The Saga Of Fun Land
Chapter 14: Dark Princess Isabelle and The Descent Into Chaos
Date: March 6th, 2019
Authors Notes: Hey readers and welcome to the new chapter! Unlike last chapter, there's gonna be a lot more insane events! The 2nd battle against the SDL amongst other things will commence in this chapter.. Yes, I am writing my stories as if I am writing in a journal(besides for the authors notes).. Let's just get into it!
Okay, so here's how my day went today journal..
I am woken up after having a peaceful sleep by Isaac so when I fully wake up after a few seconds, I ask "What's going on, Isaac? Why are you here and not Club LOL? Its literally 6 AM in the morning.. I will get Austin to wake up in a sec dont you worry.." "Dude, we have a situation.." "What kind?" "Well, Isabelle is gone and there are dinosaur fossils coming to life.." "Oh no.. The SDL must be responsible, we must get that kid Freddie into town ASAP with this news.. Now, could you go get literally everyone for me and have all of us meet at the museum? I will get super sleeper Austin up after this like I said.." "Sure! Cya later!" "Okay, be careful out there, Isaac for they may be more monsters now.." "I will!" "Alrighty now to get this knuckle head up.. Bye bye!"
Me and Isaac wave at each other as he departs from my room and then out of my house.. With that being done, I have a funny idea from a Shonduras vlog I watched to wake up Austin.. I fill up a cup from my storage with water from a weird fountain statue I have had in my house for as long I can remember.. Then, I wake up Austin by pouring it onto him and its so cold that he wakes up instantly with the iconic mii wide eyes.. Austin gives me a bemused and confused look so I say "Good morning, my special little pop star! I had to wake you up for we have a problem regarding fossil dinos at the museum and a missing Isabelle.. I was woken up myself by Isaac just a few minutes ago.. We are to meet with literally everyone in town in the museum right away so lets go get our best gear and go straight there.." "What?! Evil villains are so annoying.. Lets go go go then!"
As usual, Austin's enthusiasm never ceases to amuse me and so, I put on eye protection sunglasses invented by the laid back/lazy but reliable and smart scientist Dominic and hand a pair to Austin! Then, we grab our weapons and put on our best protection gear(for me some armor and for Austin, a new toughened but very comfortable version of his Legendary Threads)! After that, we head outside, weapons pulled out in case of monsters.. I am then hit with the realization about the whole invisible defense wall that should have been put up by now so I say to Austin "Hey, before we go meet with the others, I wanna poke the area behind the trailer at the campground to see if that invisible wall has been installed by our allies yet.." "Okay!"
I burst out laughing at how Austin doesn't have much of a reaction to my plan to do something so unusual and proceed to explain why Im laughing to Austin himself causing him to laugh a whole bunch too! In fact, we only just manage to stop laughing when I go poke the edge of the boundary area I said I would! To my surprise, there is in fact a solid invisible wall and it feels like a super hard metal.. I quickly inform Austin that there is in fact a wall and so, we fight through hundreds of monsters who suddenly appeared all the way to the museum.. Once there, I address everyone with the words "Okay, sorry about all of you having to wake up.. I know Isaac informed everyone about what's going on so let's just figure out who is gonna do what.. Tiffany, Pinky, Midge, Winnie, and Hugh, you are the distractions! Shop owners will set up traps with their products! Shadow, Ender, Joe, Spidey, and Julia, you will destroy the monsters roaming around town! Fluffy Afro and The Wacky Clowns, you will all try to abduct any monster or person connected to the SDL who have valuable information! All other animal characters, you will use your combined talents and knowledge with Dominics assistance to create a weird super weapon to fight against the monsters! Everyone else, you're on fossil monster smashing duty with me! Lets kick some monster butt and overwhelm them!"
Thanks to my orders, we successfully carry out the task of obliterating every single monster(all of us go outside to help reduce the roaming monster population to 0 once the fossil dinos are all destroyed) in just under 30 minutes! We then hear a train come into the train station and since everyone has been informed about the whole Freddie stuff, they all just like me expect him to come out of the station.. Sure enough, a figure who I assume to be Freddie comes over to us and directly asks me "Is this Fun Land and are you the heroic mayor of the town?" "Yes this is and I am! I presume you to be Freddie, are you?" "You got that right! Thanks for doing this, my father has been invading country after country looking for me and this is the safest place I could be! I hope I can learn many things from you and others and to serve on the side of good against my own father!" "Welcome, Freddie! Quite incredible that Peacetopia and all those other nations have been able to not be taken over for such a long time for the most part considering we here got steamrolled by your dad 2 months ago.. I believe that my houses basement should be an okay place for you to stay as I can rearrange the stuff in it to allow space for you to live safely there!" "Yeah, Im so fortunate to have this opportunity since this place is famous for holding off invasion after invasion! I will get my stuff ready to move in!" "Not so fast.. I detect a very evil presence that for some reason feels very familiar.. This will be very bad.."
