Hey guys! I know, I know, I'm several days late but heck, this chapter is long... like... really, REALLY long... smashing my record by words of 5,774! My record was 5,230, and it included the author's note! Oh wow... anyways, I just came to term that I cannot update daily as you can clearly see so I changed my schedule that you can find on my profile! By the way, get ready for lots and lots of amazing scenes and mind-blowing things.
Everything was dark around you and you couldn't see a thing. Not even your own hands. Suddenly, lights that pointed towards the stage started flashing to life to reveal red curtains. Then, sounds of a drum were heard. Red curtains slide out of the way to reveal me standing at the center of the stage, wearing a ringmaster outfit.
"Behold the ringmaster of the show, Dragstream!" Came a sudden male mechanical voice.
Clapping and cheering was heard but you looked around and saw everyone else just looking at each other, all equally confused as no one was clapping nor cheering.
"Thank you! Thank you!" I said as I bowed before you in different directions.
"I know some of you may be confused as to what is happening but, as many might remember, or maybe not because of my long absence, we had introduced Alex previously." I said while I played with my new fake mustache that you had swear wasn't there before. Alas, you nodded in reply.
"Well! Now that she is here, we can torture her all we want!" I said once again, fist striking the air upwards and suddenly wearing a war-themed costume.
Some of the audience cheered while some others, quite a handful of them, grinned evilly. The rest just stood quietly.
"Okay, without further ado, let's get this party started!" I cheered as I snapped my fingers. Smoke filled the air, blinding your vision.
Once the smoke cleared out, and you coughed the smoke out of your lungs along with everyone, the stage was now not only occupied by one entity, but tons. A familiar female figure notably took Dragstream's previous spot, which was at the very center, out at the front; wearing some clown make-up and looked quite confused. Speaking of the twisted-minded host, he was nowhere to be seen.
Then once again, logic and physics were broken as now Alex was standing on a circle circus-themed platform and two wooden poles stood on both sides of Alex and four chains were released out of the poles, two locking her arms while the other two locked her feet.
The other entities on stage flinched, some gave her pitiful looks.
"Okay! 1eragon33 had said 'Because she has just been created and has no memories, instead of learning to survive the new world on her own force Steve and Herobrine to get along to teach her the basics.' So! Steve and Herobrine, your conquest begins!" I spoke with an epic voice of eternal epicness and awesomeness with it being a tad bit overrated.
Steve and Herobrine felt a strange force pushing them towards Alex and since it surprised Steve and he had no incredible balance power like Herobrine, he fell flat on his belly with an audible 'oof'.
"Get up, lad! If the floor can beat you, then get outta here mate!" I said with a pirate-themed voice, still out of sight.
"Can you just stop all these shenanigans?!" Etho called out to me.
"Just shaddap, this is making the show more spectacular!" I called back. Etho just slap his forehead, which means facepalm… or should've I said that the other way around?
Anyways, let's stop all these shenanigans and fourth-wall breaking along with the crazy author to reader speaking in stories which just might literally break the fifth-wall or something… I'm getting carried away. Wait, how am I speaking to you? Isn't this a story…? Hold on… I'll go ahead and fix this…
"Woah… what just happened?" Dan asked as something unexplainable made him shiver.
"Dragstream, are you messing with the story boundaries?" Ashley questioned.
"Um… I mean, this is the way I celebrate that I back so… why not?" I answered and you can already imagine be smirking when I said that.
"Anyways… um… okay, since a stage is not a place to train for survival, I'm going to teleport them into a random world filled with shenanigans... Wait, hold on, I just want to this, THE WORD OF THE DAY: SHENANIGANS!" I said.
"CAN YOU JUST STOP?!" Creeper screamed.
"Okay… Okay… cool down brah." I said.
Smoke filled air once again and cleared out to reveal Alex, Steve and Herobrine gone while Creeper repeatedly bashed him head on a wall while others just shook their head left and right.
A wide-screen television made its way down to your sight before stopping and showing Alex's training.
Alex no longer had that clown make-up on her and Steve with Herobrine was in front of her. Mountains surrounded them while trees decorated the area. They stood on flat land that was filled with lush green grass, light shone on them and gave them a fairly welcoming warmth.
"So, do you want to do it first or should I?" Steve asked Herobrine and they looked at each other.
"You go ahead." Herobrine answered and Steve just shrugged.
"Okay, Alex, the first thing you need to do is punch a tree." Steve guided.
