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It's project season in my school this month. All projects for my classes were given and needs to be pass this month too. I became so overwhelmed, I didn't have time to write anything. I'm so sorry. I hope you guys don't hate me so much that I didn't update in like...forever...I'm so sorry.
I'm also sorry for the number of people who are experiencing Gleek Facebook withdrawal. Somewhere in the far state of Clovis, Chris Colfer is shaking his head at me. I feel so ashamed.
Okay, enough of hating myself...
THIS IS A WARBLER ONLY CHAPTER! NEXT CHAPTER WOULD BE NEW DIRECTIONS!
Also, a lot of you are confused with the Treneff love triangle so here it is:
Trent Nicholson likes Nick Connors. Nick Connors likes Jeff Jefferson. Jeff Jefferson likes Trent Nicholson and food. There you go people! :)
Theme: Comedy and Drama
Warning: Rated T/M for foul language and private parts talked about.
Dedication: I dedicate this to my 300th reviewer, AbAguilarMicciaPassion, and to all my faithful readers!
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee. But I own a number of naked pictures of Chris Colfer and Darren Criss! Hell Yeah! No naked Justin Bieber pictures though...I value my eyesight.
Enjoy the chapter of Welcome to the World of Gleek Facebook! :)
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Chapter Fourteen:
The K&B Anniversary, Jorwentana, and Shock T
Santana Lopez: Where is Dr. McSexy when you need him?
Mercedes Jones: Who's Dr. McSexy?
David Thompson: She's definitely talking about me! Right Satan?
Lauren Zizes: BARF!
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Santana Lopez: No, I wasn't talking about you, Porn Addict!
Mercedes Jones: Wait, what did you just call Dark Chocolate?
David Thompson: Tater Tots! Don't listen to her! She has a devil inside her!
Kurt Hummel: Correction: She's the devil herself.
Santana Lopez: That's right pear hips! I'm the devil herself and I said your boy toy is addicted to boy to girl action! WANKY WANKY! ;)
Mercedes Jones: O_O Is that true Dark Chocolate?
David Thompson: Well...you see...well...um...
Mercedes Jones: You watch hotter women sleep with hotter men! Am I not hot enough for you?
David Thompson: What! Mercedes, you're the hottest chick I've ever met!
Mercedes Jones: Tell that to my not hot hand! *gesturing "talk to the hand"* I'm not talking to you!
David Thompson: Babe! Wait! Let me explain! Damn you Satan! *walks out*
Santana Lopez: My pleasure! *evil smirk*
Kurt Hummel: Pear hips? PEAR HIPS? I do not have pear hips, Santana! I have awesome hips!
Santana Lopez: Your hips are like a girl's, Hummel. Why do you think a lot of girls want to tap that?
Kurt Hummel: O_O
Santana Lopez: Well, I'm off. Toodles! *signs off*
Kurt Hummel: ...I have the hips of a girl? :(
Blaine Anderson: Kurt, don't be sad about what Santana said. I think your hips are supermegafoxyawesomeHOT! Emphasizing the word HOT! Satan might just be jealous of your VERY HOT hips.
Kurt Hummel: Really?
Blaine Anderson: Of course! Do you know how many men would love to grind his hips to yours?
Kurt Hummel: Well...
Blaine Anderson: Or how many men would want to pull your legs apart?
Kurt Hummel: Wait...what?
Blaine Anderson: Or how many men would want to be on top of you and place open mouth kisses on your naked chest?
Kurt Hummel: Um...Blaine?
Blaine Anderson: Or how many men would flip and have their wicked way with you?
Kurt Hummel: BLAINE!
Blaine Anderson: What?
Kurt Hummel: You're giving too graphic details of me being intimate with men on Facebook. It's kind of...weird...
Blaine Anderson: ...oops...sorry Kurt...my mind just...went...haywire...I guess...*blushing*
Kurt Hummel: It's okay. I think way too graphical than you do.
Blaine Anderson: O_O Really?
Kurt Hummel: Duh
Blaine Anderson: So...curiosity kicking in...who's the guy you think of...you know...doing those things with...
Kurt Hummel: That's too much information for you, Blaine.
Blaine Anderson: I'll live, Kurt. Heck, I lived when I found out how babies were made.
Brittany S. Pierce: We were made by storks! Right dolphin?
Kurt Hummel: *Gay facepalm* Right boo
Blaine Anderson: *Katy Perry facepalm* Tell me, Kurt. Who's the lucky guy?
Kurt Hummel: Well...he's cute and hot and older than me...
Blaine Anderson: *insert goofy smile* and? What else?
Kurt Hummel: He loves music and can play five different instruments. Piano, Drums, Saxophone, Guitar, and Violin.
Blaine Anderson: *cough* He's talking about me! Kurt thinks of having sex with me! So freaking awesome! *cough* What else?
Kurt Hummel: He has curly hair that I adore and hazel eyes that I get lost into every time I see them.
Blaine Anderson: That's sweet...what else?
Kurt Hummel: He is half-Filipino and Half-Irish
Blaine Anderson: *cough* I'm so happy I'm Asian right now, I now feel what Mike feels. *cough* And?
Kurt Hummel: He writes awesome songs and I love the meaning in each everyone of them.
Blaine Anderson: :) And?
Kurt Hummel: He has the best body I've ever seen in a man. So...freaking...hairy...
Blaine Anderson: ...wait a minute, you haven't seen me naked...yet, Kurt.
Kurt Hummel: What are you talking about Blaine? I thought you want me to describe the guy I think of doing those things?
Blaine Anderson: Who exactly are you talking about?
Kurt Hummel: Duh! Darren Criss! Who else?
Blaine Anderson: *face-for the love of that's all gay and holy-palm* HIM AGAIN! ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!
Kurt Hummel: I'm not kidding you, who do you think I was describing?
Wes Yang: Stupid and makes-deals-that-ruins-his-love-life hobbit
Blaine Anderson: Shut up, Wesley!
