A/N: I'M BACK!! :D Yeah, sorry… school, summer projects, and then I had stopped typing somewhere in the middle of this and never started again… anyway!
Kay, and some of the letters to Sokka aren't in here cuz I didn't get some of them until AFTER I had written the part with the letters, and I think I might have deleted the other letters on accident… so you might have to resend them OH WAIT! I have some of them on my reviews! :D
Disclaimer: DUDE! I OWN AVATAR!!
Sokka: pfft! Yeah, in last night's dream!
Me: …your point?
Hey! I'd like everyone to know that I DO NOT see Sokka as some kind of unimportant, idiotic character. This story is merely for fun! I love Sokka's character, and he's actually very complex and not as simple-minded as some people make him out to be. Once again, this story's for fun!
…Just thought I'd let y'all know… :D
Sokka's DiaryEntry 14
Hello! Hi! Greetings! Hola! Konnichiwa! Mushi mushi! Howdy! 'Sup! Bonjour! Aloha! Hallo! Ciao!
You get the point yet?
Anyways, I'M BACK FROM MY TRIP!! AND MY DADDY AND MY GIRLFRIEND ARE WITH ME!! YAYNESS!!
:D
But I'll tell y'all about that in a minute, cuz FIRST…
I GOT MORE LETTERS! MORE YAYNESS! And once again, I waited, out of the kindness of my heart, to read them with you guys. Don't you feel special?
Sokka,
If you and Suki get together, will you approve of Toph and Zuko getting together?
Sincerely,
crazyzukofangirl1280
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
That's even funnier than ME and Toph getting together! I mean, the Jerk and the Blind Bandit?
Yeeeeaaahh, not likely.
But the part about me and Suki getting together was right on!
NEXT LETTER!!
Sokka,
Why do you call them 'potty breaks?'
Again sincerely,
crazyzukofangirl1280
Huh… it's the same person… weird.
Anyways, I call them 'potty breaks' cuz we take a 'break' to go 'potty'!
Genius, right?
And now… the next letter!!
Sokka,
Do you like pie?
STILL sincerely,
crazyzukofangirl1280
Okay, this is getting ridiculous, Ms. Write-a-bunch-of-letters-to-the-amazing-and-Godly-Sokka.
But yes, pie rocks.
Sokka,
Will you kill me for saying Zuko is WAY hotter than you?
SSTTTIIIILLL sincerely, but even more so for Zuko,
crazyzukofangirl1280
WHAT?!
What the – who the crap IS this?! You must be blinder than a badgermole because that's the only way Zuko could EEVVVVEEERRR be hotter then ME!!
What's your name? 'crazyzukofangirl1280'? What's that mean?! Zuko has FANS?! And they're GIRLS?!
:O
NO! How can this be?! I should have fan girls! ME, not the Jerk! I WANT FANS, DANGGIT!! I want letters from SOKKA fan girls, not ZUKO ones!
How did Zuko get fans in the first place? I mean, it's not like he's H-O-T-T hott or anything! Trust me, I've been all over the world and I've seen some pretty hot guys!
coughMEcough…
Therefore, your name should be 'crazysokkafangirl1280' and NOT that old thing about Zuko being cooler than me!
…next letter…
Hey Sokka,
When you got your sword, what happened to your club and boomerang?
Ta-tah!
H2P2
Pfft! Well, of COURSE I…
Y'know, I put them… in that, that place…
At that time…
…I have no idea what I did with them…
Hmm… I'll have to look into that. Maybe… hey! Toph is doing another one of her famous impressions! She's being some guy, going on about meat, girls, and schedules! Ha ha! Hilarious! OH, she's even got some kind of club and a boomerang as a prop!
Goodness, where does she come up with this stuff?
Yo, Sokka!
What came first, the ostrich horse or the egg?
Hugs and kisses,
Kumai290
Oh, well, OBVIOUSLY it was…
…ow, my brain hurts…
OOH, I GOT IT! It was the ostrich horse, cuz he had to go to the OTHER ostrich horse to do whatever they do to make the egg, right? RIGHT?!
Sokka-Lokka Ding Dong,
OMA, you are SO funny, but I swear to the Spirits: Sokka, if you do NOT start taking my disclaimers seriously, you'll wake up one morning very tired and very confused on Whale Tail Island with a missing kidney!!
Tang Si Ming-Yue
a.k.a. Tangy
What the – TANGY, STAY OUT OF MY DIARY!! Ugh, I can't believe this… stupid authoress! And what was that about a missing kidney, anyways?
What in Spirit's name IS a kidney?!
Kay, well, those were all the letters! YAYNESS! I love letters! GASP! What if letters had PRESENTS in them? Or MEAT?! That'd be SO cool…
Well, now that we've read all the letters, let's go on to how the Jerk and I visited…
THE BOILING ROCK…
I know, we actually did something!
Yeah, so I wanted to find my dad and Zuko was BEGGING me to let him go with me, so I let him tag along, being the nice guy that I am.
We took the war balloon since there's no air bison parking at the prison… pfft, who doesn't have areas specifically designed for the parking of sky bisons?! Idiots…
I bet none of you, yes NONE of you, have ever had to associate yourself with your ex-arch nemesis (cool! I just realized I used to have a nemesis!) for hours on end with no one else to talk to, in a war balloon. Let me tell you: AWKWARD!!
Yeah, so we ended up talking about our girlfriends. Did you know that Zuko dated that gloomy girl who sighs a lot? HA! Betcha didn't!
Nyeh!
That means I stuck my tongue out at you.
…Like this!
:P
TA-DAH!!
So we get there, crash-landing style (BOOYAH!), and then we sink the hot air balloon. We were…
…STRANDED…
Awesome, right?
