Oh whoah, would you look at that?
Is it a plane?
Is it a man?
No! It's a shitty author's note!
You thought I'll say 'Superman', didn't you? Well jokes on you, it's a new chapter! That's right, Kyle's adventure starts again...hm? Why did It stop in the first place?
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...Chapter Start!
Tessa's Day: Date!
«Striaton City, arrived!»
Was the first thing Master exclaimed after getting out of the forest.
It took a while but they finally came out. Tessa liked being with Master but constantly fighting was very tiring... seriously, what's with searching the road for any wild Pokemon to fight. Levels? What does he mean by leveling up? She didn't mind fighting for him, and she can feel herself becoming stronger, but him fighting by himself?!
NO!
What if he gets hurts?! What if he falls asleep and won't wake up anymore! She doesn't want him to be like her mother... if she thought about it calmly, she would take notice of the fact he is stronger than her and isn't an idiot who overestimates himself. However, Tessa is still a child. Also, it's not like they are alone, they have a Vulpix and another trainer, with them.
Ah, right... the whore...
Talking about this blondish-bitchy-human whore, Tessa didn't really know what to think. After the trip in the forest, Tessa had a word to describe her.
'Useless'.
Yes... that should be the word. Maybe she was going a little far but comparing with Master, the difference was clear as water. Easily scared, quickly out of breath, complain about nothing and very, very loud. If it's only that, she can ignore, but...
HOW DARE THIS WHORE TALKS TO HER MASTER LIKE THAT?!
It looks like her Master and the whore are friends. Even if from her Master's reaction and emotions, it looks more complicated than that...
[Annoyance - Acceptance - Guilt]
Why? Tessa couldn't understand. But, well... with the whore around her Master, they can fight fewer battles than usual, so her Master is safer. Therefore...
I will tolerate your presence, whore. Thought Tessa, in slight arrogance.
About the Vulpix that her Master have benevolently accepted- still a little put off by the speech- she didn't really know... you know...
It's a fox that can spout fire.
In a forest.
She wasn't sure if it was a good thing or not. So, for now, her judgment of the fox is... neutral.
«Konkon Kon!» / (Big Brother, it's so big!)
Nevermind, the dog could be lost for all she cared! She did her best to glare at the dog with all her might. Recalling what her Master did against her before, Tessa unconsciously released Killing Intent toward the young Vulpix. Because of her Pokemon physiology, her instinct is higher than humans, so while her KI wasn't as smooth as her Master, it's raw power was higher. Taking in Tessa is the Feeling Pokemon and the result's obvious.
«Kon koko...» / (Iii, big Sis, scary...)
Tessa snorted.
«Okay, let's go get a room at the Poke-Center then straight to the Gym-!» Master started.
«You can't.» Interrupted the blond human girl. THIS WHORE! Tessa thought. Glaring the best she could at the human girl for being so rude... She was completely ignored.
Weird, it worked on the dog, why not now...? She was confused, the dog was scared of her but the blond whore ignored her. Of course, it's because human's instinct isn't as developed as Pokemon's, so her undeveloped KI has little effect. But Tessa couldn't know that.
«...What do you mean?» asked Master. Tessa noted annoyance in his emotion coupled with curiosity.
The whore blinked, surprised and confused. «It's Saturday, so the Gym Leader is absent...?»
«What...? What's with this normal like work-time? You're gonna tell me they work 40h per week at max too.»
«Being a gym leader is a normal job, though. Why are you so surprised-» The whore stopped when Master pointed at his head, taping it, as if making a point. «-right amnesia... I tend to forget this detail.» Tessa noted his amused feeling, but caching what he murmured next confused her.
«Amnesia's really convenient...»
What does that mean?
The Poke-center, as the humans call it, was actually pretty close to the entrance of the city. Tessa likes this place, the humans in it are always nice and heal you when you're hurt. They also let you sleep in the building for free. Her Master explained that normally you need to pay something to stay in a stranger's house. She knows that a house is something like a small territory for humans, however, she couldn't understand what you need to pay. Wasn't it tributes like fruits or other foods? Why do they keep exchanging green papers? Is that useful?
