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Zell: *blink*

KY: hah! you lose! pay up..

Zell: darn...*gives Charizard pokemon card*

KY: I always wanted one of these! Too bad the arn't worth anything... I always wanted to sell it!

Chapter XIV: The great Irvine death sentance



"WHERE?" Fuujin said looking at Rajin.

"I dunno, he just dissapeared, ya know?" Rajin said

"RAGE." Fuujin took a small bite of her mashed potatoes and cringed at the taste. "SHINI?"

"She broke up with Seifer, ya know?"

"DOUBLE RAGE."

"I saw him crying on the bench. Better to leave him alone, ya know." Rajin grabbed her mashed potatoes and began to eat them.

"CRY?"

"Yeah, I dunno why he'd be crying over a girl though, he never used to. Seifer's changed, ya know?"

"Are YOU serious?!" Selphie gasped. she had been walking by and decided to listen in on conversation.

"Yeah, I saw-" Rajin was cut off short by Fuujin's sharp elbow in his side. "owwww, that hurt ya know?"

"LEAVE." Fuujin stared at Selphie with her cold icy eyes, trying to get her to leave, but to no avail.

"Oh come on! You can tell me! Its not like I'll tell a secret!" Of corse we all know thats a lie.

"Well ya see-" Fuujin elbowed Rajin yet again.

"SHUT UP, IDIOT."

"She said she wouldn't tell, ya know?" Fuujin hung her head; Rajin will never learn. "Well anyway. I heard straight from Shini's mouth, that she's pregnant. BUT not with Seifer's baby, ya know?"

"OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH! Who's the daddy?! Who who?!!!"

"Irvine, duh." The small brunnettes coffe cup dropped to the floor, spilling the tasty brown liquid.

"W-Who...did you say...?" Her small hands shook with fear of what Rajin just spoke of.

"Irvine Kinneas, the man whore ya know?" Her hands became small fist of fury and her eyebrows met a place they've never been before. And her mouth was in a snarl. Selphie was ferious.

"That son ofvabitch..." She said flinging her arms in anger "IRVINE!!!!!" She cried. A cross the room sat Irvine his Hat to the side of his head and a spoonful of chili in his mouth. He had a black eye and didn't really care. Selphie, a mad woman, whipped out her nunchakus and glared ever so evily at Irvine.

"Hey whats a matter sweety?" spoke the cowboy standing and gulping his chili.

"Your the fuckin' a matter you fuckin' uncle mother fucking fucker!" With that said Selphie let her Nunchakus fly, her aim was Irvines crotch. It him him there with great accuarcy. He toppled over in pain. "You freakin' fucking man whore!!!"

She then walked off Irvine still crying in pain. Selphie really didn't care if she scared him for life she just wanted him to die. And not once was a tear shead for him, more like tears of scarlet, fore on that day she went to the training center and broke the record of defeated monsters in a day. The record now stands at 156 dead grats, 678 Trexsuars, and 52 funguars. Lets just say there is no more monsters. May Selphies great Record Live on.

--TVC-

KY: yes TVC

Zell: isn't it supposed to be TBC for to be continued?

KY: no. TVC is Tenneesee is Vacuum Country!

Zell: o.O

Ky: why am I making fun of my own state? I have no idea...