True to my detection, a masked figure appears before us and says "Hello, mortal and fleshy heroes of the light.. I am here today to defeat you and take all of you to the Supreme Dark Lord! Freddie, your father has missed you so much! Now now, I am no ordinary servant of Lucifer.. Remember your secretary, Adam? Well, lets just say she no longer exists and I am her new form and permanent replacement!" "What are you going on about nut job?" "You really dont get it, my master really is right about you as he has the same views on you as a tank who ruined you!" The figure takes off the mask and reveals that she is in fact Isabelle while saying "So, how is Austin been for you? Has he forced you to do acts with certain parts with him?" "Nope, you know nothing! What me and Austin do behind bedroom doors is our business and only ours.. He never has done horrible things to me, you imposter of Isabelle!" "Im no imposter, the old Isabelle was the imposter! Now that my master has given me the power to become the real me, I wish I could take back all the nice things I have said and given to you! For now, I am Isabelle The Dark Princess! This power all feels so good, Im happy I decided to touch that purple stone! My master promised me a high rank as his 2nd in command and of course a nice home inside of the castle built on top of New Lumos! Time for all of you fools to be defeated!"
The fight then begins right way so I give Austin a dose of Hyper Sprinkles and then start slashing at Isabelle with my sword while screaming the lyrics to Infernal Death by Death! As time passes by, everyone has used virtually every single of their attacks and hardly any of them succeeded so I demand "Why are you deflecting most of our attacks easily?" "I know all of your moves, you cant stop me! Now get ready for defeat!" Isabelle mercilessly constantly attacks me as I became incredibly exhausted and the others all have to fight monsters.. Isabelle claws out me, punches me, tries to fry me with electricity, and tries to make me submit to her.. I resist and then notice a dark stone around her neck so, I pull out my wand and use a stunner on Isabelle successfully then, put on anti-darkness gloves and grab the stone to throw it on the ground!
It shatters completely so as Isabelle frees herself of the stunner, I say "Ha take that Isabelle! I destroyed your precious evil stone!" "Who said my power came from that symbolically important but totally useless object? My master gave me all my power and thanks to you breaking that stone, some shards of it are on you! Soon enough, you will be on my side! But until then, Im attacking you over and over again!" "We'll see about that!" My vision then turns to black as I enter my own soul.. I look around and see a nasty dark creature headed for me who almost consumes me until someone I would have never expected to exist jumps in and forces the monster back! To my shock, my fursona Blaze the wolf is my savior and he even has that green scarf on that I drew! Blaze is my height and size with brown eyes, orange hair, a red and white tail, a lightning mark on the right side of his face, a red body, paws, feet, and the most friendly face possible!
I then say "No way, Blaze! You're real! Thanks for saving me, I thought I would be able to fight the darkness myself but then that monster showed up.." "No problem, I would cease to exist without my creator anyway.. I was brought to life by the sudden situation you ended up in against Isabelle.. Im not going anywhere and of course the others who coexist with your soul are here as well! Justice must be served, we will end Isabelle before her terror can truly begin but first, that foul creature must be destroyed at all costs.." I nod and manage to get my sword and together with the others, we crush the monster and when I return to reality, I see wounds all over my body and some armor damage as Isabelle is still attacking.. I am close to death actually and feel an urge to do something different so, I end up transforming into Blazes form.. As he is a reflection of my personality, this is very possible!
I hear myself sound much more like a wolf than I do when screaming Death Metal style as I say "I won't lose to the likes of you! Its time for furry power to bring an end to you!" I then end up howling as I take off my gloves and start counterattacking! I feel the energy of Smokeflare flow through me as well and start ruthlessly striking Isabelle any chance I get to! I am then joined on the attack by everyone else as the monsters are completely destroyed! Isaac throws hundreds of ninja stars, Austin sends a hyper mic attack as hard as possible, Brayden and Julia do Tower Of Flames, Carlos attacks several times, Shadow lets out acid breath, Ender gets mad and goes wild, Joe hits several times, the villagers throw stuff including hot food, Spidey ambushes Isabelle's legs, Madeline uses the insta defeat moves, Lauren tries out monster dinner, and Dominic opens a mini black hole to suck away some of Isabelle's power! All while this is happening, I am clawing at Isabelle much more aggressively than she did earlier! The result is a completely defeated Isabelle lying on the ground as I revert to my fleshy normal human form which is extremely wounded..
With my sword pointed at Isabelle's neck, she says "This is bad.. I failed my mission for my master thanks to all of you.. I am now extremely weak and no, I am staying the way I am losers! My body cannot handle having no magic and since you effectively sapped my magical reserves, this is a good riddance from me.. Oh no, a rip in space time is reverting me to my former self.." Isabelle for her last minutes becomes the Isabelle we knew and loved as she says "Im so sorry for all of this.. I got so curious and all this happened.. As I lay here dying, I want all of you to know that I hope you serve justice for me.. My soul and mind were injured badly by the darkness and the darkness has turned on my body as my false selfs powers have been wasted away.. Avenge me, all of you.. If there is anyone qualified to be my successor in the secretary role, it has to be either Isaac or Austin.. Its your choice, mayor Adam.. I have little time left so hurry up.." "I would go with Austin but I feel like I dont give enough to Isaac so I appoint Isaac to be the new secretary!"
Meanwhile, the song Hurt by Nine Inch Nails plays in the background from some unknown source.. Isabelle says weakly "Im glad you made that decision.. Things are only gonna get more dangerous for now on and Isaac is far more capable than I ever was.. I am so proud of all of you, you have all grown so much even Hugh! This is goodbye.. I know you can defeat the evil and run this town without me.. Farewell everyone, I will see all of you in the afterlife some day.." Isabelle then dies and her soul floats away to who knows where.. I try to stay strong as I say "Shes gone.. The SDL will pay for all of this! We will defeat him and we will topple his empire with the help of our allies! We will free Miitopia from his reign of terror! But now, we have to make a memorial for Isabelle.. A proper ceremony for her burial must be made and we must not let her death ruin us or be in vain.."