Alex seemed to look around to take in the sight around her before rushing to a tree and punching it, making part of it crack. After a short while, it broke and shrunk before going into Alex's inventory.
"Keep on punching until you have at least three pieces of wood." Herobrine said.
Alex did so and once he did, Steve guided her to the next step.
"Craft them into four planks."
Alex was confused at first but once she saw the 2x2 grid in her inventory, she took a guess and placed one wood into a slot and out came four planks.
"Now…"
TIME SKIP CUZ THIS IS GETTING REALLY BORING!
After the furnace had cooked the eighth piece of pork, the charcoal instantly burned out.
TIME SKIP AGAIN CUZ I CAN
It was almost night time and monsters started to spawn. Moans, groans, clucking sounds of bones and hisses threaten Alex to run. Her eyes widen as she saw some zombies approaching and skeletons pulling back their bow with the arrow ready to shoot out any second now.
"Put that sword for good use and show them what you got!" Steve cheered.
Feeling a confidence boost from that, she charge towards the zombies and finished them out, dark brown blood spilling out from the damage she created. Once the horde of zombies was finished, she instantly dodged an arrow, barely making it as it stuck to the zombie she just struck. Alex charged at the two skeletons and instantly slashed her stone sword on them. One of the skeleton had broke into pieces as Alex and struck it four times and the other came next.
Suddenly, lush scenery and dark sky turned into dark figures and bright light.
"Wh-what?" Steve said confused and looked around.
"Oh." Steve exclaimed as he realized the situation he was in.
"That's enough. Now, Alex, have you feel comfortable with us?" I asked still not seen.
"W-" Alex instantly closed her mouth as her voice was hoarse, having not used her voice since the show began. Alex cleared her throat before speaking again. "Well, to Steve and Herobrine but never to you."
"Huh. Well, that's kinda good then. Because that tops it up to the second dare by this reviewer, kiss Steve and Herobrine."
"WHAT?!" The three of the victims shouted at a speaker hanging on a wall.
"Literally, do it now or I'll put you guys into the void for ten minutes." I said.
"Been there, not fun whatsoever." Herobrine said.
Steve sighed at looked at Alex, who was blushing. Steve…
SKIP CUZ I DON'T LIKE THIS! (NOT SORRY AT ALL, 1eragon33 :D)
Alex, Steve and Herobrine stood back at their spot with a notable blush on their cheeks.
"Okay… love is in the air! Um… now, to test out Alex's skill, she must fight a horde of Killer Rabbits." I announced.
Smoke covered your vision and when it cleared, Alex was gone and the television before had appeared, showing Alex on a superflat world. Suddenly thirteen Killer Rabbits spawned and started to attack her. Alex backed away before an iron sword appeared on her hand. She looked at it for a moment before smiling and slashing it at the hopping rabbits. She took some damage but alas, she had defeated all the rabbits.
Alex appeared back at the stage and the television began to rise up and disappear out of sight.
"That. Was crazy!" Alex exclaimed.
"Trust me, that wasn't even the start." Pig said suddenly before looking back down at the floor looking depressed.
"Alright! Because of a dream this reviewer had, Herobrine, Notch, Steve, Alex and all the mobs are dared to dance a conga line over a hole into the void.
"That's alright, we can just jump across the hole." Steve whispered to the others.
Smoke once again filled the building and the only person left was Ashley.
"Well! I'm alone…" She said.
The television once again slid down to appearance and showed that the others had appeared at a world made of pure bedrock and a giant 58x58 blocks hole not too far away.
Steve stared at the hole, eyes widen and mouth agape.
"You have GOT to be kidding me…" Steve said.
Notch sigh, "Should've known…"
Suddenly, all of them stood straight up and their pupils swirled in their eyes as if they were hypnotized. Those who have hands reached them out and everyone formed a line, from big to small. Then, they started to chant 'Conga, conga, conga!' as the conga danced to the giant hole. Soon, they instantly fell to the void.
"And you said if I don't kiss Alex I'll get thrown into the void but I still get thrown into the void once I did. I should've known." Steve hissed at the speaker on the wall.
"Well, if you didn't, I'd have to throw you into the void two times." I said blankly.
Steve frowned as he lost the argument.
"Alright! Sheep, how do you feel about being able to be eaten in 1.8?" I asked.
"I actually feel quite good. I mean, even without being able to be eaten, players would still kill us for wool or farm us and kept sheering us and feeding us those nasty dry grass. So basically, we were made to die and now, our death is more useful so that's good." Sheep answered.
