HOW TO LIVE WITH THE SEVILLES
Special Chapter 11 – Seven Deadly Munks!
Surpised? Nope? Well, I sure was surprised when I saw 6 reviews 3-4 hours after posting the previous chapter! And I decided to celebrate that, writing ANOTHER chapter today. Well, It's 4.30 am now, but still. I wrote in in less than a 12 hours span! Some of these ideas came right from „The Squeakquel", some came from my fellow readers. Reviews:
- MunkyRob – Remember, never do something if you are going to regret it... unless you are a chipmunk. Or Alvin.
- Jenna – Thanks for that 'detail'.
- AATC lover – I should be the one thanking YOU! This story is nothing without people actually reading it. And thanks for the details. However, I don't quite get this part."...and pretends to pee on HER like a dog" Pee on who? Brittany? Or you just meant she just acts like a peeing dog?
- AnayaEmily19 – Well, thanks. I will review, I have some time tonight. If not tonight, I'd do it tomorrow night. ( Yeah, I don't sleep a night. From midnight to 7.00 am I'm super busy. I stopped sleeping at night few weeks ago and I DON'T regret it. ) About Corey... I wasn't sure if I should type that affair between Ki and Corey. ( Man, learn to speak about yourself in FIRST PERSON! ) Okay, that affair between ME ( I'm relieved... ) and Corey. I still have some doubts... but I guess it seems okay for you. That's what really matters.
- Lulu308 – Sorry about the floor, can't do much about it. I have like, 2.69 $ on my account. No joke.
I made a small mistake in the previous chapter. There are SEVEN new OC in this chapter, not five. Hence the name of this chapter. Sorry for the confusion.
Oh also, I will go back to the previous chapters and fix all the grammar errors... ( That's what you get when you are a grammar nazi, like me... ) I will also change the formatting a little. ( I'm kinda perfectionist... yeah I know, Brittany is rubbing off on me... but is this a bad thing? I don't think so. )
RULE No. 201 – Theodore is STILL afraid of eagles.
Theodore: I'm not!
Simon: Theo... being scared of eagles isn't a bad thing.
Theodore: … Really?
Toby: Of course not! You know, eagles eat small animals like chi-
Theodore: AAAAAAA! * Runs away. *
Simon: Toby, you asshole!
RULE No. 202 – Toby, stop adding -ish to everything.
Alvin: How did you like this comedy Toby?
Toby: It was funny...ish.
Alvin: Asshole!
RULE No. 203 – Ryan, try to hurt one more chipmunk in your life and I will... * The following content had to be censored due to it's content. *
Ryan: And what will you do? Bite me?
Xander: Besides, there are 3 of us now.
Jeremy: You rat have no chance.
Xander: Look, that green rat is coming!
Theodore: M-m-me?
Ki: Don't think abou it Ryan.
Jeremy: Hey rat. * Grabs Theodore. *
Theodore: Let me go!
Ki: Now you went TOO far. * Aura appears around his body, scaring the hell out of the jocks. *
Ryan: What the hell?!
Ki: NOW, YOU WILL SUFFER! * 30 minutes later, after much tortures... *
Ryan: Mommy... I want to go home...
Alvin: Why his voice is so high pitched now? He sounds almost like us!
Lucas: Don't tell me...
Ki: Ryan has to forget about having children in the future...
Alvin: OH. MY. GOD! That had to hurt.
Theodore: Thanks Ki... though I'm terrified of you now.
Ki: Don't worry, I won't hurt you. You are to kawaii for that.
Theodore: What does it mean? Lu-
Lucas: I'm not telling. Google it.
RULE No. 204 – The Chipettes have a strange liking for penthouses...
Ki: Believe me.
Alvin: You think so?
Ki: Just ask Britt if she wants to live in a penthouse. You will get your answer.
Alvin: Okay. * Five minutes later. * I will kill you!
Ki: Let me guess... Brittany wants you to buy her a penthouse?
Alvin: H-
Ki: It's written all over your face.
RULE No. 205 - If Nicole has nightmares because of the movies Alvin was watching, Tom will know who did it.
Tom: Are you okay?
Nicole: Yes... I just had a nightmare.