I break down crying so Austin and Isaac come comfort me as Julia makes a coffin, Carlos lays Isabelle in it, Joe digs out a space to bury her in the area near Re-Tail, and Ender goes to bury her(I am informed they do all of this right before I leave the ACNL world).. With Austin and Isaac hugging and patting me gently, I pull out my guitar and start playing.. Seconds later, Isaac, Austin, and the other Raging Rockstars join in as Ender returns.. We play some Power Metal and everyone breaks out in singing beginning with me singing "Isabelle is gone, we must not let it bring us down.." Austin singing "Together we are united and ready to bring down all forces of evil" Isaac singing "The SDL will pay, we will make sure he is taken down!" and Brayden singing "Evil can throw anything at us, it won't bring us to a halt coz together we are one single unified force!"..
Afterwards, we all sing the words "We fight for peace and justice, no evil can stop us! We are the Justice Enforcers against all evil! We say let there be peace! Tragedy hurts but it won't make us quit! We must not be sad about losing Isabelle, we must be more motivated to fight for our goals! Today we pay tribute to someone who was so great in life before she became evil.." I then say in a much more improved mood "Alright, lets stop with the sad stuff and let some aggressive stuff out! Me and the band have been recording songs secretly with our free time while at Hogwarts so lets play one of those songs! This one is a Punk song called Robber Baron!"
We then play as I sing "Society is full of greedy pigs in every industry.. They are robber barons, determined to make and steal money anyway possible! They try to eliminate their competition like the economy is their playground to bully others on.. Laissez faire government sure made things worse by making the government not intervene in the market! Monopolies no longer exist but, there are still robber barons taking the audience away from more qualified people and groups! Mainstream music is designed to brainwash and sell all the time while stealing fans from artists with actual talent and make society hate rock and metal music.. Robber barons think they are invincible when in reality, the consumer can put them in their place by exercising their right to buy and not buy whatever they want! These money pigs are just another force of evil that need to be eradicated forever! We fight against oppression, against unfairness, against injustice, and against hate!" The song ends with fast guitar riffs followed by a long guitar sound found in most songs with intense guitar playing once guitarists stop playing! Afterwards, all of us feel much better than before the music stuff started since our approach to relentlessly play our sadness away worked! Everyone's eyes then are on me suddenly..
Realizing why, I say "I know everyone is very curious as to why/how I transformed into a cartoon like wolf.. So here's what happened, I was thrust into the soul corridor that exists for my soul where a dark creature almost killed me and took over but, I was saved by someone I never expected to come to life.. For you see, my fursona which is a furry persona of someone called Blaze the wolf saved me by knocking the monster back! After some conversation, we team up with my other inner personalities to destroy that monster and then, I returned to the real world.. Due to being incredibly weakened by constant attacks by fake Isabelle, I had a weird feeling so I put effort into doing what it told me to do thus, I transformed into Blaze! And that's how I managed to make it out alive.. Any questions?"
Austin has one and asks "What does Blaze even look like? I didn't get a good look when you transformed.." "Although Im gonna be describing his appearance earlier in my journal than when I write about this moment, I might as well just go into detail with his appearance and why I drew him the way I did! Basically all of his body is red as that is my favorite color! I have always been fond of doggies/wolves so I made him a wolf also because my favorite furry YouTuber`s fursona/fursuit is a wolf as well! He has a lightning mark on the right side of my face because well, I like electricity related stuff and it reminds me of the marks prisoners in Yugioh 5Ds get! As I made my internet username related to fire, I just had to name him something fire related so I chose Blaze! The only other feature I need to go into is the cute green scarf which none of you saw.. I am a big fan of scarves and green is one of my top 5 favorite colors along with red, purple, black, and orange!"
Austin nods in satisfaction and then, I remember how wounded I still am.. I say to everyone "Calling all healers since no one but me got hurt.. I need to be healed fast as we might have to do more fighting against evil very soon.." Everyone gives indications of their understandings and while the healers all come and heal my wounds up, I aid a little bit myself by using a healing spell via my wand! I sense a dark presence once more as the healing is complete so I shout "Everyone, battle positions! The SDL is coming.." True to my yelling, the SDL shows up filled with dark power and with evil laughter, he says "Hello foolish mortals.. All of you remember me from our play date 2 months ago hmm? Regardless, I am here to finally get what I want including Freddie my son who has fallen out of line of my teachings.. I am most disappointed that my most loyal servant is dead, how dare all of you! You're gonna all pay, I will make sure of it! I cant wait to penetrate Austin and make sure Adam is a mindless servant of mine doing all the dirty work by killing his soon to be former friends and allies! All those allies of yours from other worlds are far too busy to help all of you as I staged a coup in the Ni No Kuni world, launched killer machines in Jumanji, made dark magic tricks in the Scooby Doo world, and of course, declared war on all those nations who so stupidly allied with you!"