"Okay, Steve, how much do you like adventure maps?" I questioned.
"Oh! I really, really like that! You know, they kinda train you to become more skilled and they are quite fun." Steve replied.
"AND NOW, I PRESENT YOU A HECK OF A PRANKSTER, THE ONE, THE ONLY, EMMA!" I announced loudly, so loudly that most of the audience had to cover their ears.
A girl that had emerald green eyes and hair as black as coal tied to a unicorn tail at the back. She was wearing a white tee along with a pair of blue jeans and had brown wings on her back.
"Woah! You have wings?" Alex exclaimed.
"Yup; and not only that…" Emma started.
Suddenly, Emma changed form. Her black hair turned to pale white and her once life-filled emerald green eyes changed into lifeless silver eyes and her tee changed black and now she wears white pants with black stripes as her brown wings disappeared.
"You're also a ghost?!" Alex asked, shocked.
"Yup. Also, I'm a wizard." Emma mentioned as she pulled out her willow eleven and a half inches wand to clarify that.
"Awesome…" Alex said.
Emma smirked as she moved her wand around and hypnotized Steve, making him act like a chicken. Many of the audience laughed at that, but no one could compare to Herobrine's laugh.
"Anyways, this story is already 1,950 words long so let's make it quick!" I exclaimed and everyone stared at me confused while Ashley and Notch glared at me, hands folding on their chest.
"Oops…"
We have some technical and mind-blowing difficulties, please stand by until you hear a beep noice. Sorry for the inconvenience but we do appreciate your support for this story. By the way, do people put stuffs like this in their stories? I don't know, it might just be me… Anyways, while we wait for the beep, let's unite and hum some epic music, shall we?
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"Alright, we're back from yonder and let's continue. Emma, continue the dares 1eragon33 sent please!" I said quickly, avoiding the reason.
"Okay, 1eragon33 dared everyone to watch SteveXHerobrine Torture Porn." Emma announced.
"WHAT?!" Everyone on stage except Emma shouted, Steve and Herobrine notably shouted louder than the others.
"Well… let's do it!" I said.
Smoke once again did its magic and once it cleared out, you could see that everyone on stage except Emma was tied down to a theater-themed chair and a movie rolling.
Time skip… again…
Everyone was pale and some even looked like they were going to puke. Well, everyone except Emma… and Herobrine, he seemed to semi-like it and semi-don't.
"Okay, I dare Herobrine and Steve to read Hero's Bane and Give up the Fight by BlackDragon41." Emma said.
"Oh! Oh! I read those two, well, I'm still reading Hero's Bane because it's so long and I'm a slow reader… Anyways, it was epic." I commented.
"Well, if the twisted-minded host says it's epic, it's bound to be something I wouldn't like…" Steve said.
"Oh come on, I'm not that twisted-minded… trust me, it might make you burst with feels!" I replied.
Herobrine shrugged as he took the two books from Emma, saying "Well, I guess there's nothing to lose."
During the process of Herobrine and Steve reading…
"WHY OH WHY, WHY ARE YOU SO MERCILESS YET MERCIFUL HEROBRINE! WHY!" Steve wailed.
"I know, I KNOW! I'M JUST…" Herobrine stopped to wipe some tears away.
La-da-da
"Why… why am I so miserable…" Herobrine whispered to Steve.
"I… I just feel like hugging that Herobrine… not you though… but that pitiful guy…" Steve sniffed.
Da-la-la
"WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING BACK! JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME!" Herobrine cried.
"I have such a golden heart…" Steve sniffed again.
LA-LA-LA
"WHY, WHY?!" Herobrine screamed.
"NO!" Steve shouted.
DA-DA-DA
"WHY WON'T ANYONE EXCEPT ME?!" Steve asked to no one.
"WHY AM I SO COLD-BLOODED!" Herobrine also asked to no one.
BOOM!
After they had read the two books…
"That was…" Steve started.
"Just…" Herobrine seemed to half finished.
Suddenly, the two burst into tears and hug each other, whimpering at each other's arm but after a moment, they were back to their normal selves.
"Wow… that was really dramatic and somewhat cliché." Ashley commented.
"Alright, now, everyone is dared to watch all the four seasons of My Little Pony plus the two movies." Emma said.
"But that would take so long…" Ashley said.