So, we stole some guard uniforms and split up in search of my daddy!
YAY!
But, sadly, we found nothing…
WWAAAAAAHHH!!
So we met up, and Zuko told me some kind of crap advice about eating silver sandwiches or something, but that doesn't matter cuz I saw…
Suki!
YAY!
Have I ever told you how much I looooooovvvveeee Suki? Suki, Suki, Suki, I just LOVE her! So I found where she was locked up and she…
Well, she beat me up.
It was a sneak attack!! Unfair, completely unfair! I was trying to make out with her, and while that was going on, she landed one on me! See? Totally sneaky, and attack-y. I could have taken her, I COULD have! BELIEVE ME!!
OWSERS! Toph just hit me. And I was looking right at her! If it was a sneak attack, I would've seen it coming! BELIEVE ME!!
Seriously, what's up with girls always beating the crap out of me? Not right, I tell you, it just ISN'T RIGHT! There should be some law against it. It'll look like this:
Sokka's Law Number 372:
Girls or females of any kind shall not hit the almighty, charismatic Sokka the Great.
It'll happen. BELIEVE ME!!
Okay, so I finally convinced her I was Sokka and not some perverted freak of a guard, then we got to the making out part (SCORE!!), and we started making a plan with Zuko… who had just gotten himself arrested…
…yay?
But then this HUUUGE guy was all, "I want in!" and I was all, "We're not hatching plans! The only thing we're hatching is… eggs?" cuz I make awesome cover stories like that. But he didn't buy it and then he goes and says "I'm telling!" and we were all "Fine, you can help," and then he goes, "'Kay! By the way, my bud and my girl are coming with us, got that?" and we were all "Yes, sir!" and then we went back to scheming.
Yeah, that guy is pretty big.
So we figured out that we could use these freezer type things, that the guards use as punishment on the prisoners, as a boat and row to freedom, so we got the big guy to fight Zuko and use bending so he could unbolt the freezer.
And guess who came up with this plan? Yeah, that's right, ME!!
Go me, go me, go me, it's my birthday, my birthday, I ROCK!!
Seriously.
SOOO, we did that, but we found out some war prisoners were coming, so we decided to stay, and the big guy took his bud and his girlfriend on the boat.
But guess what? Those idiots got caught! Talk about dumb-eggs! They ruined my perfect plan! They soiled it. SOILED IT!
Sigh. My world is crumbling!
So then we watched the new prisoners come in. My daddy never came out so I was all, "I'm so sad!" but then DADDY WALKED OUT, and I was all, "I'm so happy!!"
Yeah, so then the idiotic, huge guy came was forced to choose the "guard" that had betrayed the prison, and I WAS PUT IN LINE!!
I was freakin' out, man. FREAKIN' OUT! This guy was a JERK. He'd sell me out in a second! He doesn't know me, and he doesn't care! I WAS GOING TO FRICKIN' DIE!!
…But I didn't, so it's all good.
Yeah, he picked some guy that got him in trouble earlier apparently. Whatever, I was just glad it wasn't ME.
YAY NOT ME!
'Kay, so then we wanted to start a prison riot to kidnap the prison-keeper-guy guy, (warden…?) but when my dad hit this big guy (even bigger than the FIRST big guy!) the guy just said that it HURT HIS FEELINGS!
Okay, what kind of world do we live in when you can't even hit big guys without starting a prison riot in the middle of boiling lakes of lava?
Scoff! Seriously!
But then the first big guy, the one not as big as the second, just picked up some random guy, yelled, "PRISON RIOT!!" and, well, there WAS one!
I just don't know how things work anymore…
'Kay, anyway, we start looking around for the warden-guy-thingy, Suki finds him, JUMPS ON PEOPLES HEADS, goes SPIDER-CHICK on us and climbs up that frickin' wall with nothing but those fiiiiiiiine legs and arms of hers, kidnaps, binds, and gags that main prison ward guy dude who I STILL think might be called a warden, ALL BY HERSELF!
Dude, I didn't even make it up the first flight of stairs by the time she had grabbed him! I am so weak…
WHUP!! WHUP, WHUP, WHUP, WHUP, WHUP! Hold it right there! Let's forget I ever said that last sentence, 'kay? Ha, ha, 'KAY?!
Moving on! So, we took him captive, got on this little… thingymabobber that moves on this wire-slash-cable thing, Azula and Ty Lee come to fight, we give them one, the possibly-warden-guy gets out of the gag and tells the guards to cut the cable, gloomy-sigh-chick SAVES us, we escape, yaddah yaddah, the usual heroic stuff, ANYWAY!
Alright, so now that this FREAKISHLY LONG ENTRY is over with, I can tell you ALL about…!
Yeeeeah, I don't know what… SODA POP!
Hm… I wonder if Zuko will let me poke him repeatedly with the scariest thing of all things… A STICK!
PAYBACK, JERKFACE!! HARD. CORE. PAYBACK!
The ALWAYS exact OPPOSITE of weak,
Sokka
XOXO
…what do those mean, by the way?
A/N: Yay! I'm so glad I got to finishing this! Once again, I am SOO sorry I didn't get this up a LONG time ago! But, I had some time after school today (lack of homework. Go me!), so I decided to finish and post. Huzzah!
Alright, I'm gonna go now…
REVIEW AND EARN YOUR OWN, FREE AANG PLUSH!! He comes with over 1 action phrase, including…
-Hey everyone! It's me, the Avatar!
-Yip yip!
-Anybody want to save the world with me?
-Hey! NO ONE touches the arrow!
-Do hugs, not drugs!
And…
-Tangy's my best friend EVER!
Aang: Whoa! When did I say any of those things?! …minus the yip yip one…
Tangy: Seriously, just go with it!
Tangy :D