I /hate/ daylight savings time eue –sniffles-

I also realized that I messed up on the ranks…this is why you shouldn't edit stuff at 1 in the morning.

Roy is a Brigadier General
Ed-chan is a Lieutenant Colonel
Riza is a Captian

Things to remember:

Never trust a smart phone

Sebby-chan~ 3

Texting in Leek Speak is stupid :I

The Elric brothers and Wren looked at the door as it rang again.

"Maybe it's someone who knows whe-"

Ed shot up. "I bet its Roy!" He ran to the door and flung it open, expecting it to be Roy. "Ro-!" He was all smiles but he quickly realized who it really was.

"So General Mustang isn't here." Said the cool calm voice. It was Captain Hawkeye.

"No….not cine yesterday night…"

"I see…where have you looked so far?

"All of the bars and parks." Wren came up behind Ed with Al behind him. "And no one in those areas have seen him, they haven't even seen him walk by."

Ed, finding this conversation now useless, sulked back to the couch.

Hawkeye cursed under her breath. "I'll go and ask around in some of the places he used to hang around." She looked over at the couch. "Make sure to comfort him Alphonse."

Al nodded and went back to the living room with his brother.

The Riza turned and went back to her car.

Wren followed after her. "Where did he used to hang around at?"

Hawkeye paused just in front of her car. "Strip clubs, nudity bars, and whore house." She unlocked her car. "He had a very active sex life." She got in on the driver's side and started the car, soft jazz coming out the radio. "I'm quite pleased he has stopped with all this constant sex, the doctors said it was bad for his health."

"How did Ed feel about it all?" Wren asked her.

"I suppose he didn't like it too much but he kept his mouth closed on the subject so I wouldn't know for sure." She started down the street.

"Do you really think Roy will be at any of these places?"

"No. He hasn't gone to any of them in over a year."

"Oh...but isn't there a chance he could be there?"

"No. He wouldn't be in any of those places."

'Geez! It wouldn't hurt to check!' This is what Wren wanted to say but instead he said: "Then where are we going?"

"Just be patient….men." Hawkeye scoffed softly.

"Get up Roy-boy. You're not staying in bed all day."

"Ugh. I'm boy a little boy any more….please stop calling me that…it's really degrading." Roy frowned.

"I wouldn't call you that if you didn't act like such a little kid," His mother picked up his dirty clothes off the floor. "Or leave your clothes all over the floor." She dropped the clothes in a basket then pulled out a cigarette and proceeded to light it.

"I would very much appreciate it if you would not smoke when I'm around." Roy sat up, running a hand through his hair.

"I would very much appreciate it if you would wash your own clothes.

"I can't work on an empty stomach, so you have to cook me breakfast."

"I can't shower in a dirty bathroom so you'll have to clean the bathroom." His mother smirked.

"Fine, whatever." Roy got up and put on his pants. "And I'm not doing what you said because you told me, I'm doing it because I want to."

"Yes, of course Roy-boy." She laughed and went back downstairs.

Riza pulled into a spot at a bar. "We're here." She turned the car off.

"We already checked here and the woman said she would call us if she saw him." Wren informed her.

"If you actually did check, you would have found him already." Riza got out.

'What? That makes no sense!' Wren thought. "Uh sure, ok…" He got out and followed her in.

Inside the bar there were only a few people. Most of them were construction workers on break. Behind the bar was a gruff looking lady, smoking and washing out beer mugs.

The blonde female walked up to the counter and knocked on the wood.

The lady behind it ignored her, smirking some.

Riza sighed softly. "Please, don't make me do it ma'am. This is an emergency."

The woman just ignored her plead.

"Ma'am….."

"What's going on? Shouldn't we be out looking for Roy?" Wren was starting to get impatient.

"Yes…." Riza took off her jacket and placed it on the chair and when to the stage where a piano sat.

"What are you doing! We have to look for Roy! Not ent-"

"Be quite you!" The woman behind the bar scolded. She put out her cigarette and dried her hands. "We're about to see how good she's gotten."

"Wha?" Wren looked back at the blonde on the piano.

Riza flexed her fingers for a bit then started to play.

There will never be any words to describe what Wren and the other bar patrons listen to for those three long minutes. Probably never will. All Wren and the rest knew was that Riza had no business playing any musical instrument. She was trying to play Moonlight Sonata but had failed miserly. All the key stokes were beyond wrong and she missed a bunch of notes.

After the song, Hawkeye bowed then went back to the counter. "….." She put her jacket back on.

The older lady clapped. "Better than last time."

"Why did you give me such a difficult piece? I've only been practicing for a month…"

"If you had been actually practicing, you would have hit more of the notes and been better prepared for whatever I throw at you. You remember that young lady."

"I know….but still…"

"….Are we going to find Roy now?" Wren really wanted to get out of there as fast as possible.

"Oh right. He's upstairs doing his laundry." The woman let out a laugh as she came from behind the counter and lead them upstairs to the house.

YAY! They found Roy~

OVA

Nope O3O I look the book I wrote it down in so I'll give you a long one in the next chapter :D