DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN OURAN IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM
"That's good to know Ohtori. I'm glad it really was just a prop and not a real cam," said Hitachiin walking around her home.
The twins looked up at her from where they were sitting.
"Are you talking about that prop that Renge was using in that movie?" asked Kaoru.
"Yes Hikaru," said their mom. The two of them groaned.
"What?" asked their mother.
"I'm Kaoru," said Kaoru.
"Oh right," said their mother. "I have to get to back to the main station. I have more important things to worry about then which of you which." She winked at them at that comment as if she was just supposed to be joking. "I'll probably just stay at my condo at the station for the night. Really I don't know why I even came back to here. See you boys later."
"By Mom," said the twins.
"Oh and boys," said their mother walking back to them real fast, "Your father's on assignment on planet Afurika so he'll be gone for a few days as well."
"Good to know Mom," said the twins.
"See you later Kaoru," she said giving Hikaru a kiss, "See you later Kaoru," she gave Hikaru a kiss.
"Um Mom," said Kaoru.
"Did I mess you up again?" asked their mom.
"Yeah," said Kaoru.
"I'm sorry boys," she said, "It used to be a lot more fun when you were younger and we could just make a game of guessing who's who." She gave them both one last kiss and walked away to their ship port.
Hikaru and Kaoru just sat where they were, thinking about what it was their mother said. How it use to be so much easier when they were younger and could make a game out of guessing who was who.
Kaoru looked over at his brother.
"Do you remember when we first played that game Hikaru?" Kaoru asked though his mind. That was one of the gifts their family had. Some of their members could read minds and share thoughts, especially twins. Granted it took serious concentration and it was mystery how it worked exactly, but it was something Hikaru and Kaoru were good at.
"Yeah, we were so young then," said Hikaru.
It was right after the five stations became one. They were so little then, and it everything was just starting to settle down after the chaos from the Lobelian war. There mom having been the ruler of the station they lived on before had got swept up in her duties of the being a member of the high convince and their dad doing what he could to help out with diplomatic duties. So that pretty much left the two of them by themselves. That just made them more dependent on each other. They didn't want to be around others. They just relayed on each other. That became especially apparent one day.
The institute they were going to had decided to give the students a virtual snow day, just like some people had who lived on planets. While the other children laughed and played in the virtual snow, the two of them just sat by themselves watching and holding hands. Then suddenly a little girl walked up to them.
"Hey you want to make a snowman with me?" she asked.
"Which of us are you talking to?" asked Hikaru.
"To both of you silly," she said.
"There's nobody here named both of us," said Kaoru.
"All right then I'm talking to Hikaru and Kaoru," said the little girl.
"Oh really?" said both twins, "Can you tell? Which of us is Kaoru and which of us is Hikaru?"
"She couldn't could she?" said Hikaru.
"Yeah, she was an idiot just like the rest," said Kaoru. "Well anyway, should we finish the club's Holo site?" he asked with his voice.
"Oh yeah, we got to add that new holo image of Haruhi don't we?" said Hikaru smirking as he pulled up the holo image on one of their tablets.
"You know something Hikaru?" said Kaoru the next day as they walked to the hanger.
"Huh?" said Hikaru.
"All that talk last night of guess who's who? It got me to thinking, the girls in the club like playing that game don't they?" said Kaoru.
"Oh yeah," said Hikaru, "We should play it for them today."
"Welcome ladies," they said their normal cheerful tone after the ladies arrived. "We got a special treat for you today." They each grabbed pulled out their image orbs and immediately two caps came on their heads blocking the way the view of how they parted their hair.
"Let's all play the Which one is Hikaru game," they said together.
The girls all squealed with delight and applauded.
"So can you tell?" they asked.
"Uh well it's kind of hard to say," said one of the girls. "You're identical."
"Many ladies have tried to tell us apart but so far none have succeeded," said the twins.
"That's sounds totally stupid," said Haruhi as she walked past.
"What have you got a problem with it Haruhi?" asked the twins.
"I just don't get what's so popular about you two," said Haruhi.
"That's not very nice," said the twins.
"I'm disappointed," said Hikaru.
"Apparently you don't understand the merit of having twins as members of the host club," said Kaoru. Haruhi moaned as the two went on about their homosexual tendencies and how it was apparently so much better because they were twins. The other girls started to swoon over it but Haruhi chose to mostly ignore them. Suddenly out of nowhere Tamaki came running up to them.
"Hikaru, Kaoru!" he shouted at them. "When I gave you control over the club's holo site I did so under one condition that you take it seriously!"