I frown saying "Shut up would ya? The actions you want to happen are all sick and disgusting.. It would be one heck of a battle to take me over considering how many personalities I have.. Now, in the name of Rock N Roll and Heavy Metal, I present many bands from my world! Introducing Death, Twisted Sister, Rammstein, Motley Crue, Scorpions, Alice Cooper, Marilyn Manson, GWAR, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Judas Priest, Green Day, Poison, Ghost, Woods Of Trees, Greta Van Fleet, Rage Against The Machine, Joan Jett and The Blackhearts, Queen, King Diamond, Nine Inch Nails, System Of A Down, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Quiet Riot, AC/DC, Guns N Roses, Of Mice Men, Radioactive Chicken Heads, Captured By Robots, Mac Sabbath, and Skillet! Be prepared to have your ears blasted off, SDL as we are gonna be making some noize pollution that will only hurt you!" I motion all the bands to play as the fight begins.. I pull out my sword and successfully somehow chop off one of the SDL`s fingers..
Following attacks by everyone else, the SDL launches a combination of Miitopia monster attacks that hurt all opponents including the rock attack, ice breath, and robotic lasers.. This knocks down all non performing band members except me, Austin, Isaac, Brayden, Madeline, Julia, and Carlos.. The SDL laughs again while commenting "Well, what happened to your little team? Seems they were too weak for me and now its me against just you 7! How pathetic! I have grown in power so much since last time I got a chance to play with all of you! Of course, Im mad that your stupid invisible wall took so long to get through so once I pillage and take over this town, I will make sure everyone dies or does as I say! This town will become the center of brainwashing and industry! This town falling is my key to victory against the enemy nations who I almost beat twice by occupying so much of their territory then armies from remote nations and occupation resisters took my chances of winning and I had my empire get dissolved twice only for me to take over the new nations formed through coups and now Im as powerful as ever! I have waited so long to take over the Animal Crossing world and so far, nothing has been taken since I figured my pests would ruin my chances of taking over other towns so I came to rid all of you first!"
I reply "Nice try, Mr. FailureVillain as we ain't losing today! In fact, this battle has only just begun so get ready to be hammered with damage! This town will live forever as a permanently free territory which will even after all of us who take care of this town pass away will be a paradise for all to enjoy! You cant stop hope, you can only try to take it away but as the very freedoms of so many people hang on our shoulders, we will not give in to you or any other evil force! In fact, I declare this town the Democratic Republic of Fun Land even though its never gonna be taken very seriously.. Cant wait to make changes to the government which will ensure that you won't easily be able to reverse it all!" "All young fools say that.. All my life, I always wanted glory and fame but when the opportunity arose for the inferior to me Dark Lord Melvin started doing his acts so I heard about an amulet that would grant a new hero and their friends the power of the job.. By the time, I tracked it down, your lookalike had already taken it.."
"Whatever.. You would have never been a true hero.. A hero doesn't necessarily want that junk, they just want to kick butt and save stuff.. Sure, it is a bonus when you get that.. But you're an evil villain, what do you know about being a good guy?" The battle then continues as I switch tactics to setting the SDL on fire while Rammstein's Du Hast cannon shoots explosive stuff in the SDLs direction causing him to go blind for a few seconds which allows me to chop off another one of his fingers! The bands then come in closer to the action and play like crazy! The rock/metal songs manage to sap 5% of the SDLs health and the 2 fingers I chopped off take away an addition 0.5%! When added up with all the other attacks, the SDLs health has gone down to 92%! The SDL then gets furious and says "Im done playing games, time to show my full power and none of you will be standing once its all done! Stealing from those number cards, its time I get an upgrade! I invoke the powers of the Orichalcos, Rank Up Magic Barian's Force, the Dark Curse, the sign of the Dark Signers, and my own true form! " The SDL then regenerates his fingers and horrifically enough, goes into a weird cocoon and rises up into a dark portal in the sky.. Electrical sparks comes out of the portal and soon a much more menacing looking SDL comes forth into the world..
SDL grins evily while exclaiming "Now time for all of you to die or bow down before me! Punishment of Darkness: Force of Despair and Doom! You first, Adam! Once I kill you, your corpse will be reanimated to serve me with all your powers intact!" He then fires the attack at me and for some unknown reason, time stops and I am transported into my soul room.. I am met with Pyre, Smokeflare, and Blaze so I ask "Guys, what's going on?" Smokeflare answers saying "Thanks to that hole in Space Time which changed the borders of the SDL empire once and then allowed you to say goodbye properly to Isabelle, we have been able to stop time due to also the overloading amount of energy coming from the SDL now that he has utilized many of the same tools of evil you have dealt with before.. If it weren't for that, you would have died so we ask for your permission to join with you as one being.. In addition, there's a shield that has been discovered to belong to you thanks to all those inheritance stuff in the Harry Potter-Yugioh world.. Call upon it and fuse with us, you will be able to withstand that attack.." "Okay, let's get to fusing then!"
The 3 nod and seconds later, I wake up transformed and so I successfully call upon the shield to block the attack right as time resumes and the blast hits me.. For about 30 seconds, the blast keeps going and when it finishes, everyone is shocked to see that I survived and have changed a lot in appearance(Austin quickly tells me that I have the green scarf over Smokeflare`s most powerful form`s armor, paws instead of hands and feet, Smokeflare`s sword in hand, and lion like streaks on my face along with Blazes lightning bolt mark with a white aura surrounding me in contrast to the pure black aura surrounding the SDL.. I see auras from the others with Isaac giving off a green one, Austin a red one, Carlos a yellow one, Madeline a pink one, Brayden a blue one, and Julia a purple one)! I remark quickly to annoy the SDL and amuse my companions "Welp, looks like we are the aura rangers now or something.. Now then, SDL get ready for your butt to be kicked real good!" The SDL replies "Oh please, even though you look like you might actually have a decent amount of power this time around, you won't win!"