"No worries, I own a portable pendrive eragon sent me with my memories of watching them in it. So it'll just take about five minutes.
Time skip because I don't know how the actual process works
"Alright, that's all from me for today. Bye guys!" Emma said but pour ice water down Notch's pant before leaving the stage magically.
"Ah!" Notch yelp.
"Because I feel pity on you, let me help." I said.
Suddenly, Notch's pant wasn't wet anymore.
"There, now, tiernans asked two questions at Herobrine; what's it like being you? Do you like pie?" I said.
"Well, I'll answer the second question first, I don't like nor hate pie, I don't need food. As to the first question…" Herobrine stopped his sentence as he bit his lips, looking at the speaker on the wall to the right.
"Herobrine could make an entire story by explaining how it's like being him but… go ahead and minimize is as best as you can, Herobrine." I spoke.
"Alright. It feels like… you're the only person in this world to live. You feel so powerful, that no one can compare… I feel invincible, powerful, and have the ability to do anything. That what developed my evil drive. Then, it also makes you feel sorrow, devastated, that you are the only one in this world who is this sort of kind. It isolates you from the world and forces you to be what you aren't. My evilness that many believe came from my own personality but it is the power that I'm born with, sort of demonstrated in Hero's Bane. It's kinda like how parents want their children to be what they aren't, only that they have a way of being themselves while I don't; but at least Dragstream can give that curse a momentary lock. Well, I don't know. Being at this show is torture enough so… I don't know if it's worth it." Herobrine replied, sniffing as the story was mentioned.
Some gave aww's while some of the others had tears weld up on their eyes but once Herobrine mentioned the last part, it practically broke the ice.
"Alright! Now, I need to spawn a jeb_ sheep…" I said.
Smoke once again and filled the air. Once the smoke cleared out, a baby sheep that had its wool repeatedly change its color appeared on the center of the stage. Many awed at the cuteness of the baby rainbow sheep.
"Now, little baby sheep, brookiebear5892 asked you, why don't you drop rainbow color wool?" I asked.
"Well…" It started in a cute, high-pitched voice. "My mama told me that our wool changes colors because the name 'jeb_' uses our life energy and transfer it into a sort of DNA thing that changes color! So it passes through our body and into our wool. So, when the wool is separated from us or if our life energy is gone, then the wool will stop changing colors and be the color they used to be! I'm not sure on how our lift energy will be gone though…"
"Little sheep, you have much to learn about life… and just to help you out, here's how you lose life energy." I said.
Suddenly, a huge anvil came down towards the baby sheep and you can hear a 'squish' sound.
Everyone on the stage and many from the audience gasped as they saw blood oozing out from under the anvil while some others cheered and the rest stayed silent.
"Okay… apparently I have to name a random mob Grumm or Dinnerbone… so… I choose…" I said from the speaker.
Smoke filled the air once again and at the center of the stage was an upside down villager.
"Villager, what is it like walking upside down?" I asked.
"Hmm… Oh! Well, it feels a little sickening at first but I got used to it." The villager answered.
"Can taste blocks you walk on?" I asked again.
"Well… you know… my mouth and the block has some distance between it so… no."
"How well can you see?"
"Rather poorly. I mean, you try walking upside down."
"Alright thanks." I said before a giant hammer squished the villager and went back from where it came from: nowhere. This time, not as many gasped, rather this time, flinch.
"Now, onto Sentinent's review! Before that, let me introduce all of you to… ERIN SWANE!" I announced.
Smoke, for the hundredth time, did its magic and the stage now appeared a tan female that had long black hair clipped to the side with dark brown eyes. She was quite tall too. She wears an aqua and black colored hoodie with navy blue jeans along with red and white sneakers. Other than then, she is wearing full enchanted diamond armor and an enchanted bow was her side along with a quiver that was at her back.
"Hey guys!" Erin cheered.
"Hey Erin. Now, let's continue the interview and dares, shall we?" I said.
"We shall, and to start off with, I dare you to wear one of those really skimpy dresses with makeup and heels!" Erin said as she pointed her index finger at the speaker.
"Wait, what?! No! That'll ruin the show! I guess that dare has to be postponed." I said.
"Bu-" Erin tried to argue but was interrupted.
"No buts! Now, continue along please." I said and that made Erin frown.
"Fine. Wait… Enderman, your eyes are purple… and ender pearls are teal, how does that work?" Erin asked.
