Chapter 14.

Freeing Shrek, Donkey & Puss

Inside a dungeon, Shrek, Donkey and Puss were chained against a wall and Donkey was chained upside down and was going on about his Miranda Rights.

"I got to get out of here! You can't lock us up like this! Let me go! What about my Miranda Rights? You're supposed to say I have the right to remain silent. Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!"

"Donkey," snapped Shrek, "You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity."

"I must hold on before I, too, go totally mad," said Puss.

"SHREK! DONKEY! PUSS!" shouted a voice. Shrek, Donkey and Puss looked up to see Yarnell, Skyros and Deerling along with Gingy, Pinocchio, the Three Little Pigs, the Three Blind Mice and the Big Bad Wolf.

"Too late," said Puss.

"Yarnell!" said Shrek, "Get us out of here!"

A blind mouse lit a match but fell into the cell, one of the Three Little Pigs lit the dynamite and shouted:

"Fire in the hole!"

The cell opening blew up and Pinocchio went on in. However, he got all tangled up in the ropes that he had. Gingy sighed.

"Look out below!" he called as he slid down.

"Quick!" said Shrek, "Tell a lie!"

"What should I say?" asked Pinocchio.

"Anything," said Gingy, "But quick!"

"Say something crazy," said Donkey, "Like, "I'm wearing ladies' underwear!"

"I, uh, am wearing ladies' underwear," said Pinocchio.

"Are you?" asked Shrek.

"I most certainly am not!" said Pinocchio his nose grew long.

"It looks like you most certainly am are!" said Donkey.

"I am not!" said Pinocchio his nose grew even longer.

"What kind?" asked Puss.

"It's a thong!" said Gingy.

"Ow!" screamed Pinocchio, "They're briefs!"

After Pinocchio's nose kept on growing, Gingy was able to free them all.

"Excuse me?" said a muffled voice.

"What?" asked Shrek, "Puss!"

Puss spat the blind mouse and said quickly:

"Sorry, boss."

"Quit messing around!" said Shrek, "We've got to stop that kiss!"

"I thought you were going to let her go!" shouted Yarnell from above.

"I was," said Shrek, "But I can't let them do this to Fiona."

"Boom!" said Donkey, "That's what I like to hear. Look who's finally coming around!"

"It's impossible!" said Puss, "We'll never get in. The castle is guarded and there is a moat and everything and how are we going to get out of here?"

"Leave that part to me!" shouted Skyros. He transformed into his huge bakugan form. Gingy, Pinocchio, the Three Little Pigs, the Three Blind Mice and the Big Bad Wolf grew shocked to see Skyros so big.

"Here we go!" shouted Yarnell.

Skyros reached in, picked them up and soon the whole gang were off to stop the Fairy Godmother and rescue Fiona.