A/N: Minna, MERRY CHRISTMAS again! I did it! Another Christmas miracle XD I really did finish it now. (And it's only 10pm in our country) So, technically, I finished it exactly on deadline.
AelitaOfTheWolves - I'll just post them in my profile. Soon :) And thanks :D
Amethyst Nyxruvia - Thanks! Well, sadly, this is the last chapter. And I hope that it would provide the unexpected 'twists' you're looking for. It's not a very funny chapter, but... just see for yourself ;)
kawaii-witch181 - I'm glad you found it funny! :D And yes, I like Dream Pair XD LOL, I also can't believe that Tezuka could be capable of saying something so... senseless. Neither did I think he knew how to dye XD Anyway, Merry Christmas too!
EmeraldRain25 - Thanks again for the idea (life saver). If you didn't suggest it, I would have been posting the punishment part late because I'd still have to figure that part out. Merry Christmas! :D
The runt Duchess - LOL. Did I confuse you? Well, I had nothing to do so I thought I'd post the chapters already. In this chapter, you'll witness Fuji's 'punishment' ^^ I'm sure you can think of appropriate punishments yourself, so Good luck with that. And Merry Christmas :D
Rylath Nevara98 - Thank you ^^- This would be the last chapter, so I hope you enjoy it :)
tennisgirl16 - Maybe. But I'm not confident that it could have happened thrice to Echizen. And besides, would he even admit it even if it really did happen more than thrice? XD
Well, what should I say... this would be the last chapter so...
I hope you guys enjoy it :D
"Goodbye everyone! Enjoy your Christmas vacation." Inui announced after recovering, slightly, from the food fight earlier. Fortunately, they had run out of sushi to throw at him, or nothing else could have saved Inui.
The regulars started to fix their things and stuck their gifts in their bags. Inui wondered how he would explain the magazines to his parents if ever they saw them. They each bid their last farewells and holiday greetings.
"Don't let your guard down." Tezuka said as they were dismissed. However, it seems that something was forgotten. Or not.
"Fuji, please stay." Inui told the Tensai. They waited until only the two of them were left and Inui gave him the instructions.
"Fuji, as punishment for your loss in the Hand of Truth game, you are given the task to clean this whole clubroom."
"Hai." Fuji willingly accepted the punishment task. It didn't look fair though, because the clubroom was in a complete mess. As if a hurricane had just passed the area. Sushi were scattered around the room, gift wrappers, and pudding had spilled on the floor.
"You can also take it as a punishment for revealing Kikumaru's codename to Kaidoh. And for figuring out that Kaidoh was ShyMonster before CHAOS." Inui remarked as he was halfway through the doorstep.
"Merry Christmas, Inui," replied Fuji as he proceeded to clean the chaotic place. He still had a smile on his face, as if Inui had said nothing.
Fuji started by picking up the ravaged gift wrappers first. It seems as if some of the regulars didn't show mercy when opening their gifts. Some were torn to very little pieces which made them only harder to pick up. He was almost finished disposing the wrappers when he came across a box. And yes, it was probably Inui's.
The box was closed, though. Nobody even noticed it was there in the first place. Fuji picked it up and opened the lid.
*CLICK*
Darkness filled the room. Just like what had happened earlier when Tezuka opened Inui's gift for him.
Fuji felt his way to where the light switch was. But before that, he thought he heard something in the box. He couldn't see it, so he reached inside and felt something in his hand.
A very small… square thing.
It had a button in the middle. Hmm.. suspicious.
Fuji pressed the button.
*CLICK*
So, Inui had planned this, huh? He had purposely given Tezuka an empty box (save for the small remote). Fuji knew he was right when he heard Inui's whispers to Tezuka.
Saa… what exactly are those two up to?
Well, it didn't matter anymore because they aren't here right now. Fuji thought he'd keep the remote. Sure, it could be useful in some of his… uhm… plans.
Later, he discovered that if the lid of the box was opened, a small string (connected to the small remote) would activate the switch; triggering the lights off.
Cool.
After Fuji finished his task with the wrappers (and the box), he proceeded with cleaning the buffet table. Which was also known for being the most fearful (and messy) yet most visited area in the whole room.
Fuji gathered the utensils and kept them storage in who-knows-where. Cleaning the table wasn't that hard, since there wasn't any food left (except the juice and pudding, which, in my opinion, could NOT be considered edible). So all he had to do was gather the utensils and set the table aside.
Cleaning the clubroom was quicker than expected. Well, what can I say, Yuuta's coming home from his dorm so…
… I guess Aniki just got excited, ne?
After he was finished with his task, he gathered his things in his bag. Just as he was calmly doing so, he noticed a bandanna lying helplessly on the ground.
It was smaller than the regular bandanna, so it couldn't be Kaidoh's. Fuji suspected that it was Kikumaru's. Maybe his stuffed-toy's bandanna fell off (the gift he got from Kaidoh). Fuji assumed that Kikumaru would come back to claim it later, or after vacation.
Thus, he had nothing else to worry about.
So….
Hang on, Yuuta! Aniki's coming!
Somewhere out there, Fuji Yuuta felt shivers run down his spine.
Kikumaru was panting hard when he reached the clubroom. He already got home when he realized that his stuffed-toy's cat was missing! And thus, he had run all the way from his house to school.
He brought out his spare key (all the regulars have one) for the clubroom. As he went inside, he was amazed at how clean the clubroom was. As if CHAOS didn't occur just a while ago.
Well, that's better isn't it? No more horrifying evidences.
He looked around the room to look for his cat toy's bandanna. And his eyes almost shed tears as he saw the poor bandana lying helplessly in despair that someone would claim it. Kikumaru immediately grabbed it and hugged it.
When the drama was done, Kikumaru found himself amazed again at how clean the clubroom was. Who cleaned it anyways? That person must be in real hurry. Maybe the person had a date.
Well, actually, the person had a cute little brother. But of course, Kikumaru didn't know that it was Fuji who cleaned the clubroom. Or else, he might have concluded the same thing.
As he looked around, an awfully familiar box caught his eye. And yes, again, it was one of Inui's precious boxes.
He looked closer and saw that the box had a hole on top. It must be the one they used in the Hand of Truth game.
Kikumaru turned the box upside down to scatter the contents. Then he saw it.
Numerous neatly-folded papers. Tons. Wait, maybe hundreds.
Where did Inui even get those, nya?
Among the organized papers, which he didn't bother reading anymore, one paper particularly stood out. It looked as if it was crampled by a hand so… smooth…?
As he took the paper, he recognized it as the last paper that Fuji held. The one with the 'I got mistaken for a girl more than thrice' statement.
And to Kikumaru's shock, the paper contained something different from what Fuji had claimed. He continued to gape in shock at the words, letting them sink in for his brain to process it fully.
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'I read fanfiction.'
A/N: The End. XD Ok, what a crappy ending.
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And MERRY CHRISTMAS ! :D ~*~
