Disclaimer I do not own harry potter

20 ways to annoy Ron Weasley

1. Use his broomstick for firewood

2. Call him won won

3. Tell him Hermione is way out of his league

4. Claim Quidditch is the most boring sport ever

5. Tell him that Draco Malfoy is way hotter than him

6. Throw spiders at him

7. Remind of the howler his mother sent him

8. Call him harry's sidekick

9. Laugh when you see his robes for the yule ball

10. Make him spend six hours in the library

11. Bring up his family lack of money

12. Start a rumour he's the Malfoys long lost son

13. Sign him up to join the death eaters

14. Point out all the things his siblings are better at than him

15. Tell Hermione dating Draco Malfoy

16. Ask him does it creep him out that for years he shared a bed with wormtail

17. Make him do homework

18. Use him to deliver personal messages to Snape

19. Tell him molly loves harry more than him

20. Ban. Bacon