Live with Yuval and Hillai

Chapter 14-Goodbye!
Yuval: "Hi there. Exactly at 8 PM, channel (our channel) will stop it's transmission forever. That's why we're moving to channel 333."

30 seconds later

Yuval: "Hi and welcome to our last episode for this season! Hillai, how do you feel after finishing another season?"

Hillai: "Well, it's awesome. 27 episodes on two seasons can give you a few piles of coins...ha ha...and how do you feel, Katie?"

Katie: "Well, it's kinda sad. I started to like this show! Too bad they stopped it now."

Hillai: "Don't worry, we'll be back in July."

Yuval: "Who is joining us today?"

Hillai: "We're joined by the warners, Slappy and any other possible character from Animaniacs and Tiny Toon Adventures."

Yuval: "Our first question is from pichicha who asks:

"Hello!

Now to answer Yuval's question from the last chapter:

Actually, yeah we did sort of copy it, but not from Israel. Some guy that lived in San Miguel traveled around central america for a while and saw all the carnivals, so when he became governor in San Miguel he decided to make a carnaval or festival, you know just for the hell of it. But that ones sort of the exeption, it was probably designed to attract tourists more than tradion. Here watch this one, its called "Torito Pinto":

watch?vwqs2R3kWm6k

If you can't find it like that than look for "el salvador, el torito pinto"

As for my country being weird, its one of those countries the Spanish from Spain came and Colonized which is why so many people are Catholic and the old buildings are white and weird. Its a dangerous little country I live in, a month ago we actually broke a record that hadn't happened since 2009! On sunday February 25 2012 no one was murdered! No one was murdered in 24 hours in my little country! Its a miracle! (I'm serious! My social studies teacher told us! He was as shocked as I was! its like the bad guys took a break!)

Meaning that today, right now someone has been robbed had their throat slit and left in a garbage bag at the police's garbage can on the back for them to find three weeks after they declared the case "unsolved" (happened before, will happen again, guy is getting bold, and it unnerves me because he's killing girls 15 and below, and I'M 14!) But enough with the depressing stuff, lets do questions!

Cast: What do you think of the vid?

Yuval: Was by answer good?

Hillai: Same as Yuval

Otto: Why do you think the guy is killing little girls?

Warner siblings: Like my country?

Slappy: All of the above from "cast" to "warner siblings"

Well that is all! I feel so happy to have answered a question! See ya later than!"

Yuval: "I tried watching this video but it looks like it's unavailable for some strange reason. But... Probably the original Central American carnivals copied from Israel. Well, except for the Latin American music."

Hillai: "I wonder what the Central American carnivals are about."

Yuval: "I guess we'll have to wait to July 25 to know."

Otto: "I don't know why the hell he murdered little girls."

Hillai: "I guess we'll have to wait also to know this."

Yakko: "After you told us about that murderer you're asking us if you like my country? It seems strange."

Slappy: "Your answer is good, I can't say it isn't. I didn't know anything about that murderer before you tod me about it and from the video of the carnival, I can say that your country looks cool."

Katie: "and our second question is from Yasser Majayef. He asks:

everybody (including tiny toons)-what's your fave type of cartoon gag? (mallet, anvil, pie, dynamite, piano, seltzer or slime)

mary melody-can i have your phone number?

shirley-are you still pluckey's friend?

wakko-what will you do 20 years from now?

hello nurse and mime- how is your relationship and when is the wedding?

that's all i have for now!"

Yakko: "Mine will be anvil."

Wakko: "Mallet of course."

Dot: "Monster."

Katie: "That's not one of the options."

Dot: "So I choose...dynamite."

Hillai: "My favorite one is mallet."

Yuval: "I choose dynamite."

Katie: "Dynamite (I think you know the reason)."

Minerva: "Piano."

Wilford: "Slime."

Hello Nurse: "Uh...I choose pie."

Mime: "Make it 2 votes for pie."

Otto: "Seltzer."

Slappy: "Dynamite."

Skippy: "It's also my favorite cartoon gag!"

Slappy: "I knew I raised my nephew well."