I then decide to do something wild with my newly transformed wand which also being made out of the same materials also has the shape and appearance of a mage spector with the sword I hold in my hand by fusing them with my electric guitar and synthesiser into a superweapon! To my amazement, with all the power flowing through my veins, they actually fuse into a weapon in the shape of the sword! With a wave of my hand, I dismiss all the bands to return to Earth as I have a feeling we will be just fine without them or anyone who was knocked down! While the others use their best attacks, I charge up my weapon to strike the SDL with very shortly! I also mess with a tuning button on it to make it high pitched and loud as heck! Pulling in as much power as I can muster into the weapon, I charge while yelling "Special Attack: Strike Of The Chosen One!" It hits the SDL hard and reduces his health from a 90% to incredibly 30%(the others attacks reduced the SDLs health from 92 to 90% beforehand)! This causes a shockwave so powerful that it wakes up everyone who was knocked out and then blinds my field of vision.. When the smoke and shockwave clear, the SDL looks to be in not defeated but pretty bad shape!
The SDL states "Not bad for someone who has never done something like that before, I will give you that little worm.. You may have taken most of my health away but am I done yet? No! Look at you, Adam, you look like you overloaded your attack and are about to pass out! That's all you got? Pathetic! Oh well, your body will be an extremely useful asset once its mine! You all have angered me so much, its time for your last minutes of life to flash before you eyes as I blow up this town and everyone in it besides myself and Austin who I will be protecting as I want him for my own!" I retaliate with "Hehe, you forgot about 2 groups allied with me and with them, your doom attack will be stopped immediately! Let me show you my vampires and the goblins of Gringotts bank!" On cue, they all show up and while the SDL is charging up his big attack, the goblins do stuff to annoy him while the vampires suck away at many areas of his body before burping to let the resulting dark influence die in the anti-dark creature air and then doing the process over and over again! I declare to the SDL "We got you on the ropes, you're screwed! You are a threat to peace, democracy, freedom, privacy, civilization, and existence as a whole!"
He replies "Haha, very funny! Yes I know what to stop all of you with now.. Anyone up for a nice long nap?" With a snap of his fingers some sort of sleeping powder falls from the sky and puts everyone asleep besides me and the SDL who says "Wait, you're still awake? Why do you the most powerful one have to keep resisting all my attempts to kill you?" "Simple, you're not putting all my personalities to sleep and my willpower is too much for your sleeping stuff!" "You are the most annoying pest I have ever met, I cant wait to make you live your last moments very soon!" "You're just a ray of sunshine aren't you? Well, even GWAR would say you are a bigger scum than the average fleshy human being from my world.. Im a nice guy but when someones mean, they can kiss nice treatment from me at least for the time being goodbye as after all, you should most definitely not mess with the kind people! Its like with Switzerland, if you kill me, everyone in the surrounding multiverse will be hunting for you! Let's continue this battle and see who is on top shall we?" "Yes, I will win and your fate will be sealed forever followed by your body to be mine forever! Your vampires may have sucked away so much from me but, I have been secretly charging another move this whole time which will not appear as a blast but a force that will make you braindead and then dead very quickly! So long and thank you for offering your body to me! DIE!"
The SDL then sends a powerful force wave at my head only to be stopped by Isaac`s ninja stars, Austin`s anger fueled attacks, and the suction power from of all things, the UFO owned by the Wacky Clowns as all of them woke up quite quickly! Using that distraction, I slice off the hand which the SDL was sending the wave from causing him to scream "ALRIGHT FINE! You win, you win! I will be back and trust my words, I will be even more powerful once next time hits! So long, flesh worms!" After that, my form reverts to normal and my weapon splits into the 4 items that were fused to make it as the SDL vanishes into thin air.. Huffing and puffing, I say "Thanks so much, Isaac, Austin, and the Wacky Clowns! You legit saved my life, I am forever in debt to all of you! We all deserve some sort of hero award once we get rid of that menace once and for all then blow up his castle on top of the Tower Of Dread! Lets go wake the others up, town is such a mess now.. We must not rest into we create a document for the town which we all agree to and clean up the area! I believe it is time we also update the infrastructure in the town a bit as well! We may have a stadium but we need some serious changes like for example, some new homes and upgrading of existing homes!"
They nod your welcomes and after waking up everyone, we decide to have breakfast before having a town meeting at the event plaza! Strangely, all the breakfast food has literally healing abilities.. Shrugging off that fact, I explain literally everything to everyone so we are all on the same page as they eat their food(I finished already so yeah).. Once that is all done, we with the assistance of my vampires and the goblins spend only 15 minutes cleaning up town before heading to the event plaza(at this point the vampires and goblins depart for their world having done all the stuff we needed them for already)! I then say once we arrive "Alright, here's what I think should happen.. We use the Doctrine Of Peace I wrote for starters as part of the agreement of how things will work for now on! You have all seen it by now so we dont have to go over it.. We need a change in how the government works to make it more democratic.. Since I will always have a 100% approval rating, there is no need for mayor elections and everyone of you looks up to me! Here's the plan: We have a congressional body and a judicial system as well with all members being elected to power! Next, we increase the sizes of all homes besides mine and build houses for everyone living in Club LOL as one, we have a ton of space considering Im not collecting fruit or shaking trees anymore! Then, we simply technologically advance and make town an inter universal destination! And thats about it as the doctrine outlines so much by itself so what do all of you think? You approve of these ideas or do you think it should be changed in some way or form?"
