DISCLAIMER I DO NOT OWN OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOT CLUB IN ANYWAY SHAPE OR FORM
"Check it out men!" Bonbusheru held opened his case to revile his sword, "Behold the great and might sword for the Haninozukas! Amazing, isn't it?"
"Looks nice Boss," said Habiki as he examined the sword.
"I know, oh to see the look on Haninozuka's face when he opens it!" Bonbusheru bragged, closing his case for safe keeping.
"Hey Boss, while you were out, we got a call from that Infomart for Kasanoda's take over. She wants to know when the Miss's is coming down to get the money," Habiki mentioned.
"She called? She got some of the money already?" Bonbusheru asked.
"Well, she was anxious to get rid of Kasanoda remember?" Haruhi spoke up.
"Shut-up!" Bonbusheru snapped at her, "Just go get changed into some men clothes so you can go down and get it already!"
"Right, excuse me," Haruhi said as she walked out of the room. She came to her bed room and thumbed through her closet for something of her husband's to wear, but everything he own was way too big for her.
"Oh shit, what am I going to do about this?" Haruhi asked out loud.
Just then there was a knock at the door and in walked Habiki holding a pile of clothes.
"Here, these should fit," he said handing her the pile.
"Where did you get these?" Haruhi asked.
"Don't ask," said Habiki, "Just changed into them and get going. You wouldn't want to keep the boss waiting."
"Yes, thank you," Haruhi said as she accepted the clothes and waited for Habiki to change. Soon she was standing in front of the mirror in a black blazer, white shirt, red tie, black slacks and black shoes. They all seemed to fit perfectly and she really did look like a man in them.
"Well, I guess this will work," she said to herself, "no different from the host club." She walked out of her room and headed to the front door.
"Haruhi!" Bonbusheru suddenly shouted behind her. "Where do you think you're going?!"
"I thought I was going to collect the money for you," said Haruhi.
"Not until I give you permission bitch! I want to make sure you look right!" Bonbusheru shouted as he walked over to her, grabbed her by the arm and looked her over thoroughly. "Hmm, alright, I think you look enough like a man. Who knows, maybe if you look more like a man, you'll start to think more like a man." He laughed at his own joke and hit Haruhi hard on the back, "Now you have my permission to go collect. And don't take too long! I want you home by dinner."
"Who's picking up Shibuya?" Haruhi asked.
"I will," Ken quickly volunteered.
"Fine," Bonbusheru said.
"No!" Haruhi panicked. Both men looked at her, "Uh I mean, I'm sure I can manage to go get her in time."
"Oh, don't threat about it Madam, I'll get her, it'll be fine," Ken insisted.
"Yeah so get going!" Bonbusheru ordered. He grabbed Haruhi by her arm and dragged her to the waiting car, pushing her in. "And you better come back with a good amount!"
"Right," said Haruhi. She gulped as she drove off, worrying about Shibuya. What if that sick freak Ken made her do things to him that she didn't want to?
The horror of the idea kept going through Haruhi's head as she drove to the hotel and headed to the front desk.
"I'm here for the special room?" she said.
"Right here," said the receptionist, handing her key to room 34, "Make sure to knock first just in case."
"Right," said Haruhi as she walked up the stairs. She came and tried knocking the same knock she remembered Kasanoda using before. The door opened a crack.
"Password?" asked Chiko's voice.
"Uh Tamaki is and always will be the king?" Haruhi asked.
"Bingo," Chiko confirmed as she opened the door even more for Haruhi to slip in. She looked Haruhi over.
"Not bad, you look like a pretty decent man," she said.
"Was able to pass as one for nearly three years of high school," said Haruhi.
"Well, it's not like you minded too much," said Kyoya from the table working on his computer.
"Right, sure," said Haruhi as she joined him at the table, "So what's up?"
"We were hoping you could tell us," said Ritsu as he produced a list from Hikaru and Kaoru of their suspects, "these are all the people who could be the mole."
"Moles actually," said Haruhi.
"You mean there's more than one?" Ritsu asked.
"According to Bonbusheru there could be," said Haruhi. Then she looked at Kyoya seriously, "Also, you may have a mole in your group."
"So that's who he works for," Kyoya said softly pausing in his work returning.
"Wait, you know?" Haruhi said.
"I've had my serious suspicions about a certain staff member at one of our smaller hospitals, one that we usually don't put much focus on. However, I couldn't figure out who he was working for."
"Do you have a picture of him?" Haruhi asked.
Kyoya typed a little and turned his laptop around to show a young handsome looking man with short brown hair and blue eyes. He almost looked foreign.
"He's a level one entry intern in our x-ray department. I couldn't help but feel that he's been persuading certain patients to give him more money. And now I'm starting to think he's collecting money for your husband."