Tom: Let me guess...
Nicole: Yes.
Tom: AALLLVVVIIIINNN!
Alvin: What does he want now?
Simon: You should stop asking questions and start running.
Alvin: Thanks. I almost forgot.
Simon: * Facepalms. *
RULE No. 206 - Brittany's new rival?
Dave: Brittany, I already told you. I'm not going to buy you a skirt for 500 $!
Brittany: But Dave, it's 50% off! I'll never see a chance like this again!
Dave: Whatever. If you want it, buy it for your own money.
Alvin: Told you Britt.
Brittany: Alvin...
Alvin: ?
Brittany: Alvinn... pretty please.
Alvin: No! You have already got 10,000$ yesterday! What did you do with it?
Brittany: I bought a few things...
Alvin: Nope. Besides, I have no money with me.
Brittany: L-
Lucas: No way. Just because I'm a millionaire doesn't mean I'm going to buy everyone a present each week!
Brittany: * Makes a disappointed face and gives them 'the look'. *
Alvin&Lucas&Dave: Brittany, STOP IT!
Brittany: OKAY! I want it so badly...
Stranger Chipette: Oh please, stop humilitating yourself.
Brittany: Who are you?
Stranger Chipette: I'm not as pathetic as you. I'm sure of that.
Brittany: HEY!
Alvin: Who are you to judge... wow.
Stranger Chipette: Why don't you dump her for me? I'm Elena, by the way.
Alvin: Nice to meet you.
Brittany: Alvin!
Alvin: I mean... stop annoying my girlfriend!
Elena: Why are you wasting time on her?
Alvin: She's the best, most beautiful and sexy girl I have ever met.
Elena: But now you meet ME.
Brittany: Watch out before you get hurt!
Elena: And what are you going to do?
Brittany: THIS! * They begin fighting. *
Ki: I bet you love this Alvin.
Alvin: Of course I do. Girls we're always fighting for me!
RULE No. 207 - Now, a whole rival band!
Brittany: That Elena... she's terrible.
Jeanette: She can't be that bad.
Simon: Exactly. Maybe she just seems like that.
Brittany: She's a b-
Dave: BRITTANY!
Brittany: I'm sorry... that I have to be right.
Theodore: Hey guys, we are on a picnic! Cheer up!
Eleanor: Theo's right!
Theodore: Thanks Ellie.
Eleanor: No problem.
Ki: I smell trouble...
Lucas: Huh?
Ki: Look guys?
Stranger Chipette1: I can't believe it!
Stranger Chipette2: It's really them!
Stranger Chipette3: They are OURS.
Alvin&Simon&Theodore: ?
Ki: Told you.
Lucas: Oh brother...
Stranger Chipmunk1: Let us introduce ourselves! We are The Rockettes! I'm Charlotte.
Stranger Chipmunk2: I'm Michelle.
Stranger Chipmunk3: And I'm Theodora.
Dave: Nice to meet you girls...
Alvin: Hey Dave, can we go have ice cream? Please!
Dave: Okay.
Brittany: I don't want ice cream.
Jeanette: I'm not in the mood too.
Eleanor: I'll pass this time.
Ki: I haven't eaten ice cream in a LONG time.
Lucas: Yeah. I'd like one too... let's go! * Guys leave to buy ice cream, leaving The Chipettes with The Rockettes. *
The Rockettes: Get your hands off them!
The Chipettes: What?
Charlotte: Alvin is mine!
Brittany: Oh, really!?
Michelle: Don't even think about stealing Simon from me!
Jeanette: He's not your toy!
Theodora: Leave the cute Theodore alone!
Eleanor: I won't let someone like YOU near my best friend! * They begin fighting. They finish seconds before guys arrive. *
Dave: So, what have you been girls doing?
Brittany&Charlotte: Just talking. * They glare at each other. *
Ki: Yeah, because you get bruises and cuts from talking...
RULE No. 208 - We need help.
The Chipmunks&The Chipettes: Thank you everybody!
Dave: Another great concert guys!
Ki: Yeah. It was okay... * He yawns. *
Everybody: ONLY OKAY?