Everyone shakes their head no as it seems we really do live in harmony and acceptance after all! Before any of us go anywhere or do anything else, I feel a tug as me, Austin, and Isaac are teleported to somewhere far away but familiar.. As soon as the 3 of us recover, I look around and see we are on a boat now island bound.. Austin asks "What the heck is going on? Where are we?" I reply "Austin, Isaac.. I believe we have been transported to the Desert Island Escape mini game.. Not sure who is responsible for this but, this will get very crazy.. Once we reach shore, I will give you two information needed to help us survive and get off the island.." Immediately following my explanation, we hit shore and get off the boat where a note awaits us reading "Hello, pathetic fools! This is the SDL and I have forced you to play the Desert Island Escape mini game in real life where instead of just restarting when failing to escape in the time limit or running out of food, you are either stuck on the island or dead forever! Since I couldn't get any of you earlier, I decided you three must die as soon as possible! Good luck escaping if you can survive that is!"
I show the note to Austin and Isaac right before saying "Wow that SDL sure is desperate to the point he is using a game invented by Nintendo company people to kill or imprison us.. We have 7 days to get off this island before we lose of course time moves much faster in this mini game area though.. It seems I have the hunter role which means I can hunt creatures much more successfully! Isaac, it looks like you are still a ninja so you should be able to sneak around all dangerous things like pitfalls and island dweller monsters! Finally for you Austin, you still are a pop star so you should be able to move much faster than me or Isaac! Both of you should get away from all monsters and beehives for I am the only one who can handle them okay and it looks like Im up to move first! We all can move 4 places on the island map per day since we dont have the ability to fly.. I will see you at camp where we will share what stuff we get!"
I wave bye as I rush into a tile which according to my copy of the island map has nothing of importance in it so I go right to another tile with a question mark icon on it so I go right to another tile with a question mark icon on and in it, I discover a log of wood needed to make a raft to get off this "crazy island" as the characters in the actual non real mini game say as they escape! Moving onto the next space to the right again, I get pretty exhausted and then see a tree full of grapes so I exclaim "No way! This tree is full of grapes, they are like my favorite fruit! I should at least get 5 from this once I spin a wheel!" A wheel appears before me so I get it going and after it goes around for 30 seconds, it lands on the max I can get: 7! I jump up and down for joy as 7 grapes fall from the tree thinking "I got some fruit! Our food supplies have increased by 7 rations!" and proceed to pick them up to put em in my pockets! Afterwards, I jog straight south where another mystery spot is and to my shock, a angry big monster appears so I pull out my sword which I managed to somehow keep with me through the teleportation process and begin clashing with the worm until eventually, it disappears and leaves behind a package of medicine which I muse over with the thought "Some medicine huh? Well, this will be very useful at some point coz the others might forget some of my advice which is okay of course and I might be able to take it home if its unused anyway so win win for me!"
Since I used up all my turns, I know Austin is going now and then Isaac with go as well so Im kind of doing nothing now so, I get an idea of what to do while Im waiting by mentally asking "Hey Blaze, you there? I really want to socialize with you right now.." He gives a swift reply "Yes, I am here and not surprised you desire to talk to me since you're doing nothing right now.." "Great! Do you have any cool powers besides razor sharp claws?" "Well, I can charm others with my appearance and have minor self healing abilities but that's it.." "That's alright! Could you describe how you exactly came into existence?" "I didn't exactly come into existence when you almost died that first time today contrary to what I told you but I did enter your soul at that time so that should count somehow.. Anyway, I was actually created the day you finished the first drawing of me so a few weeks ago for you! I woke up for the first time in a world called Furlandia where all fursonas secretly exist and for the most part stay there to live except for furs like me! I shared a connection with your mind when I was created so I had some knowledge to start my existence with and I quickly moved into a free home provided by the government of Furlandia! Over my weeks of existence, I caught up on everything and so far, made friends with the fursonas of some of your Twitter followers and friends! That's really all there is to it.."
"That's really awesome, Blaze! How amazing is Furlandia may I ask?" "It is a paradise where few problems occur and just about everyone gets along just fine! Its a life of luxury there and we aren't confined to the same needs other living beings have! There is one price though: If all traces and memory of a fursona disappear from your world than, that fursona ceases to exists and vanishes into nothing.. Otherwise, life is very grand with parties all the time everywhere! Whenever you dont need me, I actually return to Furlandia until you call me!" "That's so incredible, you're such a great individual!" "The same can be said for you!" "Aww shucks, that compliment feels good!" "Likewise with yours and it seems like Austin and Isaac are done with their area exploring, I suggest you go set up camp!" "Alright, see ya whenever I need you next!"
