EsmesPOV

Today, after the whole new makeover on Bella's truck incident yesterday, we decided that we should get out.

"Kids! I'm sick of this. We ARE going out tonight instead of being cooped up in this house all night." I complained to everybody who was watching Jasper fail on the Wii.

"Who says cooped these days?" Emmett giggled.

"Shooosh Emmett, Esme's speaking!" Carlisle ordered.

"Who says shoosh?" Edward asked.

"Shut up and Let Mummy speak!" Jasper screamed.

"Ermm, why are you using Mummy all of a sudden Jasper?" I asked confused.

"Because! Im am like getting a 6 pack!"

"HAHA yeah right! They day u get a 6 pack is they day Im no longer a Vampire!" Emmett laughed.

"HEY! I will get a 6 pack Mr! You just wait and see!" Jasper yelled.

"Im waiting, but not seeing anything!" Emmett replied.

"HEY!! Stop insulting my muscle body ok?"

"Ok ok sorry......Mr. Macho!" Emmett laughed sarcasticly under his breath.

"OH OH, I see! Your jealous! Your all jealous of me and my GORGEOUS! Body! Well, I don't see anybody looking as good as me around here, DO YOU!" Jasper cried flying his arms around everywhere.

"Jaz! Calm down ok?" Alice said calmly patting him on his shoulder.

"Anyways!" I sang trying to pretend that didn't just happen. "There's a Theme Park on tonight, and so, Im gonna take you guys!"

"OOOOOH! YIPPEEE! Mwahaha the Cullens at a Theme Park! Ooooh we SOOOO have to go on the tea cup ride! And the merry go round and... THE FERRISS WHEEL!" Emmett screamed at the top of his lounges.

"JEEESH! Emmett calm down, I thought Jasper was going crazy!" I warned him before he started to dance.

It took us 15 mins to get to the Theme park when we were finally ready.

When we got there, we saw lights, tents and rides everywhere, with fairy floss stands and corn dogs, with dunking games and more. That was a bit too much for Emmett.

"OMG! Look at the Tea cup ride!" He screamed.

"Look at the Ferris wheel!" Called Alice.

"Ooooh! Lets go on that!" Bella laughed, obviously crazy from her fairyfloss she already managed to magically get.

"Lets" Carlisle added.

"Then the tea cup ride later!" Emmett yelled.

We walked up to the front desk and asked for 8 tickets, then the guy said they cost $3.40c each.

"$3.40c EACH! That is ridiculous! We are people who need money to survive for food and water! And you expect us to pay $3.40c each? That is messed up sir, good day to you!." Jasper screamed at the top of his lounges an inch away from the guys knowing that we dont actually eat or drink.

"Ok, bye" The scared looking guy added.

"WHAT did you just say" Jasper asked angrily.

"You said good day?" The guy replied which sounded more like a question.

"OH! I see! Your trying to OUTSMART JASPER WHITLOCK HALE CULLEN!" He screamed again and we all just rolled our eyes, apart from Emmett, who was laughing.

"No, No im not"

"GOOD! Because do you know what happens when you TRY and outsmart JASPER WHITLOCK HALE CULLEN?"

"No"

"Thats for you to know and for me to find out! Now we would like a discount for 8 people please"

"Dont you mean the other way around"

"ARE YOU TRYING TO OUTSMART ME AGAIN!"

"No!"

"GOOD! now we would like a discount please!"

"OK, $3.00 each"

"WHAT?"

"$2.50?"

"Thats better! We'll have 8 tickets" Jasper calmly answered handing the money. The poor thing, he looked so scared. Stupid Jasper, scaring EVERYONE! Why can't I just have a normal family? Oh right, vampires! Why can't I have a normal Vampire family?

The ferris wheel had several pods, as usual closed in, with glass all around it(Glass walls, floors etc) that fit about 10 people.

RosaliesPOV

"WOW! Look how pretty the tea cup ride looks from up here!" Emmett screamed pointing down through the window.

Why can't I have a husband that doesn't scream and dance excitedly about tea cup rides.

"Emmett! Shut up about the tea cups already!"I moaned.

"NEVER! Because I am.......El- Emmetto!"He sang standing up and rocking the pod, doing some super hero dance move.

"Emmett, sit down! You idiot!" Alice screamed holding on to Jasper.

"Did the pixie just tell El-Emmetto what to do?"

"YES! Sit down you complete and utter idiot!" I screamed pulling him onto the seat next to me.

"Utter?" He asked giving me a confused look. "Do you mean like a Cows utter? That you milk milk out of? OOOH! Rosie Posie we soooooo have to do that 1 day!" He sang.

Omg. I buried my hands into my head.

Hey guys! again did you like it? hopefully you did!

soz its taken me so long to upload a new chapter, just school and stuff. But! on holidays now :D

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