Alien oneshots part 2
Techanubian, Alice
Alice's Appearance: A tall woman with an hourglass figure, green skin, red eyes, a D cup chest and wide ass, short silver hair that is curled near the ends, wearing a tight black and gold suit that covered all but her face, black gloves with red buttons on each palm, dark gold high heel boots, and has several large tubes on her back that connected to a small gold back with the number seven on it.
Universe: Omniverse
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-Bellwood, Undertown-
"I truly believe you should try this food Ben, it has quite the spicy taste to it."
"And I told you I'll pass, it's literally looking right at me and I prefer my food NOT to do that." Ben said while grimacing from the 'hot dog' shaped squid that shot pink ink into the sky with every bite. "Really what is that stuff?!"
"Saturnian squid. A delicacy in several nebulas."
"And a danger to my stomach." He groaned while turning green and almost puked. "Ugh."
As Rook kept on eating, Ben noticed Thunderpig right behind them and pointed at him.
"YOU! I shall end you for eating my father!"
He groaned before getting an idea. "Are you sure? Because if I ate him, what's stopping me from eating you here and now?"
"Um…..good point." He gulped before running away. "THUNDERPIG AWAY!"
"Ben, DID you ever do that?" asked Rook.
"Honestly? I have no idea. To me it feels like he's just trying to vent and blame anyone he can. I mean I'm pretty sure I'd remember eating that much pork."
"So you did not eat a Boarbatusksapian?"
"No, I mean look at him. He's huge, and my mouth isn't that big." He sweatdropped before noticing a very familiar weapon seller walking by while holding a white case in his right hand. "Rook, look, something's up."
He looked as the inspector walked off. "Yes, a former Techadon Master. I believe the specie is called Techanubian."
"Wait, they're a species?"
"That they are."
"Huh, didn't know." He admitted while the Techanubian turned a corner. "We should follow him, I've got a hunch he's off to sell something illegal to someone willing to pay big bucks."
Rook nodded as they ran after the Techanubian.
(In a small warehouse)
The Inspector looked around while the many criminal aliens muttered to themselves about the case and its price. "Has everyone gathered here?"
"Just get on with it." Said a Galvanic Mechamorph with a frown.
He frowned slightly before opening the case. "Within this case, the most advanced weapon in the known galaxy. Even stronger then the insignificant omnitrix and its sibling, the ultimatrix."
They looked and saw a large orange gauntlet with the number '13' on it as well as a large red core like container in the center of the gauntlet.
"This is the Locustrix, the most powerful teleportation based weapon currently in existence." He said while picking it up. "One turn, and the owner will be transported through space itself to their destination, be it a planet or another plane of existence. With two turns, the Locustrix can produce a pseudo black hole capable of destroying a small nation. And with three turns, well, it's only a prototype and that function is still unstable."
"How big of a nation we talking? I wanna make sure it can actually take out a lot of problems." spoke up an Incursian.
"About the size of the biggest nation on this planet." He said. "Which is India."
"That sounds great." spoke an Tetramand with a missing third arm. "But what is the third function?"
"Nothing you should be considered about." He waved off. "Now the initial price range is about fifty thousand credits."
"I'll give you sixty thousand."
"Eighty thousand."
"One million."
"Two million!"
This went on as the Techanubian smirked while petting the Locustrix like a cat.
'This creation will be the stepping stone to more orders in the future. Once I mass produce it, the whole universe will see that those inferior Galvans are nothing compared to what we can create.' He thought while cackling like a madman.
Only for a Vaxasaurian to fall from the ceiling and caused a tiny earthquake within the building.
"Time to end this party!" he roared out making the aliens turn while Rook jumped down beside him.
"By order of the Plumbers, any and all illegal weapon sales must stop. All of you will come with us for questioning."
They looked at them before charging at them like an angry mob.
Only for Humungousaur to tail swipe them into a wall.
The Techadon Master frowned before pulling out a blaster and closed the case as he took off running and blasted at them.
"I'll follow him!" The hero called to Rook before chasing after the Techanubian. "You take care of these guys."
"I shall do my best."
(With the Techanubian)
Bam bam!
"Get back here!"
"I shall not!" he called back while blasting at Humungousaur.
The alien ran at him before tackling him into a wall, causing the case to go flying a few feet as the Locustrix came out of it.
"Gah!"
"You won't be selling that...whatever it is today." He said before raising his foot up to break it.
"NO! DON'T-"
SMASH!
The Locustrix was crushed into a trillion pieces while the red orb started to get bigger and bigger before suddenly shrinking down and formed a dark purple black hole.