Pinky: "Slime."

Brain: "Mallet."

Bobby: "I don't even like cartoon gags! I came to the cartoon business by accident!"

Squit: "We just dug in the trash cans in the studio and suddenly someone knocked us unconscious from behind..."

Pesto: "And next thing I remember was waking up in the CEO's office talking about our role in Animaniacs!"

Rita: "Dynamite."

Runt: "Dynamite. Definitely dynamite."

Thaddeus Plotz: "Seltzer."

Ralph: "Anvil."

Flavio: "Dynamite."

Marita: "Dynamite."

Colin: "Piano."

Erik Warner: "Seltzer."

Rita Warner: "Uh...Pie?"

Jessica Warner: "Slime!"

David Warner: "Mallet."

Tony Warner: "Anvil."

Buster: "Pie."

Babs: "Pie."

Plucky: "Anvil."

Shirley: "Mallet."

Hamton: "Dynamite."

Fifi: "Slime."

Max: "Money! Ha ha!"

Yuval: "Again, it's not one of the options."

Max: "Everything money can buy!"

Elmyra: "Piano."

Gogo Dodo: "Mallet!"

Sweetie: "Mallet."

Fowlmouth: "Dynamite."

Sneezer: "Seltzer."

Mary: "Pie."

Roderick: "Slime."

Rubella: "Anvil."

Danforth: "Anvil."

Margot: "Pie."

Sphinxy: "Piano."

Lightning Rodriguez: "Anvil."

Julie Bruin: "Slime."

Mary: "And there's no way I'm giving you my phone number. I'm already dating Hillai."

Hillai: (whispering) "It's...zero...zero...two...seven...zero...five...zero...six...nine...four...nine."

Shirley: "Like, of course I'm still with Plucky. What were you thinking?"

Wakko: "I don't know what will I do in 20 years from now. There's a lot of time till 2032!"

Mime: "After the proposal was in Helena's birthday, the wedding is gonna be in my birthday- August 11th."

Helena: "And guess what-Paul's dad was Steven Tyler's childhood friend. He said he'll be in our wedding!"

Yuval: "So...this episode is the last episode of this series. And I think it's the best time to show a few of the memorable scenes ever...and the first one from episode 2-where Pinky starts working as a secret agent."

Pinky: "Narf, you got me. I'm a secret agent of the Namibian government, and I'll start working when I'll learn that Namibia isn't a kind of a candy bar. Zort!"

Hillai: "the second moment- Katie reveals that she's actually from Harry Potter, a;so from episode 2..."

Katie (In a fake British accent): "I got my weird powers when you-know-who came to my house and killed my parents."

Yuval: "Do you mean Voldemort? WTF?"

Katie: "Yes, Voldemort. That's why I got a strange scar on my leg, which looks just like the map of Europe. I know Harry Potter, and I even got his e-mail address. But somehow, that dumb woman, J.K. Rowling, decided that my last name wasn't good enough, and she decided that my name is Katie Bell. That's why you didn't know that I was in Hogwarts."

Katie: "The next moment is from episode 4- the beginning of a new tradition."

Yuval: "Of what? Of Russia sending freaks to the Eurovision?"

Katie: "No, of Dot blowing up Hello Nurse."

Dot: "#$^#$^$R^&%&*&(*)((_()&% no one can be cuter than me!"

Then dot blew up hello nurse...

Yuval: "And now for a unique moment-Hello Nurse revealing all of her secrets...from episode 6."

Hello nurse: "Wow. I never had to reveal so many of my secrets… first of all- Biekel. Helena Biekel. That's my name. Second question- it's hard to say. They aren't such sexist brats as they showed in "animaniacs", but Yakko is sometimes annoying and Dot is always blowing me up. I think that Wakko is my favorite. Third question- the answer is yes, without any exceptions."

Yuval: "And then, the grand finale-"

Otto: "The Warners are probably the craziest people on this planet. I can't say they're good, but I can't say they're bad either. But I can say that you can't be bored when these little things are around. Your theory about why the Warners are acting like this is interesting, and I have to check this. And the last question is a rhetoric one. It's just like asking Helena if she cried when Michael Jackson died."

