SHINKISRULE: Good morning! Or afternoon or evening or whatever time it is as you're reading this! I never announced who was next last time with Rin, so now you get to find out. Kureno! Yaaay!!
KREM: Why must you be so overly enthusiastic in these things?
SR: To keep the people entertained.
K: I thought you try to torture me to do that.
SR: That, too.
K: I'm still in pain from horse-girl's rampage.
SR: Hehe. Rin is one tough chick.
K: You trying to talk like that disturbs me.
SR: I'm sorry… I'm just trying to think of stuff to say…
K: Of course. So where's Ke—Oh, heck, I'm not gonna try to remember his name.
SR: Kureno?
K: Yeah. Where is he?
SR: I don't know… he said he'd be here by now…
K: Hence your attempts to thing of things to say?
SR: Yeah.
K: …
SR: …
K: Awkward silence… Anybody up for Chuck Norris jokes?
SR: No thank you. Did you already eat?
K: Yeah. Why?
SR: Just making sure you didn't get KFC this time.
K: He's the rooster?
SR: Yup.
K: Worry not. I despise KFC. Though I do crave fried chicken now…
SR: Let's not start that again.
K: Meh… You're no fun…
SR: ...
K: The idiot's still not here…
SR: Please respect Kureno. Who knows? You might end up liking him. You're the same animal, after all…
K: I care not. If that super-long-haired guy was the pig, then that theory is incorrect.
SR: He's the snake. Kagura is the boar and I do in fact like her.
K: Oh, yeah… She was that violent girl… Did we interview her yet?
SR: She had a cameo in Kyo's. I'm saying that's her interview. Unless the readers beg.
K: You are a slave to your audience.
SR: At least I don't try to make them slaves to me.
K: What?
SR: I don't know…
K: …
SR: …
K: …
SR: Give me back that filet o' fish! BOOP! Give me that fish! BOOP! Give me back that filet o' fish! BOOP! Give me that fish! BOOP!
K: DON'T SING THE SONG!!!!!!
SR: Sorry… I'm bored…
K: …
SR: What if it were you hanging up on this wall? If it were you in that sandwich you wouldn't be laughing at aaaall!!!!
K: SILENCE!!!!!
SR: Well I don't know how the song that doesn't end goes! The filet o' fish song is the next best thing! Then again, it's better. GIVE ME BACK THAT FILET O' FI—
K: SHUT UP.
SR: Well, what am I supposed to do?
K: Why don't we go HOME? Clearly rooster-man isn't coming.
SR: Let's just wait! I'm sure he'll be here any second!
K: I wanna go home!!!
SR: No! Listen! I think I hear him coming down the stairs!
K: It's about time!
KURENO: [from the stairwell] I'm coming!
SR: There! See? He's here!
K: Why do I have the feeling the interview's about to end anyway?*
KURENO: [from the stairwell] Ahhhhh!!!!
SR: Eep! What was that?!
KURENO: [from the stairwell] Nothing…
SR: Did you fall down the stairs, Kureno?
KURENO: [from the stairwell] No…
SR: …
KURENO: [from the stairwell] …Yes…
K: *And that's why.
SR: DARN IT! We have to end it now!
KURENO: [from the stairwell] Please call Hatori…
SR: Okay.
K: This interview's over?
SR: Yuppers. Sigh… Why does someone always have to get injured? But anyway, to hint you all as to who's up next, give us some creepy music, sound effects boy.
K: What?
SR: Just do it! Here's a kazoo! *throws kazoo at Krem*
K: sigh… *plays Phantom of the Opera theme*
SR: Guess whoooo…