YAY we have surpassed the 110 margin! Confetti for all!
Anyway I loved reading your reviews today and honestly I wish you guys just hung around me more often because its like having fans!
Romance & musicals, RainbowsPoniesAndShit…what can I say….our love of AVPM/AVPS shows how totally awesome we are….hmm I think that calls for a refrence don't you? Perhaps a delicious RedVine? ;)
Thank you to NightRose131, Romance & Musicals And Maggie the Unicorn for the colour choice!
A big thank espesh to Maggie the Unicorn because I was intending on saving White for when I FINALLY got around to engagement/Marriage one shots, But due to popular demand and a plot line I couldn't resist here it is;
White!
"Remind me why I'm doing this again?"
You may be wondering why I'm stood here,
In the palace kitchens at 4am,
freezing my ass off,
wearing an apron.
So am I
Caleb, sporting a slightly less….feminine apron, looked at me as if I was suppost to know the answer.
"You're here because you don't want to look like a crappy insensitive boyfriend on valentines day."
Oh yeah.
Today, if you hadn't guessed, is Valentines day.
You know the one I'm talking about.
The most pointless holiday of the year unless you have someone to share it with.
Well that's my problem…I have no idea what I'm doing.
At the Orphanage we didn't really know what Valentines day was at first and then I've been on the run so long months would go by without me saying "Hey, How ya doing. The names Flynn, Flynn Rider"
So as you can imagine I'm not exactly an expert.
Mind I'm not quite sure why im taking advice of a 16 year old either?
"Why are you making me do this exactly?" He stuck his head into various jars and pots whilst responding
"I'm here to stop you killing yourself. Unless you would rather set fire to the Palace Kitchen?"
Ugh I hate it when the kids right.
"So I'm….baking?"
"Yes"
"Why?"
"Ugh! Your baking because Rapunzel likes cake! Rapunzel likes cake and if you make her cake she likes you even more! Get it now?"
"I suppose"
Caleb clutched his hair and muttered something about not being payed enough.
I did like winding him up. Besides why is he even helping me cook he could just sit there...unless…
"You're here to cook aren't you!" Caleb blushed and looked outraged
"No I'm not!"
"Yes you are!"
"No I am not!"
"Yes you most certainly are!"
We stared at each other, waiting until the other cracked
I happen to be a fortress….shame Caleb isn't so skilled
"Ugh fine! I was going to make something for Tess…." He looked up but refused to make eye contact "Ummm Eugene..? What do you do if you want a girl to like you?"
I sighed and sat him down.
"Caleb. I'm going to share with you a vital piece of information that every young man needs to know."
He nodded and waited for my piece of wisdom.
"Never tell a girl you like her; it makes you look like an idiot."
"Really?" He looked a little confused but I reassured him with a confident nod.
"Absoloutly." He contemplated this
"Oh alright"
I went over to the pot with the flour in it only to be tugged back by Caleb
"I think you'll find I will be doing that"
"Why you? Im the oldest I get to make it!"
"I actually know how to cook!" The tugging became a game of tug of war with the pot of Flour
"I don't care! Give it to me!"
"No!"
"Atleast I have a girlfriend to give it to!"
"Hey shut up!"
"Give it!"
"No! You let go!"
"Not you let go!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
The next thing I knew we were covered in flour.
The whole kitchen was covered in flour
The kitchen staff who just arrived were covered in flour.
Great.
~After cleaning and cooking ~
Knock Knock
"Good morning beautiful" I carried the fresh batch of cupcakes into her room and placed them on the bedside table.
Rapunzel giggled whilst reaching over and kissing my cheek. Why is she always just one centimetre off?
"How sweet of you! Now I feel bad…" If she didn't get me anything I'm blaming the boy
"Why?" She smirked at me
"Oh its nothing. Its just my gift seems so insignificant. After all I only found - THIS!" from behind her back Rapunzel countered up the most beautiful, heartfelt and personal gift I had ever received
"My Satchel! You found it!" I grabbed my beloved bag and clutched it to my chest as if it were a missing person.
"I was wandering around the stables and it looks like Max had found it"
I knew that horse and me weren't even yet….
"Happy Valentines day Eugene"
~After cleaning and cooking….by the stables ~
Just do it!
How hard can it be
Simply go "Hey Tess, There were some left over and I thought, seeing as it's valentines day that you might-" Nah that's crap.
How about "Tess I know I can be a jerk, but your not exactly miss perfect-" Definatly not!
I fail
"What are you sulking about now?"
GAH! Natural act natural!
"Oh nothing nothing. How are you?" She grinned and spun around….Is she sick?
She's giggling….Tess doesn't giggle….Tess doesn't act like a girl?
"I am great actually! You'll never guess what happened"
You were brainwashed?
"What?"
"You know Nathan? One of the trainee gaurds."
Yeah I know him, he's an arse.
"Well he gave me a bouqet of roses and asked me if I would like to go out for a moonlight walk tonight! Isn't it great?…..Unless of course….You think I should do something else tonight?"
She looked funny. Big eyes….She likes him! God someone just kill me now!
I know! I'll make her seem like I don't care.
"Nah go ahead. Nathans great, but I heard he's into real girly girls. You know the type; Tall, blonde and pretty. I don't blame him he had great taste. So maybe he's looking for something new…or you were the last option"
There we go. Now she can drop him and I can turn on the charm
"You know, every day everyone is trying to put me down, and on the one day I actually feel like a person, YOU'RE TRYING TO RUIN IT!"
What the -
"Holy shi-!"
"You know what just forget it Caleb! I hope you have fun tonight because I won't be seeing you, I'm going to enjoy my evening with someone who actually cares about what day it is today!"
She stormed off into the maid's quarters.
I hate Valentines day
So , What opinions are swimming around your thought tank?
Poor Caleb...just as clueless as Eugene is when it comes to understanding hints.
I wanted a mixed view of Valentines day because not everyone gets the ideal holiday now do they….I can certainly name some Valentines horror stories, how about you?
All you AVPM fans will have noticed the refrences in there…just because they worked perfectly for the idea ^_^
All my love readers and remember;
It doesn't matter who we love, but how we love (So how about loving me with reviews?)
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