Hillai: "And another secret...in episode 7."

Seriously, what did you smoke?"

Helena: "That reminds me the time I lived in Amsterdam…"

Katie: "And the next moment-is from episode 8. It's about...Me telling why I'm so angry?"

Katie: "Actually, I was a normal-tempered teenager, until that day in May 1992… the day… where "The Cosby show" ended. After that, I couldn't trust anyone and my tamper became short."

Yuval: "And now- Skulhead's real name (episode 9)."

Dot: "Nick? Brian? Paul? Ringo? Ahmed? David? Jordan? Joey?"

Yakko: "Ronald? Harry? Vincent? Bobby? James? Jack? Jonathan? Patrick? Vladimir? Mike? Eugene? Dylan? Johnny? Bob? Ralph? Benny? Tom? Richard? Donald?"

Wakko: "John."

Katie: "How did you know?"
Wakko: "I just guessed."

Hillai: "The next moment-Randy Beamen, R.I.P, from ep. 10."

Colin: "Yes, it's true. My BFF after randy Beamen died in an accident that included a marker, a chewed bubble gum, a 3D puzzle and a machine gun."

Katie: "The next moment- what are the Warners doing if they're locked outside the water tower? Episode 13 tells the answer."

(They all leave except for the Warners that didn't made it to the door)

Yakko: "Damn it! We're locked!"

Dot: "And it gets bored!"

Tony: "What should we do?"

Rita Warner: "A pie tennis tournament?"

Wakko: "You bet!"

Yuval: "And now- Hello Nurse, Mime, Scratchandsniff and Plotz are telling about their past in episode 14."

Hello Nurse: "I was with the Mime's girlfriend since kindergarten. He was the football's team captain, I was the main cheerleader and then I became the school's female football's team captain."

Mime: "We were part of the gang. Me, Helena, Ralph (he became fat only after high-school), my sister, Helena's brother, and a few others- if you wasn't there, you was, like, dead. We learned together, we had our table in the cafeteria, we did crazy things together… what can I say? Good times."

Ralph: "Remember the huge snowball fight when we went skiing in Switzerland? I think we all came down with cold after this…"

Helena: "Yeah, but it was totally worth it! Anyway, I was one of the most popular girls in the class. Almost all of the boys in my class wanted to by my boyfriend, but I stayed with the mime. About the birthday- awesome, and about the video- it's just the same thing we did in our school!"

Yakko: "The cheerleaders are hot!"

Otto: "You are obsessed with girls!"

Yakko: "Hey, you showed me that sexy video!"

Thaddeus: "Let's say I was on school."

Katie: "But you have to tell!"

Thaddeus: "Alright. I was a nerd…"

Otto: "And me too."

Hillai: "And the next part is from episode 17, the attack at kiue jin's house."

At the time being, I am unable to think of any questions that I want answered by any of you. I was going to not send a letter this week but when the producers sent goons around to my house to find out why I wasn't sending in anything I wisely decided to reconsider.

And from episode 18:"

Gods your producers are getting desprate for questions. This is the third fire bombing of my front lawn this week!

Katie: "And now- the infamous episode 19, the "no hosts" episode."

Yuval: "Hey, where are Hillai and Katie? Why I'm the only one in here? Hmm, they've left a note. It says: Hello Yuval. We realized you're taking way too much credit in this show and you're the one talking most of the time. We had enough, so we quitted this show and now we're working for Disney. (Talking) are you guys sure? (Reading) yes, we're sure. (Talking) so why didn't you tell me? (Reading) we tried to tell you, but you talked all the time and didn't listen to us. (Talking) oh no! (Reading) oh yes. (Talking) I'm really lucky! (Reading) yes. Just your luck. Not yours, Hillai and Katie. What should I do?"

Hillai: "Let mw finish! And from ep. 19..."

I'm sure you are wondering why I am in such a good mood today as I send you these questions. It's quite simply really. After calling in a few favors and paying a few people, as you are reading this firebombs are currently being lobbed around inside of Yuval's home.

