch." Jeff got his knife out. "Look at what the cat dragged in."
"Shut up, you sick f***. It's almost Christmas and you're STILL on rampage, huh?"
"Why do YOU care what I do with my spare-time?"
"Because, it's not natural to prey on innocent people and blood and guts and the shit that you do."
"Since when did YOU become my prison guard, or my nurse at the asylum?" Jeff got out of his chair and got into a battle-pose.
"Real mature, Jeffery. Anyway, why do you have your little knife out? You wanna waste me?"
"Actually...yes." Jeff tackled Jane and started to hold her to the ground.
Jane kicked her knee into Jeff's nuts, earning a cry from him. She socked him in the gut and shoved him to the ground. "I went to karate school, like my new moves, Jeffy?"
Jeff growled and jumped up. "Karate my ASS!" He sliced a cut on Jane's jacket sleeve. "I see that you do the jacket thing...like me THAT much or-"
"In your DREAMS!" Jane got him in a head-lock. "Now to rid of you for good!" She toke out a knife of her own.
Kay just watched the fight.
"Okay, BREAK IT UP!" Michael pulled the two apart. "Okay, why are you two fighting and WHY the HELL are you mad at each other."
Jeff and Jane spouted out comments such as "HE STARTED IT!", "SHE STARTED IT" and "LET GO OF ME!"
"Only if you two be social with one-another." Michael had a furrowed brow.
"Fiiiiine." Michael let them both go.
"He murdered my parents."
"She's a wanna-be killer."
"WHAT?!" They shouted at each other.
"WANNA-BE KILLER?! I am NOT a monster like YOU! You killed my parents so I wanted to avenge their deaths!"
"Well, I don't know HALF the shit I do! I'm...y'know, PSYCHOTIC!"
"So you ADMIT that you're insane!"
"Yes, thank you VERY MUCH for pointing that out, Princess! I admitted that I'm insane, and I'm PROUD of it! If being insane means that I don't have to be a PRUDE, then I'm GLAD that I've lost my mind!"
"Whatever."
"YOU whatever."
"Oh, REAL mature."
"STOP ARGUING! JUST...STOP!" Michael preached. "What you two NEED is to work things out. JUST because of you two, I'm hosting a Christmas party. Be there and get along!"
"I'm not going." Jeff and Jane muttered in unison.
"I'm not asking, I'M TELLING! Just do it." Michael barked, baring his knife.
"Y-Yes, sir." Jeff and Jane were scared.
"Good. Now eat Red Robin and on Christmas Eve, we're having that party. Be there." Michael instructed, sitting down.
Jeff and Jane said in unison: "I'm not sitting next to him" and "I'm not sitting next to her."
"Then sit behind each other." Michael ordered.
They did as told.
Kay just snickered under her breath.
"What are YOU laughing at?" Jeff asked, annoyed at Kay.
"OH, NOW I'm getting attitude." Kay laughed out loud. "Anyway, if you must know; I think that it's funny that you and that girl got yelled at by Michael Myers."
Eyeless Jack, Ben and Laughing Jack joined her in laughing.
"Aw c'mon, it's not THAT funny. Get a life." Jeff grumbled.
"Dude, c'mon, it's kinda funny." Ben giggled.
"Here's your food!" The server girl gave everyone their food.
Jeff stabbed his knife into the girl's heart, causing her to fall over backwards. He ate his burger quietly.
10 minutes later...
Everyone had finished eating, except they heard growling under the table.
"What the-" Michael and Jeff looked under the table and saw Max and Smile Dog fighting over the last burger.
"Give it up, mutt!" Max telepathically told Smile.
"It's mine! I saw it first!" Smile Dog replied.
The two canines growled at one-another.
"Smile! Stop it!" Jeff commanded.
"Hold on." Michael leaned over and cut the burger in half with his knife. "There we go, problem solved."
The two dogs ate their halves of burger.
"Hey, you're not bad, guy. I'm Max, what's your name?"
"You can call me Smile."
"I have super-natural strength, eat weird shit and piss acid, what are YOUR special talents?"
"Scaring people. I can telepathically send people scary shit into their minds if they don't spread the word about me. Some commit suicide."
"Whoa-ho-ho...I'm impressed, wanna be friends?"
"Sure. By the way, Jeff's my human. Who's yours?"
"Well, I don't really have one. I hang with the group of guys and girls. But my main friend would have to be Ghostface. He gives me scraps and beer."
"Cool. I wish that Jeff gave ME beer."
"Smile, come here, boy! I gotta give you the last of my burger. I'm too full." Jeff called his dog.
"I'm surprised that you can't finish it, you usually eat like a pig." Jane commented.
"Shut up, bitch...ugh, too full. Can't insult properly." Jeff held his stomach.
Smile came up and ate Jeff's burger.
So, everyone's been invited to Michael Myers' Christmas Eve party! There's plenty of days before then...keep checking for more Christmas chapters! After this Christmas special is done, stick around a New Year's special! Yep, everything's going great! Thanks alot for support and reading! Hey, Dre and I have a VERY important question for you, dear readers. We're considering making all my stories into cartoons for YouTube! But...what we need to know is...do you guys and gals wanna SEE an animated version of this series? If so, let me know in the reviews and PM's! :D