"You fool! You destroyed the Locustrix's red star core! You doomed the planet with a pseudo black hole!" The Techanubian yelled in horror.
"Oh….crap!" he spoke up. "I can fix this!"
"How-" he cried out before getting sucked into the black hole as the shops and stands began to warp and got pulled into the hole in space.
"Noo! I just set up shop!" cried Pakmar grabbing the ground.
Humungousaur grunted while slamming the omnitrix and turned into Atomix. "This might not work."
FLASH!
He then turned into Alien X, but it was short lived as he got sucked into the black hole at the exact moment of the transformation.
(Inside the black hole)
Alien X floated, got compressed and became puddy in the gravitational force of the black hole while he tried to move but couldn't as he became confused and discombobulated from the lack of dimensions and other known forces except for gravity itself.
"Ahhhhh!" He cried out while trying to find a way OUT of the black hole.
It felt like he was being twisted and pulled around in every direction. And that was the mild pain.
He kept on screaming before seeing a tear in the black hole and used his powers to will himself out of the hole while destroying it in the process.
(Elsewhere)
-Unknown location-
And went face first onto a muddy street as the watch timed out from the intense conditions within the black hole.
"Ow…" he groaned out while feeling like he fell from a building. "That hurt….so much…."
As he got up, he looked up and saw….five orange moons over a dark yellow sky with smog covering the horizon while blocking out a bright yellow sun. He blinked and wiped the mud his face before looking around and saw he was in some empty street with numerous metal buildings lining the sides.
Each building was laced with silver or iron and looked similar to a electric tower, except for the large chimneys billowing with smog and smoke. All around the street were various Techanubians, lined with rags and disheveled or mangled limbs and faces while either walking around the almost unclean streets or laying against walls and inside metal boxes.
Overall, it looked kinda disheveled and unclean as Ben looked at the ground and noticed it was made of pure platinum and iron instead of stone and dirt, despite the muddy overcoat.
"Where am I?" he muttered standing up.
"Tech?" One of the Techanubians said while grabbing the omnitrix arm. "Tech? It's tech?"
"Uh, yeah, why?"
"I have never seen tech before." He said while the omnitrix scanned him, causing the Techanubian to stumble away in fright. "Ah!"
"Techanubian sapian DNA now usable."
Ben blinked at this while recalling the first part of the alien's name and paled. "Wait...Techanubian?"
That was when he looked at the sky and slowly began to figure out where he was.
"Techadon….? Ok, that's not good." he muttered before seeing others start to walk over towards him. "Uh..hi there."
"Tech?"
"He has tech?"
"Will it buy our freedom?"
"Give us the tech."
"Please, I need to feed my family!"
Ben moved back as the Techanubians started to move closer to him. "Sorry, but I can't get rid of it like that."
"Seize him!"
WEEEEEE!
"All workers report to mining operations. The Weapon Masters command it." A voice said from a large spaceship like blimp from above the city. "Report to mining operations, all hail perfection."
"All hail perfection." They said before stumbling or limping away.
Ben was confused and looked around. "Ok, that's not creepy at all."
That was when he noticed images of thirteen figures, all in a circle, holding energy swords with the words 'Perfection is perfect' under the feet of the ninth and tenth figure on a few walls, billboards and posters made of paper thin platinum, making Ben feel like he was in a dystopian future, and not the good kinds either.
"Ok….I'm getting a Big Brother vibe from this place." he muttered before looking at the omnitrix. "I gotta get back to Earth before I get pulled into something crazy and messed up."
The only problem was that it was still timed out and well the smog was making him cough.
"This place is, cough, low on breathable air. Cough, I need to find someplace cleaner." He coughed before seeing a building with an open door, leading him to head inside and closed it. He then noticed that it was breathable and sighed in relief, only to discover a poster of a child getting covered in radiation with the caption 'Beware radiation leaks, Techadon's core is radioactive and always seeping out' on it with bright yellow script. "Oh fuck."
He looked around and tried scrolling through the watch. "I gotta transform or I'm gonna die from radiation poison."
Only for the omnitrix to not function while Ben panicked and hit it with his fist.
"Come on! Work!" he ordered. "I don't wanna die on a planet I've never been to."
FLASH!
Only for him to turn into a Techanubian with dark green eyes, a black and green suit covering his body, a slightly muscular build, some black hair that went to his shoulders, and had the omnitrix symbol on his back.
"Woah!" he jumped and looked down at himself. "Ok, this might work….I think?"
Just then a drone floated by and scanned the door. "Unidentifiable Techanubian male in range. Barcode scans negative. Hostile until proven innocent. Detain subject for branding."