Kurt Hummel: Oh...*blushing like crazy*
Blaine Anderson: You can't blame me for not imagining myself. Considering I look like Darren Criss with my curly hair and hazel eyes and my awesomeness in music.
Wes Yang: Doesn't that mean Kurt is having sex dreams of both you and Darren Criss, since you two looks so alike, he may combine you two.
Blaine Anderson: You have a point, Wesley
Kurt Hummel: *blushing to the point of no return* Um...I...I'm...I'm...not...having...sex...sex...sex dreams...of...of...you...Blaine...
Wes Yang: Understatement of the century :D
Kurt Hummel: This is so awkward...Blaine, I'll see you later on our friend date. I need to...I need to do...something...bye *walks out dramatically.*
Wes Yang: I bet you million dollars and a donkey's ass that Blaine wants that ^friend^ in that sentence to be crossed out or deleted or be fucked off by himself.
Blaine Anderson: What the fuck? Donkey's ass? Seriously? What do you have against Shrek's best friend?
Wes Yang: Nothing...none of your business, HOBBIT!
Aaron Houghston: You have a million dollars? Wow! You are so rich, Wes! Can you buy me candy?
Wes Yang: *face-for the love of my sanity-palm*
Blaine Anderson: Now ^that^ is the understatement of the century, considering your insane. :)
Wes Yang: At least I'm not the one Kurt's having sex dreams of.
Blaine Anderson: I take that as a compliment, Wesley and my main competition for Kurt's affections is Darren Criss. I so hate that man. I hate him with a burning passion.
Wes Yang: And yet, no man or woman is not attracted to Darren Criss
Blaine Anderson: Then I'm the only man who is not attracted to that man. What does Kurt see in him?
Wes Yang: *shrugs* You can't blame Kurt, Darren is hot.
Blaine Anderson: *facepalm* I'm seriously doubting your sexuality.
Wes Yang: You always do. It's because of your attraction to me.
Blaine Anderson: *makes face* Ew...I've got to go get ready for my "friend" date with Kurt.
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Jordan McClaine to Santana Lopez: I'm sorry, Satan. I just got your text. What's up?
Santana Lopez: I need you inside me...NOW!
Jordan McClaine: You sound like a five month pregnant woman. So not a turn on...besides, I don't want to fuck you today.
Santana Lopez: I need to get my Dr. McSexy on! Stat!
Jordan McClaine: Ask Wesley! He's available!
Santana Lopez: You're better in bed than him
Jordan McClaine: That's true
Santana Lopez: *evil grin* Come on Jordan! We can do a quickie if you want?
Jordan McClaine: Even Quickies I don't want to do right now...
Santana Lopez: Is something wrong?
Jordan McClaine: ...nothing...I just don't want to have sex...
Santana Lopez: The time Jordan McClaine does not want to have sex is the time the world is about to end.
Aaron Houghston: THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO END! NO! WHO'S GOING TO FEED LADY TUBINGTON!
Jordan McClaine: *face-for the love of my penis-palm* Get off my wall, Aaron!
Aaron Houghston: I'm not on your wall...I'm inside my dorm room
Santana Lopez: You and Boo need to get together
Aaron Houghston: I do not want to get together with a ghost! Especially with the name boo!
Jordan McClaine: *facepalm*
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Jeff Jefferson to Trent Nicholson: Hey Chubby McWarblerson! How's it cooking?
Trent Nicholson: Okay...first of all...STOP CALLING ME THAT! Second of all...I'm not cooking...
Jeff Jefferson: :) Just messing with you Chubby ;)
Trent Nicholson: STOP CALLING ME THAT, JJ! IT'S VERY ANNOYING!
Jeff Jefferson: :( I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you.
Trent Nicholson: Well you did! Why are you so close with me all the time? You usually don't bother me at all!
Jeff Jefferson: Is it bad that I want to be next to you?
Trent Nicholson: Yes! I don't want you near me, JJ. Go hang out with N. He's available and he'll love your presence.
Jeff Jefferson: Why are you always asking me to hang out with Nick? Why don't you spend time with me like you with Nick? What's so good about Nick?
Trent Nicholson: N might be crazy and clueless and child-like sometimes but he is an amazing man, JJ. Don't you ever ask me what's good about N! What gives you right!
Jeff Jefferson: ...I've got to go... *signs out*
Trent Nicholson: is so furious right and needs to cool off...
Jordan McClaine: Okay...hold the fuck off...who did you fuck that you need to cool off? I need DETAILS!
Trent Nicholson: *face-for the love of N-palm*
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Wes Yang: Alright guys I'll be leading this Warbler meeting minus Warblers Kurt, Blaine, and Trent.
Nick Connors: Where's Trent?
Jeff Jefferson: Must be protecting someone clueless and child-like and has an ongoing unrequited love affair with the gayest seventeen year old in the world, Justin Gayber.
Nick Connors: What's that suppose to mean, Jeff?
Jeff Jefferson: Oh, I think you know
Nick Connors: No I don't know
Jeff Jefferson: Stop messing with me
Nick Connors: I ain't messing with you
Jeff Jefferson: Yes you are
Nick Connors: I'm not
Jeff Jefferson: Yes you are
Nick Connors: I'm not
Jeff Jefferson: Yes you are
Nick Connors: I'm not
Jeff Jefferson: Yes you are
Nick Connors: I'm not
David Thompson: WOULD YOU GUYS STOP DOING THAT AND LISTENING TO WES!
Nick Connors: Jeff started it
Jeff Jefferson: Blame the gay seventeen year old
David Thompson: *face-for-the-love-of-Tater-tots-if-she-ever-returns-my-phone-calls-palm* Wes, proceed.
Wes Yang: Alright, Trent should be leading this meeting but since I can't find the guy...
Jordan McClaine: He's cooling off...he just had sex! Can you believe it? Chubby McWarblerson had sex? Amazing right?
