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TetrisLame: Here you go! Not to happy with this chapter though.

"Talking"

"Thinking"

"Biju/Summons Talking"

'Biju/Summons Thinking'

"~Jutsu~" Ex: "~Kage bunshin no Jutsu!~"

Chapter 14

Five days later..

The second part of the chuunin exams were over. Team 7 had barely made it in time as they had to get two new scrolls after Naruto had stolen the one they were given at the start. This had Team 7 currently very angry at him, especially Nami.

Naruto had spent the last five days inside this building in the middle of the forest, Anko was in the same building. So it doesn't take a genius to figure out what he had been doing while he was waiting for the second part to end.

In Naruto's mind he did Team 7 a favor, especially Sasuke since he doesn't have a curse mark on him. Orochimaru must have given up after his first attempt since probably all of the higher ups in konoha knows that he's around by now.

After Naruto had listened to Nami's yell off how much she hated him and that she was going to pay him back, Anko and the hokage had explained the rules for the preliminaries.

The first fight was about to be decided and the board read:

Uzumaki Naruto vs Uchiha Sasuke

The confident Sasuke turned to Nami "Sorry dobe I'll have to hurt your brother"

Nami seriously doubted Sasuke would win but she nodded since she wanted Naruto to pay, maybe Sasuke could get lucky.

"Go Sasuke-kun!" Sakura and Ino cheered.

While Sasuke walked down the stairs Naruto looked towards Anko and Yugao, Yugao who was there for protection.

"Aren't you going to cheer for me?" Naruto asked.

Yugao sweatdropped while Anko said "Don't do anything stupid"

"Stupid? Me? Pff" Naruto snorted and jumped down facing Sasuke.

Hayate coughed "Ready?"

Sasuke nodded and Naruto said nothing or made no movement at all.

"Uzumaki, ready?" Hayate tried again.

Naruto turned to Hayate "Ready for what?"

"The fight"

Naruto unsealed a sake bottle and nodded "Right.. Fight.."

Hayate gave up and started the fight "Begin!" he yelled as Sasuke took that moment to charge Naruto.

Naruto dodged a low kick from Sasuke by jumping up the air while he took a sip from his sake. He still hadn't even looked at Sasuke once. Sasuke tried a punch but Naruto put up his other hand and stopped him. Instead of looking at his opponents Naruto was checking out Kurenai, which most of the adult women took notice off.

'Should I ask her out after the fight?' Naruto thought while he dodged another kick.

"Stop running away" Sasuke said and then continued "Are you not man enough to fight me?"

Naruto ignored Sasuke and mumbled something.

"What was that?" Sasuke asked.

Naruto glared at him "I said I'll ask her out after I win this shit"

Sasuke sweatdropped "What..?"

'What do you think fox?'

'Kill him'

'I'll get in trouble..'

'Then humiliate him'

'I don't want to show off too much, don't need people bothering me about my techniques'

'Just imagine that he's Natsu"

'Okay..'

"Pinky" Naruto glared at Sasuke.

"Huh?" Sasuke asked confused.

Naruto created five hundred clones of himself "~Tajü Kage Bunshin No Jutsu~"

Then all five hundred of his clones and himself targeted Sasuke with different kinds of Jutsu.

~Füton: Renkudan!~

~Katon: Gokakyu no Jutsu~

~Katon: Karyü endan~

~Füton: Daitoppa~

The Jutsu's combined causing a huge explosion where Sasuke was and a big fire afterwards. There was no way Sasuke could have survived that without any help.

It turned out Kakashi had saved Sasuke as they were now standing on the balcony with the others.

Naruto looked up towards Sasuke and Kakashi "So I win?"

Hayate nodded "Since Kakashi interfered the winner is Uzumaki Naruto"

As Naruto got up to the balcony Kakashi was glaring at him and stopped him.

"Were you trying to kill my student?" Kakashi asked in an angry tone.

Naruto shrugged "Got a problem with that?"

"We're all konoha nins" Kakashi continued.

"Fuck is your problem?" Naruto said as he continued forward then laid down the ground next to the hokage "I'm gonna sleep for a while, old man"

"Impressive fight Naruto.." Hiruzen said as he couldn't believe how much chakra Naruto possessed, or the amount of Jutsu. He had also heard the report of the others jutsu's he had used in his sleep earlier. The one that was powerful enough to destroy big parts of a forest must be something he thought. Hiruzen then remembered something important as he tried to wake up Naruto

"Hey you can't sleep here it's not safe" Hiruzen yelled.

Naruto opened his eyes "Don't worry about me, nothing can touch me"

Hiruzen sighed "I'm worried for our safety.."

"Speak sense"

"It would be a problem if you started attacking people in your sleep"

"Can't a man sleep?" Naruto asked as he stood up "Can I at least be allowed to get the fuck out of here? There is someone I have to meet"

Hiruzen nodded "See you in a month"

Naruto then said good bye to Anko and Yugao and Nami ran up to him "Where are you going?" Nami asked.

"To meet an old friend, you'll meet him soon as well" Naruto answered.

"Who is he?"

"You'll see"

Five minutes later at a Konoha bath house.

Outside of the bath house there is a white haired man sitting down and peaking into the women's bath. He was then joined by a blonde teenager sitting next to him.

"Ohoho look at those" Jiraiya said

"She sure has a pair on her" Naruto replied.

Jiraiya then took notice of Naruto and asked "Who are you, brat?"

Naruto then stood up "Well thank you for asking!" did a little dance and firecrackers exploded. Naruto had a clone transform into a toad that he stood on.

"I'm the second toad sage, hailing from mount myoboku the greatest womanizer in fire country, Uzumaki Naruto, Yo!"

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