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The Volturi Diaries
Entry Three: Jane Volturi
Dear Diary Number 874,
I am sorry to say that I had destroyed my precious journal...for Heidi's hands had touched it. Therefore, her vulgar germs have ruined it.
I went through hell to get this diary.
First, I had to sneak out of the castle.
I went to several stores before they kicked me out and told me I was to old to be trick or treating.
Then, when I go to the store who doesn't believe I'm a kid in a costume, the employee was a total IDIOT!
I tell him I would like a dark embrioded journal and he says, "ooh, so you can write your little secrets and dreams with little doodles!"
WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?
HOW DARE HE COMPARE ME TO ONE OF THOSE...HUMAN GIRLS!
When I finally bashed his head open and stole the book I had to go to all the trouble and steal the footage from the store cameras and earase any evidence...
What a waste of time.
By the time I have gotten back to out "happy little home of horrors", Aro had came up with a plan to find his missing arm.
Maybe Caius should just give the arm back so he'd shut up.
Oh, the countless number of times I have to sigh in the eternal life of pain and gore.
No one understands.
The twin,
Jane Volturi