She couldn't understand.
Tessa decided that humans are just weird like that.
"I will return to my room for today, I'm too tired. What about you, Kyle?" Asked the whore.
"Well...I'm a little tired but not enough to just sleep in. But I also don't want to train now, so...Ah." Master seemed to realize something before taking the blue-hatted Pokemon in his hand.
"Let's go on a date."
...
There was a pause.
"EHHHHHHHHHHHH?!" The whore exclaimed. Confused as hell.
"RALLLLLLLLLLLLLLTS?!"/ (EHHHHHHHHH!?) Tessa exclaimed. Confused as hell.
"Da' hell with you guys?! Anyway I did make that promise, right?" He said to her. She took note of his emotion.
[Confused as hell]
"Well, let's just stroll around the city and see what to do."
They first did a small checkup with the nice lady with pink hair; lady who was also at the last poke-center they were before; to see if Tessa and the dog didn't have bad injuries.
Tessa wondered if there was a different type of human like the Pokemon. Maybe this pink haired human is a certain human-species that specialize in healing.
I mean, she looks too similar to the last one. Tessa absentmindedly thought. Sure, for her human looks all pretty similar but she has ways to differentiate them. But this lady and the previous one are just like a mirror!
She nodded. Her theory made more and more sense, for her at least.
When they passed through the door, Tessa saw that the whore was still stuck in place. Her mouth slightly opening and closing like twitching, wanting to say something but not really knowing what.
For some reason, Tessa felt smug.
Before leaving, she gracefully stuck out her small tongue and *pruuuuuuu* at the whore.
The whore gasped.
After taking in their new environment, one thing was sure. It's a big city. Like, biiiig, you know? Completely different from where the old-human lived. There were a lot of different Pokemon and humans around, some together, some alone. It was interesting.
They stopped at a shop who sold drink and food. It was called a Maid Cafe. Tessa thought it was a strange name. Like the name, some strangely dressed human female went in and out. One of them passed her Master a small pamphlet. Apparently, you need to choose what you want on it. Master was having this weird expression on his face, like he didn't know either to laugh or cry, he decided to stay silent instead. After the human girl left, her Master showed them the pamphlet. Yeah, them, the dog was with her and her Master. Isn't this supposed to be a date? She was slightly depressed.
"Here, you can choose what you like."
Even if you say that, I don't know what they taste like... well, they all have pretty images. Thought silently, Tessa. Let's be clear, Tessa is smart, she can also read human language... well, one of them, because humans have more them one. They are just weird like that. Anyways, while she understands it, she never really went out like this so she doesn't know what's good or not.
"Konn kon!" / (I wanna that!) Said the dog while pawing the image of a yellow oval-thingy with some red lines. Tessa read it was called 'Omurice'. She noted Master smiled but was making that weird face again.
On her part, Tessa just took one that had a lot of fruits. It was called 'Super Natural Parfait', apparently. When Master saw the numbers attached to her chose, his expression became complicated, his right eye twitching.
Did she do something wrong?!
With quick thinking, she compared her chose with the dog. Hm, her chose's number seems to be 3 times the dog's. AH! Maybe a too high number is bad?
After some hesitation, she decided to change to one slightly under the number of the dog's. Her Master understood what she was thinking and said not to worry. After that, Master called the weird dressed human from before and said their chooses. Her Master took one 'Coffee'. She recalled that the old human liked that thing too, is it good?
When their command arrived...
Big.
That was the only thing on her mind when her 'Super Natural Parfait' arrived. Master just smiled kindly at her, like looking at a child.
She decided to finish it even if it killed her!
Tessa was dying.
'Super Natural Parfait'... what a powerful foe.
She felt like her stomach would burst at any moment now.
Seen her like this, her Master stopped her from stuffing her enlarged belly any further. It was as if he predicted this situation and waited for the right time to finish her 'Parfait' for her.