"Shit!" He yelled out as the drone busted through the door.
"Detain for branding."
"W-Wait! This is a big mistake!" He yelled out before pulling out a wrench from his pocket and slammed it on the drone, breaking it. "Woah!"
"Detain…." It said before shutting off.
He sighed in relief before looking at his wrench. "I think I'm going to call you Inspector Recker." he put it away and headed out. "Ok, now to find a ship to get off this planet."
As he walked out of the house, he noticed that a large blimp was floating above him with the words 'One millionth Techanubian Weapon Master's Scientific Exposition. Grand prize a million credits and freedom from labor. Test your perfection now. Perfection is perfect.'
"Wait. If I can hijack this event I could get home." he muttered rubbing his chin. "But then I'd be turning my back to all those people who seem like they have trouble getting by on this planet." he muttered while trying to think of a plan. "And if I did go? What could I even make?"
That was when he looked at the drone and had a scientific plan in his head along with several ideas going all at once within his now intellectual mind.
"Mmmmm, if I can rewire that Branding Drone Mark-10 into a subspace collection pack with a detoxing function I could be able to win while at the same time clean the atmosphere of toxic and radiated atoms. Thus leading to a more stable planet for the Techanubian race." He said calmly and with a hint of pride. "Wow, I feel like Grey Matter, but taller and with a robotic voice."
That was when he pulled out a giant screwdriver from the pockets while instinctively typing on the right sleeve as a giant glove like hand appeared from the bag.
(Later)
Inspector Recker smirked while looking at his work, which was a large pack with several large funnels on the back and a hose attached to the right side, and picked it up. "I shall name this creation as such, the Toxic Remover. And one hundred percent Galvin proof, blasted frogs they are." he put it on and shook his head. "Note to self, don't use this guy near Azmuth."
As he walked away, he just had a thought.
'Where was the event taking place?' He thought before seeing posters talking about the event right near his left side, all saying 'Techadon Weapon Master Cathedral and Palace'. "That's logical."
The only problem was that the event was right at the center of the planet's equator, and the arrow on the map said he was at the south pole.
"I need to book it." He said before changing back to Ben, making him panic due to being in the radiated streets again. "Shit!"
He looked at the back and took a breath. "Ok, so I might have to use this sooner than I wanted."
But that was when the omnitrix flashed and turned him into Jetray.
"Ok, that's new." He muttered while a little surprised the omnitrix changed him on its own. "I hope that doesn't turn into a problem later on, but at least I can get there on time."
The alien jumped up and took flight.
(Later)
Jetray coughed while getting out of the smog as he couldn't see anything below the clouds of toxic smog. "Ok, which way is north? And cough, note to self, get this place cleaner."
As he flew, he noticed fifty blimps flying by while being controlled by either ragged Techanubians or by Techadon Robots of every size and shape, from big to small, humanoid to beastial.
"Man, this place is like a giant factory all over." He muttered before diving down and saw a quarry full of gold and platinum being mined by Techanubians, either voluntarily or by force as he had to rise back up to avoid being spotted. "Ok, that make me wish I didn't have to escape the planet, this is like ancient egypt, but worse!"
That's when a drone like the first one flew up and started scanning him before letting out a loud siren. "Aerophibian detected! Commence branding!"
He fired at it before noticing several more drones floating after him with large prong like brands.
"Brand the Aerophibian!" The drones said at once.
Jetray fired at the drones while trying to avoid the area as quickly as possible. 'Shit! I should have been more careful!'
As he got away, he noticed a large golden wall in the distance that was as wide as the Grand Canyon.
"What the?" He muttered before going over the wall and saw a massive city, similar to the one he appeared in, but with a cleaner looking architecture and flying blimp like cars flying all over the place as a gold, silver and titanium cathedral like palace was in the center of the city, floating over the ground by thirteen large anti gravity generators under it like a large floating island.
In a sense, WAY better than the last city, but still covered in smog and dust.
"Something tells me this is where all the real money goes to." He muttered before looking at the invention. "Hopefully this will get me outta this place."
(At the cathedral)
Jetray changed back to Ben as he landed near a large garbage can shaped building, making him panic again. "Ok, I can NOT get spotted like myself here. Otherwise I'm gonna end up on a dissecting table before I can make a break for it."
He fiddled with the omnitrix before turning into Inspector Recker. "Ok, time to inspire my peers." He looked over a corner and saw several well dressed and semi healthy Techanubians with inventions walking into the cathedral, which was guarded by giant robots with massive machine guns the size of a bus. "Oh….fuck."
