Perhaps Haruhi doesn't lie the princely type of man?
The kind who don't try hard at all to get people to notice them, the kind who are just too perfect.. The type that has all the girls hearts, and has everyone from middle school to college dropping dead just from a pretty wink of a crystal violet eye.
Possibly she doesn't like the type who sparkle when they talk, or how they get so offended so easily from such violently blunt comments.
She doesn't like the type who always expect attention when doing things.
He was the type who gets all the girls falling for head over heels with just a smile and a few fancy words.
He was the famous princely type.
He was the type that Haruhi wasn't interested in.
But what type does Haruhi like? If not the princely type?
She was always hanging around the twins, the little devil types, so what does that mean? she likes the inpulsiv jerks, touchy feely perverts? guys who have no sense of privacy.. And like to teas people till they cry, and lets not forget how jealous they can get only by ones chats with old friends, and depend on people way too much for their own good.
She likes guy love, and intense twincest?
She likes the isolated kind of guy's.. The type of guys who take possession of other people like their own personal puppets. . The kind who have no friends and take great pleasure in tormenting the innocent.. The kind where all you have to do is look into their eyes and automatically know what their feeling.
The ones who only open up to certain people.
The kind who act innocent but really have no innocent intentions what-so-ever.
Haruhi likes the mysterious types.. The loyal and reliable to the vary few who they say are worthy to hold the key to their stubborn secluded hearts.
Was it possible that Haruhi saw something in them that no one else could see? that she looked past all their bad reputation and foul characteristic faults, and instead just focused on their good traits?
But what were their good traits? what did she see in them that caught her so intrigued by them? What was so great about them?
There had ben a few times were the host club king had ben a little late, but he would usually get there at club the same time Kyouya would.
Though today he had other things on his mind and spent a little to long in the bathroom, and was also sent to the office to speak with his father for something, so once he finally got to the club room, Kyouya, Haruhi, Hikaru and Kaoru were already settled and doing their own things.
Kyouya was sitting on his normal chair with his beloved laptop and the little black book.. While his Haruhi was sitting on one o the longer sofas with the twins, sitting on the other sofa across the table they had between them.
Unfortunately from where Tamaki was standing, he saw Haruhi take off her blazer, and the twins were both shirtless.
Tamaki turned white.
Everyone was stripping in the host club!
"Hikaru, Kaoru!" he gasped, quickly popping up next to them, pointing an accusing finger at them. "What do you think your doing!? and why are you naked!?"
Both the twins looked over at him blankly, as if they hadn't heard what he just said. "What?" they replied casually, their eyes half lidded and bored.
"What do you mean 'what?! your half naked during club hours, that against club regulations!'" Tamaki squawked furiously, his teeth turning razor sharp, while his eyes shot daggers at the orange haired boys.
The twins rolled their eyes at the dramatic blond as they each grabbed a lie of flowers they had on the smaller table from yesterdays cosplay and threw them over their necks. "There," They said stubbornly. "Now its cosplay."
Tamaki blinked in shock and looked down at the table and noticed a bunch of cards organized in a particular fashion.
His face turned to full horror.
"A-are you," he stuttered. "Playing poker?"
The twins smirked as they looked over at Haruhi's expression and Hikaru placed another card down. "We're not playing poker boss." Kaoru assured honestly, looking at his hand, the at his brother.
Hikaru grinned evilly and glanced over towards Tamaki with his amused golden eyes and corrected him firmly. "We're just teaching Haruhi how to play strip go-fish."
"..."
Haruhi sighed and sweat dropped.
Tamaki looked over at Haruhi as if she had just betrayed him, and stabbed him in the back before she left. "You good for nothings are forcing poor innocent Haruhi to play such a corrupted game?!" Tamaki ranted. "Have you no dignity?! no restraint!?"
"Good for nothings?"
"That's a rude thing to say boss."
"Besides," Hikaru continued, throwing his hand out to show it was no big deal. "We weren't forcing Haruhi to do anything."
"Yeah," Kaoru sighed. "She totally agreed to play with us."
"H-Haruhi," The blond whined. "Is that true? your... Your playing this wretched game by choice?"
Haruhi was about to open her mouth to defend herself and explain but before he could get close to even doing so, Tamaki decided he liked talking and proceeded to complain.
Tamaki whirled his head around again and glared hard at the twins. "I knew you would corrupt her innocence you monsters, do you feel no shame towards what you do!? how could you just simply suggest something like this?!"
"Haruhi doesn't know how to play poker, so we had to come up with something more practical." Kaoru said simply, no longer paying attention as he pulled out two more cards out of his hand and placed them on the table.
"Plus with Haruhi being a commoner, we would feel bad about taking her money." Hikaru explained, crossing his leg over the other.
"So you decided to take her clothes instead!?"
"Haruhi opened her mouth to try and say something again but Tamaki was still insisting on arguing with the twins. "We'll its not like we're forcing her to take her clothes off," Hikaru twitched, "We were going to let her keep her delicates on."
"She has more on then we do anyway." Kaoru snickered, looking over at his young brunette friend, seeing that she still had her white undershirt on, and her pants.. Her shoes were the first things she took off.
He and Hikaru were playing as one person, and they both still only had their pants on and shoes.
Tamaki watched in horror as the trio continued to pass cards around an lay then down, he contemplated on grabbing the table and flipping it over, just to stop the madness.. Though it was until Kyouya spoke.
"In her defense," Kyouya pushed up his glasses and looked away from his laptop screen. "Haruhi is only doing this because they offered to pay off fifteen percent of her debt."
Tamaki blinked and whirled around to look between his best friend and the twin, to Kyouya, to Hikaru to Haoru, to Kaoru then back at Hikaru.
"SO your bribing her!" he gasped. "That's just as worse as forcing!"
"Well any less and she wouldn't play with us."
"By the way Haruhi," Kaoru smirked again, looking over at his brother, "You lost again."
Haruhi blinked confused and looked down at the table, noticing the twins had more cards down then she did, and managed to beat her at another hand, and while she still had her under shirt and pants, all she had under those where her... Unmentionables, stuff she didn't want perverted teenage boys to see.
Its a good thing Tamaki noticed this.
"No, no, no, absolutely not!" Tamaki spat. "I will not allow my daughter to expose herself anymore to perverts like you! Haruhi I want you to put your clothes back now right now, daddy wont stand for-"
Plop~
All three boys blinked as thousands of images of Haruhi in underwear right infront of them, but after hearing the sound of clothing hitting the surface of the arm of the chair, they blinked again and noticed that al she took off was her socks.
"Come on! that's cheating!"
"Socks don't count!"
Tamaki glared at the twins and grabbed a piece of rolled up news paper from Kyouya's table and whacked them both upside the head with no mercy. "Just get back to work!"
in the end, Haruhi beat the twins in the next two hands of cards and got them down to their boxers.. Making them live up to their word and paid off fifteen percent of Haruhi's 800,000,000,000,000,0000 yen debt.