I feel like I lost... was what passed through her mind.
Noticing he didn't finish his order either, Tessa had a mischievous idea. After all, he was eating her order, why can't she do the same? Acting fast, she grabbed the cup of black liquid and took a big gulp of it. She didn't understand why instead of stopping her, Master just took his napkin and used it as a shield-
"_!" Her eyes widened.
*PTTTFFFFFFFfffffffffffuuuuuuuuu*
A beautiful spring of black liquid sprout from her mouth.
"RALLLTS!" / (BITTER!) She exclaimed in outrage. Her Master like that taste? But it's- wait a second...!
Taking a looks at said Master, he was able to protect himself from the black liquid assault with his napkin. Slowly lowering his shield, Tessa could see a perverted smile on his face, as if a villain finding delight in the hero's suffering. Tessa was shocked.
But Tessa was smart, she understood very fast.
I HAVE BEEN SET UP!
She was deceived! Everything from the start was all a trap for her to fall in! He let her take the 'Super Natural Parfait' because he KNEW she couldn't finish it. Then, acting like a benevolent GOD wanting to help her out, he took on himself to finish her order... however, it was all FAKE! He knew that she wouldn't want to let it here and would want to imitate him, which is WHY he took this evil black thing to drink. If not, then why anyone would drink this bitter black stuff, it's disgusting!
Tessa had a very big imagination.
To see every event that forward... her thoughts started to spin.
Terrifying!
Truly terrifying!
She gasped.
Impossible... is this [Future Sight]?! Her thoughts started to go wild.
Tessa was fucking smart.
[Future Sight] is a technique she will obtain after awakening twice and becoming a Gardevoir. Like its name implies, it's a technique (or move) that let the user see the close and, in certain circumstances, distant future. Is this possible for her Master to have mastered this technique? She normally would think that a human can't masters it. But it's her Master! From what she always saw of him, it could be possible!
She understood everything.
Or so she thoughts.
Tessa's eyes glinted in admiration when looking at her Master.
Said Master on the other hand.
I think she's taking my joke way too far. If Tessa could read minds, she would have understood it was just a joke he thought of when he saw her going for his coffee. He first wanted to stop her but when he saw these mischievous eyes, his mischievousness was triggered and didn't move. He was however sure she never drank coffee of her life and would most likely spat it. So, he just decided to shield himself with the first thing he found, the napkin.
If she could read minds, she would have understood.
Unfortunately, she still can't.
A little black-demonic-liquid cleaning, later.
They have gone to see a movie.
Master said it was what people do on a date. At least, he thought, it was the first time for him too, so he wasn't sure. Tessa was happy.
She was his first.
...
Why did that sound so wrong?
The movie was about a human male and female romance. Master wanted to see a movie called 'Attack On Pokemon' (with giant Pokemon attacking human or something) but under her insistent crying, that she learned from human kids, they watched 'Steins;Love'. She liked it at first but then it started to talk about time travel and thing that made her confused. Master watched with a raised eyebrow and grabbing his chin, he was making the same face he makes in training when he thinks 'can I use that'?
The dog just slept.
The sun started to go down and the date will soon end.
Tessa was sad.
But she had fun.
On their stroll before going back, they passed by a lot of small stand selling various stuff. Tessa saw cute things like plushies, clothes and pretty stones. Master fixed a bright yellow stone with a fire image on it. He took a look at the dog, greatly hesitated, before asking the price.
His eyebrows twitched.
A lot.
His face paled before, with great reluctance, he took out the count and passed it to the other human.
There was a silent pause where neither of them let loose of the green papers, just smiling at each other. Master let the green paper go at the end.
He looked bitter.
Tessa found a small, very pretty, white peddle. But Tessa was smart. She knew her Master didn't like buying stuff, so she demonstrated her maturity by shutting her mouth closed, silently looking at it. She was satisfied just looking at it.
It was time to go.