Jeff Jefferson: HEY! BACK OFF JORDAN!
Jordan McClaine: Back off of what? You're asshole?
Jeff Jefferson: Not my type genius! Only I can call Trent, Chubby McWarblerson!
Jordan McClaine: And who are you? The nickname police?
David Thompson: I'M GETTING TIRED WITH ALL OF YOU! SICK AND DEAD TIRED! WOULD YOU GUYS STOP FIGHTING AND LET WES TALK! OR SO HELP ME GRILLED CHEESUS, I WILL TORTURE YOU SOON WITH MY SO AMAZING NINJA ABILITIES!
Thad Stevens: Why are you so high blood and angry? Are you getting laid?
David Thompson: :(SHUT UP STEVENS!
Wes Yang: Thad, David is having problems with his girlfriend. Mind not give him enough pain about it?
Thad Stevens: Fudgemuffins, I'm sorry, David.
David Thompson: No need for any pity with my problems! Wes, for my sake, please just tell us what you want to tell us.
Wes Yang: Fine. Trent want us to spy on the Klaine "friend"date .
David Thompson: We already made bets for that right?
Nick Connors: I bet $50 Kurt will be the first to admit his feelings.
Jeff Jefferson: I bet $80 the food won't be touched
Wes Yang: *Asian facepalm* I bet $120 that Blaine will be the first to admit.
David Thompson: I bet $70 they won't admit their feelings and would basically eye fuck each other over the date
Wes Yang: I bet on that too!
David Thompson: Dream on Asian Loser! :P
Aaron Houghston: I bet $5 that Blaine and Kurt will make dolphin babies! :)
David Thompson: *face-my-aching-forehead-palm* Aaron, you are spending too much time with Brittany.
Aaron Houghston: I don't get what you just said. I just want Kurt and Blaine to make a lot of dolphin babies for the oceans and sea. Did you know that dolphins are getting closer to saying bye bye to the world? Poor dolphins...
David Thompson: *shakes his head from disbelief and pain in his forehead*
Jordan McClaine: I bet $90 that Kurt and Blaine would have sex on their table for too much Klaine sexual tension. Bow chicka bow wow! ;)
Thad Stevens: *facepalm* Of course that would be your bet, no one's surprised. I'm betting $60 that Kurt and Blaine won't admit their feelings but would dance on their date.
Wes Yang: Impossible since BreadStix does not have a dance floor.
David Thompson: Yes they do
Wes Yang: really? I've been there so much times because of Santana. I never noticed it.
Thad Stevens: Then you're Asian blind. I know Kurt. He's a romantic and Blaine would use dancing as a way to connect with Kurt. Heck, that would lead them to have their bodies against each other.
Jordan McClaine: That would lead them to hot Klaine sex afterwards. Bow Chicka bow wow! ;)
Thad Stevens: Do you have anything in your mind besides sex?
Jordan McClaine: Nope, I have sex on the brain and on my groins.
Thad Stevens: *facepalm*
Trent Nicholson: I bet $70 K and B won't admit their feelings for each other but someone from the two would kiss the other. I could feel it.
Jordan McClaine: Can you feel it in your groins? Because then that would come true. Trust your groins.
Thad Stevens: You are disgusting
Jordan McClaine: :P
Wes Yang: Trent! Where have you been? You know it's against the rules in being late in a Warblers practice! If I have Mr. Bang-Bang right now, you would be in a lot of pain.
Jordan McClaine: And yet you don't, you don't have him.
Wes Yang: SHUT UP JORDAN!
Trent Nicholson: I...was...just...busy...
Jeff Jefferson: With the guy you love
Nick Connors: You're in love, Trent?
Trent Nicholson: JJ! I told you that was a secret!
Jeff Jefferson: I'm not the only one who's keeping secrets! *cough* Trent, the most secretive gay I know *cough*
Trent Nicholson: What is your problem JJ?
Jeff Jefferson: You! Not telling any of your secrets! You act like an FBI agent hiding the secrets of the country.
Aaron Houghston: Trent's an FBI agent? How come I found about this now? He knows a lot of secrets about me! Oh no!
Jeff Jefferson: Oh for the love of God Aaron! Would you please take your stupidity else where!
Aaron Houghston: What's stupidity?
Jeff Jefferson: UGH!
Nick Connors: What's wrong with you, Jeff?
Jeff Jefferson: What's wrong with you! Clearly Trent wants to spend more time with you than me!
Nick Connors: What the heck are you talking about? We're best friends, we spend time with each other equally.
Jeff Jefferson: Well that's not happening.
Trent Nicholson: JJ, would you please PM me later so we could talk. Gay to gay.
Nick Connors: Hey I'm joining
Jeff Jefferson: NO!
Wes Yang: What the hell is happening to the Warblers? Can we stop all the hate and think of Klainebows? Apparently, even though Kurt and Blaine have the most dramatic lives in the Warblers, they don't hate and shout at each other. The hate stops here people! I don't want to see anyone fighting especially on Facebook! Are we clear?
Jeff Jefferson: Fine
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Wes Yang: Good! Meeting adjourned!
Jordan McClaine: Alright! Time to have sex with Santana! :D
Wes Yang: We need to talk.
Jordan McClaine: Alright, PM the way.
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Jordan McClaine:
What's up Wes?
Wes Yang:
I want you to stop sleeping with Santana
Jordan McClaine:
Why?
Wes Yang:
Because I said so
Jordan McClaine:
Why?
Wes Yang:
Because Mr. Bang-Bang said so
Jordan McClaine:
Why?
Wes Yang:
Because Darren Criss said so
Jordan McClaine:
First of all, I'm not Kurt! Second of all, Why?
Wes Yang:
Because Katy Perry said so
Jordan McClaine:
Again, I'm not Blaine! Why?
Wes Yang:
Because Michelle Obama said so
Jordan McClaine:
Okay...why is the First Lady's name even part of this PM conversation?
