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OK, I just updated 2 TIMES and I'm still writing! (Maybe I had too much cheese?) :D

kk, On With The Story:

Naruto was walking to 'Les Mode De Gateau' (1) cafe, wondering why Hinata wanted to meet him so urgently. He pushed open the glossy clear, glass doors, and took in the scent of cinnamon. "Hello sir. May I help you pick a seat?" A beautiful waitress, wearing the standard waitress uniform asked. "Uh, no thanks. I'm meeting my friend here, she should already be here." Naruto smiled politely. The waitress blushed and nodded. (2)

Naruto looked around the restaurant and saw Hinata sitting on a chair reading a novel, which looked VERY advanced. (like, 3000 pgs long :P) Not only was Hinata smart, she was also pretty; all around her, boys were staring at her with eyes like a lion looking at his prey. Of course, she had no idea that was going on; Naruto was a little bit jealous that she had so many guys staring at her, but little did he know, a whole flock of girls were staring at him too.

"Hey Hinata!" Naruto said in his usual preppy voice. "Hi Naruto-kun(3)" Hinata smiled. 'Since when did Hinata not stutter?' Naruto wondered. "Sit down, let's eat something!" Hinata said assertively. "Ok,... Sure!" Naruto smiled and sat down. "Soo... Why did you call me out? What happened?" Naruto asked in a concerned voice.

"Well, actually... I have a stalker... He's been following me for 1 week already. I think that if I get a boyfriend, he will leave me alone." Hinata said sadly. "ok... So where are you gonna get a boyfriend?" Naruto asked densely. "Ano... Can you be my fake boyfriend?" Hinata asked with her eyes turned upwards in a very girly manner. "Why can't you ask Neji?" Naruto asked with wide eyes."Because he looks like me, and that's too obvious." Hinata sighed. "But, but! I already have Sasuke!" Naruto said, hoping Hinata would change her mind.

"... Well, can you tell him that we are only fake dating, and that there's nothing going on." Hinata said calmly."Fine. But only for 1 week." Naruto nodded to himself. 'I don't think Sasuke would get angry for just 1 week...' He thought. "ok. Well, since we are done eating, let's go on a walk." Hinata smiled and got up.

"What about the bill?" Naruto asked, since the waiter didn't come to their table to bring the check. "Oh, I already payed a while ago." Hinata turned her head. "I'll pay you back" Naruto said, then they walked out of the restaurant, into the park.

Naruto was having fun walking and talking with Hinata. She had a lot of different things to say, and she would always listen to what Naruto would say, before giving her thoughts. Suddenly, Naruto got punched and he hit the floor. "KYA! Naruto!" Hinata yelled. "Shh! Stop talking princess. We're only here because we want to have some fun with you." A strong voice said, while putting his hand up Hinata's skirt.

"Leave... Hinata... Alone!" Naruto yelled while getting up from the floor. "Make me!" The voice said in a cocky way. "You asked for it!" Naruto yelled, then he pulled his hand over to the other guys face, to make a successful punch. When Naruto's hand hit the other guy's face, the guy fell backwards, leaving Hinata free. "HInata, go call for help! I'll stay here and start beating the crap out of these guys!" Naruto smiled, but then suddenly he got punched in the gut bye another guy.

"Go! Hinata!" Naruto yelled. Hinata didn't say anything, she just ran. 'please be ok... please...' Hinata thought, while crying.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-Back to the fight_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

"Aw, shit! The puny boy let the princess get away!" The biggest guy in the group of 5 bullies said loudly. "Well, I guess that we gotta do something." Another guy, not as big, said. "Yeah, you gotta try losing some weight, and maybe get a girlfriend, cuz man, you seem lonely." Naruto said in a funny tone. "Shut up smart ass!" the final member said.

"Wait! I have an idea... This guy; take a look at his face." The big guy said. All the other boys looked at Naruto. "Hey, Jim! What do you think when you see this guy?" THe big guy asked the smallest person, named "Jim". "He looks.. puny? and... Girly- oh! I get it!" Jim smiled sadistically.

Suddenly all the guys understood what The big guy said; well, everyone, except Naruto. Naruto was getting up, when Jim held him. "Hey, kid, you won't be able to get away now!" Jim said, then he kissed Naruto on his lips.

-Naruto PV:

I got kissed on my lips by a stranger! This kiss wasn't the kind I was used to; it was rough, and I was bleeding when 'Jim' finished kissing me. "Get Off ME!" I yelled, trying with all my might to push him off me. "Guys! Gimme a hand yo!" Jim said loudly. "...K"A middle sized guy said. He pushed me down harder and started to pull my pants off.

"Well, your cock isn't that big... You look like a girl down there too!" he said. "LET GO OF NARUTO. NOW" Everyone turned their heads, and saw...

Haha! Cliffhanger! Poor Naru-chan... Who is his savior? Try reviewing to find out!

(1)- Fashion Cake Cafe! (I made it up!)

(2)-did I mention that Naruto is really hot in my story? Yeah, him Sasuke, Deidara and Itachi are sooo hot that all the girls flock to them. :3 (I want a boyfriend like that :D)

(3)-thx to Apollymi28, Tenshi Yami- Angel of Darkness and guest for telling me wat Hinata calls Naruto!

Anime girls are sooooooooo lucky to have hot guys to oogle at! O.O (I wonder if it's too late to become an anime character...)

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