She had a nice time. People keep looking at them for some reason but she doesn't care. Tessa only eyes for her Master, too bad! The dog was a miscalculation and keep loud, but it was bearable. She had fun and feel closer to Master now. She thinks Master had fun, too.
So why was he frowning right now?
She was always looking at him so she noticed. He has kept frowning since they left the street with all those stands. Why?
"Tessa use [Scan] and show me where they are, discretely."
Tessa didn't think too much and used it out of reflex.
[Scan] was the name Master gave to the move she used to detect life in a zone around her. It wasn't an official move but more of a technique developed using her species' particularity: Emotion detection. First, she used the move [Calm Mind] which enhanced her psychic power and, indirectly, her capacity to feel emotion. She then focused on what her species was best at. Feeling emotions. Every living being has emotions, be it curiosity or anger, every one of them feels something. Therefore, Tessa can feel any living being around her, the longer she focused, the larger the zone of detection. Master said it wasn't foolproof and demonstrated it by playing hide and seek with her eyes closed. She couldn't find him. It wasn't until she felt something patting her head she realized he was behind her the whole time. She didn't feel him. Well... no, she was lying. She did feel something. However the something was what she felt from small insects, not a human or Pokemon, so she disregarded it.
It wasn't foolproof.
But it was enough.
...2 people behind us. Wait, are we being followed? Her mind caught the two mess of emotion from two humans behind them. They stayed always at the same distance and the same pace, as if minding it.
Tessa blinked.
Tessa showed her two hands to show the number of people, before discretely pointing at 7 o'clock, like her Master taught her. Fortunately, she had enough hands to show the number of people. What's with the human having five fingers per hand and her having ONE per hand?
Seriously?
Well, she could always close her hand to show she increased the number. Though, if they could talk with each other, it would be a lot simpler. No, if she could use telepathy, it would be a LOT simpler. One day she will be able to talk with Master.
Tessa was suddenly filled with DETERMINATION!
Master sighed, he looked very tired. Ah. That's the face he makes, when the whore isn't with them, before saying 'Fuck this sh-'
"Fuck this shit."
Yes.
That.
...
Tessa was smart, so she decided to learn it.
"Raltsss Ral." / (Fuck this shit) She exclaimed, nodding.
See?
Tessa was fucking smart.
"*sigh* Well, let's see if my stealth is not too dull." He said in a muttering tone, before zigzagging around a crowd of humans and pulling in a back alley. Going around different small streets before returning in a crowd of humans, returning in a back alley and entering a big green... trashcan.
Tessa made a disgusted face.
Master returned the dog to its pokeball, fixed her and making the universal sign of 'Silence'.
They waited 6 seconds or so before they could hear hasted steps outside their hiding place.
"Where did they go?!" (Some human)
"I don't know, don't ask me!" (Another human)
Two voices, she wasn't sure but Tessa thinks they were human male. She understood it was the two human who followed them. The steps continued ahead faster than before. Master peeked a look outside, so did Tessa, she saw two humans in weird gray and white clothes. They were hooded but Tessa noticed a sign on both of them.
A big blue P interlocked with a Z, background half-black half-white.
"The evils hippies? What the hell..." Master muttered, very confused. He took a look at her before shrugging. "I have a feeling all the conspiracy theories on my mind are completely exaggerated, so let's not mind it for now."
Tessa didn't understand.
Master hid her in his jacket and pulled his hoodie up, hiding his face. Passing through some crowd of human and some back alley, they finally came back to the Poke-Center. The place where they can eat, sleep and bond together. Tessa likes this place. Then a wild blond-bitch appeared.
"You guys stink!" She exclaimed while pinching her nose.
THIS WHORE! Tessa was outraged.
"I may have taken a nap in a trash bin." Said her Master without any shame. He's just so cool like that.
"What, why would you do that?! It's filthy!" Argued the whore. As much as she loved her Master...it was filthy.
