Naruto has a What!

by Drindrak

"Naruto Uzumaki has left the village to form a cult, Hokage-sama." The Chunin said, and Hiruzen sighed. "Oh yes, I forgot to mention that his cult worships the nine Bijuu and their Jinchuriki, sir." AU, OOC, totally a Crack fic. T for possible language. Ch. 1-4 Rewritten.

14. Them ANBU, so Sexy

14: Them ANBU, so Sexy

Roshi couldn't believe his eyes. That Konoha ANBU that had just landed in front of them was the epitome of beauty.

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But perhaps that was the Sake talking. Him and Bee had gone out for celebratory drinks before they left Cloud. Currently, both were about as hammered as a Jinchuriki could get, which meant he barely had a good buzz going. But he won't let the Sake deter him from that ANBU goddess in front of him. With a drunken stagger, he made his over to her. He slung an arm over her shoulders.

"Hey -hic- babe. Hows about you an' me go get some drinks?" He slurred, completely ignoring the glare she gave him.

"No." She then resumed her banter with Naruto about him returning to Konoha. Roshi blinked and frowned.

"Why not?" She none-to-gently removed his arm from her shoulders, and punched him.

"You're drunk and I don't even know your name." Roshi smirked.

"well babe -hic- I'm dah supah awesome Roshi. And what's your name -hic-?" The other ANBU disappeared as Naruto refused and cowered behind a now very protective Yugito. The woman ANBU flipped him the finger.

"Uzuki Yuugao, and I have a boyfriend." With that, she disappeared.

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