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Take Tomoka and Sakuno's advice! Number fourteen - THE SUPER SPECIAL UPDATE PART 2 OF 3!!. Crackish. Minor Fluff. Series of Drabbles & oneshots.
(A/N: Italics means the other person on the phone in another place is talking, and underlined means they are actually talking in English. Just a heads up!)
Experience fourteen
"Did you know that Ryuuzaki-sensei thinks that Echizen Nanjirou sucked at tennis- !"
Nanjirou sat in a very upset manner at the side of the competition grounds. The latest tournament had brought Nanjirou to try and watch his son play for once. Echizen had suggested that Nanjirou not come but no, Nanjirou felt abnormally clinging to Echizen today.
Maybe Nanako decided to drug oyaji's breakfast today, Echizen thought as he felt not only Eiji clinging onto him, but his ever so annoying father as well.
Nanjirou whined with tears in his eyes. "Ryoma-chan, baa-chan's being mean to me! She said I suck at tennis!"
Nanjirou had been clinging onto Echizen before he even left the house this morning. The only times he let go was when Echizen physically pulled himself from between Nanjirou and Eiji and thus Nanjirou and Eiji clinged onto each other for a few moments without realising. The reaction afterwards was slightly amusing, but then the pair would find Echizen again and continue to drown him in unneeded hugs.
Echizen really had the feeling that if he did something irrational, maybe the pair would let go and hold someone else for a while. Either that or he could call his mother; the very loud and aggressive mother of his when it came to Echizen's father.
Echizen nodded as he pulled out the phone his mother had given to him in case of emergencies. Echizen was glad that his father was rusty on English as his mother pretty much spoke over the phone fluently unless it was someone from Japan calling her.
He looked for the number in his phone that he had purposefully set to English so no one else could understand it. "Eto... there."
The small silver phone dialed. The pair clinging to Echizen had yet to realise that he had actually gotten out his phone.
"Hello?"
"Hello, Mother. How are you?"
"Ah! Ryoma!! How are you? I'm really good. You don't call me very often. Why don't you call me? I asked you to call everyday! How's your stupid father?"
Echizen chuckled which made Eiji and Nanjirou look at Echizen. Echizen rarely ever laughed. It was the same laugh that Inui had when he was about to do something completely evil. "Well, mother, the old man is clinging onto me and has been for the whole day. I'm at a tennis tournament and I can't play with him like this. He keeps sulking. Can you please talk to him?"
Echizen could hear his own mother chuckle over the phone. "Sure, dear!"
Echizen handed the phone to his father and watched his face straighten. "Moshi mos-"
"NANJIROU! WHEN I GET TO JAPAN YOU'RE IN FOR IT! HOW DARE YOU ANNOY OUR SON ON SUCH A BIG DAY! IT'S A TOURNAMENT FOR KAMI'S SAKE! YOU BETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER ECHIZEN NANJIROU OR YOU'LL BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE WHEN I GET OVER THERE NEXT WEEK..."
Nanjirou was terrified of his angry wife. "Demo, Rinko-chan! Ryuuzaki-sensei said I sucked at tennis."
Echizen could picture his mother rolling her eyes. "Yes. She was on the phone saying that you used to suck at tennis when you first started middle school. You couldn't use a backhand shot. She didn't say that you didn't improve, Nanjirou."
Nanjirou sighed and a smile came to his face. "Yay! Thank you, Rinko-chan."
Nanjirou heard the single chuckle over the phone. "Well, you're still in trouble for harrassing Ryoma, Nanjirou. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I can tell you in English if you'd like."
"No, I don't think that's ne-"
"DO YOU UNDERSTAND? STOP HARRASSING RYOMA! Now hand the phone back to Ryoma-chan please."
Nanjirou did as he was told and Echizen answered his mother. "Yes?"
"Hello? Ryoma?"
"Yes, I'm here. What did you say to the old man?"
"I told him that Ryuuzaki was on the phone saying that Nanjirou used to suck at tennis when he first started middle school."
Ryoma raised an eyebrow. "Really?"
"No. I lied. Good luck with your tournament today. Do your best! I love you."
"Yes, love you too, bye mother." With that, Echizen hung up on his mother.
Eiji was scared. He could hear every word that whomever Nanjirou was talking to. "O'chibi, who was on the phone?"
Echizen smiled and chuckled evilly. "My mother."
I will not tell Nanjirou that Ryuuzaki-sensei thinks he sucks at tennis.
(A/N: The best of the special three is coming up next. It's very very hilariously funny so I hope you look out for it. I promise I'll update the next one sooner! Review, please!)