"Well, our blood is purple and our eyes are transparent. So our blood pumps towards our eyes and voila! It's purple. Then, when we die, our eyes turn teal. So, hope that helps." Enderman answered.
"Thank you. Now Dan, make out with the floor and then do twenty push-ups." Erin dared.
"Oh okay, sounds easy enough." Dan commented as he did so.
Just as started to do the push-ups, he instantly fails. This repeated for quite awhile, with Dan only doing a few push-ups successfully.
"Yup, really easy, right?" Erin said as she giggled when Dan fell, yet again.
"Okay, now the next dare; Etho, be a redstone noob and figure out how a redstone clock works." Erin dared.
"Oh no, no, no, no, no, NO! PLEASE NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Etho, who was just standing in a corner in silence, suddenly screamed, hands in a defensive position.
"Sorry dude, but we have to this." I said.
"You cold-blooded monster." Etho glared at the speaker on the wall before smoke filled the air once again.
Then your vision started clearing out, and the only thing that changed was that Etho was holding redstone.
TIME SKIP TIME, SKIP TIME SKIP :D :D :D
"Ahaha… hahaha!" Erin laughed as she saw Etho had a confused look on his face.
"Alright, I give up!" Etho quited.
The familiar blindness of smoke once again was did and now, the mess of redstone was gone.
"Now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, nerds and emos, punks and weirdos, I present to you… the epic battle of all universes, Magma Slime VS Slime!" I announced.
"The craziness of it all…" Notch noted as he rolled his eyes.
Guess what happened next? Smoke. Just the all too familiar smoke; then finally an epic battle.
Magma Slime suddenly made the first move as he jumped up to the sky and attacked Slime. Both hit each other repeatedly and the crowd goes wild. Slime was the first to separate into four smaller slimes because he got hit first but Magma Slime followed right after. This continued on for a few minutes before both separated into their final form. Both couldn't damage the other and the crowd went silent with disappointed looks.
"I guess it's a tie!" I announced and after a cloud of smoke, Magma Slime and Slime were back to they're old self.
"Yes, that was kinda lame… so! We are doing another epic battle! Wither Skeleton VS Skeleton!" I announced.
With smoke filling up the stage and then disappeared, Wither Skeleton was prepared with his sword on a fighting position and Skeleton was as prepared as his bow threatened to shoot out and knock Wither Skeleton's head away.
"Start the countdown!" I said.
A mechanical male voice like before had counted, "Three! Two! One! Go."
And there flew that intimidating arrow towards Wither Skeleton but luckily, Wither Skeleton managed to block it in time with his stone sword. Skeleton took another arrow and pulled back the string of his bow, preparing the next shot but Wither Skeleton was already charging at him. The arrow shot at Wither Skeleton's ribcage but Wither Skeleton deflected it by slashing his trusty sword at it. The crowd cheered.
Bow clashed against Sword and the bow surprisingly remained intact. Skeleton took his opportunity and kicked Wither Skeleton by the side, knocking him, kicking off the sword from him during the process. Wither Skeleton wasted no time in tripping Skeleton, making the bow fly away from his hand, um… bone. Then Wither Skeleton stood up quickly and stepped his foot on Skeleton. Now, the crowd goes wild! Erin smiled and clapped for Wither Skeleton.
"Winner!" I announced.
"Okay, now, questions. Magma Cube, is going into lava for you like going into water for us?" Erin asked.
"Oh um, pretty much. The only difference is that lava is like one hundred times warmer. Luckily, we are immune to heat." Magma Cube replied.
"Okay. Wither Skeleton, have you tried using a bow?" Erin asked once more.
"Yup, did that but I way prefer the sword." Wither Skeleton answered.
"So, Zombie Pigman, how's life in the Nether?" Erin asked.
"Oh, meh, pretty normal… but this show just changes it all…" Zombie Pigman said.
"I know right!" I suddenly said, Zombie Pigman glaring at the speaker as a reaction.
"By the way, why do baby pigman chicken jockeys suffocate so easily?" Erin questioned.
"Well, you know how hyper baby pigmen are and so are chickens… so… hyperness riding hyperness plus small size pretty much equals easy suffocation." Zombie Pigman answered.
"Alright then! Zombie, why do you try to attack villagers?" Erin asked.
"Well, call us weird but the scent of villagers attracts us to bite them…" Zombie answered awkwardly.
"I did not need to know that… why do you only sometimes pick up objects and armor?" Erin tilted her head as she asked that.