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT PUNK?

Ah, sweet vengence. Sometimes it can only be obtained with something that goes 'BOOM'.

Yuval: Now that your home and everything you kept there is comsumed by flame, where do you plan to live now?

Yuval: "I don't know what you're talking about. My house is fine. But...you accidentally bombed a target in Gaza, killed 5 Palestinians, and my neighbor's house was hit by a rocket FROM GAZA. (Cynically) Thank you very much."

Katie: "And now- episode 21...Yuval getting the...oops, it's a surprise!"

Yuval: "There aren't any flights from Israel to Syria- they're in a war every two years, or some junk. Wow, what, like, just happened to me? I just got the "like, duh, or some junk" fever from Shirley! I'm, like, sorry, but I don't want to stay here- I don't want you to get it from me. Bye!"

Yuval: "And from episode 25, the first blooper of the show."

Both: "Ouch!"

What really happened is that Plucky wanted to give Shirley a high five while Shirley insisted on a low five. The results- pain on Shirley's forehead and in Plucky's stomach.

Hillai: "That was huge! Are we going to show bloopers in the end of this season?"

Yuval: "I think so. But let's ask our cameramen if they caught that brilliant moment."

Yuval: "So...I think it's finally over!"

Hillai: "A few cool facts for the finale. The Warners were in 13 episodes each, Scratchy-12, Hello Nurse, Mime, Slappy and Skippy with 10 episodes each, Thaddeus Plotz with 9 episodes, Brain, Minerva Mink, Squit and Fifi le fume-6, Bobby, Rita, Pesto, Pinky, Ralph, Runt, Buster and Babs Bunny (no relation)-5 each, all the other Animaniacs characters (except for the girlfeathers), Shirley the Loon, Plucky duck and Hampton pig-4 each, all the other Tiny Toons- 3 episodes each, and the girlfeathers-1 episode."

Yuval: "Pichicha sent us 54% of the questions. Kiue jin-27%, Yasser Majayef-10% and all the others-9%."

Katie: "That's all, folks! And please, please, please..."

Plucky: "Send us questions?"

Katie: "That's right."

That's all. We'll be back in the first episode of season three-on July 25th.

Now, please send us reviews! And buy me a really nice gift if you want.

Credits:

Clown-Krusty

Script-A team of trained monkeys

Hard works- a few illegal immigrants from Sudan

Official dork-Rebecca Cunningham (Talespin)

Idea- Me

Copyrights- Me

Storyboard- Me

Producing-Him (Hillai)

Unofficial sl*ts- Fifi, Rouge the bat, Minerva Mink

Fitness-Gilad Yank...Yankel...how should I write this name?

Times I've pressed the "Save" button this series-153

Time I wasted for this shit-43 hours, 35 minuets

Did you realize? The first season was 13 episodes long and was published in July-September 2011. The second one- 14 episodes, October 2011-June 2012. I was really lazy.

Animaniacs characters (from my fave to the least fave)-Mime, Wakko, Hello Nurse, Minerva, Katie, Skippy Squirrel, Slappy, Pinky, Yakko, Dot, Rita, Runt, Ralph, Wilford, Buttons, Otto, Pesto, Skullhead, Brain, Boo, Bobby, Squit, Mindy, Thaddeus, Flavio, Marita.

Tiny Toons list (the same concept)-Mary Melody, Fifi, Babs, Buster, Plucky, Furball, Calamity, Julie Bruin, Rhubella Rat, Shirley the Loon, Fowlmouth, Hampton, Roderick Rat, Gogo Dodo, Montana Max, Dizzy Devil, Margot Mallard, Danforth Drake, Little Beeper, Little Sneezer, Elmyra, Sweetie Pie.

Looney Toons-Bugs, Daffy, Lola, Pepe le pew, Speedy Gonzales, Willie Coyote, Sylvester, Penelope Pussycat, Foghorn, Tina Russo, Melissa Duck, Elmer, Granny, Yosemite Sam, Honey Bunny, Road Runner, Porky Pig, Tweety.

And...

Ok, Bye (Remember Colin?)