Haruhi studied the boy's picture. "He does look a familiar, like he might be related to one of Bonbusheru's regular men."
"So, you've never seen this particular boy in person?" Kyoya asked.
"No, what's his name, or the name he goes by at the hospital?" Haruhi asked.
"Currently he's going by the name Michi Oji," Kyoya said.
"Oji, Oji, where have I heard that name before?" Haruhi said out loud as she tapped her face, "right, one, that prick Ken's nephews used that name to disguise himself as delivery man to get info for stealing some trucks full of manga books."
"I remember that, one of the few good jobs your hubby actually managed to pull off. It took them almost three weeks to realize a few of their manga shipments had been lost," said Ritsu.
"I know, he was bragging about it for weeks while I was busy finding places they could legally sell them that wouldn't draw attention," said Haruhi.
"It wasn't the same nephew here, is it?" Kyoya asked pointing back to his mole's picture.
"No, but they're probably cousins," said Haruhi.
"Good to know," said Kyoya as he typed, "does that nephew who was involved with the truck theft still work for your husband?"
"I couldn't say. Bonbusheru does have a lot of lower level laky. He goes through them enough," Haruhi said.
"Yeah, but this one did a good job. I would imagine Bonbusheru want to keep him for future jobs," said Ritsu.
"Let's focus back on the mole we know of," said Kyoya, "I'll handle the Oji on my staff but we still need to find out who the moles are on Hikaru and Kaoru's staff."
"Oh, I should also mention that Bonbusheru wants to get someone on the inside of Tamaki's business, mainly his hotels."
"Yes, that would be a smart move to make," said Kyoya, "he could get several different inner dealings through hotels."
"Works well for us," said Chiko. "Oh by the way." She placed a brief case in front of Haruhi. "To throw your husband off."
Haruhi opened it and saw it was full of money. She quickly shut it. "Are you really sure you want to give up so much?"
"Haruhi, we have the man power to go in right now and crush your husband under foot," said Kyoya.
"The only problem is if we did a frontal assault, Bonbusheru would be the kind of guy who would kill off his family just so everybody knows no one could take them away from him," Ritsu added.
"That is true," said Haruhi. She could easily see her husband killing her and Shibuia if he was attacked out of the blue either physically or financially.
"Besides doing things this way, we can learn certain secrets other yakuzas may try in the future," said Kyoya.
"Or use for you own business, I'm sure," said Chiko said as she draped her arms causally around Kyoya. Kyoya didn't even flinched at the touch. If anything, Haruhi noticed he was starting to smile more.
"I supposed there is that benefit," said Kyoya.
"Anyway," Ritsu spoke up, "the twins' moles?"
"Right," Haruhi said looking at the list some more. "I honestly can't seem to think who could be working for us."
"Maybe a picture reference might help," Kyoya suggested. He fiddled with his computers keys before turning it fully around for Haruhi to see.
"It'll have to be male, Bonbusheru doesn't use women for his work. He thinks they're too stupid to be of use in situations like that," said Haruhi.
"Just in legal issues and baby giving issues," Chiko muttered annoyed.
"Anyway," Kyoya spoke up as he fiddled with his computer some more, "there, this should narrow the field a bit." He turned it back around for Haruhi to see. She immediately started to search through the pictures for any recognizable face.
"Him," she said at last.
"Him who?" Ritsu asked as he looked over her shoulder at the picture she came across. It was a picture of an old, sweet looking man with white thin hair.
"I know I've seen him at the syndicate more than once," said Haruhi.
"The janitor? Really?" Ritsu asked.
"He would be one the least likely suspects. He would also have access to different rooms and places most might not get to go," said Kyoya.
"But there's still a few more," Haruhi said as she kept looking through, "I didn't realize there be so many." Then she looked at her watch, "And I should really get going."
"Yes, shouldn't let your husband get too suspicious," said Kyoya.
"No, I just want to go pick up Shibuia," said Haruhi, "I don't want that man to pick her up!"
"Are you talking about that Ken man Haninozuka saved her from on the day of the festival?" Ritsu asked.
"He's a disgusting pervert whose made it clear he's willing to blackmail Shibuia into doing things she doesn't want to," Haruhi explained, "He caught her with your son one time at her school and he's using it as leverage to sexual favors in exchange for him not telling Bonbusheru. If Bonbusheru knows about a boy handing out with Shibuia, he'd lose his cool and…," Haruhi couldn't bring herself to finish.
"He caught her with my son?" Ritsu asked. He looked confused at this information, "When did he go visit her school? And why?"
"Isn't it obvious?" Chiko asked smugly.
"Oh," said Ritsu.
"Time to have the birds and bees talk," Chiko teased.
