Know Your Smashers
Chapter 14: Bowser
A certain Koopa King was next up in the hot seat, which was quite surprising how such a small seat could hold such a large creature.
Know Your Smashers...Know Your Smashers...Know Your Smashers...
"Alright, let's get this over with."
Bowser...believes he is gay when he actually likes to do it with women.
"Hold on there, buddy. Are you saying that I don't know my own sexuality?"
Yep. And I bet you can't tell the difference between a man and a woman.
"Yes, I can! I know that men and women have different parts on their body! I'm not that stupid!"
Bowser...he and Peach got on it 37 times!
"You have got to be joking. Me and Peach have never done anything that intimate."
Come on, you know that the only reason you kidnap Peach is to have some of her cake, if ya know what I mean.
"I don't do that kind of stuff with Peach, okay?"
Bowser...Mario is about to come in to beat the s**t out of you in three seconds.
"Mario?" Bowser laughed as if it were some kind of joke. "Yeah, right. Like Mario's really gonna come in and-"
"There you-a are, Bowser!"
Before Bowser could react, Mario suddenly came from right behind him and jumped on his head, causing him to fall out of the seat (which was surprisingly able to hold his weight the entire time) and land on the floor with a loud thud. Mario then started to beat the ever loving crap out of him.
"This is what you get for-a romping on-a Peach!"
Now you know the sexually confused Koopa, Bowser!
"Wait a minute,Mario ! I never actually hit on-" Bowser didn't get a chance to protest as Mario grabbed his tail and spun him around several times, and then he eventually let go, sending him flying across the studio.
"SO LONG, GAY BOWSER!" Mario shouted as the sound of glass breaking could be heard offscreen.