"Hey, you can't blame us. We don't have brains." Zombie replied.
"Alright. Skeleton, are you and Wither Skeleton related?" Erin questioned.
"Well. Yes… in a way. You see, skeletons that suck in too much smoke from the Nether evolves to Wither Skeletons and that's a rare sight to be honest but some Wither Skeleton were made that way." Skeleton explained.
"Steve…" Erin called out.
That made Steve hold his breath.
" You are free for this round…" Erin continued.
That made Steve release his breath and gave a small 'phew' while wiping sweat that formed on his forehead.
"But I will not be so merciful next round." Erin finished darkly, sending shivers down Steve's spine.
Erin then turned towards Wither, "When I fight you in Minecraft, you will always find a cave to get stuck in. Why is that?"
"Heh, to fight us, you need to spawn us yourself, right?"
Erin nodded.
"Well, that means a new life; and every new life is always curious on its surroundings and darkness interest us so since caves are dark, we explore them but unfortunately, we keep getting stuck because of our size." Wither explained.
"That's all for today then! Bye guys!" Erin waved as she jumped back towards the crowded audience.
"Alright! Bye Erin and hello to MLPLoverForever!" I announced.
"Okay, first question, Creeper, how do you explode again?" I asked.
"A type of blood in our system flows backwards, meaning it flows towards our heart which is basically TNT and activates it, thus exploding." Creeper answered as frank as possible.
"Alright… since I cannot make an appearance here so I'll postpone this… alright, to all Overworld mobs, survive the Nether!" I announced.
Before anything else was said, it was stopped by the smoke filling the building. After that, the wide-screen television was back and the screen showed the Overworld mobs in the Nether.
"So... hot… I think I might start to burn…" Zombie groaned.
"Really? I have a thick layer of wool around me just to add the heat and you're saying you're starting to burn?!" Sheep countered.
"Cool place... I mean, hot place… I think…" Enderman awed at the scenery of the Nether.
"So… this is where Wither Skeletons spend their whole life in…" Skeleton commented.
"This heat… it makes me want to explode!" Creeper suddenly said loudly.
"NO!" Everyone screamed at Creeper but it was too late…
The mobs spawned back at the stage and they glared at Creeper.
"Alright! Now… I'm going to have to teleport you guys to some really scary place…" I announced.
"Dear Notch is this not going to be good…" Herobrine said.
The smoke came and cleared out to reveal everybody gone, only the television showing them…
Cow franticly looked around, scared for his dear life, only seeing the grass below as everything was really, really dark.
"What is this place?!" Steve said.
"Oh no…" Ashley said.
"What is it?" Alex asked.
"This is the Creepypasta realm…" Ashley replied.
Herobrine's eyes widen.
A sudden howl was heard and they looked towards where the sound came from just to see Smile Dog chasing them.
"AH!" Everyone screamed. They ran the other way but a slender figure stopped them.
"Not. Good." Wolf said.
The slender figure suddenly disappeared and words began to form on the grass, all saying 'Wake up.' They suddenly remember the creepy dog chasing them as it barked, making their feet or what they use to move to run away as fast as they could away from it.
Suddenly, Steve screamed.
They looked around to find Steve but to no avail. He was gone.
Some gasped while some had scared looks on their faces but Herobrine just had a neutral look.
Suddenly, Jeff the Killer made his appearance, that shiny knife ready to cut through everyone's flesh.
They bolted away but Ashley, Creeper, Zombie and Enderman were just too slow and got stabbed. Smile Dog managed to catch up with them and they just kept running, this time the animals all got bit. The rake then came to appearance and yet again, they ran but one by one, their souls filled the death jar. Soon, the only ones left was Herobrine and Notch.
"Only the two of us." Notch said.
"Yup." Herobrine answered.
Suddenly, a flying figure came towards them. Because of their powers, they could see that it was Moth Man. Moth Man swooped towards them so Herobrine dodged and the Moth Man had caught Notch.
"Argh!" Notch called out before eaten alive by Moth Man. Blood stained Herobrine's shirt and a couple of flesh landed on his hair but he pained no mind, he just had to run away. Unfortunately, Slender Man teleported in front of him and choked him to death.
"I will never. NEVER. Go to that horrific place, EVER again." Steve declared.
"Consider yourself lucky that you don't have a counterpart there. I live in the Creepypasta realm." Herobrine said.
"I feel so sorry for you." Alex said.
