CAUTION! In case those of you who haven't yet noticed, this Fic has risen to rated PG-13!
Due to the motives of the story, the K+ cannot continue the K+ rating due to language.
You have been warned.
Chappy 14: After Schoolness is ALWAYS the Bad Guy's Enterence to the Game...
er...
Parody Story
(and other random plotlines...)
The stage:
Ciel and Zero are in the middle of a sixth grade classroom, staring at each other with glares that could make the Artic seem like the Mississppi River (which isn't really that hot, you know...)... And the last planet of Pluto a summer resort...
The weapons:
Zero - With his really godmodder arsenol.
Ciel - With... nothing much.
The accustiation:
Who's fault it was...
"If YOU didn't have to go on off and see the command lazer-"
"YAH, but YOU were the one who thought of ME GOING there in the first place!"
"WHAT!"
"THAT'S RIGHT, DR. CIEL!"
"Well... THAT'S 'cause if we didn't, then something bad might have happenned!"
"NO, IT'S CAUSE WE WENT THERE THAT WE GOT IN THIS MESS!"
"WELL, IT CERTAINLY AIN'T MY FAULT!"
"YES IT IS!"
"NO ITS NOT!"
"YES IT IS!"
"YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR!"
"I AM NOT!"
"YES YOU ARE!"
"NO I AM NOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT!"
Well... we should now how this goes by now. One argues, the other yells, then one threatens, the other threatens back...
Eh, it's an -almost- endless cycle.
---
By now, it was hitting late afternoon. The rays of the sun could be seen hitting the tops of the trees, casting long shadows onto the grassy ground. Zero was just standing over a large field of flowers semi-admiring the view... Thinking, of course, what he could do tomorrow.
He glanced around, making sure that his foot was down on the solid area and making sure that he had his weight placed upon it, while his hands were holding something solid. It WAS a nice looking area, but very bland. There was nothing that interested him. The Golem was the only thing that was the highlight of the whole day. In fact, other than that...
No wait. THIS moment was the best part of the day so far. He felt WONDERFUL, overpowering...
Physically domineering.
It was bliss.
"HEY, ZERO!" yelled the voice from down below.
Zero turned his head down towards the grassy ground.
Guess who was there...
Poor little Ciel... She was trying to struggle against his weight, being squished like a bug. She was turning red and blue, kinda gasping for breath. Nah, she wasn't THAT hurt... It was pretty normal of her to act like that... AT least, in HIS point of view. His hands were stopping her hands from moving anywhere, and his other foot was resting on her head. Most of his weight was supported on the ground.
He ignored her.
"ZERO!" Ciel cried out. "Please stop it! You are hurting me!"
Please. My scanners say you are fine.
"Please Zero! For all of the times we were partners, does this mean nothing? I am in PAIN! You are probely killing my brain cells by the thousands!"
Did she have any brain cells to begin with?
"Come on, Zero! Get off of me! You weigh like a ton of metal!"
That was kinda obvious...
"Zero! It hurts!"
Of course it does. I'm squishing a nerve on purpose.
"Zero!"
Say it...
It was silent for a moment.
"あなたはけつの穴!"
(Kids, don't you DARE translate that!)
With that, Zero pushed his foot in harder. This'll teach her for saying THAT to me. Hello! I have a TRANSLATOR on me!
"AHHH! STOP! STOP! I YIELD! UNCLE! UNCLE! UNCLE!"
Finally, after one quick press down, he let her go. Quickly, like a little blur, she jumped up and pointed at Zero. You could tell Ciel was angry. No, Ciel was FURIOUS. That little red vien thing that all angry people that looked like her had was showing; her little gloved hand in a fist.
"That... was NOT nice at all!"
He sniffed, then turned around. "That was for your attempt at trying to hack into me earlier in the schoolroom..."
Ciel rose her hands up in digust. "You were trying to PIN me to a WALL and leave me there all night! I had to check what was wrong with your circuits!"
"I'm fine," he muttered.
He was thinking of ways to come up with ecapse-the-horror-old-techy-world when he saw a black car.
The black car.
It was parked slighty off to the side, trying to hide itself in the shadows. He sighed and shook his head. These people can't even park those CARS right. Why me...?
---
Ciel moved her hands around in the clockwise position, trying to bring back a circulation into her systems. It worked slightly and she also did the same thing with her head. She was lucky that she wore a helmet to protect her from harm. Otherwise it would have been more than a simple bruise upon her head...
Gesh... I was only WORRYING about him... He didn't have to go and bascilly KILL me like that. Or try to at least...
She walking down the road next to Zero, feeling the cold air bristle her insides up. For some reason, she felt VERY cold...
The black car in the distance drove closer...
カポオワ!
(Kaboow!)
シュクワ!
(Shukuw!)
衝撃!
(Crash!)
Ciel gasped as she felt her hand being tied behind her. Suddenly, she was LIFTED into the air! Everything was a blur going around! On no! What was she going to do? Hurriedly, she tried to go on ahead and struggle, but then, she was forced into the car. Something really big and heavy hit her across the head...
And...
---
Zero watched as the little black car drove away, with it speeding by faster than he would bother to estimate to guess on the speed. He srugged, then walked the other way...
---
Ah yes, the God of War and Destruction mearly went along the regularness of his way, or so he thought.
Ended up that the following morning he realized that the DenCity's FDI had alrady discovered the cynanide remains and had traced back to him.
So, he killed them.
Then, after he did that, he hurried around and left towards the park to see if there was anything to do...
Ends up that there wasn't, so he was just REALLY pissed and moved onwards, stealing some ice cream from a little cart man...
And was being chased by cops for physical assult.
After that, Zero had a nice time of "Chase the Red Blur".
