Got plenty of reviews for the last chapter! YAY!! Got some new people to start reading and reviewing! That made me feel all warm inside!! Thank you again! For a reward: guess who comes back in this chappie? That's right: ROXAS!! I may or may not truly introduce cloak man yet! But this chap will have plenty of Roxas! I promised he would come back didn't I?!

O! for those of you who don't remember, I was supposed to be away all day last Saturday. If the weather isn't being evil, that will happen this Saturday! I may not be able to update on Saturday. Or it may come up very late at night. Depends on how dead I am. I might be able to get 2 chapters on Friday. Key word being MIGHT! Friends might come over, writers block, or the fact that I'll go to bed very early cause I have to get up at like 4:30. Evil! Just a little reminder! Are all things that may keep me from updating!

Thank you for saying that I update very fast and that I rock for it!

Disclaimer: don't own kh 1-2. own idea. Take it and you'll have to wake up at 4 in the morning and not be able to go back to sleep till night for the rest of your life!

Chapter 14: Thwaps For Perverts

"Where are we off to next?" Kairi asked Riku as they flew through the sky. They had just left The Pride Lands right after Kairi sealed the keyhole. They had been in the ship for well over and hour now and were right by a new world.

"Twilight Town." Riku said looking at the navigation system.

"Oooooo! I can see Hayner, Pence and Olette again!"

"You've been here before?!"

"Ya! Right after I escaped from the Organization. But then I got caught again."

"O well! Let's land!"

The landed the ship and everyone followed Kairi to the Usual Spot. It wasn't that long of a walk though. When they had finally got there, the place was empty.

"Well, what do we do now?" Riku asked. "Just sit here and wait till they come back?"

"Might as well. We don't want to miss them." Kairi said receiving a sigh from Riku. "At least we finally have a chance to rest. You three do look really tired. You shouldn't push yourselves so much."

"We didn't push ourselves!" Riku said. "It was Sora who did that for us! You got lucky! He just talked to you! He kicked our asses!"

"Ahuck! At least he didn't kill us." Goofy said trying to be cheerful.

"We can also use this time to figure out how to find Sora and how to stop him." Donald said.

"We're not just trying to stop him, mind you!" Riku said, sounding annoyed at the little duck. "We're also trying to save him! Or do you want my BEST FRIEND to die by our own hands?!" he emphasized the 'best friend'.

"Of course not!! Why would I want to kill Sora of all people?!" they defiantly didn't get along very well. They're both just so damn stubborn! (Riku's hotter of course! And cooler! And just plain better!)

"Well, from the way you were saying it, it sounded like you wanted to kill Sora!"

"No I didn't! I would never want to hurt Sora! You're the only one I want to hurt right now you ass!"

"What was that you stupid duck?! Least I'm not 3 feet tall!" by the way: while this is going on, Goofy and Kairi are just sitting back and talking on how they could help Sora without hurting him.

"Like it's my fault that I'm this tall!"

"Yes it is!"

"Wow! Looks like me and Aros aren't the only ones who sound like an old married couple when we argue huh?"

"WHAT THE?!?!" everyone in the room said once they looked at the door and saw Roxas standing there.

"HAHAHA! YOU GUYS SHOULD SEE YOUR FACES! AHAHAHA!"

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT OF SORA?!!?" they all shouted in unison.

"O! That's right you don't know do you? Just after Sora turned completely evil he shoved me out of his mind just after taking what was left of my nobody powers. Though, I still have the keyblade. After he shoved me out I woke up in here."

"That makes sense." Riku said. "But why haven't you tried to contact us to let us know what happened?"

"1) I did try! Kinda hard to do when you don't have any communication tools. And 2) I only woke up like 6 hours ago! I had to make sure that Sora hadn't followed, or Aros for that matter, if there were any heartless or nobodies and what I could still do. O! Don't worry! Aros is still inside Sora. So he's not gonna pop out of no where and attack you."

"….Fair enough. So, do you want to stay here or do you want to come with us and help SAVE Sora?" as he was saying the 'save' part, he glared at Donald.

"I NEVER SAID I WANTED TO KILL HIM GOD DAMNIT!" Donald replied to the glare.

"BUT YOU IMPLIED IT!" Riku shot back.

"ENOUGH!" Kairi finally getting fully annoyed with the two arguing. "I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU TWO ARGUING ALL THE TIME! YOU TWO SHOULD LEARN TO SHUT THE HELL UP! Donald: you did imply that you wanted to kill Sora! You!" she said pointing at Riku. "I may not have fought Sora physically, but I most defiantly fought him verbally and from heart to heart! And that hurts more than physically. He also DID kick me hard you know! And you!" now pointing at Roxas. "Your coming with us weather you want to or not! Now all of you, GET YOUR ASSES BACK TO THE SHIP BEFORE I KICK THEM MYSELF!!"