"Your hairstyle is filthy, look as those drills, the construction sites would love you." OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, get dunked on you whore! Master knows how to roast you. Tessa took note of this new insult for later use.
"RalRaltsss" / (Yeaah, drills) She intoned. As if they felt a mystic connection, she and her Master high-fived, before smirking at the whore.
The whore gaped.
She then realized something.
"THESE ARE NOT DRILLS!"
Tessa paused when her hair started to drills the air.
...Are you sure about that?
She idly thought.
"Oh, by the way..." Her master took her in his arm before showing her a white peddle mounted on a necklace. This is! "I saw you fixing this thing really hard, so I asked the guy to make it in a necklace, hope you like it." He said, carefully placing the necklace around her neck.
MASTERRRRRRRRR!
She hugged him.
Tessa was happy.
A good night of sleep.
Kyle woke ups.
The first thing he saw was a blue-hatted thing, sleeping on his chest.
Again.
Can't you sleep next to me instead of on me, Tessa? Kyle commented in his mind. This little Ralts had a thing for skinship. Not that he minds, really, this level of affection was acceptable and refreshing sometimes.
Anyways, about yesterday. Kyle couldn't understand what's the deal with Team Plasma. He did notice his party stands out, a lot, for that matter. Well, having a Shiny Pokemon with you tend to attract attention. He was prepared for Team Rocket to come, sure. Cause Kyle's a pessimist.
However, attracting the evil hippies' attention?
Why?
Yes, he is a trainer and imprisons Pokemon in pokeballs, oh god he's so evil dark toi-même-tu-sais.
But they shouldn't be the type to follow you around like a rogue, or at least, Kyle didn't remember them been like that. There was a moment when he thought with anime logic, something like Tessa was a genetic weapon created by Team Plasma before she escaped and now they want her back, or the like.
His mind mentally slapped him before he returned to earth and thought it was stupid.
Or not...?
Who knows!
A breakfast and a run later. A human in a black jacket-hoodie and a blue-hatted Pokemon faced each other a little out of the city. The tension was palpable.
"Why are we here again?" Asked drill-girl, sitting on the grass and bored.
"You know, It's you who followed us without permission." Kyle rightfully explained the girl. Seriously, he especially got here so no curious folk would see them train. How this untrained girl noticed him sneaking out was beyond his comprehension. He decided to just let her come, all in all, she was still a companion. Plus, no one would believe what she could see here, anyway.
Kyle took out his jacket and throw it between them.
Just when the jacket was blinding Tessa vision-
"START!"
Kyle dashed ahead.
Using the distraction of his jacket, Kyle reduced the distance as fast as possible before doing a low kick at Tessa's figure. The kick connected, however, he didn't expect her to disappear like a mirage. Confused, he looked around only to see 3 Tessa in front of him. He snorted.
"[Double Team], hm..."
It seems Tessa used his diversion too and created clones with [Double Team]. Smart. It just shows how his way of thinking has been transmitted well. Oops. While he was praising her, she created more clones and have encircled him. There are now 9 clones around him. Kyle decided to stay put for now and adopted a judo-like stance, ready to counter. If Tessa was stronger he would want to get the hell out asap but he knows... He knows she isn't strong enough to use long range attack like [Confusion] on him while maintaining her clones, so the only answer is...
"Rallllltsss!"
A Ralts came at him. He smirked at the bad move. There is only one true Ralts, the rest are illusions made by after-images. Therefore.
Kyle dashed at the attacking Ralts. The Ralts made a right kick at him but Kyle just sends his hand to lightly deflect the kick. Normally, he wouldn't do something so stupid and potentially harm himself like this. But, either it's an illusion and it would disperse itself, or it's the real one and Tessa [Double Team] become useless. His hand passed through. Illusion. Instead of staying put, Kyle continued his run to the place where this illusion came from. Due to its disappearance this let out a hole in Tessa's encirclement. He would make use of it.
Making it at the border, the two Ralts at his right and left jumped at him. The probability that one of them is the real deal is high. Since he doesn't know which one it is, Kyle resolved to use a move.