He jumped over buildings, saw all of DenCity in a manner of minutes...
But he got tired of that after a while, and blew up the cop car.
So, he went off to eat some grub from the neighboring store.
It went rather well until the owners asked for money.
Zero had none, and blew them up as well.
By now, many people were aware of the "Manical Psychotic Killer of the Crimson Flower" (for mistaking his identity as a she) and were all after his blood. Many other countries were all in a panic and frezy state, trying to stop the Crimson Flower.
Zero was just having fun.
The Air Force was noted on high alert, the sirens were screaming to get the peoples attention to be careful and be warned before big bad things happened. Mass mayhem and chaos ruled. Crime hit an all rate high. Fire was everywhere. Explosions were constant. The largest of all propane tanks gave a nice, pretty explosion that was sparkly and prettyful. Windows were broken. Large ice chunks were seen around in the sun. Freak lightning storms accured. Bass was seen floating around. Grass turned dead no matter how much water was available. Little babies started to cry. Small children wet their pants. The squirrels started to hide in thier trees. Net Ops were trying to access the situation before the dam broke. Mothers lost thier husbands. Husbands moved to Electopia. Big green lazers were spotted. Most PETs went haywire. The citizens of most areas had to evacuate. Sean magically appeared back in the scene. The PETs that were haywire crashed and died!
To Zero, who was looking around at the fruits of his labor, and some of the things that were not his fault at all, mearly sat down and plopped some food in his mouth.
You can't hurt the Humans, Zero...
"WHAT THE-?" yelled Zero, surprised where the voice came from. Quickly, he spat out the food from his mouth and then looked around. Surpringly eneough, he didn't see anything...
Then, the whole world filled with smoke for a fraction of a second...
POOF!
Chappy 14 and a Half:
Author-Got-Really-Bored-and-Made-a-Half-So-Deal-With-It
Oh yah...
The Good Angel and the Bad Angel
(P.S. I warn you. PG-13! Your last warning in the story!)
You know, being stuck in your head isn't a good thing,
When you are living in a bad thing.
All is naught but dispair,
That is impossible to repair,
As the evil within leashes on tight!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jingle bells, jingles bells,
Maverick laid an egg!
Ciel lost her panty-hose,
And Weil got away, HEY!
HAHAHA
Dashing through the mush,
on a one cart open slush.
Over the corpse' we go,
killing all the way, LALALA!
Hey! That is very unconcievable,
as hurting is very contrivable
to others,
And hurts thy feelings of those,
while thee should be merely counting thy toes...
Counting my toes? What the fuck in Godd's name are you trying to say here, Whity?
Gasp! Commandment violation! Commandment violation!
Thy declareth a Commandment violation!
Well, at least I have somehting I can FUCKING violate!
'Oh look at me! I'm some pretty girl with wings and a halo and I say how Zero should protect Humans. Ohh! Just look at me! Aren't my wings so PRETTY?'
BAH! You make me sick!
What is thou doing?
Thee are giving a bad example, that simply must not be brewing!
Godd, you even speak in RYHME! Do you have ANY idea how fucking RETARDED that IS?
Cursing in the eyes of God
will only make thee odd.
And they're shitty ryhmes too.
Zero. Come on. Let's ditch the genetically deranged waco and lets go kill some more!
Thy FORBID thou to say those things in Zero's shoulder,
for those sort of things will make him smoulder,
in the firey pits of HELL!
Which would not be swell.
Yah. Well, hell SURE will be much funner with Zero around, right Zero! Zero will SO be the evil guy himself!
Who the fuck are you?
Ah! No!
NO!
Thou shall not cuss!
Less you all turn to mush!
I'm YOU. That thing's just an annoyance.
REPENT!
REPENT!
REPENT I SAY TO YOU!
'LESS YOU GO OFF AND LIVE IN A SHOE!
You were right. He does suck at ryhming.
You should see it trying to be Opra Windfree.
Thou must go to Confession!
So that thou will get out of depression!
So, what are you doing here?
Eh, nothing much. Wanna go kill stuff?
Hey. I thought that will turn me Maverick...
REPENT!
So that thou will live again without resent!
But you ALREADY killed people just TWENTY minutes ago!
No I didn't.
You didn't...
Oh! To be in a world with such people,
that live thier world on such sins!
Can thee not reaple
that thee simply cannot wins?
No, I did not.
So the killing WAS...
...
I...
I was looking for the Ciel. You know, she could have been hurt by everyone of those men, women, children, and squirrels. So I had to make sure that they could not go back and hurt her.
Squirrels?
They are dangerous creatures.
Please. What can squirrels do?
THEY'LL SUCK UP YOUR BRAINS
AND THEN SUCK AT YOUR -!
o.O
WHAT THE? Man, that is NASTY!
Do Reploids have a...
Man, don't even go there...
ALAS! Thee must repent!
Gasp! Oh no! Thou has't done a vile deed and will resent!
How about we kill it now ask questions later?
You know, that's genius.
Thanks. I AM a supercomputer, you know.
Being Zero kiss a$$.
A$$?
Yah. 'Cause too much cussing makes the words less powerful and redundent if used too often, you know.
Ah.
So, what next?
We still gotta go and look for Ciel, you know.
Good-bye cruel world!
I leave thee with a sad warning of the days to be brought upon by this evil curled!
---
And so Zero went off and enjoyed himself, destroying more stuff in Ciel's name.
But what of Ciel herself?
What about the other members of this stupid fic?
What about Local Area Network and Mainframe Computer Hub Termenial?
And the fatso and the richy?
The browny and the healer?
The innkeeper and his wife?
And,
more importantly,
the mysterious black car that was not mysterious at all?