Ki: You need a few news songs. I heard 'Bad Romance' millions of times already...
Masked Man: On the floor! Move! Before I ge- * He falls to the ground. *
Ki: Why do they always TALK?
Dave: Wow that was fast... what did you do to him?
Ki: You don't want to know the details... better call an ambulance and cops though.
Dave: Why ambulance?
Ki: He will bleed out in 15 minutes.
Everyone: o-0
Few days later...
Dave: Who's next? ... Mr. Okihawa. Martial Arts teacher. Fifth dan...
Ki&Lucas: * They can't stop laughing for some reason. *
Mr. Okihawa: I'm pleased to meet you Mr. Sev- WHAT ARE THOSE DEMONS DOING HERE!?
Lucas&Ki: Hi!
Mr. Okihawa: SOMEBODY CALL FOR EXORCIST!
Dave: Let me guess...
Ki: Yeah. Our teacher.
Lucas: His broken arms recovered very quickly... * They burst out laughing again. *
Dave: He was the last one. Well, I th-
Stranger Chipmunk: Excuse me. I'd like to apply.
Dave: YOU? Sorry, but we need a strong... guy for this job.
Ki: Dave, he is strong.
Dave: And how would you know that?
Ki: His aura...
Stranger Chipmunk: Oh, I see a fellow occ-
Lucas: Two. Not one.
Stranger Chipmunk: What a coincidence. I'm Luc. Luc Seville.
Dave: You are kidding... right?
Luc: Another coincidence. There are a lot of Sevilles in the U.S.A. Mr. Seville.
Dave: Just call me Dave.
Luc: Okay Dave.
Dave: Ki, Lucas, care to explain you choice?
Ki: Of course. He, just like us, has special powers.
Dave: ... That's all?
Lucas: That's ALL... you need to know.
Dave: Okay... I think I will believe you. How old are you, though?
Luc: 15 years old, to be exact.
Dave: Okay... I hire you.
Luc: YES!
RULE No. 209 - A pair of crazy like scientists... and we are done!
Alvin: We meet a lot of chipmunks lately.
Ki: And we are about to meet another pair...
Stranger Chipette: Are you sure?
Stranger Chipmunk: I was always right! EINSTEIN WAS WRONG!
Lucas: Si, I think you will have a good time with them. See ya.
Simon: Where are you two going?
Ki: We want to test out Lulu's abilities.
Lucas: He seems strong enough to be your bodyguard.
Stranger Chipmunk: Who are you?
Simon: Simon Seville.
Stranger Chipmunk: Really? I'm Robert Rex. And that's my girlfriend Chrystal.
Chrystal: Heyah.
Robert: Anyways, I'd like to talk with you.
Simon: About...?
Robert: Science of course!
Simon: Okay...
RULE No. 210 - Do not ask Robert about ANY scientific things.
Ki: He almost bored SIMON and JEANETTE to death. That's something!
Alvin: He is millions times more geeky than Simon.
Lucas: Now you feel bad...
Alvin: Yeah.
RULE No. 211 - Want to die? Disaggre with him about Quantum Physics!
Simon: I'm telling you, there is a small mistake in calculations...
Robert: I NEVER make mistakes!
Simon: Rex, chill out...
Robert: DON'T CALL ME REX! * Goes crazy. *
Simon: Legs, listen to me... RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
Alvin: Wow.
RULE No. 212 - Do not leave him and Chrystal alone either... they may get kinda 'busy'...
Ki: I'll ask them if they want to eat dinner with us. * He hears a weird sounds and turns pink. *
Dave: ?
Ki: I think they are... busy.
Dave: Busy?
Ki: 'THAT' BUSY.
Dave: WHAT!? They are too young for... 'that'.
Alvin: You mean...
Brittany: EWW!
Alvin: I'd take a quick peek... * But Ki grabs him before he does anything. *
Ki: Believe me, Rex will kill you, rip your head off and shit down your neck.
Dave: KI!
Ki: Hey, that's Duke Nukem, not me!
RULE No. 213 - DO NOT call Chrystal 'boyish' ever.
Ryan: * Scared. * W-w-what do you want now?
Ki: Me? Nothing.