I take his advice seriously and place a tent in an explored area with lots of question mark spots unexplored around it after running to the area! Austin and Isaac then immediately come over and we settle down for the night! We then exchange stuff stories with Isaac beginning by saying "I got so lucky it was lit! First, I found a stick and a stone then, I found a fruit tree and got 4 fruits from it!" Austin looks down and depressed while saying "I wasn't so fortunate.. I failed to run from a worm who attacked me and hurt me bad then I couldn't do anything else until tent time.." I then share what I got while giving a empathetic look in Austins direction with the words "I did amazing today and one thing I got will make you better, Austin! I found a fruit tree full of grapes and got 7 fruits from it, I got one of the 3 logs around the island needed for us to get off this island, and finally, defeated a worm which dropped some medicine so here you go, Austin!" He takes it with a very thankful expression and uses it immediately, making him look and feel much better to me and Isaacs happiness!
I eye the stick and stone Isaac got and state "Hey, we can make that stick and stone into a shovel! With it, we can dig up any pitfalls we come across and not end up falling into them! Also, we will have 4 days plus one extra ration worth of food once we eat food after we decide on making the shovel or not!" Isaac and Austin nod to the shovel making and we together, build a shovel 100% accurate to the normal shovel you can buy at any version of a T&T store! Once we do so to our excitement, we eat food and then rest for about 2 real time seconds with it becoming the next day as a result! I then head off with another goodbye wave to the east of us where awaiting me is a bee hive which I just step away from since I have zero want to be stung considering how much being stung hurts(I got stung once at Kings Island in November 2014 or 2015 and it was like the worst thing ever at the time then I cried a lot as well with a itchy big red bump on my left leg forming as a result)..
Having gotten away safely, I go North where another mystery icon shows up and to my amazement, I find a much needed sail for the raft which I quickly put away! I then go east again and find another useful package of medicine which I also put away! I then head South towards another question mark area where, another worm shows up so I decide to fight it only for that to backfire and I end up getting hurt pretty bad and very depressed.. Ow, it hurts so much and the wound looks absolutely horrible.. After retreating North to where I found the medicine, I decide to take a nap so I dont have to suffer from pain and impatience while I wait for Isaac and Austin to do some exploring of their own.. When I wake up with less pain and sadness, I pitch a tent at the most Northern explored area as the closest unexplored question marks are a bit away.. To my shock, Austin and Isaac got hammered too and we all manage to use medicine before exchanging stories..
This time, I begin storytelling with the words "Today, I found a beehive which I backed away easily from, got the sail we need for the raft, found medicine, and got hurt from a worm attack.. Do you two have any different experiences?" Austin answers first explaining "Well, same bad situations along with getting 2 fruits from a tree and exploring an area with nothing in it.. At least we are all feeling better now that we have had some medicine applied to ourselves!" Isaac then gives his answer with "Not much really besides medicine and worm attack.. I found 2 areas with nothing lit in them and that's all.." I nod satisfied with the new info and then we all eat and sleep for 2 seconds again!
We decide to just go at the same time to speed along the day faster and so, I go west once then north 2 times with nothing of value in them and when I move north one more time, I find a fruit tree which I shake and get a mere 2 fruits from which isnt great but not terrible either.. What a boring experience though.. I then set up a tent at my location as Isaac and Austin finished exploring at the same time as me! When we get together, I ask "Did either of you have a more exciting day than I did? I only got 2 fruits and that's it.." Isaac beats Austin to responding first with "Not much either but, I did get another medicine for if one of us gets hurt again.. How about for you, Austin?" He replies "Erm.. Just some random string for I dont know what.." I exclaim in a shocked tone "Dude, that's not useless at all! If one of you gets a stick, we can build a fishing net with it and potentially get a lot of fish should we reach a coastal area with fish swimming about! Even if we dont, we will be able to take it home with us, the shovel, and all our other stuff once we get off this pretty brutal island!" Austin's eyes go wide and then we all eat and have our 3rd 2 second sleep with the 4th day beginning right after! Afterwards, we pack up our things and all go exploring the area where literally nothing is found for me..
After camp is set up close to an area of unexplored question mark spots, Austin and Isaac as per usual come in and seem to have had better luck than me as Austin says "I got some interesting stuff.. I found 2 stones, a stick, and a beehive which I walked away silently from! I was shocked I got so much stuff considering our luck and how many areas have nothing in them!" Isaac goes next stating "I didn't get as much as Austin but I found one noteworthy thing.. There was a note on the ground and it details some sort of revival of a dead villain to make them a Dark Signer which you told me about once, Adam.." I reply "I sure did! That was like 2 months ago, what Dark Signers can do is pretty scary.. Anyway, I got literally no items so that's kind of lame.. Oh well, I feel like tomorrow one of us will get one of the important items.. This whole time acceleration thing is so weird as, one day goes in like 15 minutes to half an hour.. Lets go have some yums and head to sleep for 2 seconds as usual! Hopefully, tomorrow has a lot more action and excitement!"
Skip to when we head out for some more island exploring, I encounter another stupid worm and defeat it with ease.. It dissolves into nothing and leaves behind a note which is really strange, how many notes did the SDL accidently drop? Eww, its all slimy and gross, I will read it later after it has some time to dry off.. After reluctantly putting it away(it will dry dont worry my pockets are kind of warm after all), I head to the next space where I find a star shaped thing on the ground and instead of going over it, I pull out the shovel crafted prior(it will transfer to Austin and/or Isaac should they run into a buried pitfall themselves) and dig it up to find not just a pitfall but of all things, a stick freakishly enough! Destroying the pitfall seed, I then put away the stick and move another space where I find unexpectedly, an abandoned pirate ship.. Pulling out my sword in case of undead pirates and other possible foes, I go in to explore the thing.. To my disbelief, a giant zombie pirate monster is awaiting while guarding a whole lot of treasure and random other stuff! I proceed to battle the wretched pirate and after 15 minutes of sword battling, I finally gain the upper hand and defeat the zombie..