He gulped and tried to breathe deeply. "It's alright, I look like any other Techanubian, I just have to casually walk inside and go from there."
(At the line)
The robots made sure that the contestants weren't 'imperfect' as they kept the guns aimed to their bodies, that was until a strange Techanubian walked by them. "State name and occupations."
"Inspector Recker and I am a advocate of clean energy." He pointed to his invention. "And this is the Toxic Remover, capable of removing radiated and toxic atoms from the air, thus eliminating the constant pollution of our fine planet of Techadon."
The two robots kept their eyes on him before moving them away. "Proceed."
He walked inside while noticing it was covered in various inventions of every description, that and pickled Galvins in glass jars. He grimaced a little while walking down a hallway full of gold statues of Techanubians, all covered in armor or holding vials in their hands, with the plaque being labeled 'Weapon Masters of the long history of Techadon' under each one. "These guys must be celebrities around here, still a pain in the butt to me."
As he walked down the hall, he also noticed a large tapestry of Azmuth, a younger one that is, leading a rebellion against what looked like armored Techanubians with the plaque reading 'Techanubian and Galvan Wars. The dreaded day in Techanubian history. Lives lost, two percent of the population of the 10 AG (After Galvans)'.
"Oh boy." 'DEFINITELY don't be Grey Matter while on here.'
That was when the group made it to a circular room with a marble floor decorated with various science based technology while the walls were made of pure sapphire and rubies. Near the top of the ceiling and walls were large mosaic windows with the words 'Perfection is perfect' on it, as near the back wall were thirteen large thrones made of platinum with the numbers one through thirteen on the base of each one.
However, the thrones were empty at the moment as the number thirteen throne was currently unoccupied and had a piece of silver paper that read 'To be debated'.
'Guess I know who I have to impress, I just hope they don't notice the omnitrix.' He thought while waiting for the Weapon Masters to arrive.
(Two LONG hours later)
Inspector Recker grumbled while currently surprised that his omnitrix wasn't trying to time out right now. 'Out of all the times and places to keep me in one form it had to be on one that would kill me as soon as they knew I'm really human."
That was when a group of Techanubians, wearing similar outfits to Inspector 13, but with different colors, accessories, large decorative swords on their right hips, and had masks in the shape of a number such as one, appeared from a dark blue transportation device and right on the thrones. They looked at the group before saying. "Welcome to the one millionth Techanubian Weapon Master's Scientific Exposition. Perfection is perfect."
"Perfection is perfect." The other Techanubians said while saluting with their right hands raised outwards.
Inspector Recker quickly followed while seeing them spread out.
"Present your findings." said one with the number four on their right shoulder and a large claw like left arm. "And we, the Techadon Weapon Masters, shall judge their worth."
"Fail." another one with a number eight on their waist and had two long tentacles of gold on their back. "And to the core you go, to mine for all time in the muck and radiation this great planet provides to us Techanubians."
"So be prepared for our judgment." spoke one with the number two on their leg while having two metallic crab claws attached to their neck that snapped a little.
"And pray to the gods of metal and steel." Spoke one with a number ten on their face with a spider like lower body and draconic like wings made of pure gold coming from their back. "That you won't forget your freedom just to bore us. Especially you, Techanubian in green."
'Shit! Why did ten have to spot me?!' He thought before noticing that the master wasn't looking at him, but at another one with a green cloak and a large blaster in place of a right leg. '...oh.'
"We will sit here and let you come up one at a time to try and get our approval." Spoke one with the number one on their left shoulder while looking normal, except for the missing face that was replaced with a mixture of bone and metal shards near the jaw and robotic red eyes made of ruby. "Now begin."
The inventors started to move around while Inspector Recker felt nervous.
'I'm going to die, but maybe the Toxic Remover will please them….I hope.' He thought while seeing one of the Techanubians holding out a twig with a string attached to it.
"T-This is the Human Tracker 98 and it can….find humans?"
All the Weapon Masters narrowed their eyes before pushing a button on their thrones with a red light flashing over the seats.
The unfortunate Techanubian looked up before screaming as the floor above them came down and-
SQUASH!
Killed him instantly.
"Next." All twelve said at once.
Inspector Recker gulped while seeing the next one go up while a robot walked next to it.
"This, my esteemed Weapon Masters, is the Tetramand Destroyer, capable of infuriating the Tetramands society and use their own barbaric culture against them. It has-"
"Does it have a female variant?" asked one of the masters with a eleven on the right side of their face and had a breathing tube near the mouth that connected to their sides.
"Um….no."
