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Ch 14 What the?

Zexion was turned back into an adult but his mind was still slightly that of a child, Luxord was a painting, Xigbar still a coat rack, Xaldin still a bunny, Xemnas still a palm tree, and Vexen is still crazy.

"So how did you turn back?" asked Demyx.

"I was forced to watch Spongebob okay nuf said." Said Zexion.

"Okay…"

"Any ways bad explanations aside we have to do something about the others."

"Like what?" asked Axel.

"Hey Zexy can you turn Xigbar back into a normal Nobody he's scary the way he is now." Said Demyx.

He looked at him. "You mean you didn't turn him back all ready?"

"No." he said shaking his head.

"Oh my God." He sighed rolling his eyes then walked on to the room where they were keeping the transformed Nobodies. "Move." He said hatefully to Saix who was guarding the door.

Siax got out of the way slightly in shook over the fact that Zexion was back to normal.

Zexion opened the door and walked on in.

"Number IV your back to normal." Said Xemnas turned palm tree.

"Superior you're still a palm tree."

"Yes well if Vexen were sane I'd be normal by now but as you can see…"

"Where is Xigbar?"

"Over there."

He walked over to Xigbar turned statue that was holding a bunch of cloaks. Zexion sighed shaking his head.

"Can you fix him?" asked Demyx who walked into the room.

He snapped his fingers and Xigbar's body went limp and slid into the floor.

"Whoa dude what happened?" asked Xigabr shaking his head.

"That was it?" asked Demyx.

"I figured one of you idiots would have figured it out by now." Said Zexion.

"Hey little dude." Said Xigbar addressing Zexion being that he was the smallest person in the room.

"What?" he asked looking back at him glaring.

"How long was I out?"

"About a week."

"Explains why I'm so hungry." He said standing up. "I feel like I've been through on gnarly nap." Said Xigbar walking away.

Zexion looked at the other transformed Nobodies. "One rabbit, one talking palm tree, and one painting hmmm." He said crossing his arms over his chest and closed his eyes.

"Lexaeus is working on a way to fix them."

He opened his eyes then walked off to the lab with Demyx not far behind.

"Lexaeus." Said Zexion as he walked in the room to find Lexaeus hitting his head on the desk he was sitting at. "Lexaeus." He said again clearing his throat to get his attention.

"Yes?" he asked which sounded muffled because his head was still on the desk.

"How's returning the others to normal coming?"

"It went."

"What?"

"Bad!" he yelled hitting his head again. "Horrible! Awful! I! Am! A! Failure!" he yelled hitting his head again after every word.

"Your not a failure." Said Demyx in a comforting tone of voice. "You're smarter than me."

"Gee thanks that's like saying I'm smarter than a rock."

"Hey!"

"Stop it both of you." Said Zexion sternly. "Where on earth is that old fart Vexen?"

"I haven't seen him since he lost his mind." Said Demyx.

"I think he's in his lab." Said Lexaeus.

Meanwhile…

Larxene sat in her room reading a book. She was trying to ignore the mess that had been created by the other members of the Organization. Key word 'try' no matter how hard she wanted to she couldn't stay in there forever besides she was thirsty.

She wondered out of her room to see that no one was around she quietly walked to the kitchen along the way she passed Xigbar who was carrying a sandwich (one of those stacked up ones you know from like cartoons) "Hello Xigbar."

"Hello Larxene." He said looking around the sandwich.

"Back to normal I see."

"Yeah and so is Zexion."

"He's no longer an evil child bent on our death and destruction?"

"No now his and adult bent on our death and destruction."

"Well that's good to hear. Later Xig."

"Bye." He said as she left.

In the kitchen…

Larxene walked in and poured herself something to drink and sat it on the table and decided to raid the fridge.

"I haven't seen you in a long while." Said Vexen walking in the room pouring some potion into her drink.

"I've been avoiding the stupidity. I don't want to catch it."

"Oh… see ya." He said leaving suddenly.

She turned around to see that he was indeed gone. "Weirdo." She said picking up her drink then drank it. "YUCK!" she yelled tossing the glass across the room.

