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So Leah Clearwater had done a lot of crazy and strange shit in her life, but this had to be the top of the fucking cake. She was actually role playing Harry Potter during sex. She couldn't believe the things she let her best friend in the entire world talk her in to. First she had agreed to this sex without emotions thing and now she was role playing during sex. What weird thing would she allow him to talk her in to next? Knowing him as well as she did, she wouldn't put anything past her bronze haired best buddy. That is part of the reason they were friends to begin with. Both of them would try crazy shit and they were not afraid to try it together.

They had decided to use the scene where Ron has left and Harry dances with Hermione. Leah had wanted to do the part where Ron looked at the horcrux to see a fake Harry and Hermione making out like crazy, but Edward had argued that it was only a vision and not technically a scene between the pair and so they ended up doing the dancing scene. Of course they would have to add on to it, but wasn't that the whole point anyways?

Since Edward owned every Harry Potter soundtrack they actually got to use the song from the movie. The soft sounds of the song started and just like in the movie he offered his hand to her as they started spinning around the room. There was no conversation since there had not been any in the movie. So they actually danced the full length of the song and then that is where they let their combined creativity take over. It was time for them to start telling their own story.

She went to pull away from him as Hermione did in the movie, but he did not let her. It was kind of ironic that he actually had green eyes in real life. It meant that he did not have to use the weird green contacts and luckily Leah did not either. Thank god for natural eye color and all that. "He's a bloody git for leaving you behind like that, but I cannot deny what he thinks. He knows there is something between us, something so much stronger than friendship that has always been there from the very start."

Leah took a deep breath trying to hold back her laughter. She could feel her cheeks growing red from the effort of not falling to the floor in a fit of giggles. Reaching up she placed her hand against his cheek in what she figured would be a friend like Hermione thing to do. "Well you're my best friend and if he is going to be a jealous ass over it then it is his loss. Still he was not completely wrong. We are at war and there no time for any silly trivial romance Harry. I need to be looking up things in the thousands of books I manage to carry in my weird magic bag thing. I need to find a way to help keep you alive because I won't be able to go on if something happens to you."

She dramatically brought her hand to her for head as he pulled her tight against him. He let his lips hit the shell of her ear. Edward could not deny that he thought she was fucking hot in this moment. Her acting a little over the top, but then again so was his. They were being dramatic for a reason. "You have always been there for me Mione. We are at war and we could die any second. You don't know what is like to have to look over your shoulder constantly in fear that Voldermort is there waiting to kill you. If I am to die then I wish to take one good memory with me. Help me create a memory that I would never be able to forget even in death."

When he kissed her she kissed him back. The whole point of this thing was to get to the good part, but she also knew that Hermione Granger would not give in so easily and she pulled away from him and ignored his what the fuck are you doing expression. She turned so that her back was facing him and looked over her shoulder. She made sure to put on her best torn expression. "We cannot do this Harry. What if Ron comes back and sees what is going on between us? I do not want to be the reason your friendship is ruined. I know I am hard to resist, yet you must try for me. We bloody well cannot hurt him in such a way and it would hurt him."

Edward came up behind her and moved the wig away from her collarbone. He pulled the corner of her robe down so he would be able to run his fingers along the outline of her collarbone. "This may make me sound like a ponce, but I do not care if it would hurt him or not. Did he think about us when he left Hermione? Did he care that he was breaking your heart? Did he think about how his leaving would affect us? If he comes back and sees us together then he deserves it. He caused this to happen by abandoning us."

She turned around to face him and wrapped her arms around his neck. "You are the boy who lived Harry. What could you possibly see in little old me? I am nothing compared to the other girl witches you could have. I am not special in any sort of way."

"You are beautiful and I have wanted you for years." The fake Harry told her in all seriousness. He let his thumb run over her bottom lip. "When I saw you at the Yule ball I knew that you and I were meant to be. We were supposed to be together from the very start and yet Ron got in the way. He saw that I wanted you and decided he wanted you first. I let him have you because I thought it would be best for you. I thought he could make you happy and now I regret that decision more than ever."