"YES MAIM!" they all shouted running out the door to the gummi ship. Or should I say away from the VERY pissed Kairi.

"That's what I'm talking 'bout! That's what I call leadership! HA!" she said as she herself started to leave the Usual Spot with her head held high. Geez! Talk about girl power!

Just before Kairi left the Usual Spot, she noticed a trophy was glowing. She aimed the keyblade at it and locked the world.

She walked outside and saw that the gummi ship was already in the air by the train station. Might I add that it was HIGH in the air.

"Dick heads!" she shouted as she ran as fast as she could running to the station. She got there and they were already gone.

"WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON THOSE SHIT HEADS!!"

(15 minutes later)

"Sorry Kai!" Riku said standing in the door of the ship rubbing the back of his head and laughed nervously.

THWAP! THWAP! THWAP! THWAP! THWAP! She hit them all as she got into the ship. She hit Riku twice seeing as how he was driving the damn thing!

"Ass holes!" she said as she sat down in her chair as the ship went off into orbit.

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The next world was much closer than all the others had been. The ride had only taken about 10 minutes. Though, how were they going to land?

"Is this ship water proof?" Roxas asked.

"Should be." Donald answered. "But that doesn't matter. There should be some dry land to land on." There was.

They walked around on the beach searching for somebody for about 5 minutes when Riku asked Donald and Goofy:

"Where the hell is everybody?!"

"Took you long enough to loose your temper and ask that!" Donald said pulling out his wand. He waved it in front of everybody, including himself. "Alright! Just jump on in the water!"

"HUH?!" the three teens asked. (I'm including Roxas as a teen seeing as how Sora's a teen and I assume that Roxas has been with him all his life just not released, or something.)

"Just do it!"

They all jumped into the ocean. The teens were surprised to find that they could breath, and the fact that they no longer had any feet and that they were half naked.

"DONALD! WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS TO US?!!?" Riku asked.

"We have to fit into the worlds! We don't want to medal with anything and let them know that we're from other worlds! Plus, it's fun pissing you off cause it's so damn easy!"

"What was that?!"

"WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE FIGHTING?!?!" Kairi's voice could be heard, but there was no Kairi.

"Kai?" Riku asked looking around for his life long friend. "Where are you?"

"NOT TELLING! DONALD! YOU'RE SUCH A FREAKIN PERVERT!!"

"WHAT?! WHY?!" the duck asked thoroughly confused.

"What did you do?!" Riku said getting angry thinking that the duck did something to Kairi.

"Nothing except turn myself into an octopus, Goofy into a turtle again, you Roxas and Kairi into mermen and merma… O." he finally figured out why Kairi was calling him a pervert. "I didn't mean to do that!" he shouted out so that Kairi could here, wherever she was. "That's just how all mermaids are! All the other women look like that!"

"Really?" not sure if she could trust him on that.

"Ahuck! It's true Kairi!" Goofy said, knowing that Kairi knew he wouldn't lie.

"Ok." She said as she came out from behind a rock. Instead of a blue tail like Sora, Roxas and Riku had, hers was bright pink. She had shells like Ariel across her chest that were tied in the back.

"Wow!" the nobody and the silver haired teen said. They each blushed a little, Roxas a little more so than Riku.

"You look really good Kairi." Riku said looking away, still blushing.

"Thanks!" she said in return.

She smiled as she said that and as she did, Roxas and Riku both wanted to leave this world as fast as humanly/fishly possible and never leave this place at the same time.

This was going to be a long trip in this watery paradise.

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YAY! COMEDY CHAPTER!! I had a good day today and wanted to write something that kinda reflected my mood. Plus I love my comedy chapters! O! Speaking of which, the last one I did, (ie the Where Is God chapter) my friend who had told me the story said I did the ending wrong. The kid in the closet is supposed to say to his little brother, "I must really be bad because god is missing and they think I took him!" or something on the lines of that.

Sora: Both ways are funny in a messed up way.

Angel: that's the best kind of funny!

Sora: how crazy are you?!

Angel: very! It's fun!

Sora: (backs away slowly) ok crazy lady.

Want more world ideas! and maybe some last minute name ideas! O! And to add to the comedy a little, I would like some disclaimer threat ideas! they can be weird or just plain wrong! I really don't care!

THANKS TO ALL MY REVIEWERS! You can have……nice warm donuts!

LOVE YOU ALL AND HOPE TO SEE YOU TOMORROW! -Angel