Wes Yang:
I don't know I'm running out of smart people's names
Jordan McClaine:
...Blaine is smart?
Wes Yang:
Cluelessly smart
Jordan McClaine:
Oh...seriously Wes, why?
Wes Yang:
Because you are just using Santana to stop thinking of the fact that you might like someone of the same sex.
Jordan McClaine:
What the fuck are you talking about?
Wes Yang:
Here we go again. You are using swearing words because you're in denial
Jordan McClaine:
What am I fucking in denial about?
Wes Yang:
Your feelings for Thad
Jordan McClaine:
Are you fucking kidding me? Thad and I are just fucking friends.
Wes Yang:
I know for a fact you like him but you don't want to admit that you might be going gay.
Jordan McClaine:
I'm not homophobic, plus I love gay porn but I'm very sure of my sexuality. I'm fucking straight!
Wes Yang:
I have no idea why you are lying to yourself, Jordan
Jordan McClaine:
I 'am not lying to myself, Wes! In fact, you are the one who's lying to yourself.
Wes Yang:
What are you talking about?
Jordan McClaine:
Me and my relationship with Thad is not the reason why you want me to stop sleeping with her. It's her. She's the reason. You have a crush!
Wes Yang:
What the fuck are you talking about?
Jordan McClaine:
Look who's swearing. Clearly in denial.
Wes Yang:
Don't change the subject Jordan!
Jordan McClaine:
I'm not. You have a crush on her!
Wes Yang:
No I don't
Jordan McClaine:
Okay fine...YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HER!
Wes Yang:
I think you're too much use of your penis left your brain useless to think sensible
Jordan McClaine:
NO BLAMING OF PENISES!
Wes Yang:
Can we not talk about Penises?
Jordan McClaine:
You started it
Wes Yang:
Who started telling me I'm in love with Santana
Jordan McClaine:
You just admit it, Asian moron!
Wes Yang:
Shit! No I didn't!
Jordan McClaine:
:P
Wes Yang:
How could I be in love with the bitchiest and rudest bitch I've ever met? The only thing good about her is sex! She doesn't talk about feelings! She's always wants to hurt people...heck...she even have plans to hurt people! She has RAZORS IN HAIR! Fucking RAZORS! And she hinders my Asian penis from working after sex! HINDERS IT! I'm so not in love with that girl.
Jordan McClaine:
Dude, you are so in love with that bitch
Wes Yang:
No I'm not! Would you stop acting like a broken record?
Jordan McClaine:
As the old saying goes, "The more you hate the more you love"
Wes Yang:
Since when does Jordan McClaine believe in sayings?
Jordan McClaine:
Since...maybe...maybe...I 'am...doubting myself...
Wes Yang:
Aha! So you are gay for Thad!
Jordan McClaine:
Maybe I'm bi...I'm still attracted to women especially their boobs...it's just that...Thad is the first guy I'm protective off. Like his made of glass or something
Wes Yang:
You have just admit that you like Thad! Congratulations! :)
Jordan McClaine:
Maybe I do...but I'm not in love with Thad! I like him but I'm not gay for him. I'm not sure if I'm bi. Maybe it's because I'm stuck in a school full of men...
Jordan McClaine:
Now, you need to admit or tell Santana what you feel
Wes Yang:
I don't feel anything but a boner with Santana
Jordan McClaine:
If you are lying, I 'am seriously going to kidnap Mr. Bang-Bang from his grave.
Wes Yang:
NO!
Jordan McClaine:
So tell me!
Wes Yang:
FINE! MAYBE I 'AM! I've been jealous of you ever since I found out she's sleeping with both of us! I've been in denial of my feelings! HAPPY!
Jordan McClaine:
As happy as Lindsay Lohan was when was doing cocaine and still doing it until now.
Wes Yang:
Fuck you Jordan. I hope you go to hell for taking too many virginities of women.
Jordan McClaine:
Gladly, now all you need is to tell it to her
Wes Yang:
NO NO! Because then she'll know that I like her! And you always know that you don't tell a girl that you like her because it makes you look like an idiot!
Jordan McClaine:
I know you're an idiot, Wes.
Jordan McClaine:
Wait a minute...hold the fuck up...did you just quote AVPM?
Wes Yang:
Damn Kurt, he made me watch it.
Jordan McClaine:
Awww...Darren Criss would be proud...
Wes Yang:
Eww...Darren
Jordan McClaine:
Since when do you hate Darren Criss? Did you Kurt know is going to kill you if he finds out about this?
Wes Yang:
Blaine talks in his sleep. He mostly talks about ways to hate Darren Criss. I found myself believing them so now I hate his guts. Anyway, tell Kurt and I'll tell Thad.
Jordan McClaine:
Don't you fucking dare! Well then, I'll tell Santana!
Wes Yang:
Don't you dare!
Jordan McClaine:
We have an agreement then. No telling
Wes Yang:
Fine, and you'll stop sleeping with her?
Jordan McClaine:
Fine, Santana's all yours. Time for me to sleep with Cream
Wes Yang:
*Asian facepalm*
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Trent Nicholson: Operation spy on Klaine and get-a-huge-amount-money is on bitches!
David Thompson: Don't you mean bastards?
Trent Nicholson: Same definition
Wes Yang: No they aren't. Bitches are for girls. Bastards for boys.
Trent Nicholson: Whatever, Bittards! Mix of bitch and bastards.
Jeff Jefferson: Hey guys! Kurt and Blaine are here! Hide!
Wes Yang: Nice that your back to your old self, Jeff.
Jeff Jefferson: Shut up, Asian
Wes Yang: Okay you're not back. Also, racist!
Jordan McClaine: WOW! Kurt looks so hot in his black skin tight jeans. Are those painted on? Damn.
Thad Stevens: It doesn't look that hot...
David Thompson: I'm straight and yet I find myself fascinated with Kurt's tight jeans.
