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"Pirate Switch" story and characters(except jack,will,elizabeth,norrington,barbossa,and the pirates)©My Life Craves Pirates 2005-2006.thank you.
Chapter 14:jailbound…again
"WHAT?" Leah yelled. "We can't go to jail again! We just got out!"
"You BROKE out," Norrington corrected. "Which is precisely why you're going back." He had more soldiers with him than last time. All of them armed with a hefty supply of guns and swords. Norrington had his own sword drawn.
"We broke out to save Jack and Will, you numskull!" Kennie spat. "You can't kill them!"
"Oh?" Norrington said, somewhat amused. "And why not?"
"They still need to get us back to OUR world! We can't figure it out all by our lonesly selves!"
"Right," Norrington said. "Your world."
"You know Kennie," Steffie said. "You're starting to sound a lot like Jack. 'Lonsely selves'?"
"Are you sure you're not in love with him?" Leah asked, grinning.
"Quite!" Kennie said. "He's 29 years older than I am!"
"…So?" I said.
"Just shut up and let's go," Kennie groaned. We walked off of the deck and out of the harbor, following the soldiers back to the Port Royal jail.
"Jack?" Kennie said, running to catch up with him.
"Yeh?"
"I thought you were supposed to keep guard. You said you'd watch for Norrington and his men."
"I'm gonna be totally honest, luv," Jack said. "I wasn't payin' attention. I was lookin' at the pretty ships." Kennie sighed.
"I knew the harbor was a bad place to hide," Will said.
"Oh?" Kennie said. "What about you?"
"Nodded off," Jack said for him. Will scowled.
"Jerks," Kennie said under her breath.
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We arrived back in prison. Norrington decided on two to a cell. He didn't want to take any chances. So it was Kennie and Jack, Leah and Will, me and Steffie. The cell I shared with Steffie was next to Leah and Will's. Jack and Kennie's was next to Leah and Will's too.
"Aww…why did YOU get Will?" Steffie said to Leah.
"I'm special," she said, beaming.
"What, you don't like me?" I said with mock-distress.
"Aww…I'm sorry Monnie," Steffie said. She crawled back over to me and gave me a hug.
"How are you two holding up?" Will said.
"We're doing all right," Kennie answered. She and Jack were leaning against the bars closest to Will and Leah. Steffie and I did the same thing.
"…Okay…" Kennie said, cuddling up next to Jack. "So what do we do now?" Jack glanced down awkwardly at the form snuggled closely against his chest. He smiled a bit.
"Dunno," he said. "…We could break out again."
"Oh not again," I said. "They'll hang us for sure if we do."
"So what now?" Jack said. "Just let them hang me an' Will?"
"No!"
"Exactly!" Jack said. "We need to break out! NOW!"
"How?" I asked.
"How did you do it last time?" Will asked.
"Kennie ripped the bar out of the window."
"Doesn't do much now, does it?" Jack said. "They've gone and put steel plates over the windows."
"Is that dog still here?" Leah asked hopefully.
"Don't know," Jack said. "I just want to get back to my ship."
"The Black Pearl?" Kennie said.
"Yeah."
"Well all right!" she said excitedly. "Let's bust the hell out of here and get back to that pretty boat!"
"Uh…there's a catch," Jack said.
"Who cares about that? Where is it?"
"…Barbossa has it," Jack said. "That's the catch." Kennie gaped, but said nothing.
"But…I…I thought he was dead!" she said. "I thought you killed him! If Mr. Brown's dead, then this must be after you killed Barbossa! So—,"
"Kennie, luv," Jack said, cutting her off, "nothing in life goes accordingly to how you want it to. Life is different from that movie you saw. MUCH different."
"…Well this bites my ass," Kennie said, sulkily.
"So how do we get out of here?" Steffie asked. Jack and Will shrugged in reply.
"We COULD wait until the soldiers come for Jack and Will, then ambush them..." Kennie suggested.
"They have guns," Leah reminded her.
"So?" Just say we're going to give them a good-bye hug and then take them out."
"…What about weapons?" Jack said. "They're over there." He pointed to the desk across the room where Jack's effects were.
"…I still have my dagger!" Kennie said. "They never frisked me!" She pulled it out.
"Only one?" Steffie asked.
"Well, Jack SHOULD have one hidden away somewhere. Like a boot or something."
"Actually, I do," Jack said. He reached down and pulled a small dagger out from the inside of one of his boots. He passed it to Leah.
"Sooo…" I said. "Now we wait."
"Let's run through our plan one more time," Jack said. "So. The guards come and let me and Will out. Kennie and Leah come after us to give us a last good-bye hug. They use the knives to cut our binds and me and the whelp take out the guards, and we run to the docks, find a ship, and go."
"To where?" I asked. Jack thought for a moment.
"Tortuga?" he asked hopefully. We sighed.
"If we must," Kennie said. Jack hugged her closer to him. Kennie smiled drunkly, as if going to a city literally made of alcohol was worth it, as long as she was able to cuddle Jack.
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About an hour or so later, the guards came. We got ready. Kennie and Leah were armed while Steffie and I watched from the sidelines. I spotted the keys on the opposite wall.
"Will," I whispered. "On the wall." He nodded.
"I see them," he said. The guards opened Jack's and Will's cells, took them out and tied their hands behind them.
"No funny stuff, Sparrow," Norrington said. "I don't want the children part of your probable escape, or I can guarantee you that we'll be hanging them too." I looked over at Kennie and she glared at Norrington, and the look in her eyes said "I don't care."
The soldiers led Jack and Will out of the cells. Our plan sprang into action.
"Wait!" Kennie said, tucking her dagger under her sleeve. "We've had a fun run with Jack and Will, so, before you go all crazy on their asses and kill them, can we give them a last good-bye hug?" The soldiers laughed a little, and Kennie clenched her fingers.
"Calm down," Leah said, quietly.
"Well, I guess I can't see the harm," Norrington said. "Come along girls. Make it quick." Kennie and Leah walked out of the cells, jumping a little when a couple of the soldiers cocked their guns at them. Leah became a little uneasy, but the two of them wrapped their arms around Jack and Will, turning so that Norrington couldn't see their hands.
"Um…uh…g'bye Jack," Kennie said as she worked the knife on Jack's binds. "I'm really gonna miss you."
"Likewise, luv. I'm sorry I couldn't help yeh get back to yer world thingie," Jack said, and very quietly added, "…you almost done?"
"Almost," Kennie replied.
"Aww…I luv you Will!" Leah said, quickly working her knife.
"I'll miss you Leah," Will said.
"…Time's up," Norrington said. "Time to go Sparrow, Turner." Just in time. Jack and Will snapped their binds loose. They immediately used their AWESOME MANLY MIGHT to punch out the guards and Norrington. Kennie dropped the dagger and ran to the wall. She grabbed the keys and opened the cell door that held me and Steffie. Once we were free, we grabbed a couple of guns and swords (Jack, his own personal effects) and ran for the harbor…again.
So far, everything had worked out perfectly. I didn't know if we were going to make it to the harbor, but if we were caught, the guards would probably shoot and kill us on the spot. ALL of us.
We reached the harbor and Jack picked out a ship. I was surprised to see that the Interceptor was still there. But I remembered what Jack had said, and it seemed only reasonable.
So we boarded the Interceptor quickly. It took us a while to get ready to set sail. The four of us helped out a little and at LONG last…we were setting sail. For Tortuga.
End Chapter 14
yay chapter 14 of 30 something is done!I'm not sure how long it's going to be yet.probably 30 to 32 chapters.you WILL review all of them,right?yes?good.i love you guys.