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Chater 14: mami goshdarnit
LAST TIE ON THE STRONFEST MAGICALF GIRL
homora rested for a bit and thn there was a knock at the door!
'WHO IS IT" SAID MAMI
"ITS ME" SAID A VOICE
mami and yuui looked at each other
"let me in" said th voice
"ok said yui. she let them in. it was madoka's mom!
"theres a witch downstaies" she said
"oh shit no" muttered yui
"language" MAMI ROARED
~~~~meanwhile~~~~
kyubey was wakling along wiyh madoka. "hey madoka" he sadi
madoka looked at him "yes kyubey"
"y don't u wqanna b a magical girl?"
"I do" said madoka "but homora thinks it's a bad idea. nd so many magigal giels die being magical firls! I want to save ppl but us it wirth the risk?"
"y don't u do what uyi did? Wish to b invincible?"
madoka smiled "yeah that was a good wish byt the only problem is that if I did the samen itd be a paradox and wed both basiclalt become gods"
"y is thqt a bad thing"
"I jsut don't think id want that:
"oh" said kyubey "also homora is n the hostpital"
"OMgoD Y?"
"yui cut her leg off"
"OMGOD I HAVE TO GO FINDE HER!"
"I literaly just told u where she is"
"get away drom her u fucking space ferret" a sword flew out of nowhere!1! madka gasped! It hit kyubey! ! Anf..
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soon…
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KYUBEY WAS DEAD!11!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!1!11!" SAID MADIKA AND SHE LOOKED AT KYUBEY WHOI WAS NOW DEAD "Y DID U DO THT?1/!?1/1?1?!1/1"
"hes a lil bitch" said the sword thrower
madka looked at the sword thrower. it was sayaka!
"omgod sayaka" sad madoka "y did u do that"
"i heard from mami who heard from yui who heard from yuis mom who heard from your mom whoheard from kyubey that magigal girls tuen into witches"
"omgod" said maoka "nd u saw thta I was going ot make a contract and stopped me!" madoka said happly.
"ye"
"o btw homoras in the hostpital" said madka
"WHAT' SAID SAYAKA SHE WAS SHOKCED
"YE YUI CUT HER LEG OFF"
"WOW I SURE AM Glad I dint fite her"
"yw"
"so r we fonna go see homota"
"I mean I guess I hav to now bc were going on a date"
"y did u agree to that I thought u were strait"
"she was attacking yui and no y would u think I was straight"
"u takl about how u don't understand lesbians"
"duh im a homosexual not a lesbian"
"madika" sayaka said "those are the exact same thing"
"fuck" said madika
and then they wernt to th hospital to visit homora.
BUT MEANWHILE
mami was getting her ass handede to her by a witch
"YUI U SLUT COME HELP ME" said mami
"what happened to language" said yui
"oops" said mami and se turned to look at yi who was beating up withc familiars. But when her back was turned, the witc snuck up on her!111
"hi" it saif
"motherfu-!" said mami but ws cut off along with her head
the witch flew over to yui! "I GOT U NOW" THE WITCH ROARED PSYCOTICLY!
"U HAD ONE JOB MAMI: YUI SAID ND DEN BEAT UP THE WITC
the witch died. yui picke up the grief sed amd cried bc now mami was dead. "y does mt life fcking suck" she sobbed
yui went back upstairs to homora's hostpital room. "mami is dead" she said
"oh no" said homora "ok so head count who is still alive"
"uh me" yui said "you, and I tink sayala's still aliv but shesa bitch anyway so dead to me I guess"
"tahst 3 ghen" said homora
yea" said yui
"ok u ne d to call sakaya and then I need to tell u all someting"
"sjes already here" said kyubey. they all looked ath him "I told madka where u were nd sayake came with her aftr killing me"
"then how r u sill here" said yui
"there are manu of me" said kyubey
"ok" said yui
sayaka and madoka walked in the dor and wen they saw kyubety sayaka threw another sword at him lol and he died ahain
"r u ok homora?" madoka asked
"ye im fine my leg'll b better soonmagic yknow" said homora "anyways…
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I have somethin to tell u"