"Then you are a aaaah! Fool. The females are more deadly than the males, especially that barbaric princess Looma that ripped out my aaaaaah! Lungs when she was only a child." They weezed in pain.
'Wow, if I make it out of here alive, I should give her props.' Inspector Recker thought before the Techanubian got sent flying out of the room by a spring locked floor panel.
"Next." The Weapon Masters said at once.
One of the Techanubians gulped while pulling out a small silver hilt that lit up when he pressed a red button, revealing a red blade. "This is the Energy Sword, by using plasma this blade has the potential to destroy any substance."
"The earthlings." said one of the masters with a twelve on their left leg and had a cannon on their back. "Have a weapon for their primitive 'movies', they called it a Lightsaber. Meaning you have plagiarized someone else's work, a capital crime punishable by death."
"N-No please no!" He said before the Weapon Masters pressed a button and caused a giant guillotine made of flames to fall from the ceiling, cutting him in half.
"Next." They said again in one voice.
(Many 'failures' later)
'This is like a horror movie….but with more blood.' Inspector Recker thought with a gulp.
"Next."
The alien gulped while looking around, only to see that he was the only one left. 'Oh no!'
"Next." they spoke at once with Inspector Recker trying to steel his nerves.
"Ahem." He coughed. "Um….hello gentlemen."
"And woman." said number twelve while pointing to number seven, who for some reason was covered in shadows and was unable to be perceived by the nervous alien.
"And lady." Inspector Recker coughed while holding the invention out. "Have you ever wanted a cleaner sky? Less radiation? Well this is for you, I call it, the Toxic Remover. Capable of converting radiation, smog, carbon monoxide and other greenhouse gases into safer and more ecologically friendly substances like oxygen. Just point the nozzle towards a spot, and it will convert that unclean substance into a breathable and atomically safe material."
"...and?"
"Well that's it." He gulped. "I mean it's not a weapon per say, but it can revolutionize the way we Techanubians can breath and work without dying constantly from smog and radiation. Think about it, we are a superior species yet the toads have a planet with clean air, I propose manufacturing more advanced Toxic Removers so that Techadon can be habitable and safe for the rest of the population. Increase the workers, and we increase our knowledge and technological advances to greater heights."
"Hmmm, this one raises some good points."
"Agreed." Spoke a master with a three on its face and had no legs, but a drill like lower body. "Techadon has been killing off the lower class for far too long. And with all our drones, we have not been able to stabilize the core for millions of years."
'Yes, they are growing interested.'
"However." One said with the number five on their left hand and looked almost normal except for the massive tesla coils on their back. "The market requires weapons of war, not medical or anti greenhouse emission technology, no matter how profitable it might be."
"But tell me, what good will more weapons of war be if we do not have enough Techanubians to help maintain them? Techadon robots can only go so far without overstepping their limitations." spoke up Inspector Recker quickly. "And consider this, you could use this to help gain a stronger footing in the lower recesses of the citizens who are not as technologically inclined as you. If the world is more easier to live, it might inspire them to try harder and come up with ways of warfare yet to be done."
"Bah." Number two laughed coldly. "The lower and uneducated are nothing more then cattle to us. They are nothing compared to the elite and us, the Weapon Masters of Techadon."
"Besides." spoke Number Four. "If we gave them the technology, they will rise up and overthrow us, just like the slimy second rate Galvins and our former spy master, Azmuth the Treacherous."
The others nodded in agreement at the alien's name while Inspector Recker looked a little annoyed but tried to keep his cool.
'They are stubborn.' He thought.
"As for this Toxic Remover." spoke Number One while moving his jaw. "It is a noble effort, not enough for a change at this current moment, but enough for you to win the prize."
'Yes!'
"But there is another option." The master spoke pointing to the thirteenth throne. "You can stay as our new Thirteen Weapon's Master. For the last one has failed many times to the earthling, Benjamin Kirby Tennyson. The scourge of Techadon."
'Oh the irony.'
"Now." said the number seventh master from the shadows in what seemed to be a very young voice. "Choose, money or a seat at the highest position in Techanubian society."
"I will go with the seat." he spoke up without thinking.
"Good choice." said Number Ten. "Your initiation ceremony will be in 0100 hours. Don't be late. Also, Number Seven, you will show him to his chambers."
"Why me?"
"To make sure he doesn't run away. Like the last one." They spoke with a sinister chuckle. "Oh that one had such promise, till he ran away like a little bitch. He he he."
Inspector Recker gulped while feeling like that person was seriously unhinged. 'Note to self, avoid him.'
