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CHAPTER FOURTEEN

Tinkerbell chimed excitedly and even thought I couldn't understand her I could guess what she was saying.

"Guy's quiet down! And find a place to hide the sun's starting to rise." I said happily trying to keep my voice down to a whisper which in my over caffeinated state was more like a low holler.

All of us flew up into the air except Wendy who called my name loudly causing me to frown,

"It's like she wants the Pirates to suspect something!"

I thought moodily as I turned and flew back to her raising an eyebrow I hovered in the air directly in-front of her.

"Yes Wendy?" I asked trying to keep in a sigh of exasperation.

"I'm stuck." Wendy replied her face tilted down so the fading moonlight couldn't show me her face. I felt my eyebrows bunch together,

"What do you mean your stuck? Just jump off and let's fly." I said crossing my arms and rolling my eyes at her over reaction to sitting on the now dry paint.

"I can't! I sat on the paint when it was wet and now it's dry and if I get up my pants will split open!" Wendy snapped back her head flying up so she could glare at me showing me her red face.

"Sheesh take it down a notch! That shirt goes down to just above your knee, just slip out of your pants for now." I replied.

Wendy spluttered some ineligible words before I saw the moon go down completely for the night and took the decision out of her hands.

Literally.

I grabbed her arms and yanked ripping her off the ship, there was a faint ripping sound but her pants came off of the ship entirely so I had a pretty good chance of being forgiven as I flew around to the back of the ship so the pirates wouldn't see us.

"I can't believe you did that Ann!" Wendy snapped angrily at me.

Rolling my eyes at her tone I replied sarcastically.

"Well sorry MOTHER, maybe I should have left you there to greet the Pirates."

She opened her mouth to reply her face dark red and her eyes squinted before I clamped my hand over her mouth hearing the Pirates draw closer.

I could hear Hook angrily muttering about how 'that Pan wouldn't be so lucky next time' and some expletives here and there making me clamp my other hand over my own mouth so I didn't laugh as his expletives were funny to me for some reason.

"Probably the caffeine.." I thought before nodding sagely to myself, letting go of my mouth to stroke my imaginary mustache/beard combo.

I saw Wendy roll her eyes and watched my hand with fascination as it moved while she shook her head at my outward signs of my inward musings.

Deciding to ignore her as I saw Tinkerbell's signal that the Pirates were in place I flew up with Wendy reluctantly tagging along behind me, my hands now busy curling my imaginary beard.

We joined the rest of the Lost Boys in the air a good thirty feet away from the ship just in case a skunk got loose and we all waited out bodies jittery from the coffee and adrenaline as tried to hold ourselves still.

There was silence for a minute and then….

"SMEE!"
"CAPTIAN!"
"I'M GONNA KILL THAT PAN!"

"SMEE!"
"GET THEM OFF! GET THEM OFF!"
"AGGGGHHHHHH!"
"SMEE COME HERE RIGHT NO NO NO DON'T SHOOOOOOOTTT! AGGGH! MY EYES! MY EYES!"

"EVERY MAN FOR HISSS- HELP ME! SOMEBODY HELP-!"