Ryan: * He notices Chrystal. * What, you started dating BOYISH girls? You fell that low?
Ki: Better start praying Ryan...
Ryan: What is she gonna do?
Ki: This.
Ryan: * Girlish screams of terror as Chrystal claws at his face and... you know what ;). *
Ki: Heh. Never call her bo- I mean, never call her like this again.
Chrystal: That was a close one.
Ki: I know.
Chrystal: Your life is in danger.
Ki: I can protect myself.
Chrystal: Want to try your luck?
Ki: I'm not gonna hit a girl.
Chrystal: ... You are lucky today. JUST today.
Ki: * Thinking... * She's kinda scary...
RULE No. 214 - Do not insult Hungary. Rob and Chrystal will sell your organs to the Hungarian mafia.
Alvin: Why is that?
Robert: We are part Hungarian.
Alvin: Don't worry! I like Hungary! I LOVE IT! It's a great country!
Ki: ...How many organs you two have sold?
Robert: We are making a living out of it.
Ki: 0-0 That's... weird.
RULE No. 215 - Jeanette is bad ( or extremely good ) at gluing things.
Simon: Everybody is bad at something.
Ki: Simon.
Simon: Yeah?
Ki: By some kind of miracle, she glued TOBY to the ceiling!
Simon: ... He deserved it.
Ki: I know, but still...
Toby: Somebody help me!
RULE No. 216 - Back to Toby... never invite a girl to a date in a fast food restaurant. Wait go back. You shouldn't invite them anywhere.
Toby: I don't want to stay forever alone!
Ki: Write a song then.
Toby: Go to hell...
Ki: I've been there.
Toby: You are joking, right?
Ki: Nope.
Toby: ... MOMMY!
Ki: He's so easy to freak out...
RULE No. 217 - Let's mention Dave's dating problems now...
Ki: Terrible. Dave, you should never say that a girl has a too short skirt on a date!
Dave: But you could see everything...
Alvin: Details please?
Ki: Alvin, you perv! Go back to your lego!
RULE No. 218 - Yeah, we've built a town for ourselves from lego blocks.
Ki: Alvin had to satisfy his ego and he built himself a castle.
Simon: I've made a decent lab for myself.
Alvin: My castle is the best!
Ki: It's barely standing.
Alvin: Where is your building?
Ki: Underground. I have a bunker with food, drinks and a TV.
Simon: What the hell? How did you built that?
Ki: Lulu helped me. He's a pretty good architect.
Luc: Thanks.
RULE No. 219 - What about you, Ki?
Ki: What about what?
Brittany: When you will ask her out?
Ki: God damn it people! Drop it!
Toby: What are you talking about?
Dave: I'd like to know too.
Ki: They think I have a crush... on somebody.
Toby: WHO? So I can laugh at your choice.
Ki: I don't have a crush on her!
Toby: Wait... you are straight, right?
Ki: TOBY! DIE!
Alvin: I've stopped counting his deaths...
Dave: I stopped caring.
RULE No. 220 - Guys, you saw too much Resident Evil...
Ki: You aren't godly enough to be Wesker!
Lucas: Whatever. I'm going to be a much better Wesker than you!
Brittany: What about you Alvie?
Alvin: Don't call me Alvie... I'm going to be Chris. You can be Claire.
Brittany: She's his girlfriend?
Alvin: No, sister.
Brittany: I'M NOT GOING TO BE YOUR SISTER!
See ya soon guys. I'm getting freaked out by my POSSESSED FRIDGE. ( First of all, I'm typing this in the kitchen. Second of all, my fridge is possessed by some kind of demon or something. Seriously, every day, it does creepy sounds at night. Moaning, strange yelling, ... and farting, which happened right this night! But you know what's really funny and scary? Our previous fridge was EXACTLY THE SAME! I remember one day I was sitting with my brother in the kitchen, about 3.00 or 4.00 am was it. The next thing I hear was... cats! Seriously, I swear there we're cats locked in my fridge! They we're MEOW-ing! I think I will never use fridges again... )
Besides, I'm kinda sleepy right now. And my face hurts again. What the hell is wrong with my face these days!?
KiBoy out!