Said zombie then falls into a void thing which closes after the zombie pirate is sucked into it.. Knowing the horror stories of people going greedy and evil from finding treasure, I take it all just to build up town, boost up the Fun Land economy, and distribute a good chunk of it to everyone besides myself as I dont need it for myself at all! After gathering all of the treasure(which also includes some weapons and pirate outfits), I move onto the final area for the day where there is a well set up imprisonment trap so I decide to trigger it with the shards of the pitfall seed meaning that I dont fall victim to it at all! After leaving the area, I set up camp near a different area with lots of question mark spots and Austin and Isaac look quite happy when they met me inside!
I go first to get my wild adventure out of the way with the following words "Today was literally extremely surreal for me.. First, I defeat a worm and get a note I will read once we get off this island.. Then, I dig up a pitfall, get a stick from doing so as well, and destroyed the pitfall seed.. After that, I defeat a giant pirate zombie and get a lot of treasure from a pirate ship and then escape a set up trap by throwing pitfall seed remains to trigger the trap before it could get me! You go next, Isaac!" Isaac nods and says "My day was great too! I straight up found a log for the raft to get off this island, dug up a pitfall as well, found some fruit, and ran into another random note which I will read once we get back as well!" Austin then begins talking as soon as he can with "For some reason, I had to fight off some creepers from Minecraftia first off whom I got gunpowder from after.. Then, I found a random pirate sea shanties cd, found myself a note which I will obviously read when you two read the notes you found, and finally, an odd recording of the SDLs private time.." The three of us laugh really hard at everything then do the routine, fall asleep for 2 seconds for the 5th time, and immediately head out after packing up for the 5th time as well!
The first area I go to unusually enough has a flippin very damaged cloning machine in it.. If Dominic can fix it, that would be very awesome as it would open so many new opportunities but if the wrong hands get on it, much harm could be done.. After putting the whole machine in one of my pockets, I go to the next mystery icon where I find something I haven't seen in awhile: a tree full of fruity goodness! I shake the tree and get 4 fruit from it meaning me and the others will definitely survive the rest of this crazy island adventure forced upon us by the ever so evil SDL.. The third space I explore has a creepy graveyard in it so I just back away expecting to be attacked by crazy ghosts if I were to stay any longer there.. I quickly head to the 4th space I want to explore and find some sort of wacky ritual go on so I literally run as fast as I can as I dont want to end up possibly being sacrificed to some weird thing I never knew exists..
For the last time ever(hopefully), I pitch a tent and stay in it with Austin and Isaac with me saying before they can say anything themselves "I had an interesting experience today.. I got enough fruit to where we could survive tomorrow night should we choose to wait until day 8 to get out provided we get one last log if neither of you have yet.. I also got a broken cloning machine and encountered a graveyard and a strange ritual area which was ongoing btw.. Next up is you, Isaac!" He nods and says as quickly as he can "I found a deserted village, old mineshaft, a container of medicine, and a chest full of firework stuff.. That's all.." Austin goes last obviously with the following statement "I discovered some weird prediction thing carved on a stone I hope we can decipher sometime.. Then, I didn't find anything else besides the last log we need to get off this island!" I reply "Let's get off right now then!"
The others nod and we go to the nearest shore, build a raft, and get back to Fun Land on it thus escaping the island! We then go back to the event plaza where everyone is looking at us concerned for where we went.. After discovering we were only gone an hour in real time, we go over everything that happened and after doing so, we discover through the unread notes and weird stone thing that the SDL has allied himself with our other enemies, is planning a smart kidnapping of Freddie, the SDL empire has been forced to surrender to our allies leading to loss of some territory, and that the Dark Signer thing will take place next month.. After explaining all this new info, I say "I believe I have done enough in this world today.. Such a crazy sequence of events! I shall see all of you here when its next months Easter/Bunny Day!" As I go home, I wave at everyone as they wave back at me..
To be continued on Bunny Day..
Authors Notes: Whew, that was quite an insane chapter am I right? First, Isabelle passes away after Dark Isabelle fiasco.. Then, the SDL attacks before being driven back, Blaze my fursona is introduced, and my alternate self, Austin, and Isaac survive a real version of the Desert Island Escape mini game.. Fun fact: Everything up to this point was written in numerous sessions occurring on 5 consistent days! This month will be very busy for me so I committed to this chapter super hard core to make time slots for other activities Im doing such as up to 2 possible YouTube videos, a redraw of Blaze, chapter 5 of Miis Go To Hogwarts(I start writing it 4 days after this goes up), a drawing of my actual ACNL character(not my alternate self in this story, a different me I used in the actual game), and digitization of Blaze redraw and my greatest drawing ever! As you can see, Isaac has started to have bigger roles in this story as I felt I didn't include him enough since he's my best friend and very special to me.. Next chapter will see the return of a defeated villain, normal Bunny Day activities at the start, and another SDL attack! I should really go into the first 3 chapters of this story to remove references to my first fanfictions plot as that story kind of flopped since well, I had a jerk breathing criticism down my neck as a result and lost 2 friends as well(Update from March 19th: I have just done that, didn't really have to change a whole lot).. I might go into more detail about it sometime and that's it, see ya all next time!