The other masters suddenly vanished in a dark blue light as the seventh master was left, still hiding in the shadows of the now empty room.
"Uh...this is a great honor."
The figure kept silent while Inspector Recker gulped.
"Um...so I'm a member-"
"Not yet. You have a long ways to go before you can even consider me a colleague." They said while moving down, the shadows still covering them like a fog. "Now, come with me to your chambers."
He nodded and followed them through the doors.
(Later)
Inspector Recker kept on walking while still surprised that this Techanubian was using a umbra manipulator to keep their identity a secret, or that's what his brain is telling him that was. 'Are they so scarred they feel self conscious? Compared to the others what could be worse?'
"In here." They said while opening a door, one completely dark that is.
He blinked while looking inside as the master noticed the omnitrix symbol on his neck, but kept quiet. He slowly stepped inside while getting on guard, more so that is.
"Tell me, what is your trade?" They asked the alien while Inspector Recker looked for a lightswitch.
"Um….I'm a dabbler of a lot of things."
"Like?"
"Chemistry."
They raised an eyebrow while moving their hand towards the omnitrix symbol. "Do not worry, radiation can not permeate this room."
FLASH!
"Human." They said while returning the Techanubian back to the form of Ben himself.
Ben blinked and jumped back before looking down. "Oh! Uh...it's a miracle! I...you're not buying this, are you?"
"No." They said before punching him in the face, knocking him out, as they turned the lights on to reveal a large laboratory with various tools on a silver table. "Now I can have some fun."
(A bit later)
"Ugh….what...hit me?" He groaned before looking around and saw he was restrained to a table while some machines were aimed at his omnitrix, which didn't help that he was also kinda suspended from the ground by gold chains.
"Me." said the seventh master from the shadows. "For a warmonger bent of humiliating the Techanubian race, you are easy to dispatch."
"And you have a good right hook." he admitted with a hiss. "Let me guess, robotic hand?"
"No." They said. "Unlike my colleagues, I made sure to avoid anything life threatening. That and I am the security and programmer of all Techanubian technology. My job is to find threats, eliminate them if possible, and do it without detection, hence my umbra manipulator."
"Your what?"
"Umbra manipulator, it cloaks my entire body with darkness, not even a Vulpimancer can detect me with this invention on. Now." They looked at Ben. "Why are you here human scum?"
"Would it be crazy to say I got here by a black hole by one of your former colleagues?"
"...no. Just illogical, for that sorry excuse of a man that is."
"Well that's what happened." He said while looking around. "So what's going to happen exactly?"
"Simple, dissect your arm from your body and deconstruction the omnitrix. Simple as that." They said while pressing some unseen buttons as the shadows started to slowly dissipate. "Then send you to the core so you can spend your bleak days mining uranium deposits."
"Aw come on. Is that any way to treat the guy who just wanted to help clean up the air?"
"It was either that or use you as a test subject."
"Testing what exactly?"
"How to create radiation based weapons on organic tissue." They said while the shadows vanished to reveal a tall woman with an hourglass figure, green skin, red eyes, a D cup chest and wide ass, short silver hair that was curled near the ends, wearing a tight black and gold suit that covered all but her face, black gloves with red buttons on each palm, dark gold high heel boots, and had several large tubes on her back that connected to a small gold back with the number seven on it. "Or in your termanology, bio-organic bombs."
"Wait...you're a girl?"
"Yes I am, Number Twelve told you before remember?" She asked with a deadpan frown.
"Right, it's just...well I'm use to seeing you guys like...nevermind." He sweatdropped while the Weapon Master walked closer to him.
"Now, uranium mines or bio-organic experimentation?" She said while Ben gulped a little.
"How about last request?"
"...possibly, within reason that is." she remarked. "Make it quick."
"Um….can I have your name and word you won't use my Toxic Remover for evil?"
"The last part of the request I can do, my name, you need to be intimate with me first."
Ben blushed before seeing her move over and type on a console.
"Your last request is filled, now be quiet, test subjects don't need to speak, but be useful." She said while grabbing a laser based tool in the form of an axe. "I hate test subjects that aren't useful."
'SHIT!' he thought as the tool moved towards his arm. 'Oh god! My arms going to come off! Ahhh!'
"Just take a deep breath and this will all be over human." Number Seven smirked.
Ben tried to struggle as best as he could. That was then he noticed the omnitrix glowing green.
"Hostile threat detected. Initiating code 00-34 Alpha Omega. DNA burst in five, four, three, two, one. Zero." It said while a massive green wave hit the area and sent the Techanubian flying into a wall while the power went out.