Nick Connors: Would you look at that ass?
Trent Nicholson: Damn, my brister is on fire. *fanning himself*
Wes Yang: Are you all gay? Am I the only straight Warbler left?
David Thompson: You're the gayest of us all!
Wes Yang: Shut up, Porn Addict!
David Thompson: Fuck you!
Jeff Jefferson: Blaine looks alright. Except his hair does not resemble hair
Aaron Houghston: It looks like Hurricane Katrina hit it
Nick Connors: My sentiments exactly
Thad Stevens: Okay, someone needs to get near them so that we could hear what their talking about. I volunteer Trent since he talked us into doing this
Wes Yang: Who's in favor of Trent?
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Trent Nicholson: Fine I'll listen.
Jeff Jefferson: So, what's happening in the world of Klaine?
Trent Nicholson: Kurt's talking about the latest Vogue edition while Blaine's eye fucking him.
Wes Yang: He is definitely eye fucking. His eyes are on Kurt's chest, he must be undressing them.
Jordan McClaine: Hot!
David Thompson: Are you seriously not gay?
Jordan McClaine: Are you seriously not a porn addict?
David Thompson: Fuck you
Jordan McClaine: Anytime, any place ;)
Trent Nicholson: OMFJR!
Aaron Houghston: What is OMFJR?
Nick Connors: Let me guess! It's Oh My Fucking Joey Ritcher
Trent Nicholson: You're right N!
Jeff Jefferson: Beginner's luck...
Thad Stevens: What's with the OMFJR?
Trent Nicholson: Klaine is holding hands! I repeat Klaine is holding hands!
Jordan McClaine: Bow chicka bow wow!
Wes Yang: Jordan!
Jeff Jefferson: OMFJW!
Trent Nicholson: Oh My Fucking Joe Walker indeed!
Wes Yang: All of you are seriously problemed Starkids
Jeff Jefferson: BURN THE STARKID HATER! BURN HIM I SAY!
Nick Connors: What's with the OMFJW, Jeff?
Jeff Jefferson: Kurt and Blaine are ordering...FOOD!
Thad Stevens: *facepalm*
Nick Connors: *facepalm*
Trent Nicholson: *facepalm*
David Thompson: *facepalm*
Jordan McClaine: *facepalm*
Aaron Houghston: *facepalm*
Wes Yang: *facepalm*Jeff, you are back to yourself. Your insane self that is.
Jeff Jefferson: Shut up! I'm just hungry...
Trent Nicholson: I have Redvines. Want some?
Jeff Jefferson: Who can say no to Redvines?
Nick Connors: Me
Jordan McClaine: Do you seriously want to go back to Utah and be with your grandmother?
Nick Connors: *shakes head from fear* I do not want to go back there. My grandmother feeds me raw food there and makes me drink red stuff that looks like blood.
David Thompson: Is grandmother a vampire?
Nick Connors: That might be possible considering she kisses me on the neck and never on the lips
Jeff Jefferson: Ew...
Trent Nicholson: Klaine has officially gone boring. There talking about Kurt's friends in McKinley and us.
Wes Yang: Who are they talking about?
Trent Nicholson: You! And your craziness
Wes Yang: Damn them...
[After Two Hours of Boring Klaine...]
Thad Stevens: OMFJM!
Wes Yang: Okay...now what does that mean?
Jordan McClaine: Duh! Oh My Fucking Joe Moses!
Thad Stevens: Jords correct
Wes Yang: Why do all of you want to fuck a Starkid actor?
Trent Nicholson: Because Darren, Joey, Joe, and Joe are supermegafoxyawesomeHOT!
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David Thompson: Jordan, what's with the OMFJM?
Jordan McClaine: Blaine just asked Kurt to dance with him!
Trent Nicholson: What!
Thad Stevens: I win the bets bittards! Hooray! Take that John McCain!
Jordan McClaine: What's your problem with John McCain?
Thad Stevens: He was the hugest bastard president in the history of USA. I hate him with a burning passion.
David Thompson: Wow, Kurt and Blaine are really close. As in, no space with them.
Trent Nicholson: So sweet
Nick Connors: I love that Blaine has his arms around Kurt. He looks like his holding on to Kurt forever. Le sigh...
Jeff Jefferson: They look so in love.
Aaron Houghston: They fit perfectly together. Perfect dolphins
Wes Yang: is puking Klainebows from all the Klaine sweetness
Jordan McClaine: They are so close to each other, I'm pretty sure their cocks are pressing against each other. I can see Blaine's eyes rolling in the back of his mind.
Thad Stevens: Jordan! You just ruined the moment!
Jordan McClaine: Not for me, the moment got more exciting. Come on Blaine! Get your Kurt on! For the love of my cock!
Aaron Houghston: Is it me? Or does Blaine look like his going to kiss Kurt?
Nick Connors: Second time I'm agreeing with Aaron. Are you sure you're Aaron?
Aaron Houghston: Who's Aaron?
Nick Connors: *Justin Bieber facepalm* Yup. Blaine definitely looks like his going to kiss Kurt.
Wes Yang: Grow some fucking balls, Blaine! Just kiss him!
Jeff Jefferson: KISS THE BOY!
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Thad Stevens: OMG! It's going to happen.
Trent Nicholson: Prepare your money gentlemen
David Thompson: Count down people!
Aaron Houghston: Teen!
Nick Connors: Nine
Aaron Houghston: Ate
Jeff Jefferson: Seven
Jordan McClaine: Sex!
Thad Stevens: JORDAN!
Jordan McClaine: Fine, Six
Thad Stevens: Five
Trent Nicholson: Four
Aaron Houghston: Tree
David Thompson: Two
Wes Yang: One
Trent Nicholson: OMFJR! THEY KISSED! THEY FINALLY KISSED! OMFJR!
Wes Yang: Finally!
Aaron Houghston: Bow Chicka bow wow!