"Alright, that's all from MLPLoverForever, now moving onto TheDeadGirlRisen and no, I will not add Israphel into the mix because I don't know who she is! Okay, first question… Notch, why do you have a beard?" I said.
"What, don't people grow beards? Or do just have beard-a-phobia?" Notch replied bluntly.
"Creeper, do you like to explode? Is it painful?" I asked.
"Well, it's basically a five second torture so it is painful… and I don't like it. It feels like someone just cut all your limbs off in one go…" Creeper answered and he shuddered from the thought of his limbs getting cut off.
"Okay! Herobrine and Enderman, if someone somehow got genetically engineered to have both your DNA, would you consider them worthy of your son or daughter?" I asked.
"WHAT?!" The two mentioned screamed.
"Okay, just who is this?" Herobrine asked.
"Nothing of your concern, no answer my question or you'll have a second visit on Creepypasta Land." I said sternly.
"Just… I don't even know… maybe?" Enderman said hesitating.
"I'll throw it to a pit of lava, freeze in on cold water before it burns, cut off its every limb and feed it to the cursed souls." Herobrine answered coldly.
"Ouch. That's harsh Herobrine… anyways, apparently, she wants to say sorry for you for that question by giving you the permission to be the god of Minecraftia for one day… Dear Father of the Five Fragments help me…" I said.
Herobrine grinned madly.
A recording after the Interview…
"NO! CURSE YOU DeadGirlRisen! FREAKING CURSE YOU! AH!" I screamed as Herobrine chased me, shooting fire balls at me while lightning kept striking me. The world around me was burning and there were explosions everywhere, mobs filling the whole area and players running around, scared.
"Notch has to be hunted down by all his creations… which is going to be fun." I said and even though you can't see me, you can sense me that I was grinning.
Smoke did its magic and the television was back, showing Notch being chased by many, many, MANY things.
"I SERIOUSLY QUESTION THE TWISTED MIND OF THIS PERSON!" Notch screamed.
"Okay… that… was just crazy." Notch commented.
"Oh dear… she dared Captainnana to jump in lava… I just forgot that he exist… so much characters to keep up with its crazy… oh no…" I said through the speaker, hesitating.
Many had confused looks except for Notch and Ashley who just shook their heads.
Yay! You're back here! I guess Dragstream messed up again… wait… I'm Dragstream, aren't I? I'm just Dragstream at another form… right? Wait… what?
Okay, this is weird. Technical Difficulties on a notice of a technical difficulty… the things that happen here are just… Well, forget we said that! Wait… we? Said? No… it should be 'I' and 'type', right…
Alright, we just wasted so much time on this ridiculous thing that everything has been fixed so just forget that I wrote this and just enjoy the story.
"Okay… Captainnana, jump in lava! Hey, that rhymed!" I said.
Smoke filled the air and for some reason, it felt like it was the first time it happened although it had happened quite a few times already as you can remember but you just shrug the thought out.
Suddenly, Captainnana was freed from his chair and he was standing on a one-block island surrounded by lava.
"Jump! Jump! Jump!" Many of the crowd plus everyone on the stage chanted.
Captainnana had no choice but to jump anyways.
"ARGH!" Captainana screamed as the lava burned at his banana peel.
Captainnana somehow respawn back on the chair and tied up again.
"I suddenly think dying is a better choice than ending up here…" Captainnana murmured to himself.
"Okay, final reviewer. Yes, your OC can be here, just put in some description. Okay, final dare of the day which is a perfect ending; everyone with hands must do the Caramell dance!" I announced.
Basically what happened was that they did it and everyone laughed. Ya. Just search it up on YouTube if you don't know what the Caramell dance is.
"Alright! This is the end of this long episode and if you want more longer episode then keep those questions and dares coming! This is Dragstream and the whole team…" I started.
"And we bid you all, farewell!" Everyone ended in unison.
Yup. Wasn't that chapter epic? I hope it makes up for my recent absence. By the way, review on how you think of the chapter, more specifically, the technical difficulties and stuff. Tell me if it humors you and want me to continue it :D On another note, every OC that is submitted into the story will be making a reappearance once the owner of the OC reviews and it'll make a special reappearance on a chapter that will be reviewing the OCs! Similar to Ashley's Interview so that'll be epic, wouldn't it? :) Just please don't spam me with random OCs or I'll cry and throw this story into the dustbin, thank you :D I guess my limit is three OCs per chapter... so ya!
PEACE :D