"We take our job very seriously," said Hikaru.
"We were working on it all night in fact," said Kaoru.
"Is this what you work so hard to create?" Tamaki shouted as he brought up an image of Haruhi looking like a guy with no shirt!
Haruhi could feel her face going white with shock. The girls however seemed to like it. Haruhi just stood their watching when suddenly Tamaki came up to her with imagery orb showing off a pink flowery dress.
"What do you think about this my dear?" he asked. Haruhi looked up at him and he quickly walked away. Then she looked at the twins.
"Cut that out! Just what do you take me for?" she snapped at them.
"Isn't it obvious?" said the twins, "You're our toy."
Haruhi groaned.
"I am not your toy!" she said.
"You want a toy?"
Both Haruhi and the twins turned to the sound of the new voice. It sounded a little bit creepy. There at the door of the hanger that suddenly looked black stood what appeared to be a person in black clothing. Next to him was a robotic cat looking doll.
"Toys, toys, if its toys you want, then you should come see the dark magic flight team. We specialize in black magic including dark toys. If you come today you'll even receive a free robotic cat Belzeneff. Just program the name of the person you don't like into his back and that person will be cursed forever," he said.
"Uh where did that guy come from?" asked the twins.
"His name is Umehito Nekozawa. He's the captain of the Dark Magic flight team and the dark magic club they also run. He prefers dark places and doesn't really like light places," said Kyoya.
"Don't get involved with him Haruhi, he's bad luck," said Tamaki.
"Huh, are you sure?" asked Haruhi feeling a little bit scared.
"Yes, it happened last year. I was walking down the hallway when I accidentally hit the bot and bumped it into the wall, making it break of its ears. Right after that I walked into my class and when I took my test, it was in a completely different language. When I looked around for help I realized that I didn't know anyone in the class. That's when I realized I had accidentally wound in an alternate universe!" said Tamaki.
"No you were so upset that you accidentally walked into the Girisha language class," said Kyoya.
"Don't underestimate the power of dark magic," said Nekozawa.
The twins watched and then came up with an idea.
"He doesn't like light places," they said, as they hit the light of the one of the orbs floating around. It shown immediately at Nekozawa who screamed, making Tamaki scream and he immediately ran out of the room.
"Do you two have any idea of what you did?" shouted Tamaki.
The twins brushed him off and walked off.
"We're so board," they said. Then they noticed Haruhi.
"Hey Haruhi, we got a favor to ask," said Hikaru.
"Next time we have a day off can we go over to your house?" asked Kaoru.
"Why would you want to do that?" asked Haruhi.
"We're curious, we want to know where you live," said the twins.
"No," said Haruhi.
"Oh come on, please?" asked the twins.
"I too think it's time I pay my respect to Haruhi's family," said Tamaki.
"No way in hell," said Haruhi.
"Hmm," said the twins as they stood up and walked over to her, making sure to put back on their caps. "We can settle this with a game. If you can't tell which of us Hikaru, your penalty will be us coming over to your house. So do you think you can tell?"
"This one's Kaoru, this one's Hikaru," said Haruhi without flinching.
"Uh-oh you got it wrong," said the twins.
"No I know I'm right," said Haruhi, "You two my look alike, but you're both very different."
Both twins' hearts skipped a beat. No one had ever said that about them.
"Wow Haruhi, how did you do that?" asked the girls.
"Well how do I put this? I guess you could say that Hikaru's a bit more immature," she said. At that Kaoru started to laugh.
"I'm sorry Hikaru, I don't mean to laugh," he said.
"Well I don't see what's so funny? I'm honest and I speak my mind. It's sneaky people like you Kaoru that are the trouble makers," said Hikaru.
"Don't turn this on me Hikaru," said Kaoru.
Haruhi watched surprised that the twins were starting to apparently fight.
"Admit Hikaru, you're actually in love with Haruhi aren't you!" said Kaoru.
'What?' thought Haruhi.
"Why would I fall for her? She looks like a Tanuki," said Hikaru.
"How dare you call Haruhi that!" said Tamaki.
"Whatever," said Hikaru as he turned to walk away, only for Kaoru to walk the same way he was going.
"Cut it out all ready!" he shouted at him. Now the two were really yelling at each other. The other hosts all watched, not sure if they should step in or not. This was something new to all of them. Suddenly out of no where they both shouted, "Your Mother wears too much kewai on her face! That's it we're over!"
"What just happened?" asked Haruhi.
"It seems that the twins have broken up due to your little comment," said Kyoya.