Jordan McClaine: Hey! That's my line!
Thad Stevens: Wanky
Jordan McClaine: Hey! That's my line too! Stop stealing my lines!
Trent Nicholson: They kiss so sweetly
David Thompson: This is so going on YouTube
Nick Connors: Don't you mean RedTube?
David Thompson: Shut up Connors!
Jeff Jefferson: Wow they are kissing for a long time...
Wes Yang: I'm happy no one's disturbing their moment.
Nick Connors: Woah...they are really kissing for a long time...
Jordan McClaine: First comes kiss then sex then constant Klaine sex...
Thad Stevens: Jordan!
Wes Yang: Oh look, they've stop.
Trent Nicholson: There looking at each other longingly...so adorable and cute...please don't go through the deal Blaine. Please take a chance on Kurt and break your promise to me.
Thad Stevens: What are you talking about? What deal?
Trent Nicholson: Uh...nothing...
Jordan McClaine: OMFJW! Blaine just walked out! WTF!
Trent Nicholson: What!
Wes Yang: Blaine just left Kurt standing on the dance floor! Where the hell is Blaine going?
Aaron Houghston: Maybe his going to pee?
David Thompson: Do not blame his pea sized bladder.
Jeff Jefferson: Look at Kurt. He looks so shock and confused. WTF is wrong with Blaine?
Thad Stevens: There has been something wrong with Blaine ever since we met him. No guy could have that many hair gel in his hair and be normal
Wes Yang: Well gentlemen, looks like we need to prepare ourselves for more Klaine tension. This time this tension would make us leave the common room, unable to live with the tension.
Aaron Houghston: Poor dolphins...
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Jeff Jefferson:
Trent, you there?
Trent Nicholson:
Look JJ, I'm going to ask you straightforward. What the hell is going on with you?
Jeff Jefferson:
Nothing
Trent Nicholson:
This is not nothing, JJ. This is something. Your acting like a piece of shit right now. There is something wrong with you.
Jeff Jefferson:
I'm not eating well
Trent Nicholson:
I doubt that
Jeff Jefferson:
Fine, I'm sorry for acting such a piece of shit. I'm sorry but I'm jealous.
Trent Nicholson:
Jealous? Of who?
Jeff Jefferson:
Nick
Trent Nicholson:
N? What are you jealous of N?
Jeff Jefferson:
Because you love N
Trent Nicholson:
O_O Who told you that?
Jeff Jefferson:
No one needs to tell me. I'm not stupid Trent. I know how to observe and I've seen the way you look and talk to him. There is always longing. You long to be with him. Nick's the guy you're in love with.
Trent Nicholson:
...I...please don't tell him...please...he likes another guy...not me...
Jeff Jefferson:
His not the only one...
Trent Nicholson:
What's that suppose to mean?
Jeff Jefferson:
I love you
Trent Nicholson:
O_O What?
Jeff Jefferson:
I love you, Trent. You're the guy I'm in love with. You're the guy who made me gay for sure. I'm in love with you.
Trent Nicholson:
Me? You're in love with Chubby McWarblerson? A fat base guy.
Jeff Jefferson:
You're more than that Trent. Ever since our chemistry project together, I can't help but think of you in this way.
Trent Nicholson:
...I have...I'm speechless JJ. I never imagined I'm the Warbler you're in love with.
Jeff Jefferson:
Well you are but...you're in love with Nick. It hurts me that you look longingly at him and not at me. How I wish to be him.
Trent Nicholson:
JJ, I like you. I like you a lot. But...N...is...well...
Jeff Jefferson:
I get it. I get that you love him and not me. I get it. I'm not clueless like Blaine.
Trent Nicholson:
So...what's going to happen between us?
Jeff Jefferson:
*shrugs* I don't know. But I'm not saying I'm going to stop loving you. Quite the opposite actually.
Trent Nicholson:
...I don't know JJ...I love..N...I like you...I... I'm leaving for awhile...I need to leave...bye...
Jeff Jefferson:
I love you, bye! :(
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Wes Yang:
Santana, I want you to stop sleeping with Jordan.
Santana Lopez:
Why? Since when did you own my vagina?
Wes Yang:
I just want you to stop.
Santana Lopez:
And what if I don't want to stop sleeping with Jordan?
Wes Yang:
Then you need to choose between me and Jordan. But let me tell you this, Jordan is in love with someone. And someone in love and not with you will ruin the sex. You are not going to have a good time with Jordan.
Santana Lopez:
What about you? Are you in love?
Wes Yang:
...no...no...I'm not in love with anyone...
Santana Lopez:
Fine then I choose you. Come to my house right now. ;)
Wes Yang:
Yeah...sure...I'm not in love with anyone...I'm coming Santana...
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David Thompson to Mercedes Jones: Mercedes, please talk to me. My addiction to porn stopped when we started to date. Fine, I admit that I use to love porn but...that's because I'm jealous of the people there. They could be intimate with someone. I've never been intimate with someone. For me, it's not about the pleasure I like but the way people connect. Mercedes, I'm so sorry...I'm so so sorry...
Mercedes Jones: I'm sorry too.
David Thompson: Why are you sorry? You don't watch porn like I do
Mercedes Jones: Well...
David Thompson: OMG! You watch porn!
Mercedes Jones: For the reason you have as well
David Thompson: But you're a girl!
Mercedes Jones: *bitch glare* is there a problem with a girl watching boy to girl, girl to girl, and boy to boy action?
David Thompson: Uh...well...no...
Mercedes Jones: David, do you think we're ready?
David Thompson: Ready for what?
Mercedes Jones: Sex
David Thompson: O_O
Jordan McClaine: Bow chicka bow wow!
Noah Puckerman: Get some!
Santana Lopez: Wanky
David Thompson: WOULD ALL THREE OF YOU LEAVE THIS WALL THIS INSTANCE!
Santana Lopez: Mercedes, I need details later.
