I will be out of town for a week. I am on vacation! After working hard, a cruise is just what i need. By the way, the Epiphany is the 7 of January not the 5. I screwed up. Es tut mir Lied! Anyways, i will actually be leaving for the airport soon. I wonder if boats have wifi. If not, i can't wait to se how many comments i have when i get back. This is 2 chapters in 1. A nice happy ending. Yay! I love writing Japan's accent. It is so much fun to write! Anyways, i do not own Hetalia. Have a wonderful New Year!
~Kolko
Japan was reading his "book" when he heard a knock on the door.
"Who is it?" Japan called.
"Yo dude! It's me America!" he said. Oh no, not America, he thought, why now and why does it have to be him? He opened the door. He saw Belarus.
"Oh, prease come in," he said, "America-san, did you go on vacation?" America blushed. Belarus laughed. America scowled.
"Japan, do you have any food? Cuba refused to let me eat," he said.
"Oh, sure. I sharr go make some mochi and sushi," he said as he went into the kitchen. He later came out with a variety of Japenese foods. "So, you must have had a rong journey. Prease terr me what happened," he asked. They explained a long story while they ate. "Interesting. I am sorry for arr your hardships," he said. He turned to Belarus. "But it must be arr worth it right? You are feering okay?"
"I only feel a bit sick from miso, but otherwise, I am fine," she said.
"It is getting rather rate, I wirr set up a prace for you to sreep," Japan said. He then left the room. America giggled.
"I love how he talks so funny," he said.
Lithuania still worried. Poland walked into the room smiling.
"What's with the creepy grin?" he asked.
"I talked to Finland who happened to travel around the world yesterday," said Poland.
"Does he know where-" Poland nodded.
"Belarus is totally safe. She's in Cuba with Ukraine, Canada, and America. Canada's like, caring for Ukraine," he said, "but the two are like, heading to Japan now."
"Wait, which two?" Lithuania asked taking a sip of water.
"America and Belarus," Poland said. Lithuania spit out the water.
"What?! She's with him?!" he said shocked, "Why would she go with him?!"
"Woah! Like, calm down! Why so angry? Aren't you like, friends with America?" Poland asked.
"Not after what he did!" Lithuania said.
"What did he do?" Poland asked.
"He tried to kiss her!" Lithuania said, "I know he wants her and I won't let him push me around for once!"
"Woah, almost forgot about that," he said, "I didnt know you were like, still mad at him." Lithuania sighed.
"Where are the others?" he asked.
"Estonia is with Finland and Sweden, Latvia was captured by Prussia, and Russia's whereabouts are unknown," he said, "As for the rest of the Soviet Union, Armenia and Azerbaijan are in Greece, Georgia is in Iran, Kazakhstan and Kyrgyzstan have been captured by Austrailia, Moldova has been captured by Britain, Tajikistan and Turkmenistan are hiding in Russia waiting for everything to blow over, and Uzbekistan is currently unknown."
"For now I think I will wait here until everything stops spinning," he said.
Poland's phone was ringing.
Cześć! Poland speaking.
Oh, hello Poland.
Belarus! Thank goodness! Liet has like, been worried sick! I told him yesterday where you were, but you called to like, talk to him right?
Да, please put him on the phone.
Oh yeah, by the way, he doesn't know I mailed you the box and he's like, sick in bed.
Poland! You could have told me that before!
Hold on a second.
He ran upstairs. "LIET! Like, someone wants to talk to you!" he called up the stairs, "pick up the other line!" Lithuania moaned and picked up.
Sveiki? Look whoever this is, this isn't a good time to call.
Lithuania?
B-Belarus?! You're okay?!
Yes. I finally got to a place that had a phone, how are you feeling?
You made my day better. I don't know what I have but it's getting better. How are you feeling?
I'm better. I'm finally not being chased or captured for a week.
She told him her story.
I wish I could see you right now.
Me too. I miss you. I hope this thing blows over.
Well, Poland is bugging me about how much this phonecall costs, so I'll let you go.
Да спаткання. Я люблю цябе!
Viso gero. Aš tave myliu!
The two hung up. This thing had to blow over soon. It was almost January. Lithuania was bored. He never lost hope, but he wondered what was in the envelope. He opened it.
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A press conference was being held for the major countries in the race. It was being held in Denmark. It was being broadcasted on live television. Britain, France, China, the Netherlands, Norway, Australia, New Zealand, Denmark, and Prussia were all there. It was January 5.
"Russia has disappeared, so I say his land is available," said Britain. Others nodded in agreement.
"Not so fast!" said a voice. Out of nowhere came Russia himself ready to kill some people. He slugged Norway in the head. He then punched Prussia in the face.
"RUSSIA?!" All trembled in fear. He glared at them. He then uppercutted Australia in the jaw.
"Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolk olkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolko lkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolk olkolkolkolkolkolkolkol…" he growled, "Learn your lesson. You NEVER mess with the Russian bear." They turned to flee, but Russia caught them all. He hit New Zealand in the gut. He socked the Netherlands in the eye. He then slammed Denmark's and France's heads together. He turned to Britain. "You have caused my family a lot of trouble," he growled, "for that I will make you suffer!" Britain trembled.
"W-W-What are you going to do?" he said. He then smiled. Scotland, Ireland, and Whales came out. They pounced on Russia. It took all three men to hold the Russian down. That was still a struggle. Britain tried to run, but he ran into a wok. China pinned him.
"First if all, I think something needs to be said aru," he said. He turned to the camera still holding Britain. "The race for the Soviet Union has been revoked aru!" Russia broke free of the men. He looked at Britain.
"I have a special treatment for you," said Russia. Britain trembled.
Around the world cheers could be heard. One by one the Soviet Union came back over the next two days. It was the Epiphany. Lithuania was getting worried. He then saw Belarus and America walk off the plane. Belarus ran to Lithuania. The two were never happier to see each other. The two hugged and never let go. America stood there and smiled.
"I got a surprise for all of you," said Russia.
"Is it spin Latvia?" asked Estonia.
"I have something different in mind," said Russia.
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!" Britain screamed as he was lifted up on the wire.
"First one to knock him down, get to beat the crap out of him!" Russia said.
"NOOOO!" Britain screamed.
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