Click.
Click.
Ben sighed in relief before seeing the emergency lights turn on, but not the tool. "Oh boy. That was close."
"DNA burst fulfilled." The AI said. "Switching to sleep mode to recover power, expected time….forty eight hours."
"Of course you are." He said while trying get freed, but the bonds were tightly fastened to his body. "Come on, let me out of here before she gets up."
"Ugh…." she groaned while on the ground, face first.
Ben pulled against the bonds as hard as he could with a grunt. "Come on!"
"Ugh…." she groaned while getting up, but very slowly as green blood dripped from a cut to her right eye. "That….hurt…"
Ben struggled harder as she got up and rubbed her head.
But for some reason….her eyes were now a dark yellowish red and her overall expression was….different.
Like REALLY different if you looked at her closely and NOT in the dark.
'Great, now she's gonna want to cut me to itty bitty pieces.' He paled in horror as the woman moved towards his location.
"You...human." She groaned. "You….insignificant….ow. That hurts."
"Hey, it wasn't my fault. It's built like that to keep anyone from breaking or hacking into it." Ben said while noticing a lot of anger in the woman's voice.
"Oh just shut up!" She snapped before covering her mouth. "What the...how did…?"
"Wow, didn't expect that." he remarked, surprised she lost her cool.
"Just...how." She said while starting to sound shocked. "Techanubians...can't...show emotions...it's biologically….impossible!"
'The omnitrix must have done something to her.' He thought as the Techanubian started to panic and cried out in horror.
"How?! JUST HOW?!" She yelled out. "HOW?!"
"Well I COULD tell you, but…"
"What?! What is it you human scum?!" She cursed.
"I'm a bit tied up at the moment." He said with a smirk. "Plus I was going to be killed later-"
"I know! Just tell me now or I shall kill you with my bare hands…." she covered her mouth. "Oh those words are so barbaric...ahhh!"
'I guess the omnitrix fixed that robotic voice of hers.' Ben thought. 'But I might have made things worse for myself.'
"Tell me now or else."
"Um…." he looked around before saying. "I think you're emotions are being used, I mean the tone and anger suggests you might have expressions and a normal voice like the rest of the galaxy."
"..." she punched a wall with her left fist. "That accursed frog technology! I knew we should've destroyed them before YOU came along! But NO! That half brained Number Thirteen wanted to USE you! And NOW I'M ACTING LIKE A LOWLY HOMO SAPIEN!"
'Wait what? They wanted to invade the Galvins?!' he thought in shock while the woman started ranting to herself.
"Those Galvins should be exterminated! And also the humans! Especially this stupid child! I mean what human can interest one of the most esteemed Techanubians in the universe?! Especially this human's damn obsession with green! It's always green green green GREEN GREEN GREEN FUCKING GREEN!" She ranted while the cursing became most foul for Ben's sensitive ears, that and he just learned about ten million new curses in both alien and the english language.
'I wonder how much longer she'll keep going.'
(About twenty four hours later)
"And with this boy! Ugh! Just WHY the pale skin?! Why not green? Oh wait? BECAUSE HE HAS GREEN ALL OVER HIS FUCKING BODY THAT'S WHAT!" She roared out while Ben was still awake due to the loud yelling.
'I don't know how long she's been going on for, but man is it a long time!' He thought while unintentionally looking at her wide ass. 'And by god that's one big ass-what am I thinking?!'
"And another thing! Why do I have to keep him here?! Well?! Why me?! I'm a woman, not a slave! Grrrr! Now I'm REALLY PISSED OFF!" She yelled while looking ready to kill someone.
'I noticed.' He thought before seeing her turn and glare at him with hate.
"Thinking about it now, why AM I keeping you here? You aren't a good experiment, you aren't able to please a woman's body, so WHY KEEP YOU AROUND?! I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO LIKE INVENTING WEAPONS OF FUCKING WAR!"
"Uh...to be fair, YOU brought up the pleasing part." He admitted.
She moved very close to his face. "So I'm not GOOD enough?! Well?! Is that it?! I'm not MAIMED like the others so I'm LESS attractive?! WELL?!"
"Uh….what does being maimed have to do with it?"
"In the Weapon Master's creed, any one that got maimed is capable of marriage! Ugh! That makes my blood boil! And I'm only nineteen! Fucking nineteen and I'm unable to marry! FUCK IT ALL!"
"Uh...sorry to hear?" he answered, unsure how to react to that.
"You're just saying that to make me feel better, aren't you?" She frowned.
"Maybe, kinda, I don't know!" he spoke up. "I don't know how it goes with you guys, hell I didn't even ask to end up here!"
