John Cena & CM Punk-Something to Do
I do not really like this pairing, but it was on my list of things to write. Enjoy. :) Reviews are fluffy bunneh kittehs. :D
Punk was bored. It was three hours before the Royal Rumble, and there was nothing for him to do. He tried playing cards with the rest of the New Nexus, but that didn't go over too well. He tried scaring the divas from random dark spots, that only got him slapped and almost kicked right where the sun doesn't shine.
"Ugh!" Punk growled as he almost slammed himself into a wall.
"Something the matter, Punk?" John Cena asked from the corner. He'd been walking around almost as bored as Phil. His blood was pumping from the excitement of the day.
"Nope. Nothing's wrong, Cena." Punk shook his head.
"You sure?"
"Yes, John. I am sure." The straight edged superstar started walking away from the chain gang soldier.
"Alrighty, Punk. Whatever you say." John smirked and leaned against the wall. Silently he started counting down from five in his head. At one Phil stopped and turned back to Cena.
"Cena?"
"Yep?"
"There is something wrong." Punk turned around and sat his hands on his hips, "I am incredibly bored. I have tried everything to kick it, but I can't."
"And what would you like me to do, Phillip?" John purred.
Punk closed the gap and pressed himself against Cena's larger frame, "Make me un-bored."
"I don't think that's a word-" John started.
"Cena, do something with me before I lose my damn mind." Punk growled.
John flipped their positions, "You want me to do something, then I'll do something."
John slammed his lips against Phil's. Phil groaned and wrapped his arms around the Bostonian's meaty neck. John lifted Phil into his arms and walked them into an open locker room.
Forty-five minutes before the show CM Punk walked out of the locker room feeling very pumped and completely cured of his boredom. He flicked a look behind him and winked at John. John grinned and pulled his shirt back on. He found something to do with Punk in that locker room, and he was sure next time either one of them was bored that would be happening again.