Chapter 14: Kyuubi goes postal

Mira: Hey everyone I'm extremely sorry for not updating, i know i promised like 3 months ago that i would be updating more but then my great aunt got really sick and passed away. I was very distraught about her death since she was very close to me. I had to take some time off to go to her funeral which was in another state not to mention the emotional stress it put on me. Then when i was finally in the mood to write my chapters and update, my other great aunt got sick and had to go to the hospital. The docs said she was having issues with her heart and lungs. Everyone was worried for her health especially since the recent death of my other great aunt. But she's doing ok now which is a great relief.

Maya: It sucks getting old

MIra: it does and i hate it when my family dies because it puts alot of stress on everyone

Maya: So true

Shadow: old people get sick and die it's all a part of life

Mira: shut up! even if its slightly true, i don't want more family members that i care about to die!

Shadow: you'll get over it.

Mira: -goes postal on Shadow-

Shadow: -fights back-

Maya: -sighs- i don't know what to do with these two anymore. Anyway here's the chapter, it is short because Mira just didn't have it in her to write much for this one

Kyuubi ran towards the one who dared take his innocent little brother's first kiss. When he reached the house, he used one of his 9 tails to smash part of the wall of the house. The occupants in the house stared at the new hole that formed while trying not to get damage by the debris. Once things stopped shaking and dubbed safe, they look to see what they saw.

Temari, Iruka, Kakashi, Gaara and Kankuro saw a furious-looking fox demon with 9 tails glared down at them but Minato knew this was Kyuubi and wondered what on earth caused his oldest son to be so angry.

Kyuubi snarled and looked for his victim, which he found easily. He glared at Gaara and roared out, "YOU FUCKING WEREWOLF KISSED NARUTO!"

Minato looked at Gaara, "Is this true?" he asked.

Gaara didn't take his eyes off of the angry fox demon, "I did"

Kyuubi lunged at Gaara, "YOU SHALL DIE!"

Gaara dodged the attack and quickly transformed into his full form. He attacked Kyuubi and they both were sent outside and begun to fight.

The others watched as their Alpha and the fox demon fight each other. Iruka looked at Minato, "Why is Kyuubi so mad that our Alpha kissed Naruto?" he asked.

Minato sighed, "To us fox demons, a kiss on the lips is almost as precious as our virginity. It is to be shared only to lover and mates. It is an act of undying love for each other."

"Wow I never knew that about fox demon" Iruka said.

"We take mates very seriously" Minato said with a slight glare at nothing. "But from my observations that can't really be said about werewolves"

Iruka and the others look at Minato in shock. Temari was the one who spoke out, "Now see here we werewolves are very serious about our mates. We choose a mate and we stay with them forever. Sure maybe a kiss isn't as precious as you fox demons say it is but we still would do anything to protect and care for our mates. There have been many werewolves whom when they lost their mate, they die not long after because they couldn't live without their other half. So don't you dare say that we werewolves don't care about our mates!" she screamed out, panting slightly after her rant.

Everyone looked at Temari in surprise, never seeing this worked up before and it not being a fight. Minato was surprised too but that lasted a few seconds before he smiled.

"I'm glad you are so protective and passionate to your kind. I knew wolves were just like us fox when it came to mates, we both care about them."

Temari blinked, "then why did you say that we didn't?"

"Too see what you would say. If you didn't yell at me and defended your kind I would know that I was right and none of you werewolves would be right for Naruto but if you did than I knew that he would be in good hands with a werewolf."

"Oh…ok" Temari was puzzled by this man. She didn't know what it was but there was something about the fox demon that confused her greatly.

"HEY!" a voice cried out. Minato and the others looked and saw Naruto, Neji, Sai and Sasuke carrying an unconscious Itachi, running to them.

"Dad" Naruto yelled and jumped into his father's arms. "Where's Kyuubi-nii? We have to stop him before-" There was a loud crashing noise; everyone looked to see a huge fox demon fighting an equally huge werewolf.

"I think we came to later" Naruto said sheepishly

"You think dope" Sasuke said, throwing his unconscious brother on the ground, none to gently either. Naruto glared at Sasuke and stuck his tongue out childishly.

Sasuke looked at Naruto and winked, licking his lips seductively. Naruto 'eeped' and stuck his tongue back in his mouth and hid behind his father. Minato looked at the scene and couldn't help but chuckled softly at his son's antics. He scratched Naruto's ears which made the younger blonde relax and slightly purr.

Neji, Sasuke and Sai let out a sensual growl in response to Naruto's purr. They all wish they were the one making the blonde purr.

Minato cleared his throat and stopped scratching Naruto's ears. "Kyuubi is fighting Gaara because he heard that Gaara kissed you?" he looked sternly at Naruto.

"…Yea…" Naruto looked away from his father. "But I can explain. I didn't know that a kiss was so important to us"

Minato sighed, "It's my fault. I knew I should've told you about our mating rule and I was but I didn't want to tell you until it was closer to mating season but I guess I was too late" Minato scratched his head sheepishly.

"No shit" Kankuro muttered but everyone was able to hear.

"Oh well can't change things now" Minato said happily. Everyone except Naruto looked at the older blonde like he was insane. That's when they notice where Naruto got his personality from. The two were just alike.

"I hate the ruin this moment but has anyone noticed that the fight is no longer here" Kakashi budded in. In truth no one did notice, they looked around and wondered where the two were.

While everyone was busy talking, Kyuubi and Gaara were still fighting each other with great strength, neither backing down from the other. They ended up forcing each other away from the village as they fought. Whether this was on purpose to prevent anyone getting hurt in the crossfire or on accident is unknown.

But the group didn't think about it much about Kyuubi's and Gaara's location when a noise groaned loud. It was the sound of a hungry stomach, Naruto's exactly.

He grinned at them, "haha sorry my stomach's hungry"

Everyone laughed, "Well let's go then and get some grub" Kankuro said and walked off. The others shrugged and follow him to eat some dinner.

It was hours later before Kyuubi and Gaara ever came home; they were covered in blood and extremely exhausted. They arrived at the room and had enough strength to knock on the door. Iruka was the one who answered the door and saw the both, he gasped loudly alerting the others. They ran to the door to see the scene. Kyuubi grinned and Gaara slowly held a thumb up before both collapses to the ground. Iruka, Temari, Kakashi and Kankuro helped the two up and into the spare bedroom where they could tend to their wounds. Minato helped with the wounds since he knew some medical things.

Naruto was already asleep and Sasuke, Neji and Sai decided to sleep around the blonde. They wanted to sleep in the same bed but one there wasn't enough room and two Minato threaten to cut off their balls if they got in the same bed. For the safely of their balls they decided to just sleep nearby the blonde, after all they need their balls to fuck Naruto into the ground when he becomes their mate and make lots of babies.

Mira: -drenched in blood- So there you go Kyuubi and Gaara fought and things seem to be going ok for everyone.

Maya: uh Mira?

Mira: yes?

Maya: you know you're covered in blood right

Mira: -looks down at clothes and hands- hmm so i am...anyway i hope you all are ok with this chapter, i'm really sorry it isn't good. I just haven't been in the mood...

Maya: so we're just going to ignore that you're covered in blood?

Mira:...so to make up with this chap I added another one, this one a bit long so hopefully that will help...

Maya: i guess we are...where's Shadow?

Mira: that's for me to know and you to maybe find out, i haven't decided that yet

Maya: -.- o...k...

Mira: Review please, I love getting reviews, they make me feel better