I made this one-shot because I made the Emo Stan One-Shot so I am going to make a Kyle, Tweak, Craig, Wendy, Bebe, Damien and Pip one as well. Kenny understands everyone and really cares about everyone, Its so sweet. So here is Kennys One-Shot. This One was supposed to be done before Kyle and Butters were but I got the idea to do it in pairs so next it'll be Dip(DamienXPip) then Creek(CraigXTweak) then Clybe(ClydeXBebe) then Candy(CartmanXWendy). I own nothing in this it all belongs to Trey Parker And Matt Stone.
Kenny accepted death he'd been dead loads of times. Hell he'd even made friends with Damien, the Anti-Christ while he was confined to Hell. The only thing he hated about death was how upset it made Butters. Stan and Kyle noticed and said Oh My God You Killed Kenny, You Bastards. Cartman couldn't care less and no-one in his school noticed. The only one who really noticed was Butters. So the next time Kenny died and went to Hell he spoke to Damien.. "Hey Damien why do I keep on dying?" Kenny asked as he watched Damien torture some poor imp who had done his job wrong. "I don't actually know, Dad says it's because you're special. You're sort of like me but you can be reborn time and time again where I can't." Damien replied letting the imp go with a mild burn. "Have you seen how upset it makes Butters though" Kenny said, Damien nodded then replied "I know it's because Butters really does care about you. Thats why when Pip wants to see me we always go somewhere deserted because if I died it would kill Pip. Its the same with Butters if you actually died he'd would die too." Damien walked over to where Kenny was stood then continued "You can go now, go find Butters and tell Pip to meet me where we usually meet." Kenny nodded thankful for Damien's help. "Cheers Damien." Kenny said before leaving Hell for what felt like the 25 thousand time.
Once Kenny was back on Earth he looked for Pip quickly. Spotting him with Butters near Starks pond he ran to Starks Pond. "Butters Pip" Kenny called watching as the two blond boys turned around, Butters broke into a massive grin and Pip smiled at Damien's messenger. "Pip Damien said meet him where you usually meet" Kenny said as he hugged Butters. Pip mouthed cheers and walked off to meet Damien. Kenny turned his attention to Butters who had his arms wrapped around Kenny's waist. Kenny sat down pulling Butters onto his lap and started to move the blond hair out of Butters eyes. "So what did I miss?" Kenny asked knowing it was probably nothing interesting. "Well. Stan and Kyle turned gay with each other. Tweak nearly got over his addiction to coffee. Tweak and Craig got together. Cartman nearly got hit by a car. Wendy then decided she wanted to go out with Cartman. Clyde and Bebe got back together again. And thats it." Butters said leaning against Kenny's chest. "How long was I gone?" Kenny asked still in shock that all that happened in the time he'd been gone. "Three Hours" Butters replied simply kissing Kennys cheek. "Do you want to go see Stan and Kyle. I'll stay here because they want to tell you something." Kenny nodded the one thing you missed in Hell was great friends like Butters, Kyle and Stan.
Kenny knocked on Kyle's door knowing that Stan's mum hated gays so they wouldn't be at Stan's house. Kenny heard Kyle tell Stan he'd be a minute and then he had the lock on the door click. "Hey Kyle" Kenny said as he saw Kyle. "Kenny.... your back." Kyle said stating the obvious. "No I'm a spirit coming to haunt you and Stan. Course I'm back good to see South Parks just as fucked up as it always has been. " Kenny replied sarcastically Kyle laughing and gesturing Kenny should come in. "Kyle who was it" Stan called from the kitchen "Hey Stan" Kenny said before Kyle could say anything. Stan walked out of kitchen and said "No way. Damien usually keeps you longer then three hours." Kenny smiled then replied "Not when he wants to see Pip he doesn't. He'll probably keep me longer next time to make up for it though. Butters said you have something to say to me. " Kenny sat down on the floor knowing that the sofa was perfectly comfy but he didn't feel like sitting on it. "It was more of a request really....." Stan's voice trailed off and Kyle finished what Stan started "We were wondering. If we got married would you and Butters be our best man?" Kenny nearly fell over in shock then he realised that he probably should have expected it Stan and Kyle were like that. Kenny was too shocked to speak but he nodded instead.
"Kenny... are you alright?" Butters asked Kenny when he was back at Starks pond. Kenny looked at the concerned blond smiling and said "Kyle and Stan are getting married and we're the best man." Butters had the same reaction before hugging Kenny who kissed Butters hair. Personally Kenny couldn't care about the wedding just as long as he had Butters then his life was perfect just the way it was.