a/n: Hey. Sorry for not updating so soon. Yesterday was my last day for school. Me & Hakowa got bored in FWC so I let Hakowa do my hair & I stoled her sis's jacket shirt thing. But I'll return it in a week or so.

THANK YOU LIST!

AlbinoSeftheron - Hakowa, thanxz for the new hair style. You are now my personal hair/clothes stylist. Hailey can have her jacket thingy later next week or something like that.

Kenya - Sorry, still no idea for poor straight Hiro...

NeKO-gIrLcHaN - Thanxz a lot.

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Gay Zodiacs
Chapter 14 - Memorial Day

It was suppose to be rainy day but the weather man lied to thousands and thousands of angry people. One, they were pissed because they wanted to play in the rain. Two, they cancled all they're memorial day plans. Except for the Sohma household. Every zodiacs plus Tohru was there.

Tohru: (putting the food down on the picnic table) Ahh... It's such a nice day today!

Shigure: (watching the news) That's... weird...

Reporter from tv: And other news... A pterydactal (a/n: not sure if that's how you spell it) has been sighted and it's headed straight for Tokyo. Be careful and watch out for it. If you see it, call this number. (number flashes on the screen)

Yuki: (walks in) What is it?

Shigure: Something bout a pterydactal.

Kyo: (eating a rice ball) Probably just a hoax.

Tohru: Hopefully it won't spoil our memorial day plans... (knock on door) I'll get it! (opens the door. Haru, Isuzu, Hiro, Kisa, Hatori, Ayame, Ritsu, Kagura,Kureno, and Momiji all came in)

Ritsu: (freaks out) I'M SO SORRY THAT I'M LATE! I HOPE I DIDN'T OFFEND YOU FOR MY LATENESS! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! SSSSOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY! I SHALL BE PUNISHED FOR BEING LATE!

Tohru: (sweat drop) It's ok. Really.

Momiji: TOHRU!

Tohru: Oh! Momiji-kun! (they go and fix the food and stuff with Kisa, Isuzu, and Kagura)

Ayame: Ahh! The decoration is all wrong! Someone should put a stop to allthis! I shall fix it at once! (starts redecorating the place)

Shigure: Ummm... Aaya... you don't have to redecorate my house...

Aaya: But I have to, Shigure!

Shigure: (sweat drops) Ok... Just don't break my house.

Yuki: Hatori! Why the hell did you bring Ayame!

Hatori: I didn't. The bastard followed me.

Yuki: Then make him leave!

Hatori: Already tried. Nothing worked.

Haru: Hiro, you do know that you're the only one that's not gay yet, right?

Hiro: What if I don't wanna be gay? What then?

Haru:You'll be gay eventually...

Tohru: (comes back in) Picnic is ready! Everybody can eat now!

Kyo: Yes! Food! I'll eat more food than that damn rat, Yuki!

Yuki: You wish, stupid cat. (the two start eating like hell)

Everyone started to eat and enjoy each other's company. Suddenly, white stuff fell on Kyo's head. It started to trickle down his clothes.

Kyo: What the hell! What is this!

Momiji: Ewww! Kyo you smell! (holding his nose)

Shigure: (shocked) Well... um... Just look up... (shakingly points upward)

Everyone looked up and saw this huge pterydactal staring at them.

Ritsu: I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! IT HAS TO BE ALL MY FAULT THAT'S IT'S HERE! I'M SOOORRY! (cries)

Kisa: It's ok, Ristu.

Pterydactal: (shrieks and grabs Hiro and flies away)

Aaya: (comes to join everyone at the picnic) I'm finally done with the redesigning!

Kureno: I can't believe that just happened...

Tohru: Will Hiro-san be able to come back...?

Haru: Probably not.

Kyo: Who cares? (continues eating)

Aaya: Shigure! You must come and look at your new fabulous house! (drags Shigure inside)

Shigure: Oh my God... What the hell did you do! (doesn't like the new make over)

Reporter on tv: The pterydactal that has been spotted has appareantly eating all the straight people living in Japan. Right now the pterydactal is carrying away a small boy. (shows a clip of Hiro) And other news...

Hatori: (turns the tv off) Well... That was something.

a/n:

Short I know. Who cares? well, R&R!

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