Mercedes Jones: Leave Satan. Beware the power of Christ. *mimicks cross*
Santana Lopez: *rolls her eyes*
David Thompson: Mercedes, are you ready?
Mercedes Jones: Are you ready?
David Thompson: Can we think about this for awhile?
Mercedes Jones: Sure,
David Thompson: So, does this mean you don't hate my guts?
Mercedes Jones: I don't hate your guts, David. I love you no matter what you are. It was just my initial shock. Well, Night! Love you! 3
David Thompson: Love you too
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Kurt Hummel to Blaine Anderson: Blaine? You there?
Blaine Anderson: Yes Kurt?
Kurt Hummel: Can I ask you why you kissed me tonight but ran out afterwards?
Blaine Anderson: Well...um...you see...well...um...I needed to pee
Kurt Hummel: Pee?
Blaine Anderson: Yeah, that's it! I needed to pee so badly that I left after we um...we kissed...
Kurt Hummel: Damn your pea-sized bladder!
Blaine Anderson: Yeah...
Kurt Hummel: So, can I ask you something?
Blaine Anderson: No
Kurt Hummel: Well too bad, I'm asking you anyway!
Blaine Anderson: Fuck
Kurt Hummel: What does this mean?
Blaine Anderson: What does what mean?
Kurt Hummel: Us, you and me, Blaine. What are we?
Blaine Anderson: We're best friends, Kurt. What else?
Kurt Hummel: Best friends don't kiss each other and look at each other longingly afterwards.
Blaine Anderson: Yes they do
Kurt Hummel: No they don't
Blaine Anderson: Yes they do
Kurt Hummel: No they don't
Blaine Anderson: Yes they do
Kurt Hummel: No they don't
Blaine Anderson: Yes they do
Kurt Hummel: No they don't
Blaine Anderson: Yes they do
Kurt Hummel: No they don't
Blaine Anderson: Yes they do
Kurt Hummel: No they don't
Blaine Anderson: Yes they do
Kurt Hummel: Blaine! Stop doing this! You know friends don't! Stop acting so Aaron and Britt like!
Blaine Anderson: Look Kurt, I care about you. I care about you deeply than you'll ever realize. I know we don't see each other as just friends now. We both see each other as more. I tell you now, Kurt Hummel, I see you more than just my best friend. But I just...I just...
Kurt Hummel: Just what Blaine?
Blaine Anderson: I just can't, Kurt. Please understand me.
Kurt Hummel: Blaine, I'm getting too tired of understanding and waiting. I'm not waiting forever.
Blaine Anderson: I know. I'm not saying you should wait for me.
Kurt Hummel: So, I should stop waiting? This means we can't happen at all?
Blaine Anderson: I'm not saying we can't happen, Kurt. You and I feel the same way...it's just that...
Kurt Hummel: What the hell is stopping you from being with me?
Blaine Anderson: A promise
Kurt Hummel: A promise of what?
Blaine Anderson: Something between me and that person. You can't know about it.
Kurt Hummel: Again, Blaine, I'm telling you I'm not waiting forever.
Blaine Anderson: I know.
Kurt Hummel: You also know you're choosing a promise over the man you like?
Blaine Anderson: There's something wrong with that sentence.
Kurt Hummel: What?
Blaine Anderson: Not telling,
Kurt Hummel: Ugh! I'm getting sick and tired of the secrets Blaine! I'm sick and tired! The hell! I'm going to bed now!
Blaine Anderson: Wait Kurt!
Kurt Hummel: WHAT?
Blaine Anderson: Take Care Now
Kurt Hummel: What?
Blaine Anderson: I said Take Care Now
Kurt Hummel: What does that suppose to mean?
Blaine Anderson: You'll know in the end
Kurt Hummel: You are crazy! You won't tell me anything! *walks out dramatically*
Blaine Anderson: Take Care Now, Kurt. Take Care Now
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Wes Yang:
Blaine?
Blaine Anderson:
Wesley? What are you doing awake at this time of night?
Wes Yang:
I'm spying on the videos New Directions placed in MySpace.
Blaine Anderson:
Don't care, Wesley.
Wes Yang:
Do you also want to know that I'm in love with Satan?
Blaine Anderson:
Wait...hold the gay second. You're in love with Santana?
Wes Yang:
Yeah, weird isn't it. Mr. Bang-Bang rolled over his grave the moment I realized it. I think he was silently rooting for me and David to come together.
Blaine Anderson:
Mr. Bang-Bang and me both. :)
Wes Yang:
Shut up hobbit!
Blaine Anderson:
So, does Santana love you back?
Wes Yang: *shrugs*
I have no idea but I did made her choose between me and Jordan.
Blaine Anderson:
Who did she choose?
Wes Yang:
Surprisingly me
Blaine Anderson:
That must mean something, Wesley.
Wes Yang:
I have no idea how I fell in love with a bitch I just have sex frequently.
Blaine Anderson:
Some things are not meant to be known. It is better not to know than to know.
Wes Yang:
Yeah.
Wes Yang:
BTW, all the Warblers spied on your "friend" date with Kurtie.
Blaine Anderson:
I know, I saw Jeff eating tater tots in the corner. Also, I read the Facebook conversations you guys had.
Wes Yang:
Wasn't my plan. Blame Trent.
Blaine Anderson:
Yeah I blame Trent for all that sucks in my life right now. Though I said yes to it so I suck too.
Wes Yang:
How was the first Klaine kiss?
Blaine Anderson:
Have you ever read about how first kiss should feel like?
Wes Yang:
No
Blaine Anderson:
Well I do, and to tell you the truth it was much more. I didn't felt fireworks or a spark when we kissed.
Wes Yang:
What you felt?
Blaine Anderson:
:) I felt the earth stop moving and everyone around us stopped. Like the hands of time gave us a few free seconds to kiss and be one. After that, I felt like the earth shook below me and tried to shake me to reality but I can't. All I can see was his ocean eyes and his slightly flushed face. I've never seen him more beautiful in my life. Heck, I think I fell in love with him even more.
