Emo Breezepaw!

Leafpool: Hey, Crowfeather?

Crowfeather: Yeah?

Leafpool: Are you aware of how messed up Nightcloud's kit is?

Crowfeather: Oh, you mean Nightcloud and my kit? Breezepaw?

Leafpool: yes, NIGHTCLOUD'S kit.

Crowfeather: … umm, what do you mean by "messed up"

Breezepaw: (running past them) Heatherpaw, I love you!

Heatherpaw: Get away from me, you pervert.

Breezepaw: fine (looks around; spots random WindClan she-cat) random WindClan she-cat, I love you!

Crowfeather: Okaaaaaaaaaaay, weird

Leafpool: tell me about it

Breezepaw: Leafpool? Do you want to go to the movies—?

Leafpool: most certainly NOT!

Breezepaw: But—

Leafpool: no

Breezepaw: But—

Leafpool: no

(This conversation carries on like that for a few more hours, after Leafpool said her 100th "no", Breezepaw went emo and gave up)

Crowfeather: Breezepaw scares me.

(All look at Breezepaw)

Breezepaw: (cutting himself)

Leafpool: Wow…

Nightcloud: Hi, Crowfeather (ignores Leafpool)

Crowfeather: Nightcloud, this is Leafpool. Leafpool, this is Nightcloud, my mate.

Leafpool: Hi, Nightcloud. You are so lucky to have a cat like Crowfeather for a mate.

Nightcloud: Yes, he is my mate, isn't he?

Leafpool: oh, yes, of course.

Crowfeather: Umm, Nightcloud? Did you know that Breezepaw's emo?

Nightcloud: oh, no! My baby!

Leafpool: Bye!

Crowfeather: Auvoir!

Leafpool: What?

Crowfeather: Auvoir, French for bye.

Leafpool: you're bilingual!

Crowfeather: I know a bit of Spanish too.

Leafpool: You're trilingual!

Crowfeather: Yeah, sure, why not?

Leafpool: you are so cool (cell phone rings, she says impatiently) What?

(Squirrelflight in ShadowClan will be italicized!)

Squirrelflight: Hi!

Leafpool: Umm, hello? I'm busy?

Squirrelflight: well, we got such great videos! Did you know that Cedarheart had a crush on this very famous singer named Hannah Montana?

Leafpool: Oh, I've heard of her. Firestar's Twolegs were obsessed with her and some other guy named Vanessa Ann Something!

Squirrelflight: Vanessa Ann Hudgens, idiot! She was in "High School Musical" for something called Disney.

Leafpool: What clan is that?

Squirrelflight: beats me.

Leafpool: Twolegs sure have messed up names.

Squirrelflight: Yeah, and do you know who these guys named the Jonas Brothers are? I think they're littermates or something.

Leafpool: Never heard of them. Oh, wait, Crowfeather has.

Crowfeather: Yeah! The Jonas Brothers! (singing) Oh! This is an SOS…

Squirrelflight: Stop singing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crowfeather: Sorry, it just kinda got a hold of me.

Squirrelflight: Well, we're coming back soon!

Leafpool: okay, but I'll be on a date with Crowfeather.

Squirrelflight: Fine, whatev.

Streampebble: This will be extremely random, but it's a tribute to all the HSM and Hannah Montana fans! (hey, my brother is singing "Everyday" from HSM II right now! It's on my mind!)

Somewhere in the Twoleg World

Hannah: Vanessa, have you ever heard of wild cats?

Vanessa: that lives in clans? Yeah, Zac sometimes talks about them, but he's messed up. Are they real?

Hannah: Well, I have this stalker that claims to be named Cedarheart or something. He says he's from one of the four clans of wild cats. He's messed up.

Vanessa: all guys, regardless of their species, are messed up.

Zac: (from somewhere off stage) Stupid trashcan! You won't talk to me. Answer me, I command you, as leader of the East High School Basketball Wildcats!

Hannah: Yup, you're right!

Vanessa: Zac, shut up. Trashcans can't talk.

Trashcan: How do you know?

Vanessa: What the—

Hannah: am I crazy or what?