"Anyway, I need to get to her school asap! Just so Ken doesn't show up and does who knows what!" Haruhi said, "She won't have Hunny there to protect her this time!"
She grabbed her briefcase of money and hurried out. "I'll look at more of the pictures next time alright?"
"That's alright Haruhi," said Kyoya, "Just knowing one mole might give us a clue as to who the others might be."
"I should go with her," said Ritsu.
"Uh, why? You know Bonbusheru finds out you're hanging out with his wife, he'll get mad no matter what," said Chiko.
"Not with her, with her," Ritsu explained, "I meant, I'll go with her to the school and see just who this Ken guy is."
"Just be careful," said Kyoya, "he could be a good link to other moles since a relative of his could be the mole in my group."
"Don't worry, I'll handle this carefully," said Ritsu as he left the room as well.
"So," Chiko said giving Kyoya a kiss on the cheek, "now that they're gone, want to take advantage of having a room all to ourselves?"
"Just give me a moment and," Kyoya said as he finished typing, "alight now we can."
Haruhi put her peddle to the meddle as she drove towards Shibuia's school. She was even willing to go past a red light if it came to it.
'Please let me beat Ken, please let me beat Ken!' she pleaded in her head over and over.
She was in such a rush to get to the school, she was paying less attention than usual to anything around or behind her, so she didn't see the car following her.
'Damn, she's driving like a manwoman,' Ritsu thought as he followed as carefully as he could.
By the time Haruhi got to the parking lot of Shibuia's school, she had to slam on the breaks to stop. Several girls around her jumped and looked at her car in shock and fear.
"Haruhi?" Shibuia said as she approached her stepmother's car with caution.
"Hi, ready to go?" Haruhi asked.
"Yeah, but where's the fire?" Shibuia asked, "And why are you dressed like this?"
"Uh, just doing a favor for your father that ran long so I had to drive like a speed racer to get here on time," Haruhi explained.
"Why would Dad need you to dress up like a man though?" Shibuia asked.
"The less you know the better," Haruhi assured her.
"Okay," said Shibuia as she reached forward to open the car door. Suddenly another car pulled up behind Haruhi's. It started honking loudly.
"Is that Ken?" Shibuia asked looking towards the second car worried.
Ken slowly climbed out of the car with a smirk on his face.
"Hello young mistress," he said, "Who's in the car? Another boyfriend your father shouldn't know about?"
At that Haruhi opened her door and poked her head out.
"Ah!" Ken shouted in shock, "Mistress Haruhi!"
"I got done early so I figured I should still be the one that came to pick up Shibuia, so I'm the one taking her home, thank you Ken," Haruhi said sternly.
"Uh, right," said Ken, "Did your meeting go well?"
"Yes, as a matter of fact it did," said Haruhi, "I'm sure you'll hear more about it back at the house. I'll see you there. Get in the car Shibuia."
Shibuia didn't have to ask twice as she all but divebombed into her car and the two took off.
"Damn!" Ken muttered as he climbed back into his own car. He glanced around at some of the other young girls. "Mm, a lot of them look kind of yummy," he said to himself, trying to find one that would be easy to lure into his car.
Suddenly, he felt something ramming him from behind, causing him to lurch forward.
What the hell?!" Ken shouted, right before his car was hit from behind again. He considered his rearview mirror and saw another car behind his. He couldn't see the driver, but could tell it was getting ready to ram him again.
"Okay, okay chill!" he said to himself, "I'll move!" He started his car and drove off, away from the campus. However, as he drove, he felt his car being hit again and again.
"What the hell?!" he shouted as the car kept hitting him.
The car kept going after him, hitting it as hard as it could.
"What is this jerk's problem?!" Ken finally shouted as he pulled over. He prepared his gun, only to suddenly hear a loud knock on his window. Ken turned and saw stranger standing there.
"What the hell man?!" Ken asked he rolled down his window. The stranger reached in and grabbed Ken by his collar.
"Hey!" he said, "I don't like the way I've been seeing you lurking around my niece's school!"
"Lurking? I'm not lurking!" Ken tried to explain.
"You've been lurking around my niece's school! I've heard her mother worry about you. Trying to adopt a girlfriend for something?!"
"What?! No! I!" Ken shouted.
"I see you at my niece's school again, and your mommy's going to have to worry, got it!"
Ken watched in confusion as the man walked back to his car and drive off.
"Nice work," Ritsu said to his man he drove off.
"I do my best Boss."
"You'll probably have to scoop out the school for a little while to see if he comes back," Ritsu said.
"No problem,"
"And don't let Habiki know we're doing this. I know this is going to be kind of stupid, but don't I want him around Bonbusheru's daughter for now. It's just going to cause problems for the two of them at the moment."
Ritsu hoped his son would understand at least.