Wes Yang:
Congratulations hobbit! :)
Blaine Anderson:
The only thing I regret is not telling him I love him after the kiss. Instead I ran away like Lindsay Lohan did. Now look what happened to her.
Wes Yang:
Hey! You said "I love you" to Kurt.
Blaine Anderson: No I didn't.
Wes Yang:
Yes you did. You said "Take Care Now". I know for a fact that has another meaning. And by meaning, I mean the Three Words.
Blaine Anderson:
Wait a second! Wait a hot second, since when do you watch Grey's Anatomy?
Wes Yang:
Since like forever. Plus, Sandra Oh is one hot Asian. Myaww! *insert feline gesture*
Blaine Anderson:
*facepalm* so you know the meaning.
Wes Yang:
Yup, I love that episode and especially that scene. You actually gave me an idea to tell Santana what I feel without her knowing. Though, I 'am very surprised that Kurt didn't get the meaning.
Blaine Anderson:
Good. It's better he doesn't know.
Wes Yang:
He's not going wait for you forever, Blaine.
Blaine Anderson:
Tell that to Trent.
Wes Yang:
I haven't seen Trent in awhile.
Blaine Anderson:
He needs to learn to grow some balls.
Wes Yang:
Blaine, listen to me. You need to talk to Trent about this. You need to break the deal. You need to be selfish right now. Trent and Nick are a lost deal. You and Kurt are made for each other. Gay babies are crying to be made!
Blaine Anderson:
I can't do that, Wesley. A promise is a promise.
Wes Yang:
But-
Blaine Anderson:
A PROMISE IS A PROMISE! A DEAL IS A DEAL!
Wes Yang:
I'm really sorry for you, Blaine. This whole Klaine drama is getting tiresome to watch.
Blaine Anderson:
Yeah. I don't know what's worse. Kurt not waiting for me anymore or me not having having the guts to tell him those three words.
Wes Yang:
You'll tell him in time.
Blaine Anderson:
But he's not waiting for me anymore.
Wes Yang:
I don't believe that. I think he's still waiting except he'll go on to other men but he'll come back to you the moment you allow your relationship to happen.
Blaine Anderson:
I hope your right but I doubt it. He seems mad. Poor me...
Wes Yang:
Andpoor gay babies...longing to be made by Klaine groins. Poor babies...
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Author's Note: Aww...so sad ending...me so sad...
So, let's see the whole summary of what happened in this chapter.
I told you guys to watch out for the couple dramas. Let's start with our favorite:
KLAINE: So Klaine date finally happened. Well, Klaine "friend" date. But it didn't end like a friend date. They've finally kissed people but Blaine run away. If you've been reading this fanfic for awhile, you already know that the reason he run away was because of his promise to Trent. Stupid deal...
By the end of the story, we found out that Kurt's not willing to wait anymore and is tired of the secrets Blaine is keeping from him. Also, Kurt only thinks that Blaine likes him but Blaine loves him. He even says "Take Care Now" to him. Aww...Klaine drama.
WENTANA: Well it's official, Wes has fallen for the bitch, Santana that is. Wes has fallen over jealousy from Jordan and Santana get their nasty on. But does Santana reciprocate? It doesn't look like it. She looks like she just wants sex and sex only. Will she fall for Wes? I sure hope so considering I ship them...
TREFF: The triangle is slowly unfolding as Trent and Jeff finally knows. Trent is surprised that Jeff loves him and Jeff is jealous as hell to Nick. Jeff is super evil when his jealous and is very scary. Trent, on the other hand, seems to be confused by now. He even left. What does that suppose to mean? Does this mean he somehow has feelings for Jeff as well? And what about Nick?
DARK TATER TOTS: Aka David and Mercedes. Mercedes hated David from the start because she finally found about his porn addiction. But in the end, we find out that Mercedes loves porn too. What an odd couple. But this time, they are facing a new challenge. Sleeping with each other. Will they proceed to losing their virginities to each other or not?
JORTHAD: Jordan has finally admitted that he likes Thad but he does not look like his in love with him or going gay for him any time soon. Thad is all jealous and scolding Jordan in this chapter. This two are seriously crazy.
That's it. That's the whole story. Wow.
FAVORITE PART:
The spying on the Klaine date. So freaking awesome!
FAVORITE QUOTE AND QUOTER:
Blaine Anderson: "Take Care Now"
That quote came from Grey's Anatomy itself. I'm a serious GA fan and have always been way before Glee happened and I just so happen to be Team Owen Hunt and Cristina Yang. That is why my penname is BM22OwenstinaKB. Owenstina came from GA. I've always been touched by that quote so I wanted to try it out here.
If you don't watch Grey's Anatomy or the scene where this quote was used, copy paste the link here: http:/www .youtube .com/ watch?v=tpzKBmRuYPM – just remove the spaces ;)
The scene is so full of emotion and love. I can imagine Kurt and Blaine in Cristina and Owen's places.
Before I end this chapter, I would like you to do three things:
REVIEW AND TELL ME WHAT PART OR QUOTE YOU LOVE!
TEST HOW GOOD OF A STARKID YOU ARE BY TELLING ME HOW MANY STARKID OR AVPM REFERENCES I WROTE IN THIS CHAPTER. THIS INCLUDES THE NAMES OF THE ACTORS PEOPLE! THE ONE WHO GETS THE CORRECT NUMBER HAS A SPECIAL DEDICATION IN THE NEXT CHAPTER.
CLUE TO ALL OF YOU: THERE IS MORE THAN TWO
AND
GIVE ME AN IDEA ON WHAT SHOULD WILL AND SUE SHOULD FIGHT ABOUT ON THE NEXT CHAPTER!
I always make the Will vs. Sue chapter every five chapters.
I seriously need a good one because I can't think of something they could fight about
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