"Oh Harry you are right!" She pressed her body against his and brought her hand up to trace the outline of his fake scar. Her laughter threatened to bubble up again and yet she managed to squash it down. She knew they had to get to the actual sex part soon or would end up dying from trying to hold in her laughter. It couldn't be healthy to hold it in for so long. "I want you more than I have wanted anything. I don't care how wrong it is. I want you make me yours!"

The usually copper haired male smiled at her over acting and grabbed her by the hips. He had enough of the actually talking and now he wanted her. He carefully threaded his fingers in the wig because he did not want to end up pulling it off. That would be a disaster in itself. He pressed his lips against hers and used his tongue to part her lips. His hands gripping at her waist as tried to get a firm grip despite the fact she wore a way to bulky robe. He groaned when she managed to pull of his robe leaving him only in his jeans and the Gryffindor tie. The wig and fake scar still there, but clothes wise he was practically out of his costume.

"My Harry, it seems that all those years of Quiddich have given you really great arms and a nice stomach as well. I always thought you were a bit of a dork with your glasses, the messy black hair, and lightning bolt scar because who honestly has a scar in the shape of a lightning bolt? Yet I have to admit that underneath all your robes you are not that bad."

Edward raised his eyebrow at her. She had to go and say something like that and since he did not like to be outdone he knew he had to say something back. He finally got her robes off and she stood there in her black lace panties and matching bra. "Well Hermione I have to say that I never thought you to have such a womanly figure beneath your robes. You always try so hard to hide to hide your curves. Also, do you tan? Your skin is a lovely mocha color."

Rolling her eyes Leah pushed him to the bed and grabbed the end of his tie. She wound it around her fist before straddling his waist. She made sure not to touch his stomach since she did not want to get thrown off the bed. Getting dropped had been painful enough. She boldly grabbed his hands and forced them to her breasts. She placed her hands on his shoulders as she started to grind down on hip. Her head was thrown back as he caressed her breasts before reaching around to undo the clasp and tossing it to the floor when he had finally managed to get it off. It became pretty clear that this would be another quick fuck.

Her green eyed best friend shot her that crooked smile as he tilted his head up so that he would be able to suckle at one of her breasts. She groaned and pressed herself down against him. Since she still had a firm grasp on his tie she yanked which accidently choked him and she immediately eased up. "Sorry."

"Don't worry about it." He assured her and went back to what he had been doing before. He ran his hands up and down the length of her thighs making sure to not accidently brush the back of her knees in any sort of way. A kick to the head being something he wanted to avoid at all costs if it were possible.

The Quilette female leaned down to kiss him which annoyed him because that took her breasts away from his mouth. He pouted for half a second and then kissed her back. He removed one of his hands from her thighs so that he would be able to slip to of his fingers under her panties. He tugged on the fabric and it tore easily beneath his strength. Leah had managed to remove his jeans and lower them down his hips. She did not bother removing them completely.

"Nice wand you have here." She smirked stroking up and down his length. She was getting ready to let him enter her when she remembered condom. "Hey Mr. Wizard if you don't have a condom then you won't be getting any at all."

The bronze haired male smirked and grabbed his fake wand off the bedside table. He twisted off the end and pulled out a condom that was hidden in like a secret compartment thing. "Look it is magic."

"Nice." Leah replied as she took the condom from him and tore the package open with her teeth. "Let's see if we can get some mischief managed. Oh and for the record, I get to be on top scar head."

TBC…

AN: I hope that you all liked this chapter. I know that I did not write all the sex, but I like how I ended it. Anyways, in the next chapter it is a flashback that shows how close Leah and Edward really are. I mean you will see what he was willing to do for her when something happens. They really are closer than peas and carrots. Let me know what you thought about this chapter. I do hope that you all liked it. It was pretty fun to write.

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