"It's not lady like to break things." Said Axel walking in the kitchen to find her sitting in the corner not looking at him. "Hey Lar you okay?"

She looked up at him. "Like oh my gosh! You're totally flirting with me!" she said blushing then giggled.

"What? No I'm not I'm only concerned about your well being."

She giggled again and ran up to him. "I'm so happy!" she exclaimed taking his hands and danced around the room.

"What the hell is wrong with you?"

She giggled again. "Like where is Namine I can't wait to tell her." She then gasped. "We can have a sleep over and paint each other's nails and-"

Axel lightly slapped her in the face. "Snap out of it woman!"

She looked at him then tears began to wail up in her eyes. "Axel doesn't love me any more!" she cried running away.

"Larxene!" he called following her.

Meanwhile…

Marluxia was tending to his flowers.

"Marluxia!" called Zexion as the young emo covered his nose with his arm to protect himself from the flowers.

"My word Zexion your back to normal. So brings are young emo flower hater out here in my garden?"

"For one thing I don't hate flowers they just burn my nose. As for why I'm out here I'm looking for Vexen, have you seen him?" he asked then sneezed loudly.

"The last I saw him he was being old and creepy in his lab."

"Thank you." He said sneezing rather loudly again then walked away.

Marluxia continued on with watering his flowers humming some tune happiedly.

"Hey Mar." said Vexen walking over to him.

"Oh hello Vexen, Zexion was looking for you."

"I know…"

"So why are you out here? Are you going to experiment with my poor little flowers again?"

"Not exactly." He said pulling out a potion.

Marluxia gasped. "You wouldn't dare turn me into something would you!"

"Oh I would dare I would." He said walking towards him.

"NO!"

Unforuntatly in the Castle that Never was no one can hear you scream… because they don't care.

Roxas was bored some where along the line he lost track of Axel, Demyx was last seen passed out in his bed asleep, Zexion was being extra emo today, so poor little Roxas was left all alone. He wondered into the kitchen because apparently that is the hang out place today, to find a very pink fluffily cake sitting on the counter. "Ooh cake!" exclaimed Roxas walking over to it.

"No Roxas don't eat me!" yelled the cake. Yes my friends the cake was talking.

"Whoa… a talking cake cool… that makes me want to eat you more." He said reaching out to it.

"No I'll got straight to your hips and you don't want to get fatter do you!"

Roxas looked down at his body. "Are you calling me fat!"

"Yes."

"Bastard cake prepare to be eaten!" he yelled pulling fork out of God only knows where.

"No Roxas I didn't mean it!" Screamed the cake to the top of it's lungs… wait do cakes' have lungs… nevermind back tot he story at hand.

"Too late you cakey ass is mine!" he yelled jumping at the table fork in hand.

The cake jumped away (yes the cake jumped). "No Roxas stop!"

"Shut up you cake!" he yelled jumping at it again.

"No don't really don't do it!"

He grabbed the cake. "Why should I? I don't care if I get fat or not. Not all of us can look anorexic like Axel, or be like Demyx and eat as much as he wants with out gaining a pound, or like Zexion and-"

"Okay I get it all ready."

"Wait one more or be like Marluxia and his girly body."

"I am not girly!"

He just stared at him. "Wait did you say what I think you said?"

"Yes I'm Marluxia!"

He dropped the fork. "Oh my God! Why didn't you tell me? Eww I can't believe I said that! Tell anyone and I'll kill you."

"I won't say a thing. And I didn't say anything at first because I was embarrassed."

"Oh so you sat around on a counter waiting for people to come by so you can make fun of them and make them say stuff that sounds gay to a male cake that's pink of all things!"

"Roxas calm down."

"Shut Marcake!"

"Roxas really you should…"

"Oh my God." Said Saix laughing.

Roxas looked at Siax who was standing at the door. "How long have you been there?"

"The whole time."

"Say anything and I'll kill you too."

He laughed. "What are you going to do eat me?"

"Saix!" he screamed attacking him and they both left.

"Hey what about me? Isn't anyone going to help me?" asked Marluxia or Marcake as Roxas called him.

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