She growled before hugging a little. "I guess you are ignorant. After all, you wouldn't know that a WOMAN on my home planet is considered trash. Like you call it 'sexist', all fucking sexist."
"Woah, calm down. Look, if you got to this position, then congratulations. But you do know you're making weapons for warlords and criminals right?"
"That's the point, make weapons and keep them off our planet. Been like that for years."
"Well I get how you have to supply them when they make demands for them, but why not just use the weapons to defend yourselves only? Don't give some creep the tools he needs to enslave another planet, otherwise you're no better than them."
"Ha!" She cackled. "We did that when we were a republic, and that nearly destroyed our race! All thanks to those stupid Vladats! And I KNOW that part fool! But it's either them or us!"
"And the other Techanubians?"
"Cattle for the factories and mines, WE are the real power here, NOT THEM!"
"Do you really believe that?"
She stiffened. "..."
"Look, I'm not gonna say I know the answer, especially since my home's had to deal with crap like this before, but if you know about it and just ignore it, then it'll be like this forever and not get any better."
"..." she frowned. "When I was younger, I thought I could stop the mines, but when I got here, I learned the truth." She gripped her side. "Freedom for the lower class and women are nothing but fairytales, weapons of war and scientific discoveries are the real power that control the universe. And that is what perfection is. Perfect."
'Not that thing again! I had enough to hear with that motto!' he thought with annoyance. "So you're gonna just live like that? Just biting the bullet and baring with it?"
"What is there to trying to fight the millennia system?!" She snapped. "By letting it flow, our race will live on! Despite the hardships, we, the great Techanubian race, will be immortalized as the great thinkers of this galaxy!"
"And kill yourself in the process." Ben said bluntly. "From what I saw, if you keep this up the planet, your warped views on the people, and your creation of weapons will destroy both you, your people AND your planet! Is that what you want? To be the space equivalent of Icarus when he fell from the sky?! Well?!"
"..."
"See? You can't even come up with something back. That's proof that you see where I'm getting at." Ben said with a serious tone.
"..." she moved her hands to the clasps and unlocked them. "Go. Before-"
"Thanks." He interrupted before blurting out. "But can you come to earth as my prize for winning the science fair?"
"Wait what?!"
"You heard me." He continued to blurt out while his head screamed at him to stop talking. "I want you to join me on earth, after all, you're hot."
Her face turned a bit pink while very unsure about this human's 'proposal'.
'Why did I just ask that?!' He thought with a red face.
"..."
"Um you don't have to-"
"Alice."
"Eh?"
"It's Alice." She said with a blush. "A-And since I told you my intimate name….I-I'm legally yours under Techanubian law…..dear…."
"Wait...what?!" He blushed while Alice grabbing his right hand.
"It's the law…." she blushed. "And I shall...honor it until….your passing. Dear."
Ben jaw dropped at this while his omnitrix became fully recharged at that instant. "I...I...what?!"
Alice gave him a light kiss on the lips. "Do not...screw it up….dear."
'And my brain just left the station.'
(Elsewhere)
-On earth at the same time-
"So you didn't go into the black hole?" asked a very mad Gwen to Rook while some plumbers dragged the now contained black hole in a special container the size of a golf ball.
"No, I had to call for backup as it would make more sense than blindly following. There would have been no clear way to track us if we were on the other side of the universe."
"Well it would've helped!" She frowned. "I mean you could've just ran after him!"
Beep beep.
Rook looked at his communicator while seeing Ben's face. "Ben!"
"Um hey." He said with a sweatdrop. "I'm currently escaping Techadon in a spaceship. And um is Gwen or gramps Max there?"
"Yes I'm here!" spoke Gwen pulling the communicator over. "Ben what happened? Are you ok?"
"I got sent to Techadon, became the Thirteenth Techadon Weapon Master, got a Techanubian sapian form called Inspector Recker, made a Toxic Remover, and got captured and released by….um….you won't scream or faint if I tell you this next part, right?"
"At this point what else could you say?"
"Well, I got a wife. Number Seven in the Weapon Masters." He said with a gulp. "And she's coming to earth. She's even under my lap….and I think the omnitrix messed with her emotions or something. Um...Gwen? Still with me?"
"...uh…."
"Good, see you when we get back." He said as the communicator turned off.
"It seems that Ben was lucky." Rook commented as Gwen looked completely taken back.
"He...He's….married?!"
"It appears so."
"Oh...oh god….." she groaned while fainting on the spot.
Rook looked a Gwen while muttering. "This will end badly."