Yay! I wrote another chapter!
But . . . it's not exactly my best one. Is it just me, or have my chapters slowly gotten worse . . . ?
ANIM3—Sorry for the random question, but have you watched Fullmetal Alchemist?
I do not own Vampire Knight, Kuroshitsuji, or Fullmetal Alchemist.
The Not-Lizzy and Sebastian were having an epic stare-off in the middle of Ciel's bedroom. Neither of them blinked as they stared into each others eyes.
Ciel watched from the sidelines, sitting on top of his bed, and watching Lizzy's face. There was a strange look on her face that he had never seen before: it was a smug, bored expression, but she also stared at Sebastian like she knew him. He found the Not-Lizzy to be very interesting. Very interesting, indeed.
The room had been silent and Zero, who was lying besides Ciel, was the first to break it. He jumped off the bed gracefully and walked towards Sebastian who had not taken his red eyes off of Lizzy.
Zero had no idea what was going on, due to the fact that he had been unconscious for a large part of the time. A time in which Lizzy had seemed to become possessed.
"Hey, Sebastian!" he said. "Give me your gloves."
Sebastian looked up with his thin eyebrows raised. "Why?"
Zero pulled at the edges of the butler coat he had stolen from Sebastian's dead body. "Because I need to complete this get-up. And since you always seem to be wearing gloves, I think I should wear some too."
"Who the hell is this?" the Not-Lizzy asked.
"I could ask the same to you," Sebastian said.
"Don't ignore me, Sebastian," Zero said.
Sebastian sighed. "Fine,"—he pulled off his gloves—"Here you are. Now go play your silly games somewhere else."
Zero smiled and quickly pulled on the white gloves. "Wait here while I go make some tea, Ciel!" And then he ran off.
"That imbecile," Sebastian growled under his breath. He returned his eyes to the Not-Lizzy, and frowned.
The Not-Lizzy was staring at his hand with wide golden eyes. Suddenly the not-Lizzy snatched at his right hand.
"I've never seen a transmutation circle like this before. That girl from Xing did use something similar to this, but her circle didn't have these strange markings on them. What's it for?"
"Transmutation circle?" Ciel muttered. "What's he talking about, Sebastian?"
The Not-Lizzy turned to look at Ciel. "You have the same circle in your right eye. How does that work? Hey, Colonel, what the hell is going on around here? And who is this kid?"
"Colonel?" Sebastian asked his brows furrowing. A small smile appeared on his lips. "I see. You aren't from this world."
The Not-Lizzy cocked her head then her strange golden eyes widened as if having a sudden epiphany. "The gate . . . I remember now. I died and then Al transmuted himself to bring me back . . . I had my arm and my leg, but Al was gone. I couldn't live with myself knowing that my brother would be lost in the gate forever, so I transmuted myself . . ."
"I don't understand half of what you are saying," Ciel mumbled. "But it seems quite idiotic and round-about. Just get over it, already, and tell us who you are!"
Golden eyes stopped on Ciel's face and he snarled, "I'm Edward Elric—The Fullmetal Alchemist! Who the hell are you?"
Ciel looked unfazed by Edward's sudden outburst. The name meant nothing to him, but he had heard of Alchemists. "I'm Earl Ciel Phantomhive, and you are in my fiancée's body."
Edward was about to snap something at the short earl, but stopped when he noticed just how different he felt. He looked down at his body, first noticing the fact that he possessed two flesh arms and two flesh legs. He then noticed that he had gained (and lost) a few more things.
First of all he was wearing a dress. Okay, it wasn't the most surprising thing that had happened in his life. He had been waiting for the day when one of Colonel Mustang's absurd missions required him to cross-dress.
Second, he was covered in blood . . . He didn't find that all too surprising either, considering all the fights he had fought. The blood was probably his, but he didn't mind a few more scars to add to his collection.
Third, and this was the detail that took his intellectual brain a few seconds to process: There were two small lumps where there shouldn't have been on his chest.
"I'm gonna kill that damn Truth!" Edward shouted. "He's probably laughing it up right now! Putting me in a girl's body . . . You're so dead! You hear me Truth!"
Ciel sighed. "Please clam down." He slowly got off his bed and walked towards the fuming Edward. "Sebastian, how do we get this person out of Lizzy?"
"Sebastian?" Edward asked, turning his eyes to the demon. "Hmm, I could have sworn you were that bastard. You look like him, though your hair is bit longer . . . All this is starting to fuck with my brain. I think I need some fresh air."
"No," Ciel suddenly snapped. "You are not permitted to leave his mansion!"
"Oh, yeah! Who the hell died and made you master of the universe? I'll leave if I want to!" Edward shouted, though he hadn't planned on leaving. He just liked being rebellious.
"As long as you are in Lizzy's body you cannot leave my sight or Sebastian's. To the rest of England you are Elizabeth Middleford, and I will not have you sullying her name by making some unpardonable mistake."
Edward was silent for a moment. "Fine, but as long as I'm in your mansion I get to do whatever I want."
Ciel eyed the alchemist curiously and warily. "Fine."
"Good," Edward said standing up from where he sat on a chair and walking towards the door. "I want a change of clothes. Some tight pants sound good, and they better be leather."
Zero was walking through the garden for no particular reason. He had planned to go to the kitchen and make some tea, but had taken a wrong turn somewhere and was now walking amongst the bird and the bees.
He had hoped to see Kaname on the way but hadn't. Kaname had just drifted away after Lizzy had woken up. He had walked out of the room muttering to himself darkly.
Suddenly something moved in a bush to his right. Zero stopped and looked at it.
"Who's there?"
" . . . Nobody. Now walk away!"
If zero hadn't been in a curious mood he probably would have walked away. But he was in a curious mood and needed something to cure his random boredom.
Quickly he pounced at the bush which made strange hurt noises when he landed on something hard.
"You!" Zero said at the person tackled beneath him. "What are you doing here?"
Aidou glared up at the vampire, baring his own sharp canines. "I'm trying to find Kaname-sama! He suddenly left the school, so I decided to find him and make sure he's safe."
"Kaname won't like that you're here."
"Why?"
"Because he left the school to get away from idiots like you."
Aidou laughed. "Like I should believe you! Kaname-sama is too kind and gentle to do something like that. He wouldn't leave me . . . Oh, Kaname-sama!"
Kaname looked down at the two vampires, his red eyes dark and foreboding. "You're right, Aidou. I wouldn't leave you in a million years because you're so handy in times of great predicaments."
"What's he talking about?" Aidou asked Zero, nudging him with his elbow.
Zero didn't get to answer but both were instead handed a shovel.
"Two can dig faster than one," Kaname said.
Meanwhile, Yuuki lay unconscious in Lizzy's blood covered room. Well at least I hope she is unconscious. She hasn't exactly moved in a few chapters.
Okay, how did you like it?
Yes, it is very random, and no I don't think this story will ever develop anything close to a plot. Well . . . on second thought it might. I've been thinking up some stuff lately, and since I've brought some new characters into the story, and think I can actually start pointing this weird Fanfiction thingy into a real-ish story.
I don't know if any of you have watched Tsubasa . . . I only watched like five episodes, but only because Jason Librecht played the main character. I got the gist of the story and how they travel from world to world in search of feathers. I think I'm going to do something like that, but they'll be traveling to different anime worlds . . . or something along that line of thought.
You can tell me if you hate this idea . . . all you have to do is press the Review button on the bottom of this page.
Anyways, thanks to those who have reviewed. I love you all!
Updates probably won't be very frequent . . . school is being a pain in the ass, and right now i'm refusing to do in any homework. That won't last very long tough.