You used [Quick Attack]!
White pellet like energy burst from his body.
Everything slowed down, especially the Ralts movements. Dodging the left Ralts attack, he lightly touched her body, his hand passed through. Fake, he thought. Throwing his body on the ground to dodge the second Ralts, who would most probably have gotten him if not for his speed increase, Kyle decided to kick her.
It did NOT pass through.
The Ralts spatted saliva before getting projected 5 meters away. That gotta hurts.
He followed, but his [Quick Attack] bonus ended with this attack. Because it takes a load on his stamina, Kyle decided to use it only when needed. With the Ralts on the ground, he decided a quick kick was preferable, as ground combat and strangle on a small opponent isn't very effective. Just when he lifted his leg to kick her...
A bright purple light engorged him.
"Fuck." Cursed the boy while his body froze from the psychic force. His mind was been jolted. He hated that fucking move!
[Confusion], the weaker and early version of [Psychic]. However, compared to the latter, the former, while less powerful had a very annoying thing that could make all the difference. Kyle's mind was getting jolted pretty hard but his training with Tessa bore their fruits, he escaped from getting confused. Yep, like its name, [Confusion] can makes you confused! AND IT'S VERY ANNOYING!
Using his distraction, Tessa let go of her [Confusion] and used [Double Kick] on him. He took one in the stomach an the other on the chin. If he had HP, he would be at 2/3 right now, maybe less. Getting projected a good two meters away, he willed himself to get away befor- a bright purple light enveloped him.
"OH, COME ON!" Kyle just realized that while he liked playing dirty against people, he hated them playing dirty on him. This is ridiculous. His mind jolted but he got a grip of himself, unfortunately (fortunately?), Kyle taught Tessa well. He got a [Double Kick] on the back this time. Kyle's face had an intimate contact with mother dirt. He attempted to push himself and quickly turned- a bright purple light engorged him.
...
This is ridiculous.
"Fuck you!"
You used [Glare]!
A scary face with two big, intimidating eyes, materialized behind him. The two eyes locked on Tessa and an invisible to any, but Kyle, thread shot from it and touched Tessa. She spammed and the purple light dispersed itself. Kyle used this moment to activate [Quick Attack]. As if appearing in front of her, Kyle didn't attack, no, he used another move he got at level 10.
You used [Dizzy Punch]!
Because he used another move, his [Quick Attack] ended and so did the boost.
But the momentum was still here.
The move took effect and the punch he throws started to vibrate, just looking at it made him a little sick. His attack connected with the biggest part of Tessa's body. Her head. Because of her small weight, she was propulsed away, but Kyle used another [Dizzy Punch] which grazed her.
It's ok, he just wanted the effect to pop, the damage was just a bonus.
Tessa got up but she was...woogling around...and had a stupid smile on her face. Kyle smirked.
[Dizzy Punch], a move with a chance to proc confusion, it was the same as Tessa [Confusion] but his was a physical move instead of special move. And now that Tessa got confused it will be a lot... easie-eh? What's going on?
Why do I feel so sick? His mind commented while his body started to... woogling around.
Wait, didn't Tessa have the ability {Synchronize}?
"OaH, fUck my lifuuuuu" He incorrectly says when trying to move his body to attack Tessa. Unfortunately, he felt like his body had vertical and horizontal command inverted. Oh god, it's sickening.
*Bleurghhh*
Kyle started to vomit.
Tessa was just doing circles like a drunk man, a stupid expression on her face.
Because Kyle's breakfast on the ground looked very disgusting-
*Bleurghhh*
He puked again.
Looking at this show on the sideline was a certain little girl.
"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!"
Drill-girl was confused as hell.
And done!
Jesus, I thought I would never finish.
Honestly, I started to think this chapter was cursed, each time I wanted to write, something happened, and when I decided to re-read it and correct the errors I saw...
I fell ill.
...
Nigga, cursed, I tell you.
Hope the next one wouldn't be.